Marina is 5'10

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Why is she so perfect?

Is that supposed to mean something to me?
I'm no manlet pal.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

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And how many euros is that?

>there are people on this board that are shorter than her

>same height
Nice. Time to do what I do best.

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Fucking manlets
I am 6'2" perfect height to get a standing titjob

Probably like 2, if they were both standing on their tiptopes

Same.

From a womanlet maybe

also mario is apparently 5'11. What the fuck?

should have been at least 7'

You are aware the player character squids are only 14 right

says who? Peach would be 7 feet tall

And? Callie and Marie are in their twenties or something and they don't even have a foot on Agent 4.

>mario is apparently 5'11
so what, Peach must be like 8 foot?

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How tall are you again you faggot?

6'3''

Yes

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neat so am I

Why are americans still too retarded to use the metric system?

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That’s his fetish. Why else do you think he keeps saving her? All the other women in the kingdom are 3 foot Mushroom womanlets.

but how big is her dick?

because we are #1
USA USA USA USA
*claps at the end of a movie*

Marina and Marie >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Callie and Pearl

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Half of that.

>showing appreciation bad

Because it rolls off the tongue better than the cum drizzling out of your mouth you metric eurofag

>5'7
>always into women taller than me
>new gf shorter than me
>love that I can look down and kiss her on the head
I think I get it now guys.

>eurofag
more like the entire world...except you

10 inch dong right

because fuck you

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never sad it was

Nice to see someone reposting my OC

>tfw tall girl fetish

I'm 6'2 the fuck is your dick on your chest or something? I need a drawfag

Cope 5'3" manlets

>tall girl fetish
>i'm 6'3''

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nani
america explain

How tall is this jizz kisser?

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>Tall girl fetish
>5'4"
MANLETS WIN AGAIN

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>tall girl fetish
>5'10"
Feels okay

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fuck you senda

It's 178 cm

Redpilled

senda is a shitty mexicunt

*Claps when plane lands*
*Tips*

>Outta Sync
Goddamn, why are his lips so perfect?

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breaking news: senda gets deported

is that a picture of senda commiting suicide for being mexican?

I doubt anyone here actually plays her game

Who is Senda?

It's so hilarious how you people always cry "YOU NEVER PLAYED THE GAME!!" at people who like a character.

This guy is the best drawdude i've seen

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I've played it for hours upon hours

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These are true, but what eruo's fail to know is that we use BOTH. Most Americans know both the metric system (dur, a baby could use it. its just 10's) and the AMERICAN system (Imperial whatever) Only reason we have never changed full stop is that would require changing all the MPH posts around the country, so why not just use both? Euro's would not understand that idea I guess

What the fuck. The average male/female height difference is perfect for a titjob where the man is standing and the woman is on her knees. If the difference is greater, then it's the perfect height for a blowjob. Unless you mean the woman is standing too, in which case she'd need to be about 4 and a half bucks if you're 6'2". I can't decide which direction you're being retarded in.

Same, 5'4" here, once got to be with a 6'1" girl and it was great, normal sex positions where a bit awkward but we worked it out

Does Marina physically disgust anyone else? I don't know what it is about her that makes her so repulsive to me.
She's the kind of person if I ever met irl I wouldn't want her near me. I'd even hold my breath when walking past her.

ABSOLUTELY SEETHING MANLET

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A-fucking-men to that.

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Okay, homo.

>short male means manlet
stop with this meme
"manlet" is a term reserved for men who are short but still try to bulk out to look macho, but just end up looking like fantasy dwarves.
Some boys make short work to their advantage by being cute. They're not trying to be "manly" so you can't call them "manlets"

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Does this dude keep an archive of his stuff? I know he has a deviantart page, but it's incomplete, and I see stuff that he's made on Yea Forums and /trash/ that he never posts there.

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I want a tall gf strong enough that we can princess carry each other around the house.

The metric system would be better if the brainlets that designed it used base 12 instead of base 10

Normally I'd disagree, but 5'10 with those proportions would be horrifying

>dude letters
No, fuck off.

2 feet too tall

You are 1.3333333 of a faggot

UUUUUUUUUUNNNNFF
M-M-MUHHHH DIIIIIICK

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we use the metric system in school.

Isn't he 5'1"?
So Peach would be around 6ft tall?
Then again he's child-sized in Odyssey so who gives a shit.

Mario is 5'1". Rosalina is the one who's 7'7".

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Even on Yea Forums we can't escape from you.

>Lil Mac of all people complaining about height
>When he's at the very least a head shorter than everyone he fights in his games other than Glass Joe

My 7ft tall goddess.

>5 feet
niiiice

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You know in many US states it's illegal to boycott israel.

He has a tumblr and a newgrounds, but neither of them have everything.
I think a lot of the stuff he draws on Yea Forums he just leaves on Yea Forums.

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Oh please, no more feet.
I've gotten enough of that in Splatoon today.

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>Short girl fetish
>Im 6'5"
haha

Y E S
E E
S E Y

You're huge! That means you have huge guts!

Here's the blackpill you ordered sirs.

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7'7", 290 pounds of woman

So what's this in an actually sensible system?

Pick your veemo.

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>mfw I found out that Ramlethal is taller than me

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She's the best.

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Far right every time.

perform kancho on her, you won't.

Why are marie fans so shitty

Explain

perfect height for headpats

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artist?

Mike Inel.

How the hell do you go about rendering food like this?

Post Waluigi's height user.

Not big enough

>5'10 with those proportions would be hot as fuck
Ftfy

they're constantly rude about callie

she is a big octoling

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and ?

No one is doing that right now though?

report and ignore

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What?

>You are aware the player character squids are only 14 right
Except they aren't.

stop playing dumb

yes, they are

Except they might as well be because the idols are the only inkling/octoling adults in the game.
>yes they are
Okay?

She could be bigger

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>No one goes for her butt or neck
Unrealistic results screen.

>they might as well be
So they aren't.

I'm not having this argument, it's word of God that playable squids and octos are all in the 14-15 range.

Marina is great

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Jeez gearhead even outside of /ggg/ you never stop.

Best combo is Callie and Marina

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I'm not playing dumb, you are if they get in your mind through one of the most ancient form of bait that is "your waifu a shit"

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he's a virgin lmao

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Standing blowjobs are the dream.

Tfw 5’10” but still fuck way more often then the pathetic 6’2”ers

>Okay?
so stop

That doesn't mean he's very happy about that.

I haven't started? And I won't cuz I'm a Calliefag/Marinafag?

massive marina milkers

My gf is 4 inches taller than me.

why are you falseflagging as a callie fag
this is pathetic bro

I love little mac. He's just like me!

How am I "falseflagging"

>153cm or 5'0
I always thought they were much shorter

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What's a woomilf?

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>it's word of God that playable squids and octos are all in the 14-15 range.
Except you aren't god in this situation.

Never seen it before, but it's got to be a female squid mom. Woomy + MILF

>Completely misinterpret my post to bait me into continuing the discussion
Shut up.

Based

How much of that is her freakishly large head then?

>splat zones
>no splat zone

wtf am i looking at?

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>Completely misinterpret my post
What do you think word of God means?

He's saying your headcanon means fuck all you retard.
Talk about misinterpretation.

some retard said something retarded and is now digging his whole deeper instead of just not responding or admitting he was wrong

Off screen splatzones

Get out of my fucking face.

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>AT LEAST
Holy fucking shit thanks for busting your own headcanon.

Whoever thought of using a kilometer instead of a mile is a retard. The mile is by far the superior unit of measurement

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>wiki page
That's just embarrassing.

Where did you get that weight from?
That's almost 3 times heavier than me

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>wiki
What happened to word of God?
Last time I checked some white people in a basement who put together a wiki didn't make the game.

seething

I can tell since she rides on top of me so often

Seething about what?
You haven't proven that they're 14.

not even that guy but jesus christ you're all so fucking helpless
learn to look up shit and direct yourself to sources yourself instead of embarrassing yourself on Yea Forums

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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>more people prefer 5'8" to 5"9"
What the fuck

One, this is an argument I'm not supposed to prove your point.
Two, that's still not proof. Like this user says at best you can say they were AT LEAST 14 not that they are.

You're resorting to semantics because you know you're cornered.
It was originally claimed they were in the 24-25 range, not absolutely 14
please close the thread and take your L with you

Marina with glasses is cute as fuck

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>not even that guy
If I had a dollar for every time someone used this as an excuse I would be a rich man. Regardless your word of God doesn't support your argument.

To everyone here:

Have sex

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whoops 14-15*

I could assume both of you are the same retard too, but that wouldn't be very sporting

Marina=Callie>Pearl=Marie

>not absolutely 14
Next time don't try and revise posts we can still see

It's more credible to say they're 14 than it is to say they're 16 or 18 like you're asserting.
Why are you bitching about headcanon when you're doing the same thing but less reliably?
>at least 14? hmmmmmm that must mean all these squid kids of the exact same size must range from 14 to 21. explain that atheists
Are you retarded?

Scream samefag all you want but it's not going to be right.

>I could assume both of you are the same retard too
You could but that wouldn't make you right. At best that would make you look desperate because not only were you already accussed but you're defending "someone" with a faulty argument.
You don't really get how not to look mad do you.

Quit yer whinin' and post more Marina.

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This is why anonymity should die here. The fact you have no idea that you haven't been talking to me for the past four-five posts makes everyone look stupid.

Something you need

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>It's more credible to say they're 14 than it is to say they're 16 or 18 like you're asserting
Not really no, after all the only concrete ages we have in the series are 18 and 21 for Marina and Pearl respectively and they don't look any older than any other squid or octo.
>when you're doing the same thing but less reliably?
And you're calling me retarded, you can't even follow a reply chain. I'm not saying they're anything just that the assertion that they're 14 is wrong.

>hmmmmmm that must mean all these squid kids of the exact same size must range from 14 to 21.
Except the original claim wasn't that they were 14 to 21 but 14 on the dot.
Are you just ignoring posts that don't adhere to your argument?

>trying to argue with pedos
Forget it man.

This is now a Tall Vidya Women thread

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The fucking image says 14+. Stop your retarded argument you faggots.

That samus is a bit too fat thicc and not muscular thicc

Samus is a womanlet now though.

>falling back on name calling
Are we in middle school again?

Apparently seeing as you don't fucking know how to reply properly.

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How muscular thicc do you want?

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I will never understand why they shrunk her down even though she is part freakishly tall bird person

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Whatever your max is.
And then cut it by a quart.

I
will
reply
as
obnoxious
as
possible.
seethe

Only in other m. She is still a really tall girl.

They're about 5 feet tall. Models not to scale.

and we know who to blame

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>tfw 5’8 at 18

There’s still time, right? There’s still hope, right? Right?!?

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He's pretty damn great.

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I appreciate your dedication to pissing people off user

But what if Marina was a blanket octopus?

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Well at least we know you were samefagging all along.

Does that really piss people off though?

You know fucking nothing my dude. You haven't even noticed that my last post before that multi-quote post was the wiki pic. Anonymity in this site needs to die.

Why do people like arguing on the internet?

Hmmmmmmmmm

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Nope

There can be, it depends. There are people who grow multiple inches in college. There was an nfl player who grew 3-4 inches and like 80 pounds over college and he was huge to begin with.

Then why did you reply to a post not directed at you claiming you were the person it was aimed at?

Because being completely anonymous allows me and the other guy to play 4D chess by simply being obtuse about whether we're the other or not.

People like their headcanon but when they share it with people some of them may say that it's not supported by anything.
That causes a rejection of fact from the owner of said headcanon as they desperately try to prove it right.

So in other words you were just samefagging.

fix your posture and you'll be 6'0

are they in a cum vortex?

At least you're not like me who hasn't grown since middle school.

The fact you think so means we succeeded.

What a fucking shitshow this thread has been.

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Fuck I didn’t mean to give a (You) there sorry user, I feel your short pain

if you care about your height you have already failed

Succeeded at what? Making yourself look like an idiot?

I M A G I N E

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No need to start speaking in third person, user. Self destruction doesn't help anything.

Unbirthing when

Why do dumbass like you think switching from imperial to metric is easy. Everything in America calibrate in imperial, speed limits are in imperial. Do you fucking know how much it would cost to switch every fucking thing from imperial to metric?

N O W

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>expecting either a marina thread, tall girl thread, or outta sync thread
>get a bunch of shitflinging over semantics
Why did I expect anything nice to happen.

5'8" is an attractive height user.

Please give me a link to the full image.

Assuming a male is her normal height she would be over 233,000 feet tall, or eight times bigger than Mount Everest.

>1 inch higher than me

The fuck
Are you counting her shoes

yum

Why can't I get a tall delicious brown gf?

This so much.
Fuck americans with their retarded measuring system and date system.

Your fucked

40000x more massive, not 40000x the height. square/cube law

though i prefer your scenario

Everytime

height != size
Marina would be 78x taller, so that would be about 455 feet tall, or as tall as Godzilla or the Giza Pyramid

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Oh yeah. Whoops, my number autism failed me this time.

womanlets give birth to manlets

>ywn be pearl

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Never because it's always in through the back door with Samus.

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UNF

Fuck off, squigger

>tfw 5' 3"

Should I even try Yea Forums? I mean fuck. Its bad enough at the gym where they call me "Little guy".

i heard you might grow a little more until 21-25
but then again i'm only 20 and i've been 5'8 for a few years now.

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This is the curse you must bear. Knowing that by indulging in compact yet voluminous womanlets you're creating a generation of manlets.
You can only counter it by being excessively tall yourself.

>interview with Nogami literally states the age range of the playable characters.
Hopefully this puts your collective autisms to rest

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I love Callie!

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kek

marina is for breeding.

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She's about to get another 10 inches if you know what I mean

Looks more like Marina is for feeding.

Uhh, that's feeding, not breeding

So she's up to Chad's belt?

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yeah i wanna feed her my dick if you know what i mean

>This is the closest we have to art of Marina getting inflated in any sexy way

Are squid braps kino?

>fatfag
cringe
>inflationfag
mega cringe

I just want her to have a big preg belly.

I just want to GIVE her a preg belly if you catch my drift