Why are there no games where you play as literally Jesus...

Why are there no games where you play as literally Jesus? Do the christians still get mad at video games portraying their religion?

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>Why are there no games where you play as literally Jesus?
>he hasn't played SMT

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Im still banned on FB, but im guessing if i posted this OP id get banned again

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Amen

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IGNORE FAST

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>Have to sit by as Marvel rapes Thor
>Heard a lot of kids that think Thor is an original Marvel character
>This is fine
You make one mention of Jesus being in a movie/game, though, and the christians need to go cry to their priests and ask for forgiveness because they were angry. Why is christianity so fucking gay?

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What?

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I think there was some Christian shovel-ware adventure game.
But yes, there is no audience for a game like that. Christians would find playing as Jesus offensive. Especially since in a game there should be a challenge or fail-state, and implying that Jezus could be challenged or could fail would probably make some people mad. Non-christians probably wouldn't find playing as Jesus appealing.

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Xenosagas 3. Although I guess I shoulf put the qualifier that you play as half of Jesus, but the half that can do miracles.

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How more wrong could you be?

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>It's a chr*stian faggot
You sunk my battleship

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mel gibson made a movie about jesus, the kikes got so mad he wasnt allowed in another hollywood movie for the next 10 years

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