Japan

>red dead redemption 2
>god of war
>minecraft
>skyrim

Why WOULD they try?

imagining being crushed to death between those thighs

WATCH IT

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This is the worst section of any video game ever. Never wanted to smash a hole in my TV so bad in my life.

Disgusting.

Who's this cute little trailer trash?

>Minecraft

>posting ugly 3DPD
Have sex
With lolis

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avatarfaggotry is an offense you know that
besides you made this thread this morning

Dude the Turbo Tunnel is baby shit compared to the shit Battletoads throws at you later in the game. I bet you weren't even playing on a CRT.

I'm the dalmation

>Shadman...

Pedos should be gassed

Don't have sex

She looks a lot my schizophrenic ex-gf

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Wise words

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FUCKING
BASED

YIAYASYIAYASYIAYASYIAYAS

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Gassed with loli farts
Imagine...

>Dude thoughtcrimes are wrong!
>The government decided you can’t think certain things!
Stupid hylic you have no soul

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DELETE THIS

Me on the left

Death Stranding is an honorary Hollywood "game"

Stupid hylic
Now post the part where she dumps you for working too much
Or not working the right amount
Or working the correct amount

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h- aha...

loli are not for sex

being loved is an incredible feeling i understand why female crave it so much
feel better than anything desu
apart maybe riding a motorcycle

I have ironic weebs the most

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doodooroo doodoodoodoo

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Right is based
Left is cringe

you mean hate ?
i'm not a weeb but loli are not for sex cuter daughterfu is the true way

Lolis are for mating press

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Fuck, I need a sauce on this before 404.

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I CAN SEE IT

apply yourself

>have
weeb pedo is a phoneposter. imagine my shock

fuck bros i can't take it anymore, i'm so fucking horny all the time especially now during the summer where i can see countless females running around in skimpy clothing. fuck i just want to know what i feels like to put my penis into a warm and wet vagina, i NEED to know what it feels like to cum inside a perfect tight pussy bros i can't take it anymore FUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Being a pedophile just cause the government says no. What a based hill to die on.

now post the ammount of money and STD risk for each one

Try, though effort is a foreign concept to you I’d imagine. Beyond perhaps typing whatever gook kiddie porn you watch.

Let me guess, you want sex but you're too autistic to actually go outside and talk to girls?

>pedophile trying to act superior to anybody

Go to the gym or run. Then start going to a restaurant frequently, diners work best. Two of my best friends are married to ex-waitresses

nope
being attracted to girls pre-puberty is a mental illness or "syndrome" like being gay or other shit

life is about what you take for yourself bro
go out and take the pussy for yourself
stop feeling sorry for yourself

Have sex cringecels

What about one dimensional girlfriends?

*cries*

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Venezia Cruz
Don't say Yea Forums never gave you nothing

Looks like the heat did a number on you all.

Stay hydrated.

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Nobody gets laid by "talking to girls". The social situation you're describing doesn't exist in the real world.

Fuck off, poo!

jesus christ

I dont get why people like lolis, like actual 9-14years old.
the actual peak age for girls are 15-18

How the fuck do you expect to have sex with girls if you don't talk to them first? I really, seriously have no idea what you're getting at.

>Then start going to a restaurant frequently
am I just gonna sit in a restaurant by myself?

Imagine how thicc and veiny her dick is

the average Yea Forumsirgin would be better off just hiring a escort when he feels horny, getting a gf takes time and i doubt most people here are hot enough to get one night stands

>go outside
>talk to random girl
>she is weirded out and leaves

Does ANYONE have sauce on OP? I did a google search and have found absolutely nothing other than Yea Forums posts.

>It's real

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SO PUMPED

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this self defeatism is why you aren't going anywhere
you don't know that she'll be weirded out you're just coping with your fear of the unknown

ask me how I know you never leave your house

based and redpilled

That’s rape

>Men act cringey around 2D girls, therefore 2D girls = BAD.
Guaranteed, guys act worse around 3D. But not like this image here for a level-headed comparison.

pls stop posting brown 2D girls my dick can't fucking take it anymore, it doesn't even feel good it's pure torture

Just go to your nearest music festival and follow the stench of rotten meat and dank. You'll find her.

His point is you need to come into a social situation that allows you to naturally meet girls. "Go out and talk to them" is vague normie shit, are you going to start hitting on girls on the street? No, you need to meet them through work, an event of some kind, or through a friend/family member.
And how insular society is and how everyone spends all their time inside or looking at their phone makes meeting new people difficult.

forgot pic

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>i-it's not fair!
fuck off pedo

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Being ugly is literally a myth. Take frequent showers, get a nice haircut, manage your facial hair, and wear fashionable clothes. I'm ugly as hell but as soon as I started taking care of my appearance in college I got a crazy amount of pussy, and now I've been dating a beautiful girl for 3 years. Stop making excuses.

Increase your self-esteem and confidence. Improve your looks the better you can. Then install a dating app and practice conversation. You'll eventually get a date. Oh, and try not to look desperate.

but I know she'll be creeped out kek i'm balding and have acne scars on my face. who wouldnt be weirded out. ive been to the dermatologist many times and they just wont go away

you need to lift obviously

You also need to not be fat, which means you need to start fasting. And if you have acne, it's game over, better see a fucking dermatologist.

imagine burying your face into that ass. imagine getting to sniff her feet and her butt. imagine how it must smell like just imagine it. that mixture of her natural smell and her sweat fuck

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>lifting for women
you failed before you even began

Girls don't have dicks.

you think you do, they you realise she only wipes with TP

he needs to lift to overcome his body image issues
it helped me a lot for sure

>You also need to be not fat
Literally false. Plenty of fat guys get with women despite being fat, because they take care of their appearance otherwise and have good personalities.

Then why does my GF have one? Checkmate

>Halo MCC on PC
>Cyberpunk 2077
>The Avengers
>RDR2 on PC
>STALKER 2 announcement
>Bannerlord (Yes really. Screenshot this)

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thanks bro

that being said being fit is always a benefit in social situations
I'm a huge social autist but women will talk to me unprovoked now because I started lifting and I have noticeable pecs and arms now

Get an Asian gf and issue resolved.

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Latinas wear the sexiest perfume, they always smell so good. I'm so fucking lucky to be dating one, holy shit.

but I already do lift because I was in skelly/skinnyfat mode for a good portion of my life. that doesnt fix the face/hair issue

Imagine that one faggot in this world who gets to fuck nsj
I will be that faggot i will fuck my wife

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only works when she's not some dark skinned south asian trash with a wide face. good luck with that user

this, they also love white guys, have great asses and know hot to fuck

>t. fucked a puerto rican 20yo 2 years ago

sex with a bbw latina is the best gift god has given to man

Literally wrong.
t. someone who has got that creepy guy kind of baldness, under bite and massive protruding ears

Even getting abs couldnt make me dateable at all.

>are americans even trying this year?
They aren't really trying at all because Japan is so superior to their shit.
What fighting game is from America that is at least in the top 10? None
Hell they even lost their spot in the MMO's charts a couple years ago.

The only thing they are dominating at is shit no one really cares for.
Sports, Racing, Shooting (questionable as fuck). Their western rpgs are so ass now.

assholes and feet don't smell good in general, user. Doesn't matter if its a man or woman. An asshole is still an asshole.

>creepy guy kind of baldness
what does this look like? asking for my friend who is balding too

god i want to fuck that thing so hard, I don't even need to know the gender i don't give a shit

When you not just going bald at the temples but have two full blown bald circles on the back and forehead, which makes you look like the stereotypical rapist even if shaved

just go full bald then if it's that bad
also you can fix your teeth

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