God Hand

It's 2019, just emulate the damn game. Even if it did get ported, all you would be doing is giving Capcom money.

I mean you weren't lying

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Also, I promise you a lot of shit would end up being changed/censored

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>Also, I promise you a lot of shit would end up being changed/censored
Why? That didn't happen for the Okami PC port or for God Hand's rerelease on the PS3.

why are you like this?

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Yeah, but times have changed. Take this limp-wristed little faggot's article, for instance.
vice.com/en_us/article/5gqy9x/playing-god-hand-ten-years-too-late-is-both-fascinating-and-uncomfortable-915

Did okami had girls butt spanking?
Or gay man who lost his testicles on war?

they're not going to waste money digging through the code of a PS2 game that barely anyone cares about just to remove cleavage and spanking

why everytime i this this journalist "reviews" they only get screens/footage from the first level?

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One of the first characters you meet in Okami has a kimono with a big peach right over her butt. It also prominently features a priestess who's defining trait is having massive tits that Issun constantly leches on.

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They get triggered to the point of dropping the game.

fuck you

>look at the reviews
>The most popular one was just the lyrics of the godhand theme song
Nice

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They're too dumb to learn the game mechanics

God.
DAMN IT MAN
After the trainwreck that was Katamari's PC port at last I had hopes for this. You just ruinned my day senpai

Game already emulates perfectly, why the fuck would I want to pay to play it on a platform as shitty as Steam?

>not archiving it
you're part of the problem

U didn't lied but i still got mad.
Nice job op.

Asolutely devilish

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fucking faggot OP

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fuck you

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sorry

>The tone has already swung from genuinely laugh-out-loud outré to kinda, sorta, basically not OK (uh, the camera lingering on Gene's companion Olivia's bottom and chest, uh).

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got me good OP
got me good
now fuck you

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10 visible bans for you

>link worke--
>JUST

I love it

By giving these retards attention you're just encouraging them.

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yeah, Olivia's ass being so small is indeed not OK

fuck you

hee hee froggy! baste an replied haha
memes

>But Gene is so unlikeable as a leading man.
I am genuinely confused

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Thanks user you just broke my heart.

since user is a fucking retard that lets people he doesn't like make more money
archive.is/qpKxC

>After the trainwreck that was Katamari's PC port
Huh?

I went to a Play and Trade last week and they had this in the case for like $75. Is that a good deal?