What am I in for, lads?

What am I in for, lads?

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At least a few brouzouf and broken legs before quitting.

confusion and fun

guilt

you are in for the you are rimanah and killed you wife

Confusion, frustration, and activation of brain cells, and then great fun, and then 100 times even greater fun if you move onto multiplayer with a bunch of people.

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This, i get the appeal but it didn't catch me enough to finish it, had way more fun replaying the first levels compared to the second half of the game, it has immense coop potential, good luck trying to find non zoomers for it though

Waves

yet you are not the murderer

>attempting to spoil a story for a game where everyone throws the story out the window and gets hot and bothered about the gameplay

Dont try to understand anything, just keep shooting , gain bronzuf and have broken legs

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a fun pile of shit

A meme game everyone quits 5 minutes into. Anyone saying they played this for more is being a contrarian

Amazing coop. Nothing makes sense. Everything is ridiculous. Demons. Jian. Use the bear killer.

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better just quit while you're ahead bro, if you like using your legs.

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Are the memes worth 9.99 usd?

Best in Slot sub 1 dollar game

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Don't fall in the hub

What...what did you just say?

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>buying steam games not on sale

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I'm bored as fuck user.

just because you don't like it doesn't mean, everyone else is lying, when they say they like it

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EDC + cream.api if you're looking to multi
buy it when its onsale

A short confusing mess with shitty dialogue, awful graphics, idiotic, derivative storyline and setting where you frind the same level 50 times and don't use 99.99% of the resources, equipment and abilities and constantly remake your character if it's gets a mortal wound because that's quicker than getting a cure. Advice (beyond don't play this game) is don't kill your clones or small animals because karma will fuck your ass.

a really fun game with some really janky stuff. The learning curve is not really bad, but the game can appear overwhelming at the start with obtuse mechanics.

EYE would be better without the mortal wounds system

a wholesale ripoff of warhammer 40,000's whacky lore and aesthetic arguably to the point of plagiarism.

They even use the word "psyker" at one point

There is literally nothing wrong with being a Jian.

75 cents well wasted

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>implying
Fucking Jian scum, you're worse than Feds

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psyker is a generic "sci fi psychic" since well before 40k, forgot who coined it but it's been around forever. pre-80s. 40k itself started as basically just a cheeky mashup of various IPs, it was never meant to be all that serious.

but over time it has developed its own identity and E.Y.E. is so obviously a copy of that identity that I couldn't finish it, it's just bootleg 40k with some rpg elements, whatever. the devs even went on to develop official 40k games later.

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t. brainlet mutt
Begone with you dilating heathen.

>there will never be a sequel
feels bad man

It didn't ruin the experience for me but you're not wrong. I mean the first enemy is literally a genestealer.

getting mortal wounds is pretty hard except for that one dark hallway level with gaps in the floor. But even then, it's really not that huge of a grind to get them fixed permanently. Maybe it is, but I'm just autistic, I dunno, I had like a level 90+ character by the time I stopped playing

>all the games that will never exist because valve won't release source2 with the dev tools
fucking sad timeline.

server never

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You should learn to face your cycles of guilt alone user

t. pussyass "journalist" who believes hard games are patriarchal oppression and misogyny

just started a new game, never played before
the heavy rifle seems OP as fuck

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there's people in pubs all the time still
a fun game
gets annoying at times if you don't wear heavy armour and nothing feels balanced towards your presence which is nice but produces annoyances
until you hit a point where you get a good gun a few specific instances can be annoying
the grind is very real and playing through it really lets you explore both the world and the retardedly huge maps with massive unnecessary areas, also immerses well
if there's any game I'd ever learn programming and stuff to do VR for, it'd be EYE, because it's the perfect concept for a VR game due to the abilities you have

Do not make waves. My legs are ok.

The story is integral to the experience of EYE. There are far better shooters out there.

>The story is integral to the experience of EYE.
Seems your mouth and your anus switched places during birth.

why aren't unique games like this made anymore Yea Forums?

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To be desu I really hate the Yea Forums meming around EYE co-op.
Are you daft or just new. Yea Forums has always talked about EYE's story.

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desu E.Y.E has a great story and I really like the themes

Very unfinished game with great ideas and art design, but awful execution all round.

The only integral part of the game is ignoring the story, unless your turd built up in the brain and is now releasing fumes masquerading as thoughts.

So you're daft, as well as new. Got it.

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>playing games for the story
You are the kind of cancer which has been killing Yea Forums, your kind needs to be banned from Yea Forums and kicked back to Yea Forums.

Shut up before I wear your moron face as a party mask.

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Fuck off back to Yea Forums before i shove a library up your ass where it belongs you god damn pseudo-intellectual story dilator.

>trying to kill the fucking helicopter on mars without the bear killer

Is it even possible?

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Just play it.
Use the semi-auto shotgun, it is great. As is the damocles sword.

Try getting the bear killer revolver to kill bigger stuff later on.

This weird thread again...
Deja vu

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its not very good. it plays like a sub-par fan mod. currently playing Call of Chernobyl and it is pretty great, i would pay 20$ for it is it meant i get my activation of brain cells
>to be fair...
please tell me how the 'activation of braincells' makes the game fun? is it when you realize you point the gun at your enemy and then left-click?

Be careful, maggot! I've heard you've been fucking around a little too far into the Jians' affairs, lately. I think you will have an accident, soon.

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t. Faggot
>omg le world building

The TRK can do it, if you really have no other options, and I think it's unlocked by default.
I'd call this bait, but you can never be sure these days, so I'll just call you a faggot.

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shitty Yea Forums-core meme game

a fun video game

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A game that's better than the half-life games.

A wild-ass ride. Take this, and use whatever parts you see fit. It should help make the game more comprehensible.

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While I'm here, gonna dump the deliveries for a dumb drawthread request I made once. They are all beautiful, and I love the drawfags that made them.

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Another Culter trash thread. When will your kind learn that Jian is the only way forward.

It shames me to say that I only really use this one for anything, and not even the full image. I should find more uses for these.

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So good.

Remember to give your drawfriends some elbow room to really stretch those creative muscles, you'll like the results.

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this games pretty fun
is there a way I can keybind the commands? getting sick of pressing C to use Alchemy to turn their shitty ammo into health

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>is there a way I can keybind the commands?
The options menu?

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large post/review incoming, bumping so thread doesn't die

A game that gets more fun the longer you play but also more disappointing. It's very short and half of the levels are not very fun. Mars is especially unfun and Vindico isn't very good either. It's made more frustrating by the fact that for an RPG game with custom loadouts, attributes, and abilities, you are very railroaded into specific weapons (namely that one sniper rifle) for the larger enemies. Some of the game design is baffling, yet somehow works. The idea of randomized mission objectives is weird in a singleplayer story game, but keeps it fresh on repeat runs. You also have a shocking amount of freedom in how you complete missions. I must have done that one mission where you have to work for the crime syndicate and then kill the boss once you gain his trust at least a dozen times before I realized that the door he was behind was hackable, so I could just gain access from the start and complete the main objective. The map design is also downright some of the best cyperpunk vidya out there in certain levels.

Some of the most fun comes from turning up spawn rates and farming objectives in the more fun levels once you've leveled up your cyber parts. It's an extremely rough gem that's greater than the sum of its parts even when memes like (doors can hack you xd) stop being fun.

The best Ghost in the Shell game of all time
It feels like a garry's mod custom server
If you've played Deus Ex 1 or System Shock 2, the character systems aren't really complex
The story is nuts, fix the translations with a mod
Co-op is great
Only option is to kill
Overall could be 9/10 if it was on a different engine and was more refined

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Don't fix the translations
For all the fucking stupid autism people give the game's translation it's unwarranted
The game is intentionally written AND translated in ways to allow for shoulder-room and to allow the player to try to guess what's next as well as holding story threads unsolved
The translation 'patch' only babies the story by butchering it into pieces and removing tons of the fluff and strange writing and conversations
fuck the translation

>that FOV
Why?

But seriously the base source engine sounds pull me right out of the experience, thinking about making a sound mod

Yeah, I played this game because I am a contrarian that intentionally wastes times solely to spite anonymous posters, not because I liked the game and had fun with friends in it playing coop and online pvp both, you fucking monkey.

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I only wish more people played deathmatch, and especially Team Artifact. I was in the top 100 players of that shit.

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>fun with friends
you're even worse than a contrarian, user. you're a monumental faggot

The options menu lets you bind everything.

>I was one of the best players in a game that's never had more than 3 players online at once
what an accomplishment, my man. if anything it warrants this prestigious (you)

>Call of Chernobyl
Shit taste retard.