Would you mind not playing your Switch while we're at dinner? This is supposed to be a date

Well why the fuck did you bring us to a library if you wanted to eat, you fat bitch?
You eat books or some shit?
>bing bing wahoo noises intensify

I haven't seen it but I've heard the premise ripped off Goosebumps

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Long nails are disgusting

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>Firehouse subs
Man I tried these pieces of shit since their stores are popping up like acne in my city and holy shit are they overpriced garbage. Double the price of a regular fast food sub for a smaller, greasier sandwich that takes twice as long to make. What's the appeal? Subway gets shat on for being "gross" but these sandwiches are just as bad if not worse, only you're paying more for them.

Lol get back to kitchen waiter
You supposed to bring me a dinner a fucking half of hour ago

Recently saw 50first dates and it got me back into Sandler mode. Might check click out

>buying sandwiches
Just make your own on a hero roll. They're literally the easiest thing to make.

>not respectfully doing jenkem at a stranger's funeral
homosexual

>implying that whore won't be on her phone constantly throughout the date, "just checking her emails".
I'll put it away when you take off those gross fucking acrylic nails.

No but the one he plays an autist is

Who is this? Wanna jerk off.

>implying I'll date a coal burner

My friend, you are definitely going to have to narrow it down. That’s his entire library.

wrong
asian ""people"" are disgusting

>reading a magazine
Sure, if you want to actually interact.

If you actually get a date with her and she doesn't just get up and leave followed by no contact then she wants your dick big time

Reverse search tells me her name is Kendra Sunderland

Those are some nice tits.

>coal burner
Proof?

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punch drunk love

happy gilmore

Bad opinion.

>implying I'd ever be on a date with a wh*teoid roasty whore he is going to hit the wall in 2 years because they all age like shit

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this girl literally invented the concept

/thread

>obligatory incel reply

>seething wh*teoid roasty whore
Enjoy hitting the wall in your mid 20s if you haven't already.

>look it up
>it actually has good ratings and reviews

Shit man, that’s weird. Why is all his trash pushed so hard while his better pursuits are ignored?

Big Daddy, Happy Gilmore, and the one where he has to go back to elementary school are the best 3

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Punch Drunk Love is and it's not even close

Fuck off and die

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have sex for the purpose of dilation

But we're not at dinner, you're roleplaying on the video games board because of a lack of associates and alternatives to pass your time.
Pass the salt, please.

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>>implying I'd ever be on a date
Hear ye! Hear ye!

I happen to be an expert at the dating scene myself too.

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>seething wh*teoid roasty reply
The wall is coming fast, if it didn't already come whore.

theres no such thing as women on the internet, incels. natural selection has decided to end your bloodline

I go on dates with my qt azn gf all the time. Feels good having a girl who won't hit the wall until her 50s as opposed to a wh*teoid who will hit the wall in her early-mid 20s.

>Proof?

Kendra sunderland or something

Blacked's top actress and friend with the jew behind it

How do I give up completely on dating?
It seems the better option

SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH AND LEMME SUCK ON THEM TITTIES

Sure, I’ll put it away

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>mud eyed shitskin

no date for you

>punch drunk love

Click is ok plus the drama scenes are touchy but i see you have some refined test desu

shut up bitch im finna bouta beat slippery climb

umm do you mind not studying for your social studios degree while we're out on a date?

Click is an absolutely terrible movie.

>anime poster judging anyone

it's easy. I even managed to not go on even a single date in over 30 years

seethe for me

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I want to make sweet Italian babies with the girl on the right.

yeah gun is much better

She has the menu in front of her

is that the pick up game that was banned from steam due to delicious butthurt?

step 1:

those fucking shitty ones in OP's pic that stick out like 3 fucking kilometers above where it should be are but natural long nails are cool. Just not on a man.

Any movies where he isn't a screaming retard?

Can you guys imagine it? Having large pants pockets?

Incredible.

You're absolutely correct

Painted nails are also gross

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I have $20k in savings. How should I invest this? Cd? Open a Stash account?

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That middle turn is so fucking hamfisted and cheap and I'm ashamed of how well it manipulated me.

just give it to me

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All these seem awful.

Menus are not that thick.

They're four pages at most.

absolutely based movie, click is the best user

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It was banned but then unbanned. Dunno if it was banned again.

Shut up you stupid thot. Just pay for my tendies you whore!

his other trash appeals to a wide audience so it makes money

Because it's literally his only better pursuit.

Invest in video games.

*blocks your path*

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No the easiest thing to make, is to make your useless bitch of a woman go make you a sandwich or she gets the back of your hand. When did men become such a bunch of faggots?

Punch Drunk Love is his best
This too

IRA

I enjoyed spooky Grown Ups 2bh

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That's enough for a really good gaming rig, a nice desk, chair and and at least a decade of games.

You could even afford to a hooker once in awhile with that kind of stash.

Fuck you.

Mr. Deeds is absolute kino don't (You) me.

>looks like she fucks black guys
>look her up
>she actually fucks black guys
thought this was a meme

I always really liked this movie

disgusting
I've masturbated countless times to pictures of painted nails
The only reason I visit reddit is for r/RedditLaqueristas/

I had a thing for a blonde coworker a few years ago who was into black guys but she already had a boyfriend. I was salty as fuck that I missed out

No this is

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nobody gives a shit dude

don't spend it, invest in the stock market or something
but keep like 5k in liquid savings just in case

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My bad, my point was that it wasn't a meme, should have specified that

The longest yard

for me they are a complete boner killer

>using wipes
An extremely high IQ choice my friend

>start talking with a girl from my uni
>turns out she's clingy as fuck
>sends me a bunch of texts if I don't reply in 30 minutes
>only thing she does is send me memes and stupid shit like that
>tell her something private about me
>ooh user.. that kinda sucks... have you seen this meme? xd
Fucking hell, what did I got myself into

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Not even close zoomer

yes

Don't start dating her, she's still a child

she'll probably stab you

>wanting to date modern women

Pump and dump.

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what other options do we have?

go to some backwater country where women suffrage isnt a thing and get a house wife

Artificial womb.

futurism.com/the-byte/grow-babies-artificial-wombs

just hold out until then.

>date clingy girl
>tell her I won't be avaible during next week cause I have a very important exam
>she pretty much tells me to fuck off
>2 weeks later
>she's dating some other guy
what is wrong with these girls?

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>raising a daughter in modern society

Punch Drunk Love is his best.

Thank you for shitting up this thread with your pitiful anecdote about two autistic teenagers being autistic.

Imagine looking at portable consoles, phones or watches while talking with someone...

That would be Billy madison

>shitting off-topic threads
You're welcome, my friend

Play their game until you get the pussy and then jump ship. If you have money this is ten times easier.

Go to /smg/ in .

cringe.

This

>fucking my old gf
>punch drunk love on in the background
>never seen it and not paying attention of course
>getting close
>glance over just as that car crash scene happens out-of-nowhere
>surprised the fuck out of me instantly not hard

I feel like the opposite should have happened

Tar-poop get ye gone

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>Switch
This is a Vita you uneducated thot!
Now let me take a closer look at those tities.

>Meet a girl
>Pour out my feelings
>Think her wanting for you to reply soon is real

Jesus fuck user, just don't tell her jack shit, send memes back, and talk to her occasionally and leave her be to blow up your phone every now and then.

Have sex

This but unironically.

>treating women as humans
beginner mistake, treat them like you treat your dog, or an intoxicated child

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The only way to have sex with a pure girl.

Why the fuck are we eating dinner in a library?