What do you want to see out of Splatoon 3?

loli cunny

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Something where you could customize your home would be nice

I know you're right but at the same time I knew that game would be immediately forgotten anyways

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Callie, Marie, Pearl, and Marina all to help you out in the story mode.

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Pearl and marina and not the boring ass squid sisters.

BAND WARS.

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Is it the same dude making these threads or are people really that antsy about Splat 3?
Either way, no idols. I want a full ass band of four, with a male squid and some of the wackier species. Would be great to have another movement mechanic or two, too, since I love the movement in this game and how speedy you are.

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Squilfs, or at least Marina tier Squeens.

Is it several artists?
Anyway OP image really made me think it was official and wondered when did I miss the new singers. Damn

Graphic hardcore sex scenes

It's a single artist. They're just really fucking good. If Nintendo weren't a Japanese company I could easily see it morphing into one of those situations where fanart gets someone hired, since they really get the aesthetic sense of the series.

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I just want everyone to stop talking about feet in the plaza

Some kind of Inkling creator if you catch my drift.

Better than furry trans rights or whatever the fuck that shit was around launch.

>Gangplank Galleon intensifies
youtu.be/QgNdBAlncDA

I want to slide in an octo butt

Battle Royale mode

barefoot woomy/veemo

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>Single player campaign of equivalent or greater quality to the Octo Expansion.
>More fleshed out and rewarding Salmon Run mode.
This, but even then I still probably wouldn't buy it since it's a PvP focused game at heart.

>loli cunny

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>Squid baby metal

I would fight hard for ABXY's team!
Because I LOVE PARUKO!

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>thought the item for SR was an ugly headband
>launch the game and see lots of barefoot squids making "haha feet :^)" jokes
End this month already.

i want to see it never come out. pedophiles ruined it

Story mode about progressing in
a singleplayer turf war league (read: bots) while also having to be an agent doing whatever the next story js, furnishing your own little place to serve as an apartment and HQ for interacting with new and old waifus [spoilers] and being able to mess around with your friends in a lobby/party and buy stuff/hang around inkopolis between matchmaking and salmon run 2.0 that isn't on a timer for availability

Koi-katsu

Why do so many people want to play full games with bots? Sounds like shit.

some people don't enjoy playing against other people

>girls in a long shirt and nothing else

Literally my biggest weakness

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prevents part of the game from being unplayable without access to servers, even if it's not going to be as good

also means you can go in for instant action over multiplayer queue times, or if you have pussy friends who don't want to play against other people but like splatoon you'll at least get something out of the game together if it's not just offline bots but online as well.
Final point could be having it as a practice mode.

First, I want to be able to swim in ink that is on a ceiling

Second, I want the 2 celebrities that announce the stages to be boys, one boy bandish and the other punk rockish so that they reference blink 182 and shit with one of them saying something like "no one likes me" and the other replies with "why?" and the first one responds with "cause I'm 23"

i feel like they wouldn't do that just because they know the girls sell better

Their original plan for the franchise was to not even have male characters at all. I sincerely doubt they'd make a game without prominent waifus.

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Better matchmaking
Higher tick rate

to be fair, the playable male characters look like shit. at least band members are more stylized and interesting. still hope they stick to female hosts though.

An acceptable lobby and online system with features that weren't abandoned decades ago.

but one of them could be talk about how his who squad disconnected and say "I never thought (pause) I'd die alone"

Bots are a problem in a regular turf war match because as much as they try to hide it, the AI in Splatoon is pretty basic. The only reason Agent 3 was hard was how limited you were and how unlimited 3 was for the whole fight. A fair fight with your normal selection of weapons, high ground and more walls would make it piss easy over real players.

A single player tournament wouldn't really help you at all for the real thing. That's why from the jump both campaigns and the octo expansion were focused on learning how to platform aiming, and getting around Specials rather than actually engaging in PVP level fights.

It's pretty clear way more love and care went into woomy than her male counterpart. Just look at the marketing material and how much more prominently she is featured.

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all of these, though i'd be fine with just having a room to customise alone. i'd also like to see a lot more customisation options for inklings/octolings (more hair, eye shapes, default ink colour, ect)

Anything that builds the world more. I wanna know more about this crazy world of sea creatures.

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I want an animated series

Only if it's a SoL series and not a 1:1 game story retelling

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Boy Idols

they could also be like "IN THE END IT ALL GOES AWAY!"

How about a documentary on the Great Turf War?

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I'd watch it, though it'd probably be pretty short

One of my main concerns with Splat3 is that they if they keep adding new host characters that the previous ones end up tossed to the wayside.

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One of my main concerns is that if they keep adding idols, we need to keep sitting through the news on every boot.

Embrace the news programs, they're not going away. With as much different dialogue strings as they put into them I feel the like the devs really like them and like using them to flesh out the idol characters.

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I haven't read a single one. It's just an extra 30 seconds when starting up the game before I'm allowed to play it. There is literally 0 reason to not have a skip button either.

All the FUCKING SWEET STEAMY HOT CUM-COMA INDUCING BALL BUSTING DICK THROBBING LOLI PORN IT WILL CREATE

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a white team

Callie date sim

A skip button is fine, but the programs themselves are a big part of the world's flavor. They're not going to just get dropped entirely.

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better than the usual pride bullshit

I would assume footfags are part of LGBT now

Surprised this doesn't exist somewhere in some form already.

Friendship Bracelet available day 1.

UH ALL THE IDOL FANS OR WAIFUFAGS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GO TO BECAUSE THIS THREAD IS FOR SHOTA AND LOLI FANS ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE IDOL FANS SAD LONELY VIRGINS AGAIN

The visuals should be pushed to look more like it's concept art. Realistic lighting engine makes models look a little ugly like 70% of the time.

Literally this. Also a much bigger inkopolis hub than splatoon 2
Good to see a new thread is up right as I wake up

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I like how stuff looks now for the most part. Woomy is cute.

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I'd rather stay in this thread which is calmer
bigger hub and customizable rooms are obvious additions that everyone wants

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if they made an animated series it'd probably be based on the manga, which i haven't read so i have no opinion on

Woomy

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It's pretty shit, it's a lot of nopants jokes and dumb stuff like that.

Yeah they seem obvious but you just know Nintendo won’t do it. I just want more comfy in an already mega comfy game series

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Why did this give me butterflies and an erection I thought I was gay

newest salmom run gear allows bearfoot

Because you need to go to jail.

r-really? pics?

Squids turn eveyone bi

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what's that boy doing?

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it even includes TECHNOLOGY

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Ok that's actually cool

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Suddenly I need to play splatoon again after months of neglecting it
HOLY SHIT

Wasn't pic related meant to be an outfit at one point? I hope we see it

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We talked about this in the other thread. It's comfy when you're not actually playing it

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I know we did, that’s why I said game series. The hanging out in certain areas and the characters and such are comfy. The games themselves make me want to blow my brains out then and there

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Marina seems like a secret bully to me

She acts shy on stage, but the moment the cameras are off she probably treats Pearl to an all-night session of wedgies, noogies, swirlies, and donkey punches

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If anyone's bullying anyone in that relationship it's Pearl

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AND THAT'S ABOUT THE TIME THAT SQUID WALKED OFF ON ME

Other than the obvious (rhythm games, dress up/fashion) what other spin off ideas can work with splatoon?

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Inkshotgun

open world RPG

>what are sloshers

It's called the Brella

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>One of the Squid Squad band members left the group to form a duo with his new Octoling waifu

ayy lmao squiddys

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You mean husbando
I'm pretty sure the octo in diss-pair is a boy.

They're going the Unreal Tournament route so the third one is going to go crazy with the new modes and vehicles. I look forward to splatoon's version of onslaught, and maybe they could mix up splatfests by making them assault levels.

How about a general that's actually interested in talking about the game instead of foot fetish shit?

we both know that'll never happen user, thats why i stick to these threads and not the general

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oh shit cool

This could actually work as a shooter RPG
>Exploring through the abandoned ruins of Inkopolis after a mass salmonid invasion.
>Salmonids are even more deadly
>Upgrading guns and shiet.
>Have to begrudgingly partner with Octavio to save inkopolis.
>At the end of the game, having retaken the city with the help of octavio, Octolings are officially integrated into squid society and oh fuck now we have to come up with a new plot for singleplayer.

Splatoon will alwaus be the target of.fetish shit because it features young girls in skin tight shorts shaking their hips constantly. No escape.

What would a nautilus look like in Splatoon? The thing has 90 tentacles.

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borderlands x splatoon when

>around launch
they've never left but they aren't as abundant as before. Every once in a while they'll coordinate to bombard the plaza with their vulgarities so I'll have to spend a few minutes reporting everyone and resetting the plaza multiple times to purge us of their degeneracy. I was pissed when I found out that reporting someone doesn't those faggots from appearing in my plaza permanently

More Callie

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>so I'll have to spend a few minutes reporting everyone and resetting the plaza multiple times to purge us of their degeneracy.
my man

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What other Switch games are worth getting? I have BoTW, Mario, and Splatoon 2.

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Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle

The issue isn't it's fetishistic nature, it's just a problem all long running generals have.

Well you see there's always
>list of games you will call shit for varying reasons
That's all I can think of though.

Dreadlock hair and a permanently affixed shell-hat.

/ink/ in particular has had a long history of foot fetishism, and now this gear piece has made it explode into a frenzy of it

why would i call them shit

Why do all generals turn into this shit?

Because every single time your question has been asked in the past, that's how it goes down and then I spend the next half hour mad at myself for even putting effort into a list.

just say one or two pl0x

>We will never get a playable nautilus

It's from a lack of moderation putting people in line
It's the only way you can keep generals from tunring to shit, but unfortunately it's a truth most people on Yea Forums don't want to hear
And of course, /vg/ is the least moderated board on the site

Threads going on forever means that when conversation topics die out, instead of naturally dying they're prolonged by all manner of "tangentially" related posts as well as those that are fully off topic. It goes against proper thread life cycles. The micro communities they build usually go rotten too.

I'd rather have a cesspool of shit than have to be under some mouth breathing mini-Hitler's thumb.
Moderators are always fuckheads.

Alright user, you can feel smug about swimming in shit while others swim in water all you like

Both of these.
Shitposting will go on for days before any of the staff decode to do anything about it. In the meantime, things get stagnant because there's no breaks to give people renewed conversation topics. The latter is why these threads are usually pretty chill - we wait a few days and then start a thread, always with some new experience in the game to spur conversation.

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I want a GTA style Splatoon spinoff
I have absolutely no base for this idea but I do think it would be fun

Agreed. it's that decision that keeps these threads somewhat alive. Also usually calm, away from Yea Forums's usual brand of bullshittery. After this day, we should wait a few days more until another thread

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Sounds like a plan, stan

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Rewards for finishing Squid Beatz

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Heavy metal idols instead of pop/hiphop

We have clear evidence of this now too, I remember the last thread we had before we took a few days off was an absolute shitshow with some autist trying to stir years old drama.

I can get behind this

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He only succeeded because people kept biting.

If they do go the idol v. idol route for the final Splatfest, which I equally find likely and also doubt, do you think they'll embrace Pearl's metal roots for her solo song since they seem to realize people love it or will it go full rap direction instead? Marina's will pretty obviously be electronic or techno or something.

That same autist is currently falseflagging in another Splatoon thread

Pokken Tournament if you like fightan
Monster Hunter GU

I'm willing to bet they'll go for rap.
But if they go for metal, I will be one happy boy.

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I would kill a man to get a full two minute version of her screamo track.

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sounds good to me

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Key is to just recognize it for what it is: a retard saying retarded shit that no one should take seriously.

Have you ever been in public, like at a park or a bus stop or something, and a literal child or a special needs adult just starts acting obnoxious? Like maybe the kid starts calling you a doodoohead repeatedly while laughing to himself or picking his boogers, or the retard starts yelling gibberish at you. Chances are, you didn't really take it seriously, as only an asshat would actually try and challenge the kid and/or retard. Honestly, when's the last time you ever felt you had to defend your honor against something so below you? When's the last time you ever saw someone try to stand up to some ten-year old's insults in public? That would be pretty embarrassing.

Just look at things for what they are and ask yourself "is this even worth my time?"

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More stealth sections in the singleplayer

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Kill yourself right now. Don't you dare let another game be ruined by the inclusion of multiple forced stealth missions.

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>Shillie in the background

Nah

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I'm wondering, a comment by pearl on the news proves that it does in fact rain, and snow. So what happens? Do all the inklings have to stay inside and not come out until it stops raining? Or does it depend on how hard it's raining? And how about snow? Is snow fine?

what is it about people on this site that makes them so dumb that they're unable to resist taking in the same low quality bait over and over even after being warned about it? seems like whatever boards i frequent, threads i like end up succumbing to the shitposting quite frequently and get derailed as a result

The one stealth mission in OE was pretty ok

I'm pretty sure it'd only kind of burn without protective gear and ink drinks/IVs. squiddos only die in bodies of water, when there's more of the water than there is of their ink.

It's mostly trolls trolling trolls
Most people with common sense know not to bite, but someone who wants to stir up shit doesn't need to be the first one to the party. All you need to do is ride off the first faggot's coattails and try to keep the shit pot stirring. Even if he initially fails, you can capitalize on it by starting the dung fire again yourself by replying and pretending to be serious.

Some people are just that worthless.

People get attached to vharacters they like and just can't help but defend them from perceived slights. This goes all the way back to Asulafags vs Reifags.

Most of the replies know it's bait but think that because they're insulting the poster it didn't count. Trying to get the last word in is addictive.

But enough about that. There's always lots of talk about QoL improvements and things outside of battle to add, but do any of you guys have any weapons you'd like to see?

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I want inkzooka back

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Yeah, that was fine. I just don't want it to be a recurring thing.

More Splatling variations. Maybe something that fires immediately and slowly picks up speed the longer you hold down the fire button, but absolutely shreds your ink tank when it gets to max fire rate

Fuck off. That shit was the most cancerous special online.

>not Kraken

thisHow did inkzooka get you more tilted than sudden krakens.

You could easily stunlock Kraken and make it impotent. Inkzooka would miss you by a mile and make you explode. Not to mention its ability to legitimately hit you behind walls.

Sounds more like shitty netcode than a problem specifically with the special.

Reread my first post.

some kind of pistol type weapon maybe, only shoots as fast as you can press the button? i know that could get cancerous but thats the best idea ive got

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Thought this was official art for a second, with an OP that seemed like it was baiting a leak

Does this artist do more than what's been posted in the thread already?

twitter.com/Alexis_Pflaum/media

Yes
twitter.com/Alexis_Pflaum/media

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thamks

Why's he working on a conceptual Splatoon 3 game? Is he trying to get a job at Nintendo?

Maybe?

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Well, if they don't hire him, he's basically poisoned his own ideas because Nintendo would avoid doing anything similar as to not attract a potential lawsuit.

Nintendo, legitimately hire this dude.

pc release

No.

I want a sub that's either a soda can or a spraypaint can that you throw and it starts jumping all over like it's a deflating balloon.

okay then, guess I will miss out on 3rd one as well.

this
i legit hope it works out for him

>but do any of you guys have any weapons you'd like to see?
a weapon based on the super scope, could be a hybrid between a charger and single shot shooter like the bamboozler but shooter focused instead of charger focused. tap shotting could be like L3 range with super high fire rate, 25 damage and bad turfing while the charge shot would increase the range, size of the shot and painting power the more you hold the charge

i also want a splatling thats based off of the proto ballpoint that was codenamed downpour before it became the ballpoint months later. iirc it started off as a short range accurate weapon in the first charge ring then had a huge range increase, painting power increase and accuracy decrease in the 2nd ring that you could use to send a "downpour" of shots onto the enemy from afar with a charge that lasted about as long as the hydra's. i guess maybe something similar to the splatling octotroopers in singleplayer

some sort of fine tipped brush with faster rolling speed than inkbrush, same ohko potential as rollers, range shorter than sploosh (practically a melee only weapon) with really bad turfing ability would be interesting i think

In general I'd like for it to be not a 2.5 like how 2 is pretty much just splat 1.5. Give 3 a lot more time in the oven and extend 2's support.

For the love of god don't make singleplayer yet another glorified tutorial. Learn from OE and build upon it. Give it a fun little scoreboard for whoever cleared levels the fastest. Maybe even rewards for reaching certain times or ranks. Make going through each level with all weapons a brand new experience instead of being samey and a chore. Maybe a special gear set for each weapon?

Stop ignoring SR. More everything please. Fix things like scrappers absurd hitbox. Add a little screen that shows maybe something like who got the most eggs that week etc. Pull whatever plot bs possible to keep the mode in the game.

Lastly bring back amiibo challenges and splatfest mode. Also a plaza where everyone actually just runs around would be fun like Xenoverse. I also would like to see much more customization like hair parts, length slider, color picker, can choose your own ink for the plaza pictures etc.

>to be not a 2.5 like how 2 is pretty much just splat 1.5.
This is how you kill your post in less than 15 words.

Most of Splat2's content is rehashed form Splat1. C'mon dude, I like the games, but let's be real.
I didn't exactly enjoy having to wait months for my main from 1 to finally show up in 2, also.

He's not wrong, but it's not like Nogami and crew had much of a choice. Nintendo was aiming to recover from the Wii U and splatoon was such a success that they couldn't possibly consider leaving it in the dying console's custody. They had to get it onto the new and hopefully more successful platform and get it there fast to ensure the series had a better foothold than the Wii U could afford it, and that cost them some crunch time and content that would only come to us in singleplayer terms with better form in OE.

No need to reinvent the wheel.

Bring it back.

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Just saying, they can't do the same thing with Splatoon 3.
The base game better come with more content than Splatoon 2 did at first.

Of course not
But it does help for presentation sake to get new rims.

>Rehash
It's a sequel.

>In general I'd like for it to be not a 2.5 like how 2 is pretty much just splat 1.5.
just based on the way shooters work, that's a difficult thing to attempt to avoid. I will agree that they need more new maps instead of bringing back old ones even if they reuse some of the same styles or concepts but as far as weapons and abilities are concerned, there's only so many concepts out there they can use. On that note with the weapons, it would be nice to get weapons with different names/brands/colors/designs atattched to them, i think stuff like the firefin charger was a step in the right direction but literally every other weapon they brought back had the same name and design aside from the extremely minor barrel change from flat to at a 45 degree angle for the heavy splatling

That's what they did
And Splatoon is a shooter, and shooter sequels generally don't change everything, and for good reason

The base game content was terribly low, but they rely on it to keep casuals coming back past the first weekend. You'd be surprised how many people only play when there is a Splatfest or some other sort of event.
Splat 2 as a game plays quite differently from the first game. Only people who have no more than a surface understanding of the series would believe otherwise.

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I'm still upset the Range Blaster & Rapid Pro are literally just bigger versions of their base variants.

this

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yeah, definitely the biggest offenders. they could have done literally anything to make them look different. at the very least they could have made the paintjob not the exact same between the smaller versions. its so difficult to look at the top of the screen to see whether the guy on the other team has a blaster or a rage blaster without actually observing or engaging them first and finding from there. rapid blaster vs rapid pro is a little easier to spot since i'm not looking for a 3 pixel longer picture but still

I mean, I get it. The weapons have the same stats, only with different loadouts, so it makes sense to have them look the same. But they could have made them different colors like they recently started doing and adding decals or accessories instead of just putting barely noticeable stickers on them.

The inconsistency is the worst part of all. Some weapons get entirely new paintjobs while others get a sticker that isn't even noticeable.

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i'd like to think the shell hat would look like one of those beanies jamaicans wear

I know it's only for the holograms, but I want these models to be the standard of Splat3

Ranked Turf Wars

As far as I'm aware of, this depends on the brand. Any weapon with the Custom prefix just gets a sticker, for instance. Any weapon with Deco as a suffix gets glittery bits. And so on and so forth.
They're perfect.

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Hadn't thought about that but I agree that they need to change some of it. There's no way to tell apart an Octobrush Nouveau or Krakon Roller from the originals until the game starts while stuff like the 96 and 96 deco and L3 and L3D are obviously different on team preview

I'd like more weapons to get different colors, and not reserve them for Sheldon's Picks.

Nintendo managed to make a kid friendly shooter game, why not expand upon that market idea with other untapped games like open world, but focus on more silly ones?

Combine Splatoon with something like Saints Row where it's literal turf wars. (Yes, I'm using literally correctly, you should learn to do that too.)
Inb4 someone points out Lego City already did it

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The Carbon & Rapid Decos just get a few stickers on them. Then you have shit like the Dapple Nouveax that become blue, then the Tri Nouveax that just gets a sticker. There's no consistency to it.

they use brellas

Neat

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>Yes, I'm using literally correctly, you should learn to do that too.
The other use of literally is fine and has been so for literally well over a hundred years.

So you want like Grand Theft Woomy?

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stupid of me

a special only available for splatlings that jumps you to a helicopter that gives you infinite charge as the helicopter flies around the map
it would be op as heck but i would still want to see it

I guess you're right. Though I don't think it's too big a problem, it's easy enough to identify what weapons people are using judging by the stickers in the icons and the map screen ingame showing everyone's weapons and gear.

r34

I wanna see more stuff get fleshed out like the bands.

youtube.com/watch?v=DlKpgOhUoIA

midriff and lots of it

I live for that dorky smile.

Man this shit's great. I really hope things work out for him.

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This.

fuck off

Why are you here if you don't like the idols.

Go back to falseflagging in the other thread.

youtube.com/watch?v=jShMQw2H2cM
a talking heads esque new wave idol band

Name one good thing about all the idols

what

Why?

Pearl - She saved the world and is awesome for it
Marina - Rocking bod
Callie - A smile worth protecting
Marie - A sense of humor and family worth rooting for

There's so much more to these characters than these points, you disappoint me.

You said "one" thing, user. If you wanted me to pour my soul you should have said so.

Not as dark or serious as that, hence why I said Saint's Row.

It would be a giant, open city with various groups all representing the the various colors and brands in the game duking it out for territory. Instead of car jacking, you could have the inkling hitch a ride on a car and 'control' it. (Lampshade that by sating Inklings are terrible driers and their insurance premiums are through the roof.)

You can have bad guys too, like some of the corporations are evil, but no one actually dies of course.

You should've brought in your A game. Your description of Marina especially disappoints me.

I almost said "she has a redemption arc and is a mechanical genius which makes me hard." but that was too long.

more lewds

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That's very good, user! You have talent.

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1) Offline Multiplayer mode with split-screen
2) Offline Multiplayer mode with split-screen
3) Offline Multiplayer mode with split-screen
4) Offline Multiplayer mode with split-screen
5) Offline Multiplayer mode with split-screen

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Calliefags leave

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they're not even in this thread, you're jumping at shadows
also nice no new IP

I’ll admit, when I woke up earlier today and saw the other thread I was worried that was the shit show we’d have for the day. I’m real glad we have this normal one up

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They don't dissolve, they just can't swim.

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What's that, user? You want more Callie?

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There is one here, but im not the kind of fag to easily get baited, and I don’t just spam Callie images like some dumb fucks

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but Mariefags heave

MORE SASHIMORI

I'd rather just make a new thread than deal with a bunch of middle schoolers if that were the case

I want to see more friendly Amazon Octolings, other than just Marina. It'd be nice to have one as a shopkeeper or something similar.

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Full Squid Idol band

Now this is my kind of thread. Octo daughter best daughter.

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Hey octo daughter poster

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What?

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Do you have any more webms?

This

I'd enjoy it for the lore aspect since octos are now just around after OE. I'd enjoy a male NPC since we've only seen females that aren't playable characters.

Hello.

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A full fledged campaign that isn't just a glorified tutorial.
Proper grouping with friends so we can constantly be on the same team instead of just the same server.
Battle Royale mode, because you know that's bound to happen

Yes
A male npc would definitely be a change of pace

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that shirt's not really that long

youtube.com/watch?v=jGZW_Uvhvvk
Here is an official translated vid of an off the hook concert.

Some guy last thread wanted me to post my octo with the bare feets. It's kind of a basic bitch loadout, but I still like the look.

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Post more, please.

>callie getting smacked in the face by her own hair

looooooooooool

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>room customization
They could go for a whole new flavor in 3 by using older inklings. Something like this would fit in pretty well.

I saw you posted it in the last thread. I saw it way after it was posted though since I fell asleep

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>tfw no elite octoling to tower over me

Do you need the Marina amiibo to do that?

Inklings shooting ink everywhere and at each other.

Ojamajo Manmenmi when

It's what happens when you have the biggest floppers in Inkling history.

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Pearl in this whole concert was perfect. I want that Blu-ray set.

Just wanted to make sure. I never knew I needed magical girl octo in my life.

Yeah, you need amiibo to take those photos. Pearl and Marina let you take photos in the square with their regular or OE clothing. Octos and inklings let you do it in the square or on stages wielding weapons.

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flobs

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I’m getting a poster of this
10/10 user I like your pen too

>you need amiibo to take those photos
Thanks for reminding me for something else I wanted in 3: let me take photos without spending money you pieces of shit.

just give me more Sloshers

Octoling troopers >>> playable veemos
Give us the hairstyle at least, Nintendo

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>BOTW x Splatoon
Gimme

Ok, one more should be good

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But they aren’t daughters.

But do you have more?

I want a story mode that is cohesive to the rest of the game. Jumping around on abstract platforms suspended in nothingness clashes with the Shibuya aesthetic of the rest of the game.

I also want it to be more of a shooting challenge and less of a platforming challenge, because I hate platforming.

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>because I hate platforming
Zoomers need to be gassed.

Platforming in Splatoon isn't really fun though.

I think he's talking about how the campaigns have tried implementing it, and he's kinda right. Feels like it's trying to be a 3d Mario collect-a-thon rather than fully embracing its own formula, which we see in full force in multiplayer.

Squimi

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Because it isn't fast enough and because it isn't designed for it. A lack of air momentum also really hurts it.

squidbois fucking octobois

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I hate them because there was almost nothing BUT platformers when I was a kid. I’d much rather play beat ‘em ups back then.

Why's Marie so good, bros?

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Must be the smug

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Smug, but still sweet and dorky

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Ironic you post this, considering who the biggest Calliefag in the universe is.

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males OUT
wet clothes IN

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Not even a plushfag, but I had to gt this. God, I love her dopey face so much.

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still upset this didnt happen, hope marina and pearl will deliver

She's cool. Her fan are not

You know it won't.

What would you have done if you made Octo Expansion

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Exactly what we got.
Maybe more synthwave though

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got to give you your daily doses of octos

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fuck off with your headcanon

What's not to like about her?
I'll be honest, I would've probably made it way too dark for a Nintendo game. But other than that, I would've delayed it until Q3/Q4 2019 to develop it into a far longer campaign that's even harder than standard OE.

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stop falseflagging as a calliefag, we can all clearly see what you're doing

Boy Band instead of idols. Go full cheesy 90s and you'll have every one of my dollars.

>full cheesy 90s
So Splatoon 1?

Don't reply
You sure that'll pull in the money as much?
Splat 1 was more early 2000's

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Splatoon 1 was kind of a mix of 90s and 2000s, but the marketing and shit was easily cheesy 90s stuff.

Full frontal nudity

>What's not to like about her?
Her shitty attitude and awful fans

>You sure that'll pull in the money as much?
Works for Pokemon.

I think you ought to ease in their presence first. A sudden jarring shift from girl idols to boy bands may need some sort of intermediate.
On a related note, when will we get to see the other bands in-game?

The devs have some really demonic ideas that being held back by someone.

For the love of all that is pure and holy, that wall must hold.

What on earth are you on about

Explain

You need to lurk moar if you didn't already see it.

Stop being cryptic and fucking answer the question
If you're talking about the footfag shit that wall has been broken down for quite some time

Read the first post and use critical thinking of how we could have found out about it.
It's not that hard.

You are still not making any sense with your cryptic ramblings
If you wanna act like a in-the-know conspiracy theorist who can't ever actually spit out what they're referring to, go to /x/

Just stop pretending you like callie

i could say the same to you, as you clearly have some sort of personal vendetta against idolfags for whatever reason and are clearly trying to play both sides to shit up the thread

Don't respond to the guy

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I can't believe they buffed Dualies last patch, what were they thinking

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calling out his bullshit means less people will fall for it in the future

>no compraining, firthy gaijin

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>not whatever that is
More stuff to do outside of Splatting or at least some kind of spinoff game that can transfer over exclusive gear.

Nogami does what he wants

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>not only do Pearl ad Marina rep each other, they write each other's songs
MAKE IT HAPPEN

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I thought that beebo dabbed for a second

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How many Brella Fellas we got here?

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Nah, N-Zap master race.

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I'd like to see more stuff to do with Humanities extinction and stuff the other animals that reached inkling levels of society, other than that more weapon types and variations

Nah, it’s all about the bamboozler

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Aren't Judd and little Judd the only surviving mammals?

Lurk moar if you don't know and are just lazy.
You're the reason Yea Forums is shit because you demand to be spoonfed than be proactive and in the know and then whine when you're out of loop.

fuck off

Wow, RUDE?

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Mr Grizz

Don't reply, you know what he's here for.

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I'll eat my Switch if Mr. Grizz is actually a bear. Maybe it's not even a mister and is using a voice modifier for maximum misdirect.

Grizz could literally be a bear, the bear phone and an obsession with Salmon is all i got to go on though.

Be careful when making bets involving ingestion.

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Sorry but I'm a Blaster Chad.

not as rude as the average marie poster

That, and bears are surprisingly good swimmers.

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Don't forget the bear sign in English in Ark Polaris

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delete dis

Smug, yet sweet and caring. How could you not love her?

It's the dose I love the most.

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I'm convinced that's just misdirection. It's just too much winking and nudging to actually be a bear.

You really think it can't be when Judd is the same exact thing, an uplifted sapient and apparently immortal talking animal? I'd be honestly surprised if Grizz wasn't an actual bear from humanity's time.

It's not that I don't think a bear could talk, I just think it's too hard on the foreshadowing for it to really be a bear. I think if anything it's something that saw the bear stuff and decided to run with it. Maybe it saw the radio with a salmon in its mouth and thought it was the perfect thing.

I don't know about you guys but I'd be perfectly happy either way. If he's an actual bear he's going to be a big fuzzy bastard who would be a nice contrast to the cats. If he's some wildly out of left field sea life it'll be fucking hilarious. Either way he may or may not be the antagonist of 3, which sounds like a fun way to go.

Oh thank god, it's all in one image now.

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Never forget the dicks and crows

It's amazing how often mariefags act like They’re the underdog

I don't want to get switch just for this game god damn it.

Then get other games as well.

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It's not the only game on there, you know.

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It's amazing how much you keep trying to restart idol wars when nobody gives a fuck, give it a rest and go do something productive

Giving him (You)s isn't exactly helping either, you know.

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You're welcome.
Buy other games?

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that's the only game I would like to play on it though... not much into them marios or zeldingos

How big of villains are the Salmonids?

>octogirl render art
I thought it was gone forever!

They're literally described in-game as harbingers of the apocalypse. Back in medieval squid times they were known to completely mow through settlements and eat whole towns.

They're not. You're literally stealing their eggs and they're just trying to defend themselves.

Fucking scum that need to be exterminated. Along with FUCKING RANDOS, FUCKING WENT FROM PRO 400 TO GOD DAMN FUCKING 200 BECAUSE OF THESE RETARDED NIGGERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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t. salmonid

mariefag do it all the time, but that's okay to you retard

>Not being able to carry a team or just playing with /ink/.

>or just playing with /ink/
THEIR LOBBIES ARE ALWAYS FUCKING FULL

What is the most fire song in the entire soundtrack and why is it Shark Bytes?

>FUCKING WENT FROM PRO 400 TO GOD DAMN FUCKING 200
Goddamn, user. I complain about randoms all the time but I still always manage to stay within the 400-500 range.

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Be alert then.

Maybe someone has said it already, but I want to see maps that look like locations, instead of locations that looks like a video game map.

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From what I can tell, here's the situation.
>salmon used to be raiders
>once inklings had the weaponry, they forced salmon into sanctioned spawning grounds and banned all contact with them
>grizz starts sending his employees there because he wants the eggs
>also they trade octarians power eggs in exchange for their own advanced weaponry

Fly Octo Fly or Blitz It in Splat2
Splattack or Ink Or Sink in Splat1

Just be more vigilant and you'll fine one
Acid Hues

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To be fair my internet was kinda shit today and I disconnected a FEW times, but that still doesn't excuse my team mates being total fucking shit 9/10 times.

Oh come on. I like this artist and now they're going down that route of drawing concepts as blobs with their name stamped on them? That's not good

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Real answers here:

youtube.com/watch?v=z-E_fh87nWY

youtube.com/watch?v=RmDRkbSOTvI

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What happened, user

fuck off

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Couch coop

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The callie and marie plushes are so cute

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bepis

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i wouldn't hate them if they didn't do the fucking dis/dat shit for no reason

fuck off

Callie is best and I didn't even play the game

a best

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fuck off

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Get out of this thread.

>mariefag being shitty again

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Want them to put way more effort into the story mode and lore.

shut the fuck up already

no

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Just report and ignore
Well, if we want that, we'll have to wait a while after AC switch. Nogami;s crew have got their hands full atm.

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"Dream of Inkopolis" was one of the saddest things in OE. The poor thing just wanted a better life after seeing what it's like on the surface.

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What happened to this artist anyway

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The best outfit ;_;

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there's quite the amount of sad stuff in Splatoon

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finished up a long day of wageslaving, glad i made it before the thread hit bump, have a dancing nogami once again

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I wonder how it would look on a veemo.

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the saddest part is how many autists these threads attract

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Callie is pure and Marie is a slut.

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Possibly so adorable the Switch would overheat. Gotta wait for Switch Pro.

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[citation needed]

stop

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>someone falseflagging as a callieposter who hates marieposters
but why

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Says the slut for Octos.

she sucks dick of anyone with money, Marie is garbo slutto

It's the same dude who also keeps shitposting against Callie while pretending to be a Marieposter. It's just plain autism.

lotta petty people on the internet

stop

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It feels like it'd be sort of wrong, though, like violating some natural law. I still want to see it, though.

It's the fact that people are responding that's worse. Though it may just be someone talking to themselves.

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That's pretty pathetic

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More great idols.

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Allright nigger, I saw this post before work today and I wasn't able to respond, thankfully the thread survived long enough for me to get home and accept your challenge and then some.

Callie: She's a super positive and cheerful personality. She always tries to have fun with everything, sometimes to a fault. Her energy and her overall disposition never fails to put a smile on my face.

Marie: She's smug without being an actual bitch (most of the time), she would be the one to keep you grounded and call you out on your bullshit if she thought you were making a mistake. Also the master of the quippy one liner.

Marina: She's very kind, she would be the type to just sit and listen to you talking for hours while smiling and laughing with you, and none of it would be a facade. She's tech savvy and has some fucking pipes on her as well, not to mention the smoking hot bod (though this is just a nice bonus and not her main appeal).

Pearl: She absolutely 110 percent pours herself into any pursuit that she sets out to do. Everything is a big game for her, and she plays to win, though not to the point that she comes across as bitchy or mean. She's also fiercely loyal to those she cares about, to the point of being willing to commit physical fucking violence if she feels you're threatening someone she cares about. Also metalhead Pearl does unspeakable things to my dick.

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Yeah, but what can you do. On another note, I'm almost 100% sure I never got this gear for getting an online subscription.

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>agent 3 has permanent heterochromia
why do i want this now

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Because making a strawman of people, while made in the assumption that you're trying to fool others, only ends up fooling yourself. It's the problem with not only this faggot, but with Yea Forums and the "inner city" of Yea Forums as a whole.

This faggot basically used to complain about any posting of idols, particularly Callie. I remember a thread from about a month back where, past bump limit, he came in to bitch about how quote-unquote "80%" of the thread was waifuposting/Callie posting, when it was all a healthy mix of posting characters and discussing about why dualie users are faggots, etc. He was promptly BTFO and the thread 404'd. This of course, was not the beginning or end of his bullshit, but it serves as an example of his mindset, and a precursor for what happened next.

More splatoon threads come about. One of them, about two or three weeks ago, had a massive Pearl dump in the first half. It lives and dies in civility. Two more splatoon threads later, and he comes back to bitch with perfect predictability, attempting to bring up some aspect of gameplay, but opening it with "surprised to see calliefaggots haven't taken over. Anyway... [blah blah, etc]" He gets cornered on it as he claims Callie posters specifically are always spamming and taking up image limit and never discussing anything, always the ones dumping and doing nothing else. The aforementioned Pearl dump is brought up by multiple people, including the original pearl dumper. He gives no reply after being BTFO again on account of his fallibility and obvious extreme bias.

1/2

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I'd like to see that too, Weyo. I'd like to see that too.

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>I remember a thread from about a month back where, past bump limit, he came in to bitch about how quote-unquote "80%" of the thread was waifuposting/Callie posting
fuck i remember that thread

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Filter out more of the gay shit in my hubworld, i don’t wanna see that shit in a fuckin kids game. Same reason i don’t yell nigger at kids in the street

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>Because making a strawman of people, while made in the assumption that you're trying to fool others, only ends up fooling yourself. It's the problem with not only this faggot, but with Yea Forums and the "inner city" of Yea Forums as a whole.
Well spoken.

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Now, throughout this past week, his antics have extended to blatant falseflagging. spamming gore pictures of Callie, cuckshit, awful tumblr art, and hard vore, all while regurgitating a classic 'v' "HURR DURR HOW ARE YA DING FELLOW [X]FAGS XD" shtick.

He's a classic example of someone literally feeding themselves alive to their own autistic spite. We'll never know why he hates Callie or any of the characters. All we know is that this chip on his shoulder has mutated into his mantra. What I can surmise is that perhaps, it may have started out normally: Callie wasn't his favorite character, and he had no real interest in Marie, or any character for that matter. Maybe he only cared about online, and that's perfectly fine; I play For Honor, but I couldn't give less of a shit about Daubeny or Holden or Warmommy. However, take this innocuous situation, mix it with crippling autism/boredom, and you have a recipe for disaster. Callie has an active fanbase. It's no secret. She gets posted often, and the fact that those 64/500 posts talked about Callie rather than the bloblobber situation probably irked him. As time passed, this irking quickly came to a crescendo: didn't matter if the same people posting characters were the same ones discussing about idiots who fail to lure certain salmon to the bucket - if they wasted so much as one post on material he was not interested in, it became an annoyance, and later an all-out affront, to him.

IN short, after developing some sort of idiotic dichotomy dictating that it;s either people who posts Callie and other characters or people who post about the game, he's allowed it to spiral out of control into outright dementia, spurred on by spite and unchecked, unmedicated autism that allows nothing outside of his own world perception to be interpreted correctly.

May the Lord have mercy on his soul.

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I don't know why you people are surprised. Yea Forums has created some of the worst shitposters imaginable over its existence. Whether they be attention whores, tripfags or just straight up autists.

Christ! Don't remind me.

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that was very very well put, good job user

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I just wanna post Pearls and shoot the breeze and talk about squids man. I'm grateful for the resurgence in these threads despite the baggage that's came in a few of them.

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Pearlie's a good girlie.

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Less surprised and more disappointment
At least you are happy

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this, /ink/ just doesnt do it for me anymore, i like these threads because they're comfy, but it's not the same regurgitated shit over and over and over again since these threads actually die and there's breaks in between them.

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that's certainly odd...

Man, I love that image. So adorable.

I appreciate your passion but man, I did not need this analysis in my Splatoon thread today. I'm usually the one making a rant in some other thread, I just wanna relax with some squids and octos.

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Japan onry, baka gaijin

Squid Beakons with Splashdown?

With Nintendo's growing otome demographic, Splatoon 3's 'Squid Sister'/'Off the Hook' equivalent should be squid boys.

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>that tentacle style
Why are they so perfect?

That doesn't make any sense, it was advertised in English and on the tumblr and twitter. Buy an online Switch pass, get this gear.

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>I just wanna relax with some squids and octos.
Well then let's do that

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Explosion!!

I wouldn't be as upset about NIPPON ONRY if the west got some exclusive shit as well, but of course not.

Thread's got < 50 posts left till autosage, I've got an hour long video of rainy day Animal Crossing music playing and I've got the next two days off work, I don't think I could achieve a higher state of comfy than I have right now

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Technically, it's a relic from old age.

>panicdown
nah I'm good, famalamborghini

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I just find /ink/ exhausting. It feels like the fun is sucked away

>I just wanna relax with some squids and octos.
Right away!

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I always think that Marina has heart pupils whenever I see an image of her.

>animal crossing music playing
my guy, i've got the extension that constantly played animal crossing depending on the hour

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>I just find /ink/ exhausting. It feels like the fun is sucked away
exactly, all the more reason i appreciate these threads, they have been a blast almost every time

we're near bump limit so lets make this a comfy end of the thread

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Let's go to the café, user.

This is now an interspecies relax thread.

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I think after all the shitposting from the end of 1 to the early months of 2 kinda had everyone paranoid. There's still lobbies and games hosted, and that's always nice, if not essential, but now everything and anything that could build it up as a community is either shouted away or abandoned. The OC mess, the cuckshit spam, the rape/raceplay spam, the gore posting cabal, the big personality problems, the discord division, all of it took away whatever sense of community and fun /ink/ had.

Jamming to old movie tunes from childhood and cranking out coursework.

youtube.com/watch?v=LvPlfUDAnLU

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More like /ink/ is the one who's exhausted.

add me to the people who want a roomy for my woomy

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I need to put together a playlist of chill vidya music to play while I craft and gather in FFXIV, will help keep me focused and productive (well as productive as time spent playing vidya can be at any rate)

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We're reaching bump limit before image limit. Haven't seen that in a while for a Splatoon thread

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>[YouTube] Bobby Brown On Our Own (Ghostbusters II Soundtrack)
fuck i love that song, it will always have a home in my personal favorite playlist

i started to make a chill vidya playlist, but it just ended being a mix of my favorite songs from the 40's-90's/ost music of all time, which is fine too

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it's shocking honestly, how long has it been since the last time it happened? i might just have a shit memory, but i can only remember them hitting image limit as of late

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I've been building myself a future funk playlist
Shit's good for studying and whatnot. Same can be said of most calm electronica.

youtube.com/watch?v=rQovAbOjJmo

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It was either image limit or the threads just sputtering out in the early morning hours. I can recall one other time this has happened since we started doing these threads.

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Finally back to pro 310, gonna go to sleep now and hopefully there'll still be some non retarded randos then.

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You can get those 9's user. I believe in you.

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Didn't expect that many (You)s after finishing this round. I love it when the team actually clears the mobs out of the way so you can explosher the flyfish.

Good luck, user. Getting back to 400 is always an uphill battle.

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I try to keep a thread alive overnight but I just go to sleep eventually.

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im finally finished with college, but when i was studying or working on assignments, this was always my go to
youtube.com/watch?v=DPNb0xEXQPY

good luck user

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3 is so dum

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Don't blame you, it's not really worth fighting sleep just to keep a thread alive, even if it is one about precious ceph daughters

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i always appreciate your efforts friend, they don't fall upon deaf ears

we're about to hit bump limit so i just wanted to say thanks for the thread friends. i was only really in it for the beginning and end, but it was fun as always

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/ink/ most of the time is far higher quality than Yea Forums threads. Only recently have these threads become good, and /ink/ has been suffering for the past two months from a lot of shit, virtually eliminating nearly all progress towards improvement that was made from the past year. A lack of moderation on both boards is also an issue, so shitposters rarely get punished.

I will give some advice on reporting though, especially for /ink/:
7 AM to 12 PM EST is the best time window for reporting. Reports are responded to the most within this timeframe. 12 to 6 PM is the second best, but it's not ideal. After 6 PM, you'll be lucky if they even look at the thread. Weekends are also moderated much more than weekdays.
The off-topic and low quality report options are the two biggest report options you'll ever use. You can also use Spamming/flooding for repeated flooding, like a flood of the same low quality post over and over again. Trolling outside of Yea Forums is also a good report option, IF it's absolutely certain that post is trolling. The mods will likely punish you if they don't think it's trolling, so it has to be really obvious, not just to you.
The more a post gets reported, and the more different reasons it gets reported for, the more likely it is to be deleted. A post that gets reported twice, once for off-topic and once for extremely low-quality, is more likely to be deleted than a post reported once for low quality.
Last but not least, try to hold off on reporting all the rule-breaking posts in a thread in one go. Report a few at a time and see if they get responded to. If they don't get responded to, report batches of rule-breaking posts at seperate times, 30 minutes to an hour between each batch, to increase the likelihood of the staff looking at the reports. If they do get responded to, aka some posts get deleted, capitalize on that and report the rest of the rule-breaking posts, because it means the staff is looking at the thread or report queue.

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>tfw no woomy thighs wrapped around my face at all times

god i just want this ONE thing
is that too much to ask

Say that to my face not online fucker see what happens

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Also, Yea Forums reports pretty much do nothing. Report if you want, but don't be surprised if they don't get looked at. I've only ever seen ban evaders or porn get deleted from these threads.

Thanks, lads.

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Close to bump limit so goodbye everyone for now. My last octo before bed

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What do you say we do one in about three days, maybe four?
DUM

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See y'all in a day or two once the thread goes kaput. No need to scramble for a new one too quickly.

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see you next time frens
3 days sounds good, a good break to let things settle for a while

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>Only recently have these threads become good, and /ink/ has been suffering for the past two months from a lot of shit, virtually eliminating nearly all progress towards improvement that was made from the past year.
April fools and ironic "humor" was a mistake.

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I just want to see squids in military clothing.

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