Witcher 3

shut the fuck up

I love the story and atmosphere but the combat is just RMB RMB RMB. Gets boring fighting enemies. I played 30 hours and then dropped it.

Never.
It's all around worse than the Witcher 1: E.E.

I cant take criticism of my favourite game!!!!

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get help

Do I need to play the prior 2 first? How long does each game take?

When i walked into the little river near White Orchard searching for clues.
I dont know why, the music, the sky begun to turn black, thunder was coming. That was it.

During the first 10 hours, later the game combat became so boring I had to force myself to finish the game plus the bloody baron arc was the best part of the story

get sex incel

Never did

How shit is NG+?

>shitting on a popular game

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i haven't played it yet because my autism compels me to finish I & II first

fuck me the witcher 1 is a chore to play

it's clear to me now why gog was selling this piece of this for 87 cents

>*whistles for magic horse*
>*autoruns on road to quest marker*
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>*guys in Drowner™ costumes appear*
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET 'EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half*
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof" *shows flipper*
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

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When I beat the Cleric Beast

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When I got to the final Act the writing immediately went full speed into the ground and it became clear the writers had no idea what they were going for the entire time.

Is that literal shit? I remember seeing that video somewhere. How does he even handle the smell?

this

I realized it was shit when I couldn’t start the wolf armor school quest because of a bug

When i played Witcher 2.

>I knew
>normalfags and journos love shit combat so I knew the game would be labeled as a masterpiece

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>bought witcher 3 complete edition like 6 months ago on sale
>still haven't installed it
is it really worth the effort

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Witcher 1 is actually fucking great once you reach the vodyanoi chapter which i think was chapter 3
2 is good also, but linear

unless you're a total casual, tw1 is the best witcher game. tw3 comes close tho

theres a Cleric Beast mod W3?

I remember when 2 came out, the most common advice on Yea Forums was to skip 1 but read a synopsis of the story. After 3 came out and was massively successful, every contrarian fucknugget came out of the woodwork to try to claim 1 was the best in the series. Post-2016 Yea Forums is the worst timeline.

based and Japanpilled

eurojank should fuck off

Where's that semen demon from?

this, the witcher 3 is the most overrated game of the generation

imagine being this simple-minded and easily persuaded by memes

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-all non-quest related things you can find on the world are copy paste boring shit
-no one will talk to you unless they are quest related and you have the quest that requires them
-awful ui made for consoles and only 2 consumable slots, making alch spec a chore
-no resource management, you just instantly get all your potions back for whats essentially free
-enemies have 1, maybe 2, attacks that they repeat over and over, making fights absolutely boring after an hour
-level system only works to the games detriment, as youll quickly outlevel everything you have to do and it will all be easier than the game already is
-coming across a SKULL WARNING SIGN monster should be exciting but it's not, because you know it fights exactly the same as all the others of its kind, only with more hp.
-"cinematic" controls that ignore accuracy in favor of looking more natural
-even death march is easy as fuck due to a lack of enemy attack variety and every ability you can spec into being way too strong
-ciri sections are boring and unneeded and only serve to rob you of what could have been the one interesting boss fight in the game.
-the final moments of the story seem rushed as fuck, from oh hi crones now we fight, to im eredin i have a secret, im dying my secret is this guy tricked us and i had no plan to deal with it, to oh actually geralt i didnt trick you everthing is fine ciris here
-majority of loot is randomized and scales to your level. Nothing you find really excites you.
all enemies have an extremely short tether that you will cross unintentionally more often than not. At this point they ignore you and start walking back to the center of the area or hang around to get hit easily
-witcher senses are only ever used when the quest requires it and is just hold right click to follow quest arrow. you cant actually track monsters or anything out in the world(and why would you need to? theyre all tethered to a small location and never move away)

6/10, masterpiece.

just look at some video of people working in sewers.

Look at fatberg

reminder

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the artist is Incase, who sadly only draws futa shit

Does it have fishing, unique weapons littered in secret locations, really neat sidequests or anything that scratches that sort of itch? I've sat on the Witcher 3 fence for years and what stops me is that it seems like an action game with little progression/collectibles while having a huge world to trudge around. I don't mind that as long as there's some great secret hidden around the occasional corner.

>says the cancerous frogposter

it has the last two, not sure about fishing though. I don't think so

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When I was doing a side quest, watching a dialogue cutscene, and it had camera work of panning outside a window looking at the scene

i've been trying to finish the witcher 1 since it came out dead serious

i was on the witcher hype train before the game came out, cdprojekt even sent me a cute signed christmas postcard because i signed up for their mailing list or something (which i wish i'd kept )

i just can't get into it but i will keep trying

>getting triggered by LE ALT-RIGHT SYMBOL
go back asap

That time I followed quest markers for 110 hours and wished I was playing Gothic for most of it.

> level system only works to the games detriment, as youll quickly outlevel everything you have to do and it will all be easier than the game already is

Big true. Some actual fair criticism here, it would still be 7/10 or 8/10 for me anyway. I enjoyed it

don't feel too bad, I had to restart tw1 over five times to finally get into it. when I finally did though, it became one of my favorite games of all times, and I don't even like rpgs that much. the game is very, VERY relaxing.

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All the unique weapons/armors are actually just parts of a quest. There's no actually going out and discovering rare shit, its all done through quests.

There's a handful of decent side quest, but the majority of them are just copy+paste events like clear this village of monsters or find the note in this box 5 feet away from you.

witcher1 is hard to get into, pretty boring.

The game is painfully average. Not as bad as the reactionary contrarians make it out to be, but this should be nowhere near a Top 10 RPG list anywhere.

OK story, horrible combat, meh exploration. But it was a complete package with a large volume of content so it stands out among contemporary AAA games. Hell when your competition that year was Fallout 4 it’s hard not to look good by comparison.

your problem is you have shit taste. go start from the basics and come back in 5 years.

yeah its definitely worth playing.

none of this is true
imagine being this butthurt your favorite game didn't get as many awards

enhanced edition mod makes it fun

I like this guy.

At Bloody Baron's quest. Made me cry (at the botchling ritual) actually.
>inb4 faggot

Fuck off, this game is pure art.

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When I finally reached the gates of Novigrad.
The combat was abysmal and the rpg mechanics didn't even exist, while Velen as a whole was unappealing to even look at,
but finally getting to the city was worth it all. hours of side questing made me forget the non-existent story and I ended up enjoying the game quite a bit

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>pure art

Hello, fellow kid

hearts of stone, beginning to end

that's not true, incase only mostly draws futa

>those mountains
fuck even skyrim was better
what happened?

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you nigs are out here talking shit about witcher 3 but i've been playing dragon age 3 because it was on sale for like 4 dollars and fuck me it this game terrible in comparison

shit gameplay
atrocious writing
absolutely no soul

i'm honestly stoked bioware is dead what a garbage company

For a month after I played W3, I tried to analyze people and draw large conclusions about their lives based on some feathers on their shirt or something. Then I realized I'm a retard working at a grocery store that never finished college and that I can't deduce shit.

Literally every single armor set that isnt randomized trash has a quest-line associated it. All the ? marks on the map? Yea those are copy+pasted events. Hilarious you call me a liar when it seems you never even touched the game you faggot shill.

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how about you post some vanilla skyrim feet

holy shit stop the presses dragon age is a shit series

Which is the best armor set?

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It's funny since most of what people consider the best games, sold like shit or didn't sell nearly as well as most AAA games
> Best Games by the number of "best games ever" lists topped
> 1. Zelda: Ocarina of Time (Sales: 13 Million) (71 Lists)
> 2. Final Fantasy VII (Revenue: 1 Billion) (21 Lists)
> 3. Super Mario 64 (Revenue: 2 Billion) (17 Lists)
> 4. Super Mario Bros (Revenue: 6 Billion) (17 Lists)
> 5. Zelda: A Link To The Past (Sales: 7 Million) (15 Lists)
> 6. Super Mario Bros 3 (Revenue: 5 Billion) (13 Lists)
> 7. Zelda: Breath of the Wild (Sales: 14 Million) (12 Lists)
> 8. Chrono Trigger (Sales: 3 Million) (12 Lists)
> 9. Dark Souls (Sales: 2 Million) (12 Lists)
> 10. Tetris (Revenue: 1.5 Billion) (12 Lists)
> 11. Super Mario Galaxy (Revenue: 1 Billion) (10 Lists)
> 12. Super Mario World (Revenue: 4 Billion) (10 Lists)
> 13. SoulCalibur (Sales: 1 Million) (8 Lists)
> 14. Legend of Zelda (Sales: 6 Million) (8 Lists)
> 15. Half-Life 2 (Sales: 6 Million) (8 Lists)
> 16. NieR: Automata (Sales: 4 Million) (7 Lists)

it doesnt matter you'll be strong enough to mash through every encounter in the game by the time you get one

still not true lmao
sorry buddy, maybe your favorite shitty game can get GOTY eventually

The armor and weapon sets are guarded by minibosses but you get to them from quests.
The recipes for new potions, decoctions, bombs and oils are found in hidden places of the world you have to explore.
It has good sidequests.

That's not what i meant, but i'll allow it

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W3 is the Rock Lee of video games. It tries really really hard but never reaches the brilliance of truly great games, some of which didn't require nearly the effort put into W3.

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Why is NieR: Automata rated so high when the 9S Route is complete garbage?

can't be an actual sewer, the ammonia from the urine alone would kill you real quick

Do people really do this? Defend games they havent played? I'll never understand reddit.

I remember the cave with the flying whale
That was a good quest

after I uninstalled shitcher and got back to skyrim

Shit list. Also LOL at "most people|. That list was voted on by a bunch of lonely incels

action rog are shit tier by default

you know your argument is weak when all your opponent has to do is to say "no"
go back to your bing bing wahoo, senpai

What argument? All I did was post a screenshot from the game and watch as you went increasingly full retard.

you claimed I didn't play the game, literally all I have to say to refute that 'argument' is "no I did"
kys asap

Truly it is the greatest video game ever.

Everything you've said suggests you didn't play the game.

If you wanted to prove otherwise, you could start by addressing my points directly, instead of trying your hardest to avoid doing so by falling back on name calling. I mean, youve said itd be easy enough to? Really getting mix messages here. Then again, you probably do have to be a literal retard to enjoy this game.

typical Yea Forums MO of just dumping nitpicks and hyperboles and then expect people to refute it
I don't have to refute shit nigga, the game is already popular as shit, and your head is already so far up your ass you'd rather spend a hundred hours arguing instead of just playing the game and dealing with the flaws (protip: literally every single videogame save tetris has them)

bye

The same way we handle being on this site

Being popular wont save it from sucking ass and you being wrong.

It's not even hyperbole. Literally every non-randomized piece of gear in the game is part of a quest. You don't have to refute shit because it's clear youve been wrong from the get go, which is why you spent 4 posts avoiding the actual discussion and bail when prompted to actually get on topic.

Other games having flaws also doesnt excuse Witcher 3 for having so many.

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Hearts of stone

You mean one of the main complains in most reviews? Are you brain dead?

because reviewers never got to it.

don't question NieR Automata's excellence. If a dedicated Yea Forumstard saw this comment you'd have 50 (you)'s from them trying to defend what they for some reason think is the greatest piece of fictional media of all time.

>HEY Yea Forums, WITCHER 3 GAME!
>......
>NO GAME! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

>WEEB GAME!
>WHAT ABOUT WESTERN GAME?
>.....
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Before I even started it

based

>2 is good also, but linear

Now that's a retarded take

Went more or less like this:
>Damn this is really fucking fun but as a fan of the books I kinda wish they didn't completely kill of 99% of the mages and completely neuter the setting
>Lmao some people are still complaining about the combat, do they know fucking nothing about CDPR?

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This is all true, but I still enjoyed the game a lot.

After finishing the swamps in Witcher 1

It's probably fake and it's just mud

When my pc can't handle it.

I think the quests are really good and the drama pulls you in but the gameplay is really bad. I hate the horse controls, that detective mode bullshit and that stupid little spin he does every time you mash attack. Its honestly something id rather watch. But at that point why even bother with the game when film and books do storytelling so much better

as if futa is a bad thing

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all of the day bro.

when i started skyrim.

I have never played a game on this list except for some of dark souls

Prolly when I saw the title screen.