"yo, user, little buddy! wanna come over to my house and play videogames? I only have Madden and FIFA...

>"yo, user, little buddy! wanna come over to my house and play videogames? I only have Madden and FIFA, but you can bring something and teach me how to play it"

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O-ok...

what games would you bring to chad's house?

*blushes* Y-yeah, Chad, why not... I mean, you still don’t mind I’m g-gay...?

half the guys on my football team played nerdy games. maybe we weren't good enough.

Time to play some MARIO FUCKING KART

Chads love the mario kart

I would suck Chad's cock and be his cock sleeve.

chad, I... I am so happy you asked me. It really means a lot to me that we can share this together

Th-this isn't gonna be like the last time where you and Eric locked me outside in the rain and stared out the window laughing at me for an hour, right

Same except that football in my country means another sport.

I'd probably bring Guilty Gear XX Accent Core +R, name's long but Xrd'd be too anime, nobody cares about X2, the original is jank incarnate and Isuka is a mistake.
Guilty Gear 2: Overture is way too obtuse and confusing as it is I'd have too much shit to explain

Sure man, I'll bring over my copy of DMC3, it'll be a fun time.

What games would you bring?
I think he'd probably like some Tekken.

based chad

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I arrived to his house and there is only one controller
what do

GTA V

Hey ch-chad uhhh your n-not my type i prefer twink
But ill still play some Minecraft or smash bros with you cause not all of us faggots hit on every dude we see and if we dont want to fuck them that doesnt mean we deam them as bad

>all the chads played cs 1.6
I didn't have good enough pc back then... fuck me

Based chad, this is how one would actually act instead of being the degraded constant sex having manwhore woman stealer everyone misconstrues a chad as in their cuck fantasies

It's a trick so the Chad's can shove shit up your ass, dont fall for it user.

Happened to me so much in High School, so nice being a tiny asian femboy lol.

all the white hunky str8 dudes wanting to fuck in secret.
>covered in sweat, and blushing "i'm not gay.. don't tell anyone okay?"

ok ;) sure

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Huh? Did you say something, bro?

>not using the computer lab in high school to do a teacher-approved lan party and press the power button on any fags using the riot shield

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Have sex

Hang yourself instead of dilating next time

I had this chad sports friend. We played Final Fantasy IX together.

Forza

Yeah? Well, maybe you're CHAD'S type.

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but

I must ask you to please post your butt, kind user.

Of course not, user! I'm glad I can leave the room and you won't be flirting with Stacy.

the only true Chad-pilled post ITT

Sure thing bud, do you like JRPGs with gigantic anime tiddies?

Doom 2 co-op

Sure bro, only the coolest dudes, with balls of pure diamonds, can play this one.

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this is very wholesome

MVC2 and a Dreamcast

You fags sure like that buzzword

I would just play Madden since he'd probably enjoy that more

Chad would like street fighter but only in the context of playing with other people who dont know how to play.

A fighting game, either Street Fighter or Tekken.

The biggest Chad in my highschool played a Naruto game with me that I imported from play asia

Whatever you say, just renember to hang yourself

My cock.

Whoops, touched a nerve

Chad dosen't play casual shit like MHW, he plays the REAL monster hunter games.

Jealousy a bitch, kek.

must suck to be a fat bitter neckbeard bullying people on Yea Forums all day, bye, gonna go fuck Chad.

have sex, incel. oh you can't.

Gears of War

well yeah, he goes out hunting with his dad regularly

Skyrim

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Based friendship

roleplay harder, hon

AND he's a horn user

Gears of War
the penutimate chad game tahts also fun in coop

Please fuck me

my ass

that's a brad

Tekken Tag 2 and Halo Custom Edition.

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based Horn Chad

No he doesn't, he just said he only has sports games. I was gonna bust out FU later, if he got into it.

Sure
Tekken, Soul Calibur, and Worms.

Chads like wrestling games.

N-no, no! It was nothing... let’s just play some vidya haha...

t.

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HellSinker

A fighting game

Believe me, I'm not jealous that I'm not an abomination that at best looks like an old man in a wig.
Also, stop lying. No chad would even want to look at you

>yo, user, little buddy

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This is Yea Forums, the fact that you are even here and know what this place is means you will never be a chad in your life no matter how hard you try.

6 years after high school now and the only group that still kept in contact all these years were my old pals from body conditioning. Chad friends are so based, bros.
Smash bros and mario party

Army of Two

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P-please stop
AHHHH SEX ME NOW

Sure thing, bro! Love hanging out with you.

>little buddy!
Red flags but sure bro I got some vidya games.

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I had this happen quite a few times growing up, I was the "video game kid" so my friends would always ask me about games and I would bring em over, this was around the N64/PS1 days... That first metal gear blew a lot of our minds


Oh and fighting games, Chads and blacks love fighting games.

a VN

Why does the virgin look hot

i dormed with D1 varsity football players in college, they played witcher 3

Daily reminder mentally ill trannies never were, and will never be welcome on this site.

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Because he's taking care of himself now that he has a bf

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Virgin wont be a virgin anymore when im done

because a girl drew this

We're here to stay. :3

Why is getting a bf so hard? I'm fit, somewhat attractive and friendly. My main gripe is that every guy just seem to want sex and nothing more.

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You answered your own question.

please post a picture of your freakshow man body squeezed into a girly dress, i need a good laugh

Sorry I don’t play with fags who bleach their hair

Good man

>asian "men"

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About 60% of you, anyway

The sims
Watch his inner autism get him addicted as he lives his dream life thats an exact replica of his old one as he becomes a nerd like us.
I then buy him a switch with Minecraft,mario kart,and smash
He gets addicted due to untapped creative energy built up and unrealessed and his competitive nature.
I introduce him to Yea Forums and more redpilled games as he slowly becomes a nerdy twink.
Then i fuck him.
I would have turned chad into a shy virgin beta,and made him my boyfriend.
My plan would work flawlessly in real life but i dont have enough courage or funding or any chad friends to do so.

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Why are they so superior?

It's the second to last Chad game???

that's pretty hot

We'd have fun with Borderlands together

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Metal Gear Rising for sure it's just fun

Hey buddy, I think you bought the wrong game! The Switch edition is two blocks down.

Better than continuing to spiral downwards, not like anyone here would know anything about that...:-)

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post legs

>My plan would work flawlessly in real life
It wouldn't
You think so because social maladjustment and isolation has given you a very warped idea of how people work and now you're some weird overgrown chuuni who's convinced he could mastermind other peoples' lives when he can't even manage his own

>i dont have ...any chad friends
Again, socialize more

>tfw i will never experience wholesome male friendships because of the abuse i suffered from my dad makes me fearful of masculine peers despite recognize masculinity as an important force for good in men's lives

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>Better than continuing to spiral downwards
I'm glad you feel that way

Because the guys that aren't like that are too shy to talk to you.

>have sex, incel

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I'm sorry friend. Time heals all wounds, perhaps you can make some healthy relationships at the gym? When you're ready

This but chad becomes chubby instead of becoming a shitty twink

No one cares nerd. Keep it to yourself shut in.

this pic needs to depict Virgin's hair overreacting to the wind in order to be 10/10

Stop watching Peterson

disgusting

Liking fat people is a mental illness.

>nah senpai, I don’t wanna get raped.

Literally me. Chads are actually really nice people when they consider you a good friend.

Chads are legitimately nice people.
Its the guys right below chad that are bullies because they feel inferior to chad.

W-want to play some zombie games?

I'm sorry user. I don't know if you like hearing this kind of encouragement but I'm sure eventually, you'll be able to move forward to what you want.

>mfw Chad will never play comfy games with me while cuddling
>mfw i won't ever feel Chad's lips against mine

why live?

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No user, I respect your life choices. Im secure within my own sexuality.

planescape : torment ,and dwarf fortress

We're duoing wow classic ofc. He's the tank.

All of these
The biggest Chad in my class back in high school was absolutely obsessed with Pokemon, as in he would literally bring his DS to school and play Pokemon in his free time
Chads are based as fuck and the whole "Chads are douchebags that only care about sports" stereotype is bullshit, I believed that throughout all of junior high but when I actually started meeting and talking to them I've literally never met a Chad that wasn't at least a decent guy
Fuck Stacies though they're cunts

Guilty Gear

I am going to GYM bruh. Gotta go big.

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Need for speed.

>all those considerate anons who would bring games that chad might actually like
you guys are alright

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I have a chad brother
Super big nerd
He won of the biggest wrestling tournaments around

Fuck, this is my friendship with my best friend. God, I miss him.

NHL 2019

I'd probably bring tekken or Time Crisis

Dark Souls or Bloodborne

Warhammer 40000: Apocalypse.

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>Best friend in high school was 6'5" goofball lineman for football team.
>I was a 5'2" chubby nerd
>We hung out every day after school/work for 12+ years
>All that time playing Diablo 2/WoW/Halo and various N64 games lost
>Haven't seen him in about 6 years


Cherish the bros you make along the way, and never forget them when life pulls you away.

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Purge the fags with fire

>Chad will never invite you over to his house for some """video games"""
Why even live?

Nah bro let's play madden then go to the bar and get shittanked

>never were
Weebs from image boards were the ones who popularized this shit.

>Used to hang around Chads and nerds alike
>Sometimes served as the link between the two if one or the other was feeling curious
Who /wildcard/ here?

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lol

>Can get any type of pussy he wants
>Chooses a Yea Forums poster

Yikes chad.

Panty Quest 27

Literally me, it was fun.

>only have two friends
>one is mega thunder cock chad
>I'm kissless virginio
>tfw ever thing about pic matches

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>being a fatfaggot
More fucking degenerate than scat

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ace combat 7