Barkley 2 is finally & officially dead as former developer breaks silence

Barkley 2 is finally & officially dead as former developer breaks silence

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>Chef vanished from the project 2 1/2 years ago. I've tried contacting him multiple times and haven't received a response. Bort left around the same time to be a family man.
>The Kickstarter was not necessary, especially in hindsight. The majority of work on this game was unpaid. Myself, Bort, and Chef are the original Barkley 1 creators. I did not join the Kickstarter with them because I was aware of the many problems that could (and did) arise.
>I was asked to join the project 3 years after the KS when the project had little money and was in shambles. I was committed to trying to finish the game but it was consistently set back by horrible management and I ended up quitting. The person who owns ToG and is running it now had nothing to do with Barkley 1 and has zero game dev experience. He is the ToG PR guy.
>When I quit, Lazrool also quit. We were the only two remaining who understood the technical inner workings of this game. Laz worked on this project nearly from the start, pro bono, and was tired of the nonsense as well.
>There is no incentive for "ToG" or anyone attached to the KS to talk about this debacle.

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I’m not sure the zoomer faggots on this board even know what Barkley Gaiden is

Damn.

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We already knew, but it still hurts to actually hear them say it

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Post yfw you've never donated to a Kickstarter

Damn.
OG Barkley was something special. Not many games have managed to capture the same type of humor it had.

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So it was a joke after all then

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>cboyadee disappeared
damn

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didn't expect to get done dirty like that, but that's just how it be i guess. at least I didn't donate.

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I gave up hope a long time ago.

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>donating to kickstarters
why though

wait, so who was/is in charge of the Classics of Game channel? I thought it was Cboyardee for some reason.

I hope we at least get a text dump or asset dump someday. There’s a lot of great jokes and extremely high quality pixel art made for this game that may never see the light of day

Oooh boyyyy

>>I'm assuming the person who is "running" ToG now has bailed too?
>Nope. Despite him admitting to me directly the game will die without me working on it, when I finally got tired and said I'll quit unless changes happen, he accepted my resignation and as far as I know is trying to keep the project alive by finding new "hires".

There is potential for even more of a shitshow

suck my dick cunt. If you want easy (you)s go to some bait political thread.
This is too serious

that was the pr guy for tales of games doing that

i didn't want to admit it but i knew it was true

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Just get one of us "hired" and leak the source code

>extremely high quality pixel art
I thought they were all stolen from other games though like that one dude that was just the player sprite from X-Kaliber

>he was right all along

I was never part of your... b-ball family.

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Absurdists, please don't make any more games.

the pixel art in barkley 2 was all original assets

That’s how it was in Barkley Gaiden. For Barkley 2 since they were actually going to sell it they couldn’t steal assets so they had FrankiePixelShow making them really good pixel art, he used to stream himself drawing it on twitch. There was a lot done

Barkley was one of the greatest indie games ever made, and now we will never know its like ever again.

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FUCK

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Of all the Kickstarters, I never thought Barkley 2 would've turned out to be a scam. I want my fucking money back.

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But the promise was made... nooooo...

well thats depressing

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How would they even make a commercial game work? It has Barkley's likeness all over it. I doubt he would just go ahead and let them use it without permission.

the first game was mostly stolen assets, the second game was entirely original stuff made by this guy
twitter.com/franciscoulombe?lang=en
honestly i just feel bad for him, even if he was paid he put in a ton of work that will never see the light of day.

god DAMN
good thing i only donated 10 bucks

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Charles Barkley dies at the end of Barkley Gaiden, Barkley 2 was going to star his son Hoopz

Well this sucks.

They were gonna just drop all mention of him and the others. The player character was a custom OC instead of Hoopz
It was kinda doomed from the start, honestly

Man, that sucks. Barkley 1 was ludo.

>we will never get to see the in-game movie theater that had original CBoyardee and MDE videos made exclusively for the game
>Barkley 2 is dead
>CBoyardee is dead
>MDE is dead

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They mentioned talking to a lawyer about it when it was announced, basically it was alright as long as they never used his likeness and only referred to him as "Barkley".

He Chaos Jam'd at the End of 1 and died though. He was never going to be in 2.

It was Hoopz with amnesia

>twitter.com/franciscoulombe?lang=en
>pronouns in profile
No thanks chief imma just keep my distance

>Frankie did get paid, of all people who worked on the game he contributed the most work and was also paid the most. However, as Hentai Jihadist mentions, the money eventually dries up when split between so many people and over many years.
>I can't speak for Frankie, but when I quit is around the same time Frankie stopped his work. In my mind, Frankie did more than what was expected of him and he did not need to do as much as he did. However, it seems that Frankie was told otherwise by ToG management.

He could be left of Trotsky for all I care, he’s still a god tier pixel artist

So it was just another "run away with the money" kickstarter.

they did a lot of work on the game but yes, it was ultimately pointless

>tranny pronouns

Good thing it’s dead then

Fucking trannies wouldve pumped it full of propaganda and dick chopping

I never played the first Barkley game, does it still hold up today ?

how the fuck is "he/him" a "tranny pronoun"? he's a fat bearded dude irl you stupid nigger

>does it still hold up today
Its a free game thats only a couple hours long, just play it yourself you fucking donut

No you fucking dunce, they worked on it for seven years, then ran out of money, they didn’t “take it and run”. This was managerial incompetence not some kind of scam, even if the end result is the same thing (money taken, no game).

yes

Sounds like super easy work to me.
Get money, pay yourself a salary, do some work and then tell people 2 years later that the project won´t be finished.
Free money from retards.

Yes, it’s an actually genuinely hilarious pastiche of JRPGs while simultaneously being one of the best JRPGs I’ve ever played. My only issue with the game is there’s an obnoxious QTE section near the start but other than that minor annoyance I wholeheartedly recommend it. It’s free, pretty short, and actually funny which is pretty rare for indie games

zoomies probably won't get any of the jokes but it is enjoyable

All the kickstarters I backed came out (even if most of them were disappointing). It's a goddamn shame too because I felt ToG were the ones who deserved the money the most since the first game was great(and free) and the studio was tiny.

Even though they weren't communicating I wasn't worried about the game because I figured they were passionate enough to get it out eventually even if it took years. Now today I find out that all the original people are gone and some incompetent power tripping asshole is the only one in charge so even if it does come out by some miracle there's no chance it will be good.

Ultimately I'm only out of the $10 I spent a decade ago but fuck cboyadee and the rest. They could have at least came out and said they're not working on the game anymore. I backed barkley 2 because I really enjoyed the first and wanted to support few really talented people in their new project.

Ah fucking hell. I guess we can move on then.

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He's talking about the fact that he has those pronouns in his twitter bio to begin with. In most cases, when someone has to go out of their way to say "here are the pronouns you should use to refer to me even though I'm clearly a fucking dude" that means they're knee-deep in tranny shit and they're too far gone.

the humour is pretty solid, it's weird internet humour that manages to not rely much on memes or dated references.
Poor Cboyardee though, half the jokes he ever made got raped to death by retards. i remember he vehemently hated the guy who turned his shrek joke videos into a meme series.

Well, at least lazrool is still making funny shit.

BTW, here's their stream from a couple years ago that was probably lost. Shows dwarfnet and a Ulillillia inspired part, it's pretty good. Shame chef is doing normal stuff now.
youtu.be/m4QlXFtOSoY

youtube.com/watch?v=h8Yp3Pdo4ho

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What about the Cyberdwarf body pillows?

Did the original developers put themselves under awful management instead of managing it themselves? Why would they do that?

So what happened to all of the kickstarter money then?

it's gone

hugely annoying passive aggressive faggot irl
if you don't believe me just check that twitter feed or his streams
he got what he deserved

Fuck, man, that sucks. Didn't back it, but I can only imagine how crushed I'd be if the only kickstarter I backed ran with the money.

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is youtube/captcha being retarded for anyone else or is it just me

>diabetes and amnesia

Jesus Christ, he just can't catch a break.

>People were paid, the point that I was trying to make in the original post is that the majority of work on this project was done for "percentage" / good faith. This could have been done without a KS. I didn't have direct access to financial info, but from what I gathered in my time on the project, about 2/3rds of the money went towards wages and the other 1/3rd went to other expenses (conventions, etc.)

from OP's link

This.
There is no acceptable reason for anybody to list their pronouns on their bio. Even if they're the normal ones, thinking you need to bring them up at all means you're a crazy person.

who cares
he's good at pixel art and that's all that matters, faggot

>There's a timeline where Barkley 2 comes out and it's GOTY
>We're not in that timeline
FUCK!
EVERYTHING!

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meant to reply to

nah everything Google is fucked up right now

Those were already sent out. So even if I never got my game at least I have my body pillow

really though, how dumb do you have to be to donate money to people so they can maybe sell something eventually?

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Yea Forums really is just as brain-damaged as resetera but from the opposite direction
kys nigger if you care about this gay culture war shit

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Didn't Wilford Brimley absorb his diabetes?

You do realize Kickstarter pledges include a key for the game when it eventually releases right? It’s not that different from pre-ordering except for the obvious scam risk

> /pol/ making even the end of Barkley 2 a soapbox for them to autistically scream tranny left right and center

Just go fuck yourselves.

I backed a project for a beer stein project, I wasn't disappointed.

Yeah it’s kind of proof this board is overrun with underage zoomer faggots. If you’ve never played Barkley Gaiden not only do you not belong in this thread, you don’t even belong on this fucking board.

One of the few games I was looking forward to. Didnt give any money to the kickstarter luckily. I really hope it ends up releasing in some form at some point. Maybe 11/11/23 we will actually get a surprise.

What are you talking about

>he doesn't know about the part in barkley gaiden
the game is literally too PROBLEMATIC for the devs now

I think the thing that hurts the most is that timeline could have been ours if they had avoided crowdfunding. Sounds like the main folks doing most of the work was doing it for free anyway.

The sad part is barkley 2 nailed the humor from the few bits that got released.

t. gullible faggot that wasted all his money on a scam

Chef is overrated and had no reason to delete his youtube videos.

What a shame

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Some user(s?) throwing a bitch fit over the pixel artist's twitter bio mentioning his pronouns.

As if it fucking matters.

obsessed

His channel was taken down by YouTube my man

how dumb do you have to be to pay for a product that doesn't exist yet? digital no less.

KYS faggot, you will never be a woman

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If they're so good why are they working without pay on a shitty dead game dickless tranny?

The dating sim part with the basketball golem?

Never played the original despite seeing it for years, someone sell me on it.
Its freeware anyway isn't it?

RIP

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>one side is a gaggle of literally insane people
>the other side is normal people who point out the insane are insane

Truly two sides of the same coin.

My point is you're making it seem bigger than just a shitpost

go to bed, granps

It was always weird to me, to imagine working with someone like Cboyardee on a structured project with a tangible story. The guy is famous for creating cartoons that make absolutely no sense. It really doesn't surprise me to hear he just vanished, that sounds like something he would do.

>normal people

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If this is the kind of discussion that neo-neo-Yea Forums would have if Barkley 1 came out today, I'm glad the game is dead.

people pre-order games all the time, user

is that supposed to be funny?

He’s not working on it anymore, and when he was working on it he was getting paid. The dev said they paid Frankie more than anyone

i wonder what's this forum nigga doing rn

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Normal people don't label themselves "Normal", Tardo.

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Well... the PR guy has 4+ years to scrounge up some coders who can into gamemaker. Maybe it'll come out some day.

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so who's the current owner of ToG now? bhroom?

It doesn't surprise me. They used to be pretty active about showing stuff off, but after 2015 it was pretty clear it was going to be vaporware and abandoned.

Kind of a shame, but the direction the game was going in always seemed a bit iffy.

You think Yea Forums is “normal people”? Are you literally fucking retarded or just a zoomer faggot 2016 tourist?

you're sitting here crying about a pixel artist's twitter bio, have sex

im glad crowdfunding exists because every now and then something really good gets made because of it
but fuck being one of the people who actually backs them, i learned my lesson with starbound

>donating money for a sequel to a meme game created with zero budget by internet funnymen
>expecting the vidcon to actually get finished
EVERYBODY GET UP IT'S TIME TO SCAM NOW

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and?

>having to reassure yourself that your side is good and correct and normal and the other side is bad and wrong and insane
whatever helps you sleep at night bub

Sorry, can't hear you over the anticipation for getting Bloodstained, and its prequel, for 28 dollars instead of 50+

WHERE THE FUCK IS CBOYARDEE

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RIP

twitter.com/TalesOfGames/status/900036240174481409

>To all the naysayers that say B2 is Vaporware... We say: "Get Bent"

>anticipation of getting
LMAO

>Tfw fell for the Double Fine scam coming fresh off of a Monkey Island Playthrough.

I haven't played the second half nor even cared enough to spoil the ending.

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They had a diablo style system for gun generation. All that is is him saying the longest name that the system had generated yet.

The Q&A keeps on going

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who the hell is 'Hiratio'

how is putting $60 down for a game right after it gets announced that won't be out for a couple years any different than donating to a kickstarter?

Literally the only KS I gave two shits about. This decade is officially a lost generation.

Yeah, i feel like he's the kind of guy that takes in more than he can chew, panic, crumbles under the pressure, and by now probably cries himself to sleep between two days working as a cashier

one of the original barkley devs

>the other side is normal people
I have no love for trannies but I hope you don't honestly think Yea Forums's population are normal people.

Keep in mind that this amused the PR guy. Not the OGs

chef has not vanished, probably just blocked the sperglord that is posting
he worked on a game just came out and he was the narrator in this video
youtube.com/watch?v=bybfO8OnORA

he did the music for this game jam game that came out a month ago
ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/44/sacrifights
So it's not that he disappeared, it's just that he's completely ghosted Hiratio I guess.

Starbound still hurts, man.

I don't give a flying fuck, I'm just letting you know what's going on because I'm actually reading the thread.

Game may have actually been made if they hadn't decided to dedicate years to the gun gimmick.

talesofgames.com/order-barkley-2/
>still offers pre-orders
>still "promises" the game will be released late 2013 or early 2014

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it's not

No, he wasn't. He must have another user handle he goes by.

"of everything but rap and country" is a pretty good suffix

You know just the other day I was thinking about Barkley 2 and wondering how it was coming along. Shame to see that it's dead.

>tumblr artstyle
yep, that's gonna be a yikes from me

i don't know i probably would have liked it when i was younger but now that I'm old i don't feel anything anymore

He attached his name to something that people paid for upfront in good faith, with many likely donating specifically because he was involved. It's shitty of him to not answer any calls from the studio to contribute and then just release his own thing.

He's going to have the shadow of this hanging over him now.

I will dry my tears at that fire

I'm kinda glad. It's like getting confirmation that your spouse died in that plane crash instead of wondering if they're desperately trying to survive in the middle of the jungle or something.

making it a 2d action game was a pipe dream, they should have just stuck to the RPGmaker formula

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that's some Undertale level writing (aka cringe).

Nobody cares that it doesn't matter. Twitter pronouns have become a favorite mocking point of the public. You're the weirdo for not joining in on what should be a community activity.

fuck fuck fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK

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Very meta post-ironic cringe post. I like it.

The original wasn't rpgmaker, retard

The only thing cringe here is you sweetie

>He's a zoomer who never played Barkley

Yeah, it was a gamemaker game made to look and function almost exactly like an RPGmaker game, so he’s not exactly wrong

t. nursing home resident

You have to be 18 to post on Yea Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=JsneVykvjlU

this video is now 20 times funnier

i dont want to let the ip die but what can you do. i havent payed attention basketball since the sonics were a thing and the most obscure jrpg i ever played was probably an early fe. the lesson here is that you cant wait for someone to make your dream game, you have to make it yourself

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>tumblr artstyle
Please tell me you're just joking.

>He's going to have the shadow of this hanging over him now.

My ass, this project was apparently ended over two years ago and has anyone said "Yeah, Sorry" until now?

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>function
This is where you're wrong.

SomethingAwful

>MDE is dead
MDE never dies

>Chef quit 2 1/2 years ago
>he worked on Katana Zero that came out a few months ago
what the fuck

Try to think the most retarded and cliche ending you can and you will probably be pretty close.

I'm gonna dehumanize myself and face to bloodshed guys, there's nothing left for me in this world

he gave up the dream.
i think he just does music now

>1/3 towards "other expenses"
The video game industry is a modern day scam

i am

I mean, no I’m not. Read what I said, I said ALMOST like RPGmaker. It’s an RPGmaker STYLE game make in Game Maker because Game Maker offers more freedom and versatility

That's honestly not that funny removed from the context of the rest of the game. It's on the same level, as user said, as the worst moments in Undertale.

I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

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undertale was directly inspired by barkley 1 you idiot faggot

One is protected by consumer protection laws, the other is an interest free loan.

Another kickstarterfail.com story.

it's not even a loan they owe you absolutely nothing. if the project fails for whatever reason you're just out of luck. it's a donation that they happen to attach perks to. like a pbs telethon.

Katana zero credits him with writing

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Probably because it was ripped from SA you blithering paint sipper

That...means absolutely nothing in relation to my post. I made no comment on which came first.

>Frankie drew 1000 fucking guns for nothing

What kind of limp-wristed baka abandons a project of this scope instead of just trimming it down and reworking it? I think I just lost a shit ton of respect for Chefboyardee and Bort.

Also the SA thread has 231 pages holy gentle caress.

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>it's not even a loan they owe you absolutely nothing.
They are supposed to owe you a working product. And yes it is a loan as there's no guarantee that you will get that loan payed back be it in money or in the form of the product you make the loan for. If you preorder a game and it never comes out you are 100% entitled to a refund by consumer law. Kickstarter there's not as much protection.

Well, he got paid at least. And we got to watch him do it.

Honestly never felt like Barkley needed a sequel. It was made in a very specific time period where it could work and releasing a commercialized sequel as a "real game" years later is stretching the concept in ways it never needed to be.

>holy gentle caress
cboyardee, much like Something Awful, is basically dated hyper ironic comedy and a failed venture.

no, it's literally a good faith donation you have zero recourse.

No you're incorrect, there are various levels of backer tier rewards. If it was a donation it's a donation with nothing expected in return however since you're "donating" money with the expectation of receiving the items and features listed in said reward tiers that's not a donation that's progressed to a loan. You're giving money with the expectation of receiving some sort of return. It is for all intents and purposes an interest free loan.

twitter.com/TalesOfGames/status/1135279961483485184
Oh.

Waiting for an official announcement from the ToG PR guy, maybe they'll admit that they fucked up big time and give us whatever's left of the game. I wanna see what could have been

imagine actually believing this. you can expect anything you want that doesn't mean they have to give it to you.

obese

He just made announcement and said that he'll be taking questions on Twitter.

lol

oh, this oughta be fun

That's a joke but that dude's music really seems like something Tumblrgirls who wear chokers would listen to

>Besides Barkley 2 dev being 100% dead

so despite the fact that everyone knows about the internal drama he still wants to bilk every last drop he can, huh

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Surely the creators of fucking Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam Gaiden part 1 the saga of Hoopz would never ironically put pronouns in their twitter bio to fuck with people. Fucking idiot.

It isn't ironic at all. Look through the feed.

>imagine actually believing this. you can expect anything you want that doesn't mean they have to give it to you.
Imagine lacking reading comprehension on even understanding anything about the very site you think you know. There are tiers for backing a project on kickstarter and they tell you what your monetary investment will get you in the future. If you are told by someone to give them money and in return they will receive X and Y products and services in the future that's not a donation that's a loan. A typical donation does not result in a promised return of products and services to you but since kickstarter projects do claim such a promise they're not donations but interest free loans. I don't know why you're so defensive about it since interest free loans are given all the time for people investing in various projects or businesses.

Why do people keep donating money to Kickstarters? Do they enjoy being scammed?

We livin'

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This one is always a classic.

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Is that Huckleberry Hound? Why is he there? Is the game full of random cameos like that?

I'm afraid of replaying Barkley in case I find out it isn't as funny as I remember.

This. Let someone else take the risk. Reap the rewards if there are any.

donations come with rewards all the time. how old are you? have you never seen or heard of a fundraiser?

>i-it's totally still alive guys, dude trust me

it's a furry village below neo-new york

The writing in Katana ZERO was also really good, should be mentioned

I dunno, maybe the chef actually had brains

It's made almost entirely out of assets from other games. The tile set is taken straight from the future sewers in Chrono Trigger.

It has Bill Cosby as a ghost in it.

No one knows who any of the team members are besides "the dilbert guy." Maybe a rundown of who the hell is still working on the game.

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Is that a powerful bad boys ref?

this looks a lot like barkley 2 aesthetically, huh

I think this is my personal favorite. it's not an interesting story, they just took the money and ran, but look at the dev team's name.

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>Yea Forums
>Normal

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according to the SA guy it's just the PR dude and maybe some freelancers

i remember seeing this game on greenlight. was pretty funny when i saw they literally just took the money immediately and never updated their KS ever again. have to give it to them for committing the oldest scam ever in the most classic way imaginable.

it was that rpg dev who claimed to communicate with celestial bodies? good times

She/he actually ended up fulfilling the kickstarter for what it's worth, like five years late

pretty sure it was a board game but yeah

You get a refund if it's cancelled.

Goddamn this board is riddled with idiots

Frankie also has some art credits for Katana Zero

I donated to one, and it panned out. Best 275 bucks I ever spent.

youtu.be/XyIpyRH98Bw

twitter.com/GZStorm/status/1135283245329731584
this is the bball tactics guy by the way

OH BOY HERE WE GO

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Old enough to be your dad.
Donations can come with rewards but those rewards are not necessarily rewards to benefit you directly with some sort of tangible good or service. Fundraisers aren't generally done with the intent of providing you some sort of tangible return reward but rather to benefit some other third party. Funding the project of building a school in some remote village in Africa doesn't mean you now have a partial ownership of that school and the grounds if the money you used to fund it was a donation, they're not obligated to send the brightest performing students to work for you or anything in the future. However if you spent money to fund the development of a school in Africa and to get that money they offered you something tangible like a percentage ownership of not only the school but X square metres of real estate land nearby as well and first access to results of reports from the medical science lab then that becomes a whole different story, at that point you're making an investment. Kickstarter is basically a site for investments and monetary loans under the guise of "donations" for various legal reasons, like the site is for all intents and purposes not doing this for nefarious reasons but greed is greed and the resulting fact is they're just interest free loans.

It was a board game by a girl who was more or less obsessed with the sun. She had mental health problems and it was showing and anons decided to have fun with her. She did actually get help and got somewhat better later though and did follow through like years later.

Gold... Incan gold..

>Golgom
>the maid's design is almost literally Hisui
They planned this as a scam from the very start

I should be sad, but any update at all fills me with happiness. Even if that update is "The game's fucked, and there's a 12.5% chance it'll come out". I dunno.

No Charles, don't!

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>Liked by Saint
Oh fuck.

>liked by saint
it's over
bhroom confirmed barkley killer

>start to run with Resetera crowd
>Project Dies
>All that Resetera tranny remembers is the character creator that was "non-binary"
P O T T E R Y

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idgi

an actual crazy woman that suffers from thinking the sun speaks to her was able to get herself together and follow through on her commitments
the tog team couldn't

cboyardee is still active on RPG Codex, so he's definitely not dead

People want to believe that they can help create the kind of games they live but aren't commercially viable for publishers. And most of these kickstarters have genuine intentions. We all have something that occupies just the right part of our heart that we'd throw a fiver towards in the hope of helping fund. Is the flash of hope and camaraderie between backers such a horrible thing, even if it's doomed?

Not surprising to be honest. At least the original classic is still there for us. They could never live up to the hype of a sequel anyway.

literally who

if the game actually came out resetera would REEEEEEEEEE like no tomorrow
the game had "asperger's" as a status ailment and planned sam hyde involvement

Well she finally learned to harness the power of the sun, it's amazing what you can do when you accomplish that.

It was a multiple choice section that included "Dwarf" and "Eunech" how the fuck are you getting triggered by it? fuck I hate nu/v/

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Villains from Kamen Rider

Fuck at least release bball tactix

Fuck, let's just hope Radio the Universe doesn't meet the same fate.

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>tfw i donated to kickstarters

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No intelligent person ever expected this project to turn out. The charm in the first one was all the stolen sprites, music, unashamed copyright infringement, and likenesses of sports players/celebrities. The soul was removed from Barkley 2 on day one.

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It's good that it didn't come out then, i doubt that the final version would've any of that.

You're getting mad at something that makes fun of something that makes you mad. That's cool and normal.

brainlet

Fun fact, her profile pic is her own cropped nude.

based

if the sun tried to wear anything it would just burn up

I think it worked out just fine.

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of these:
prey for the gods: havent played yet, waiting for rest of content to be added
overload: really good
bards tale iv: complete fucking shit
wakaliwood: didnt get shit but what was i expecting
descent underground: not sure if this released or not, overload was way better than what i played of htis anyway.
crowfall: last i played it was like minecraft with mmo abilities. kind of dont give a shit anymore
underworld ascendant: biggest fuck you ever. game is complete shit and practically just a stock unity physics test. even if everything wasnt broken it would still be a completely garbage nothing like what was pitched in the video. Othersides also doing SS3? fucking scam alert, no way that games gonna be good either
Samurai Cop 2: was shit and not in a funny way but i was expecting it
pathologic- havent played yet but looks really good
kingdom come- honestly thought it would be more realistic but plays a bit too much like skyrim but still good enough.
mandate: dead
hyper light drifter: crazy over funded and the final product was kind of a disappointment. all the money went into the console ports
warmachine tactics: was janky for a while, finally shaped up. online is unfortunatley dead so not much point
divinity: pretty good
camelot: i hope its good
torment: complete shit
barkley 2: :(
aethereus: complete shit

I recall reading that some of the Pump quotes were taken from actual SA posts, but I can't find them. Does anybody have a link on hand?

I remember watching bort and his brother streaming the game few years ago, and some guy in the chat said he's gonna leave so he won't get spoiled

Big F to you

Link to what, the Truck Pump quotes? Also yeah chef wrote all but two of them I think, and one of them was taken verbatim from an SA post, although apparently Chef didn’t know at the time and wasn’t too happy when he found out

I thought they were GW posts

chef is a depressed fucker who thinks he's above everyone

Wew he just keeps goin

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It's dead, guys.
Hoopz is in denial.

>expecting a self-aware sequel to a movie that was only funny because it was not self-aware to be funny
dummy. also HLD was good.

>I wrote all of the truck pumps except for two. One of the pumps I didn't write is real. It's in the B-ball Dimension and it was a real rant somebody wrote about the game. The other one is the one in the sewers. My buddy asked if he could write one so I said sure. He stole it from Something Awful almost verbatim and it made me kind of mad when I found out, but I didn't know about SA at the time. The first pump is one I wrote when I was like 14 or 15 as a joke. One of the guys I made the game with, bort, used to be called Turkpimp. My friends made a series of other games where Turkpimp became bastardized into truck pump. The idea is that it's bort saying all of it, even though it's nothing like him.

Why do you say that?

I think a lot of Barkley's magic came from how unexpectedly good it was. The less you knew before you started, the better the result.

The best way to experience it now is to have a friend play it for the first time and watch their reactions

Come the fuck on. You're supposed to be the shiniest example of indie games.

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this one?

Thanks, I can probably search the quote itself now that I know where it is in the game

he deleted all his videos and hates everyone who quotes his memes

You need to go back.

Yes this one, thanks, now I can rewatch the creepypasta part

Well of course, what are clothes but barriers to the almighty radiant glory of the sun

F

oh fuck he didn't delete them himself, look at the first post:
youtube.com/watch?v=y_8LfR3EZTg

>thinks he's above everyone
>hates everyone who quotes his memes
Biggest goalpost moving in this thread.

He got mad that he made Shrek and Dilbert into memes and decided to shut everything down. It's like when an internet musician's least favorite song gets popular and they chimp out.

He didn’t delete his own channel, YouTube deleted it because of copyright violations or something. Also there’s nothing wrong with him not wanting dumbass little zoomers tweeting Shrek memes at him for years on end, but do you even have any proof he hates it? I haven’t seen any

I had a lot of fun with my Cyanide and Happiness card game.

Just emailed him about a refund for my Kickstarter backing. They don't deliver, I'm getting my money back.

#wow #whoa

>“The Wikipedia article talked about how Michael Jordan was in the movie Space Jam,” Brian explained, “and there was this line that was like, ‘Some fans argue whether or not this was canon.’” There was a pause here, an appreciation of the strange realm that celebrities like Jordan occupy between fiction and reality. “Like, was Space Jam canon to his life? Or to Looney Tunes? We didn’t know.”

>So, in response to the question one Wikipedian had unintentionally posed, Tales of Game’s Corp. Corp. got to work, and released Barkley, Shut Up and Jam: Gaiden in 2008, a sequel to both Charles Barkley Shut Up and Jam and Space Jam.

This is some next level funny as shit.

weird, he said he took them down here in this fucking ancient post

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Wait so the entire thing was a scam orchestrated by their PR guy? Why did they even have a PR guy?

pretty sure it's GZ

They ran out of money, user.

Interesting, maybe he’s lying.

I think he means he put them to private, just like he said

Good fuck barkley niggers, this should've been obvious years ago

Back in the early days there was a lot of hype around KS. It was something the unwashed masses had never seen and all the "tricks" you see used today were still being developed. They were proposing games that were actually different in a very stagnant time for games. Each new KS that came out had a different gimmick and it was very easy to be swept up in the hype. "Oh shit, THIS developer is working on it" "WHAT? STRETCH GOALS?" "Finally, a big budget hyperrealistic space sim!" "BARKLEY 2? BARKLEY 1 WAS AMAZING" etc. You know dumb kids with no knowledge of how business operate or how development works getting fucking pumped up over this super awesome game that hadnt been made yet. And that was part of it is that because it hadnt been made, you could convince yourself oh shit its gonna be amazing, just like the KS video!

Theres been a few decent things I've got from KS, but for the most part its just been business-minded people scamming the fuck out of dumb gamers. Companies are bastards enough to their employees, let alone a kickstarter money giver who they have no actual incentive to deliver to.

He privatized all of his videos, then his channel got removed

>he’s pretending he’s been on Yea Forums for years
Cute

So why the fuck did the guy from Deep Purple sing the Blue Dragon boss theme anyway? How the fuck did that come about?

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the fact that cboyardee is responsible for the remove kebab meme is nuts. i wonder how he feels about the christchurch shooting

jesus christ the guy from deep purple sang that?

nobuo uematsu is a massive deep purple fan and it's not like ian gillan had better shit to do

of course hes going to pretend its still alive, he sold preorders on his shitty site

This is the end of vidcons.

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The reupload of his video got taken down because of it, which is insanely retarded. Youtube is just nuking all instances of the song I guess
twitter.com/sweeneezy/status/1115325339335417856

>In the update years later--
>I do admit that I wasn't able to send finished copies of the game to everyone before the budget ran out... but I never used "The Sun" or the voice (that I DID isolate on the 1350hz frequency of Carbon Monoxide) as EXCUSES for my partial failure on this Kickstarter.

Oh fuck she never got treatment...

>Barkley 2 is dead

Fuck

Is this the video that you're talking about?
youtube.com/watch?v=Ntft_zd-_NM

youtube.com/watch?v=m0b1hCQf9yA
This one, it was called "remove kebab tupac serbia" though

CBoyardee needs to be stumped into the fucking dirt.

Your normal status being neurotypical is still hilarious to me.

SOUL:
>original game, by fans having fun
SOULLESS:
>new management takes over company, runs Kickstarter for sequel, burns up all the money and tries to hire replacements for all of the original staff when they quit
Money ruins games like these. Not every game needs to be a franchise or get a sequel.

What ever happened to Omori

This fucking sucks. Lazrool and GZStorm have been making good shit for the last few years but it's not the same.
I just want Barkley 2 ffs.

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>Autistic soul and soulless meme
Fuck off, zoomer.

This is the perfect example of the soul literally being ripped out of a game, deal with it.

It wasn't just a bunch of idiots supporting scammers alone, it was also a bunch of idiots supporting another bunch of idiots, which just like that example it still happens today. A lot of kickstarters which got funded ended fucked because they vastly underestimated how much it costs to make a game, Shovel knight for example It got 200k but it costed 2mil to make, sure the game was good and sold very well, but that was because the people knew how to make a game and it made enough of a success to get all the DLC's and ported to every single console, cases like SK are the tip of the iceberg, like I think 5-10% of the kickstarter games are actually good or decent, most of the times its either scammers who throw some eye-candy to lure retards with too much money like the Cryamore and Star Citizen guys or a bunch amateurs with a idea who joined together and decided to TRY to make a game, while getting fucked because the money was running out and they weren't even able to fix half of the shit on their Alpha and or promised waaaaaaaaay too much shit while struggling to even getting out of the 0.1 alpha. Kickstarter can work, lots of good games came from it, Risk of Rain, Shovel Knight, Hollow Knight, Divinity are some examples of it, but for ever game which has potential there is a sea of scammers and idiots which makes kickstarter a very risky business.

Daily reminder that you must give money ONLY to projects that:
HAVE A FUCKING PLAYABLE DEMO (and a good one).
A reasonable main goal, and I don't mean a LOW one, but a HIGH one. Projects that seem too cheap, probably are so, which means that devs are only making a market study with the campaign, and will get the real money from publishers, which of course will make decisions in the project, making the main point of crowdfunding (from the backer's point of view at least) moot.
Ethical stretch goals, in other words, things that are not fundamental part of the game that actually add something meaningful to it, and are too expensive for the main goal. Basically translations and localizations, voice acting, multiplayer/ singleplayer (for games that are focused in singleplayer/ multiplayer respectively), ports, and mechanics TRULY expensive but not fundamental, like character creation for a CRPG where all your choices matter, so changing race, age, gender, origin etc. for your character will have many consequences, and would require to add a shitton of content for the game.

:_(

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I'm not even close to surprised but I'm still disappointed regardless. From the moment they said they were implementing "dynamic text boxes" I knew that feature creep had strangled the game to death. Still, it's sad knowing it'll never get anywhere.

Did anyone satirized in Barkley Gaiden ever comment on the game?

released a demo a few months ago, making halfhearted updates on social media, but nothing substantive

Too bad you can't all cash back to make these retards go into poverty.

FUCKING JORDAN.
I know he has a hand in this downfall!

BOOM

Least I got my body pillow

im sure anyone stupid enough to preorder the game could do chargebacks now

>not using HE/HASNOSTYLE

You should then, these cunts deserve to be run into the ground.

Cb*yardee has been silent for years since she’s undergoing transition and is pooling the remaining funds from the KS into FFS. It’s understandable if y’all are pissed about the game but please, Please use the correct pronouns.

Went back to YC page and I need to correct some details, they got 328k and was estimated to cost about 1,44mil initially.

We are the 1%.

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That's an even better reason to fuck the piece of shit over in some way.

Chefgirlardee

He was involved with Katana Zero.

seinfeld effect

He’s trolling you fucking mongtard

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The e-humor has started to age like milk. I liked Barkley Gaiden at the time but these days I'd rather not be reminded of what I thought was funny 10 years ago.

So basically one of the dev's brother decided to do all the business shit so he could control everything and fuck everybody over?

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yes

>I can't like something because I imagine that people I dont like enjoy it.
Get help

What guy?

fuck

after two years of silence I already expected that

Knew it would be dead, feels bad.

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Would the humor even still land today? 'Internet' meta irony was already almost a dead horse at the release of the original game, now it's way past mainstream. I still think the original game is hilarious because I remember the context it was made in and posting in forums with guys named like "RPG Advocate", how does that translate to the present? Even the autists are ironic nowadays.

They should release the latest unfinished build of the game

I think it could have. I liked what I've see of the demo they brought to a con.

read the thread ffs a dozen people already asked this dumb question

It's a shame Boyardee ended up being a scammer faggot, but at least Barkey 1 still exists. Honestly, the sequel looked like complete shit and it wouldn't have any of the references/licensed shit that helped prop the original game up. When will people finally learn that 99.89% of all KS are nothing but blatant scams?

With this, the post-cyberapocalypse finally ends...

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"RPG Advocate" still sounds pretty funny to me.

>we will never play what could have been the greatest vidcon of all time

Read my dick. I'm not looking at all those shitposts.

If you see someone with that name in a forum, he's probably being ironic. that was his point.

The RPG Advocate existed and he made a game that was way funnier than Barkley

Why are you blaming Boyardee? He did nothing wrong.

Based, the first game was dumb as fuck and I doubt that this would have been any different

not him, but you're one of the reasons I almost never read Yea Forums anymore. You're a completely useless shitposter. You don't have nothing to say or contribute other than nitpicking a completely reasonable and inteliggent post. kys faggot, you're cancer.

>Honestly, the sequel looked like complete shit and it wouldn't have any of the references/licensed shit that helped prop the original game up.
This, the only reason I was interested in this in the first place was because Barkley 1 was fucking funny and was a perfect parody of the stereotypical JRPG while also being a good RPG on its own. I don't really give a shit about the thousands of guns or whatever they were planning, I just wanted another funny JRPG parody. This wasn't it. But at least the humor seemed on point from the little we've seen.

Maybe I should give this another try then, couldn't fullscreen it back then for some reason

The basis of the humor in Barkley 2 is that it's taking silly scenarios extremely seriously. I played it again last year and I call say you likely remember it relying more on real life references than it actually does. Charles Barkley starring in a JRPG is funny on its own, yes, but that the game makes Charles an asshole whose one true desire is Incan gold is far funnier. In 2013 I trusted Tales of Games to make a funny sequel without the copyrights.

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twitter.com/TalesOfGames/status/1135282911274504192

PR man isn't backing down.

Maybe if your question wasn't so tired and substanceless as "dude would people even find this funny game funny in current year?" shut up, man.

I use to be 'friends' aka we were in the same circles with a few of these guys back when I lived in D.C.. I don't think any of them were every really serious about this shit. They spent more time and funding doing that stupid FF7 Remake parody video than an entire year of game production.


That being said, this is probably the fire that needed to be lighted under their ass. They can finally release the fucking demo they promised to release 5 years ago I guess.
Also for everyone bandwagoning Chef, the guy was only really doing the music for the game.

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The music was the defining characteristic of the original Barkley RPG

youtube.com/watch?v=WWtpAzbEnc8

Yeah I can understand that. The guy was certainly..... A character in person. His whole act of being weird wasn't really an act, he was just an awkward person. But say what you will his chiptune esque music was pretty nice.

who?

you don't read Yea Forums anymore because you've grown out of it you dumb boomer

This dude in charge can get all the funding and programmers he wants, but without the ONE artist who was working on Barkley 2, it'll be fucked forever save a complete redo of the assets.
twitter.com/franciscoulombe?lang=en

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Was Vinceborg's sacrifice in vain?

Read the fucking thread faggot

cboyardee

FUCK

what's with the attitude, bucko? Are you mad or something?

The point was that a significant amount of the humor (for me) came from being immersed in a specific subculture. Being in on the joke. It works as a "satire" of JRPGs, but it works much better as a reflection of those early RPGMaker games and the surrounding communities. Yes, the inconsistency of the graphics and the blatant rips are funny by themselves. Based on reactions I've seen from people who have no context, yes, the game is still kinda funny. But it is way funnier when you actually fucking played unironic 100% serious RPGMaker games doing identical shit. And lot of the other humor doesn't stick at all. Wilford Brimley diabetus jokes? Really?

who?

jesus christ the guy from deep purple sang this

the guy who made barkley and jam. but actually he only did the songs.

what? that's despicable.

it is still funny

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it sounds a little too random for my tastes.

barkley 1's gameover screen was the funniest shit the first time i saw it.

post it, faggot. if you're gonna say something is the funniest shit you must post proof.

Where do I get said game?

-Kurt Cobain

I've never seen it because I'm not a scrub

>he hasnt already seen it by playing the game
fag

youtube.com/watch?v=1v6nlIvmr_U

Can we take a moment to appreciate how good the main theme was?
youtube.com/watch?v=lWKQiZVBtu4

I played some of it when I was 12 and had an SA account (80% of the game is some meta reference to the sa forums)

>seeing game over screens in a turn based rpg

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There's only 1 game I looked forward to release that had a kickstarter.
I still didn't back it up even after they announced it would cost double after it actually released. Fucking 5 years of kickstarter hell but the game ended up bretty gud.

cboy didin't even knew about SA back then

that's actually funny

twitter.com/GZStorm/status/1135297863217426432
based GZ is still telling him to fuck off with his bullshit

yeah, sure kid.

Ah fuck. I expected as much, but still.

Have sex.

Next you're going to tell me that Bannerlord is dead. This news is so fucking painful even though I already knew it was the case. Time to give the original one another playthrough.

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cboyardee's barkley thread where he released the game is goldmined in the forum, retard.

With lolis of course, right?

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I will never forget how I felt. Vinceborg, why.

youtube.com/watch?v=WWtpAzbEnc8

He released it on Salt World you retard
saltworld.net/forums/topic/3773-tales-of-games-studios-presents-barkley-shut-up-and-jam-gaiden/

It is very funny, but the edginess of something like a graey alien text is long gone. At least purely absurd jokes like the "bball catacombs"/Square-Enix-Goya and stuff like the incan gold bit won't age.

yeah, so? he released in an sa thread too.

the random humor is not that bad since its used for worldbuilding and not just one time throwaway jokes
i think the writing nicely encapsulates the era of internet culture it was made in instead of coming across as a caricature of that era, in other words i think that you can see that its old but it has aged well

who cares about a boomer indie game from 30 years ago. good riddance. fuck these ks scammers.

Show me the thread then

like hell I'm going to buy an account and a fucking archive upgrae for 20 bucks just to show you a 12-year old thread. I don't care if you don't believe in me lol.

I keep getting this line in my head and I keep thinking it's a Mitch Hedberg joke for some reason.

>The person who owns ToG and is running it now had nothing to do with Barkley 1 and has zero game dev experience. He is the ToG PR guy.
wew. So the project was actually a joke from the start, just people didn't realize it.

is the brother the one doing all those twitters?

I assumed you have one since you know about it. Anyway I've found out he made an account in 2007 so looks like I'm wrong anyway. Got mistaen by this quote

>I actually decided to play it this time around and I have to say I am really impressed thus far. This must have taken a lot of work. Smooth menus, quick gameplay and I absolutely LOVE the interactivity in the battle system.
>Not sayin I'm a sucker for systems, but this game's improved to pretty great from what I played a long ago. :O
>I was liking it until you started slamming on other games. Also, Barkley would be dead in a world like that being that he is probably 70-80 years old + sickening air = death. let's get realistic here ffs.
>I think the biggest selling point for me is the dialouge. It's very well point together. It's so refreshing to play a game not totally influenced by anime, without the "cute" dialouge or the really lame attempts at making contrived, "dark" stories. It's original and so surreal, but makes perfect sense, somehow.

>twitter guy thinks he can still make the game despite its entire soul leaving due to his incompetent mismanagement

I never really thought a game like this needed a sequel, at least one like what barkley 2 was looking like, but I wish they'd just let it die at this point.

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I used to have one but was banned long ago and never bothered to buy it again.

same desu

This is such a bummer. Can someone educate me on what the process is in cases like this? If a KS project doesn't pan out, are the creators legally obligated to repay everyone who donated, or do the donators take a risk with their investment, and if the project is a failure their money is just gone? Probably a dumb question but I've never used KS.

anyone who donated is fucked. they get nothing. the pr guy claims he's gonna release the demo but it'll never be truly finished.

>implying it didn't resonate with a lot of people due to the shitload of references to 90s basketball, space jam, and barkley and jordan having their own videogames

so will they be sued for fraud?

he's really damage controlling hardcore. judging from how he's acting and what we know about the internal drama/the people that actually made barkley 1 no longer being involved, this game is 100% dead as far as i'm concerned
pic related is the process for kickstarter refunds for projects that don't work out

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If a project takes down their Kickstarter page and announces that they're shutting down the project on KS, then they are obligated to give the backers their money back. However, since this announcement has only come out on Twitter, and the PR guy claims that he's still keeping the project alive, KS isn't obligated to do anything. If the PR guy just keeps the charade up, then nobody's getting their money back. (I doubt they're getting their money back either way, considering that the dev is saying that they burned through all the cash over the years.)

it's in the fucking title of the game. it's always implied and assumed, retard.

nope. kickstarter is a donation. there's no promise you get shit. they could've took the money and lit it on fire and walked away scott-free

>anyone who donated is fucked.
I'm aware, I'm just wondering if that's legal. Is there nothing in Kickstarter's TOS that states failed projects must issue refunds?

No. How many failed kickstarters is it gonna be until you learn this?

see nope they dont get shit

Never mind, got some answers, thanks guys.

Kickstarter doesnt give a shit. They're supposed to step in (according to their own terms) if the project creator never even made an effort on the incentives/bonuses like tshirts and whatnot but they never do anyway.
If they really did sell preorders through their own website, they could get in trouble that way.

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I never gave money to kickstarters. I honestly didn't know it was a "donation". I assumed that if goals were not achieved the company would withheld the money or something. I'm also not american and I'm pretty sure this sort of thing would be illegal in my country. ;)

Quoted directly from their TOS

>If a creator is unable to complete their project and fulfill rewards, they’ve failed to live up to the basic obligations of this agreement. To right this, they must make every reasonable effort to find another way of bringing the project to the best possible conclusion for backers. A creator in this position has only remedied the situation and met their obligations to backers if:

>they post an update that explains what work has been done, how funds were used, and what prevents them from finishing the project as planned;
>they work diligently and in good faith to bring the project to the best possible conclusion in a timeframe that’s communicated to backers;
>they’re able to demonstrate that they’ve used funds appropriately and made every reasonable effort to complete the project as promised;
>they’ve been honest, and have made no material misrepresentations in their communication to backers; and
>they offer to return any remaining funds to backers who have not received their reward (in proportion to the amounts pledged), or else explain how those funds will be used to complete the project in some alternate form.

>The creator is solely responsible for fulfilling the promises made in their project. If they’re unable to satisfy the terms of this agreement, they may be subject to legal action by backers.

>he doesn't dare to dream
how sad

Those cyberdwarf pillows might get some value now.

brutal
twitter.com/GZStorm/status/1135304375562252288

>reposting your own tweet on Yea Forums

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Stop trying to shit up the thread retard.

based gz

Sweet Georgia Brown...

GZStorm is one of the original barkley devs you mong

I wish this sort of bare knuckle postmortem tell-all was more common, I fucking hate it when shit like this just falls apart or drops off the face of the Earth and we never get any real reason or understanding why.

Knowing how it all crashed and burned eases the pain.

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they fell off the earth like 3 years ago. it took forever to get to this point

I there a way to play BSUJ:G on Android?

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who?

no

I wish Kikestarter had some clause that said any game that wasn't released within 5 years of funding would have to release all their source code + assets to backers, or refund them.

apowermirror maybe

I donated to Wasteland 2 and regretted nothing. I will never donate to another kickstarter again though.

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>Knowing how it all crashed and burned eases the pain.
this, the dumb PR fucker is preventing closure

that's disgusting

Not that user, but I understand where he's coming from. It doesn't help that all this shit went down 2 years ago, and that the game will never be finished, but at least we know how it went down. It helps to bring closure, and come to terms with the fact that the game will never be done. Like Epistle 3.

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wasteland 2 was pretty cool. I still wonder why people hated it.

Never gonna happen, kickstarter is a scam and they know it. They would never force something beneficial to people, just encourage them to donate to the next doomed project.

you were the one who asked i just wanted to help

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have no one ever tried suing a failed kickstarter?

too bad the pr nigger is gonna keep it on life support to avoid refunds for ages

why are people thinking there's anyway to get your money back. it's spent. you can't get blood from a stone

google it and tell us. we're waiting.

never heard of "liquidation" in the event of a bankruptcy? Sure you won't get all your money back, but you'll get some.

Did anyone ever get the chance to play Tales of Game's Anne Frank game?

>Donated to kickstarter for forged dice.
>Got forged dice.
>Donated to kickstarter for a special cooking utensils.
>Got special cooking utensils.
>Donated to kickstarter for board game.
>Got a board game, albeit 3 months later than promised.
>Donated to kickstarter for 4 different video games.
>2 never released, 1 kept maintaining it'd release, and one literally keeps shilling. (Star Citizen)

Kickstarter's okay for everything BUT video games. You give game devs the money up front, they have no incentive to actually work. They already have the money. They get disillusioned.

no

no but i'll try it. is it on the site?

That wasn't me, user. The suggestion is appreciated but not really what I'm looking for.

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it's ok fren its the only idea i had

what were the cooking utensils

Don't you need to prove that it's fraud for legal action to be a realistic option

I think it's more that game development is a lot harder, more expensive and more time consuming than people really realize. The reality is that it's a miracle any triple-A video game gets released and isn't a complete technical mess.

I'm sure there are a lot of young and adventurous lawyers out there ready to do this now that kickstarter became a big thing.

I dont know what people expect. There shit ton of decent rpg makers games out there. It doesnt mean these developers are exactly competent enough to make a user another more complicated tool set. People have to think about the risk vs reward instead of giving their money mindlessly.

I don't think it exists, user.

I got "The Splitter" for camping, and The Blackbeard Non-stick pan. Which works pretty fucking similar to a normal Non-stick pan, but looks neat as fuck.

I knew in my heart this shit was over years ago but it's still sad. It sucks seeing a group of friends who made a dumb project for fun crash and burn and end up all hating each other like this. Should have kept it freeware and a few hours long again. That's all anybody really wanted.

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It seems like the biggest problem with Kickstarter and crowdfunding isn't malicious scammers, but professional incompetence. A lot of these projects have an end goal for a product they want to make, and they need money, but they have no plan as to how to get to the final product. So once the project kicks off and they get their funding, they start acting like a headless chicken throwing the money everywhere and seeing what sticks. They have no direction, start wasting money on useless shit, and before long their funds dry up. Then they have to cancel the project because the creators didn't know what they were doing, and backers are left with nothing. It's a damn shame. Kickstarter has a lot of good ideas. I just wish it had more people with the resolve and patience to bring it to the market in a timely manner.

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Kikestarter projects are in a very good position legally speaking. Backers are not really considered investors and even if they were, they would have to prove that the project managers were actually lying and not just incompetent.
It isn't illegal for a business to accept funding, go broke, and then fail to deliver. It's only illegal if they accept funding while making promises that they don't intend to keep.
Unless you have definitive proof that they never intended to make good on their promises, then you're out of luck.

Only KS I ever donated to was hyper light drifter and it wound up being amazing.

Part 2 is just a retread of part 1, only now your characters swapped regions. There are dramatic reveals but there are zero interesting new concepts or areas to explore. So obvious that they ran out of money.

Two more devs weighing in with enormous posts. Will this quote entice you enough to read them?

forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3519798&pagenumber=233#post495591286

forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3519798&pagenumber=233#post495591338

>This is also about the time when I discovered the Dark Drakers, which soured the whole thing further. Dark Draker is a filler character in B2 who talks about being faster than the snapping maw of a drake. I discovered that an entire areas worth of NPC's were just carbon copies of Dark Draker with a different name given to each, AKA the illusion of work being done. Just these 10% finished NPC's basically littering the project to make it seem like it was all good. I suppose the plan was to eventually make them into distinct NPC's but the problem was that the whole game was plagued by the Dark Drakers, and they GREATLY attributed to the shit compile times. I also discovered/was told about some of the more hidden mechanics of the game which can only be described as the concoction of a lunatic. For example, two separate ingame time system both dictating quests and NPC behavior (with NPC's also being dictated by quest variables, items the player has etc.), leading to impossible to fix content. Thank the lord one of these system was later discarded.

yeah, that makes sense. I'm sure when they started this crowdfunding business they must have covered their bases legally.

It's not clear if they all really hate each other. The guy's who've spoken up each specifically stated the guy who pretty much fucked everything up had nothing to do with B1 so I don't think the actual minds behind the original are on bad terms.

>Yea Forums
>normal people
just came from this thread because i was bored, but really nigger?

I think it's that the kind of people who make kickstarters for games are the kinds of people who want to work for videogames, and who neither have the money to self publish or an idea that a conventional publisher thinks is doable or commercially viable.

They need to hire YandereDev and get this project back on the rails.

me on the right

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a kike such as yourself could never understand

how tragic

>are the creators legally obligated to repay everyone who donated
No. They can be sued for not delivering the product, but no one ever is. Crowdfunding is a great scam since most people don't put in enough money individually to make a lawsuit worth it, and most lawyers will tell you not to bother if the scammer is broke.

I seriously think the game would have been finished within a couple years if they hadn't committed so hard to the gun system. What a dumb move. A 2D ARPG is a fine idea but it could have been done with just a few different weapon options.

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There's plenty of scams for more than just video games.

Juicero comes to mind right off hand.

It was more than just the gun's system, but you're right, it's a prime example of a needlessly arcane overcomplex system (which require Frankie to draw one THOUSAND different fucking gun sprites) which was all in service of a game which didn't even have good or fully functional basic combat. And this was just one of many ridiculously overambitious ideas like DwarfNET or the whole time system.

>normal people
>because normal people spend 99% of their free time telling everyone that trannies are mentally ill and look for any excuse to bring it up

>if the scammer is broke
Seems more like the Kickstarter service itself is the scammer then because it always win.

surprised at just how positive frankie is on the whole thing considering how many man-hours of art he made was for nothing because of this game.

I only got burned by Double Fine Adventure and I would only say burned because it didn't turn out like I wish it did. I've done plenty of music ones that were fine, and the Oddworld art book one is going swimmingly.

ironic since you're the first person to bring up trannies in here.

Imagine paying for a game BEFORE its made XD

Is this the Duke Nukem Forever of indie games?

Well like he said, it wasn't for nothing, he did get paid for his time, which gave him enough money and free time to eventually work on his own main RPG project.

>Goon project fails to be completed
Saw it coming.

Until it actually releases no.

>There was many schemes on how to move forward on many occasions. Every now and then there would be a burst of gumption, and work was being done, and it all seemed good again, briefly. But you can only run away from the problems for so long. The combat in the game was always too complicated, too ambitious, and criminally ignored. It was a total disgrace, and I did bring this up a few times, but ToG didn't seem to give a hoot, or there was always some excuse why it shouldn't be worked on right now. There was too many "affixes" for the guns, there were too many types of gun, there were too many gun materials, too much everything basically.

>Most of the gun stuff eventually sort of worked, and Frankie really outdid himself by making those 1000000 different gun sprites. Frankie was the only person who produced a consistent and high quality stream of work, and did way more than he needed to. It's a total disgrace that all the art he did is essentially in the toilet now.

>With combat the crux of the issue wasn't not having enough sprites or the guns not working 100% like intended, but the enemies. They were a total loving disgrace. But again, it wasn't seen as important enough to do something about it in an RPG game. To my knowledge, to this day there are no functional bosses.

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>completely amateur game made in RPG maker as an in-joke by a few friends
>suddenly start asking for money
The writing was on the wall the entire time. Even if they weren't going to take the money in run, it's obvious that no one had the experience needed to actually finish an actual project.

I've backed Shovel Knight, Hollow Knight, Grim Dawn, Hyper Light Drifter, Overload, Divinity: OS2, Wasteland 2 and Obduction. Overall did pretty well here, waiting on Psychonauts 2, Wasteland 3, Starmancer, Bloodstained, and Consortium: The Tower and now worried about a single one

why did they let some fag with zero experience run the show? this was doomed to fail from the start

Can I get the full rundown on what DwarfNET actually is? The name kept getting thrown around during development but I never followed it too closely.

There is at least one documented case of people successfully suing a project for not delivering (the court figured the project creator was misappropriating funds for his own personal expenses), but info on possible other cases is really hard to find.

Great and now you're dead.

It was supposed to be like an in-game internet that would change and update over time

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Yes.

Juicero wasn't crowdfunded, it just had an assload of venture capital money.

Fuck, I remember this screenshot. Still makes me laugh. Yeah that does sound overly ambitious but what really makes me sad is behind all these bullshit systems the game's humor and writing always looked really good.

PCmustard race thought it was an unworthy CRPG even though I promise you, everyone who whined about the game here probably didn't play the original.

>Chex Quest

This game deserved to live

>tfw chex quest 3 came out before barkley 2

Barkley or Chex Quest?

Cause the latter just was formally recognized by General Mills again the other day.

who would ever announce they're shutting down, when they could just post an update every 2 years saying they're still working on it and there will be a demo some day?

chex quest 3 came out in like 2008

>Cause the latter just was formally recognized by General Mills again the other day.

Oh I'm well aware. We now live in a magical world were goddamn General Mills recognizes Chex Quest 3 as canon

...

I accidentally bought that game on the app store when I was young instead of Grim Fandango, because in those days it just automatically bought an app before telling you. Tried playing it, but it was the most boring shit. Fuck Broken Age.

the point stands

rip