How would you fix Overwatch, Yea Forums?

how would you fix Overwatch, Yea Forums?

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more ass. No I would say remove Mei, don't try to compete in e sport let the game grow on it's own and listen to the community. AND MOAR CUTSCENES

Not make overwatch on the first place shit game

if blizzard started sponsoring patreon porn artists

it would be a new era

>MOAR CUTSCENES
Actually advancing the story past Winston's recall order would be nice

>Remove all autoaim, lock on, deadzone nonsense basically upskill all the weapons
>Tighten up the hitboxes
>128 tick
>role limits (maybe a thing by now?)
>open up chokepoints on all maps
>nerf ultimates and remove passive ult gain

mei is not ven a problem, i dont get how anyone has problem with her

my fixes
>add some form of role queue - 2-2-2 hardrole or something like 1-2-1-2 (1Tank, 2DPS, 1 Support, 2 flex)
>do some more improvments to compititive (harder punishment for hard thrower/leaver, no automated system, something liek the overwatch system in csgo maybe?)
>rework of brig, make her more of a supporter than something that tries to do everything with 2 ccs
>changes to 2cp, make it for attackers less frustrating on the second point
>maybe a new gamemode for comp?
>also add map and character editor for custom games (the new "create your own gamemode" is pretty good, but it lacks the map editior to be perfect)

i think that should be it i guess, balancing with the big balance patch some weeks ago is actually fine RN and i think the main grip people have atm are goats in OWL dominating making OWL games way to different compared to comp games

>nerf ultimates and remove passive ult gain
they did that some time ago by around 33%
>open up chokepoints on all maps
new maps are more open with more way, i still think hanamura is the most cancer map
>tighten up the hitboxes
ive literally never never had anyone complain about hitboxes before, i would say the hitboxes are fine and pretty good
>remove all autoaim, lock
agreed, but with the games becoming older, autoaim isnt much of a problem anymore considering people are better at aiming now, like all autoaim heroes have really bad damage tho

Remove all niggers
Make Tracer and Soldier straight

You need to fix the community first.

Plaster OW with nazi imagery.
Remove all gay characters.
Make only objectifying skins for women from now on.
Most imporantly: Delete all healers.

Redesign some characters like Baptiste to make them not as fucking bland
Add more healers and tanks
Add more maps that doesn't pretty much play the exact same way with the same choke points except it's in x country
Remove the autistic social system they've added
And allow people to do more things with the workshop like editing maps

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>Make it 8-12v8-12
>Remove unlimited ammo and add ammo packs
>Make maps bigger and remove retarded chokes

And make the lore progress it's been like 3 years since anything important happened

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>give players the ability to make their own gametypes
>dont allow them to up the player count beyond 12
>no map editor
I dont understand how Blizzard is so god damn lazy with Overwatch. It use to print money and now they've just sat back and let it die.

make every character a faggot and or tranny

Change developers and publisher.

You can't even increase the size of a team to 11 using the workshop, or use the event grunts as bots because they basically said "you think you want it, but you don't" to allowing all event maps in custom games
There's no excuse, the game is even coded to decrease the size of hero icons to fit more in such a case

delete esport and overwatch league

>Make Tracer straight
i thought everyone would like tracer gay because of widowmakerXtracer
unless people want to see be cucked by tracer having a bf

>Remove or rework all crowd control and stun characters
>Fix hitboxes
>Significantly nerf ultimates but make them charge faster

Forced 2-2-2 role queue.

The game has been out long enough that people have analyzed it completely and realized damage heroes are useless and all you need are tanks and healers. The reason goats meta has been a thing for so long and no one can fix it is because tanks and supports are simply too oppressive, there's no reason to play a dps when tanks can do more. Every game at high rank was the same 6 characters vs the same 6 characters because they're simply the most efficient. Forcing 2-2-2 role queue would bring some actual diverse team comps back and some creativity

This. Its a shame that tanks are so boring and DPS is so fun as well.

literally copy paladins and how it deals with cc and shields

Unironically they should fix it like Paladins did. Lock roles by default. And they should have made it Blackwatch vs Overwatch, its stupid to see 2 Mei's, 2 Reinhardt's fighting against eachother. Role locking is the main fix.

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just delete it, the game is unfixable

>tanks are so boring
Brainlet detected

Besides roadhog, they are.

Delete it

I only care about lewds, pay to artists for more lewds/make it a porn game

PvE story mode

Make nude mods possible

Make a tank that's actually remotely interesting to play, and what said, more ass.

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>Make a tank that's actually remotely interesting to play
how

No. The game needs more tits. Literally every single character is completely flat.

64 player maps. That shit was great in CoD4. Where ever you looked, there was someone to shoot, whenever you turned a corner, there were five guys there to shoot. Shipment was hilarious.

Focus more on esports.

Just kidding, how about actually balancing the game and adding more content?

fire every snowflake diversity hire from the company, things would sort themselves out really fast.

>mei is not ven a problem, i dont get how anyone has problem with her
Mei is just a giant walking death area. if you enter it and don't have a strong dash, you are almost guarenteed to die. but she gets shut down so fucking hard by a bastion/widowmaker that it's silly.

That too.

Hanzo can shoot next to ur head and it would hit you. That's not balanced.
Game made for console players who can't aim

A lot of character get completely shit on by one character, and then rape others. For instance, Bastion kills Brigittte, Brigitte kills Genji, Genji kills Bastion. It's basically a free kill in every case.

>tank has an AOE that slows down everything to the same speed.
>Hitscan transforms into projectiles
>projectiles get slowed down
>player unaffected.
>tank can aim around and click on each individual object to deflect it, kind of making it a minigame

Hanzo's arrows need a smaller hitbox.

And that's bad game design

It'd need some type of overhaul for most of its systems. It's clear what they were going for, but it just isn't possible to achieve that with your standard games. You can't just expect teamwork and communication in online games, even when it is undeniably the most powerful tool to winning games in OW, people still don't give a fuck. Then you have all the balance issues, a game that launched with no real hard counters, ways to play around things, is now more or less rock-paper-scissors-winston-widow. The desire to appeal to high skill and low skill players, despite there being supposed skill brackets in competitive leaves you with bad players that climbed the ranks with A LOT of crutches, meaning it is painfully unbalanced. There is also this impression of improving with only one hero, despite the game pushing you to be flexible and change your roles as it suits you.

They shot themselves in the foot and have no bandages to treat it, instead they are just firing blindly in to the air and hoping to hit something else.

This.
At that point why even have weaponry and shit
just have a big button on the screen that says "Kill bastion" that kills a bastion instantly when you aim at him.
It's just super complex Rock Paper Scissors.

I'm a tank main. It's an absolutely abysmal to rely on a quick play team, and I don't want to get my SR by doing the same in competitive

*absolutely abysmal experience

Remove Lucio and Doomfist

>Genji kills Bastion
Lmao, tell that to any rank below Diamond. You have no fucking idea how different the game is between certain ranks, it is unreal.

They should let us create maps from scratch with assets available. To create new gamemodes, and surf maps.

But there is also a problem with custom games, because those servers have a timelimit.
Ok but now Imagine
>64 reinhardts
>64 orisas

Doing a roman turtle formation with the Reinhardt would be a dream.

Make the core gameplay objective focus on the female buttocks and anus

>removing the funniest heroes

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Cease the "story" immediately; allow map-making; allow player-servers for pure bullshit.
There. Now I've laid the groundworks upon we can fix the rest of this fucking game.

>and surf maps
>surf maps in a game with no physics
just go play tf2

Literally your fault for playing qp instead of comp. Just get over it and queue ranked, it makes the games much better. In qp they ignore sr so you're randomly placed against masters and gm players constantly without you realizing it. At least in comp you're with people of your same skill level even if you're embarrassed of it. That plus people are more inclined to try and make real comps.

Ranked I go to try my best, qp I go to fuck around on torb or some other random off pick when I'm bored. You can't expect people to take it seriously when people specifically queue qp to not play serious.

Yeah, nah, stick to braindead shooters.

Different type of surfing. You already have genji Parkour maps to replace jump modes. And Lucio surfing/wallride modes. But the maps limit the creativity.

Like Overwatch?
>64 reinhardts
>64 orisas
>Doing a roman turtle formation with the Reinhardt would be a dream.
Sounds hilarious, though I to expect the side that springles their team with Bastions are gonna win that one.

Healers are deleted from the game
Movespeed is increased greatly
You can now bhop and rocket jump
Damage is increased greatly
Weapons and ammo are spread out around the entire map in fixed spawns
Everyone starts with a melee weapon and a weak assault rifle and picks up weapons, armor and rare shit like quad damage
maps are remade, open maps with zero chokepoints are extremely common and popular

It would unironically be the only MMO I ever played for a long time if it were to have actually been launched as the MMO it was supposed to be

What's there to be fixed? It's a smash hit that had singlehandedly springboard eSports and competitive gaming into the mainstream. It has a thriving competitive league and culture, balanced game mechanics, is generously endorsed and invested into by some of the biggest names in the gaming industry, strict anti-toxicity rules that don't allow even the most outspoken of "muh freedom of speech and censorship!" shitlords to shit up lobby chat and team chat.

Game seems fine to me.

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Why do tf2 fans think ammo drops matter in hero shooters. They matter in Arena shooters, not trash like tf2.

>mei gets shut down by bastion
lol no, meis wall is pretty good against bastion, she gets "hardcountered" by focusing her, she doesnt have a character that directly hardcounters her, she is slow with no escape and it takes alot of time to freeze people, in the meantime 2 people can easily kill her
>genji hardcounters bastion
lmao, maybe in plat/diamond where bastion dont know how to play bastion outside of standing still and aiming at people without a brain, bastion actual counters are dva/pharah and ana

tf2 is the best fps ever made

Remake all maps. Hire someone who did TF2 maps and let them design proper maps.
Rebalance heroes so all of them were useful and not just 10.

wreckingball/dva/roadhog are pretty fun
i agree that maintanks like rein and orisa are pretty boring tho

Ahahahaha, it's casual garbage. Only in tf2 would you see trash like friendlies.

its not DPS are useless, its just brig/lucio/zen have to much synergy together, they have good dmg, good healing and 3 ohshit ults, dva then counters the hardprojectile that would actually counter the comp like ana nades
the tanks arent the problem in goats, its the combination of the supporter + dva making everything unkillable kill zarya has 100 energy and then kills everyone

i agree that 2-2-2 role queue needs to be done, but they could also kill goats by nerfing the synergy and zarya

I tried to play again yesterday on console. Everyone on my team played like they just didn't care. Supports going off on their own to die or don't do their jobs, groups trying to make their youtube vids by throwing in funny/cute ways, and dps shinji's that seem too traumatized to do jackshit. This is in fucking masters.

see

No gays. No women. No minority playable characters of any kind. No filter. No competitive mode. Ban anyone who lobbies or complains ingame about balance "issues" and release their credit card information publicly.

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why arent you playing how would you i am forgotten

Post it a thousand times and it won't be true.
Why do losers fear competitive mode? Obviously Overwatch isn't great, but comp mode isn't the reason.

>tf2 is the best fps ever made
Out of everything Valve has ever made, it's arguably their lowest effort in creating a game ever. It's literally nothing in comparison to CS:GO regarding skill ceiling, unpolished and linear in comparison to technical masterpieces like Portal, and god forbid there's ever plans for the release of a new Half-Life.

In comparison to most other mainstream FPS games, like Overwatch, tf2 is rather subpar as well. Kinda helps that Overwatch actually has a functional competitive scene, tho, whereas TF2's is non-existent beyond subscriber servers you buy your way in to.

Nah its the tanks too. Burst damage heroes with low total damage output like genji, widow, or doom are completely cucked by tanks. Zarya easily puts out as much damage as a dps hero but unlike a dps hero she doesn't have to worry about getting burst down immediately. The question isn't tanks OR support, it's both.

This guy just said tf2 is "linear" compared to portal.
Yep he actually did

Tf2 isn't even as good as tf classic

Comp is a cancer, as are the people who play it. The dumb niggers who only ever open their coon mouths to bitch and moan. For whom the gaym is purely about winning and who will use whatever boring faggot tactic or blatant exploit to win at any cost. and last but not least, the subhumans holding up the absolute blight known as esports. comp was a mistake; always was, always will be.

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Remove Mei or rework the freeze mechanic.
Add weight and recoil to guns beyond Baptiste since he's the only one with it for some reason.

Rework Sombra to play more like Spy, if she's going to be a flanker to take out tanks/shields, actually make her able to do that.

That's the problem. Playing tank relies on little more than your teammates trying, unlike dps, so climbing as a tank main in competitive is essentially the same as winning a slot machine. It doesn't feel good anymore.

yeah like ive said, its the synergy out of all of them, not only 1 character
nerfing zaryas max dmg would be a great start, also the dmg of zen too

you have to go back

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>Nothing in comparison to CS:GO regarding skill ceiling
Sure thing chief. Keep on peeking those corners.

Casuals like you are the problem. Without Comp you will never match up skill levels and therefore you can never consistently challenge good players against each other. Games without ranked are without exception casual because every single game will have shitters to stomp on and never force you to improve.

but neither of them are Bastion?

comp isnt what you hate

you hate people becoming better
you hate people figuring out what is good and what is bad
you hate that people dont play as bad as they did at the beginning

you are probably one of the people who say overwatch 1.0 release was better, but in the end oyu just miss the feeling of playing a new game

That's just wrong. This comment might have been closer to the truth 2 years ago but for the last 6 seasons at least the game is completely dominated by tanks. "It's my teams fault" is just a pathetic cope

turn every character into junkrat, remove ultimates and introduce CPMA movement

add nude skins for every girl characters

It's called Paladins

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Linear in terms of overall experience. The puzzles one had to solve in portal were actually complex, and required effort to successfully advance.

What is gameplay in tf2 like in comparison? Pushing a cart while pyro wm+1 spams everything while demo and soldier spams everything with indirect splash damage while sniper camps a corner and a deadringer spy backstabs a heavy with virtually infinite life thanks to pocket medic while spamming their machine gun in the opposing horde of damage spammers doing the exact same thing.

In fact, I've just described every TF2 match, strategy and game sense ever.

You're casual trash. I miss when Yea Forums pushed casuals out. You're a fucking joke.

stop digging this hole

come to east coast then user, you'll understand

>I only want to play for fun!
>Surely this "competitive" mode is the right one for me!
>*Bong rip*

Making a dating sim. I'd buy seven copies if I could marry Brigitte or Ashe

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Take the game down and fuck the customer's asses by not offering refunds.
Surely they will go out the streets saying how proud they are for that.

Revert the game all the way back to right before the roadhog nerf.

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No mate you're actually a meme. "I can't climb because all my teammates suck they're the reason I'm stuck." You're actually the personification of meme within ranked communities

Remove all post release heroes, except Ashe. New characters added too much healing, shields, stuns, etc. all the stuff that ruins the game, base game had just enough it.

Overwatch is shit but not as braindead as CoD. I'm not saying this as somebody that hates CoD, but I do dislike Overwatch.

ELO Hell is a real thing, but it's up to you to adapt to get out. There are roles it's much easier to carry with, so you just focus on those if you want to climb. It's the same as League

It all makes sense now, I climbed from gold to 3900 for nothing

t. Brainlet who thinks randoms can't improve playing against each other instead of retarded trihards unironically practicing a game instead of just playing normally for entertainment
The projection is incredible; no one remains a scrub beyond a single week on any pvp shooter. No one remains at the bottom just because they didn't want to deal with honorary faggots all day. Compniggers carry the symptoms of the lowest vermin you can find in casual, but at a much higher per capita. They bitch about enemy loadouts and tactics, give shit to their teammates and are generally reviled by the majority of any playerbase. The only casuls who act this way are the idiots who actually remain at the bottom of the scoreboard game after game.

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fuck your shitty algorithm

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If you were any good you'd like comp. End of story.

>trihards unironically practicing a game instead of just playing normally for entertainment
>literally complaining that people are better at the game than you

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>all characters are gay
>when you die you are treated to 10 minute sfm porn with two random same sex characters
>when the game ends something like humiliation round from tf2 begins but it's a big orgy
there I fixed it

based

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>more variety of tanks and supports
>nerf tanks or buff dps
>make game less dependent of role balancing like 2-2-2, it's boring as fuck
>change ult dynamic because it's too op, pressing q just wins you the game now
>stop making retarded heroes like brigite, doomfist and moira that has little to no counterplay and just relies on players being bad. make more heroes with simple but original kits that have major weaknesses and major strengths instead of making rounded up superhero which abilities you cant counterplay

and probably nerf lucio because speed up with tanks is just boring to play against but that's just my opinion

this is Yea Forumseddit in 2019

I specifically play Overwatch when I don't want to use my brain, and CoD has been hot garbage since after WaW. Lack of dedicated servers made it suck ass.

fix aerial momentum carry, remove air brakes
add base movement accel to get rid of adadad
nerf healing across the board, primarily in combat
buff hp across all nonmobile dps (ie nondive/sniper)
nerf/place hard limitations on all oneshots
remove/rework all cooldown stuns
then probably buff all the main tanks because theyll be dogshit with the new damage/hp differential and the lack of active healing


its not difficult
anyone whos played shooters before knows whats good and whats bad in fps, and the game is really fucking easy to digest, its pretty goddamn clear what the problem areas are if you actually play the fucking game at an above infantile level
blizzard clearly doesnt have anyone like that though, they deserve to sink on the back of this shitty ponzi scheme theyre running
thats what happens when you employ a company full of people who dont like video games

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Maybe QP or Arcade, even some comp ranks or just general fuck around comp days, but generally CoD has been more brainless for me. I don't have an opinion one way or another towards CoD though, I haven't really bothered with it properly since like BLOPS2, but I did try the recent one and it was the same shit desu, just more gimmicks. Only gamemode that even required a modicum of thought was S&D.

>it takes alot of time to freeze people

I played well over a year ago but at that time, bullshit

>buy OW
>play widow only coz why wouldnt I
>tryhard like no tomorrow, aim trainings, replay analysis etc, mind focused on imporving
>everything is mutted ofc, dont need wrothless diamond shitters playing no aim heroes distracting me from a game
>get suspended by mass false reporting withing 2 days
Thats how OW threats players who want to be good at the game. Avoid at all costs.

Very believable

>More payload shit beyond "push the payload"
>a few more straight white characters (I'm serious)
>add more cosmetics that aren't skins or poses. ie. charms for your helmet, charms for your gun.
>mix and match skins feature so you could have dva in a cop suit in her junker mech
>make every box give you a small amount of gold instead of a 'chance' of gold.
I've opened more than 20 boxes in two days and got maybe 200 gold max, that is fucking RIDICULOUS

>2019
>spies still using dead ringer
>pocket medics pocketing a heavy and not sucking off their unusual hat soldier bf
Also a sniper can 1-shot an overhealed heavy. Charged rifle headshots deal 450 damage and an overhealed heavy has exactly 450 HP.

>nerf/place hard limitations on all oneshots
absolutely this. Snipers are overpowered as fuck in this game. Camping should be discouraged in a game where almost everyone is mobile as fuck.

genuinely, no one gives a fuck about your game anymore, take it to another thread, or make your own.

Add more ass

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henry rollings.

> goats in OWL dominating making OWL games way to different compared to comp games

When did Overwatch become Farm Simulator?

>new maps are more open with more way
Then what the fuck is up with the new paris map first point?

Yea Forums hated casuals like you long before you knew this place existed.

its weird they just get all their knowledge of this board from /r/Yea Forums screencaps and the old comics lol

compare paris to hanamura
>hanamura
>one big gate, and then just an big open field
>paris
>have a smaller choke but also 2 tunnels on the left and right side
its way easier to get to paris first point then on hanamura since you have alot more ways to get to the point while in hanamura they intented that with the small window, which ultimately is useless because only a very few heroes can actually use it
the only way in hanamura to get to the first point is by playing goats
when they added brig into the game, but atleast its a OWL only problem, not even GM players play it in soloq because its to hard to execute without a proper team

>not even GM players play it in soloq
>t. Someone who's never been in gm in their life
Gm games were nothing but goats vs goats for the last 5 seasons. Now thankfully only every second or third gm game is goats vs goats.

Develop a campaign

Diversify character kits to be recognizable and have function

Create a draft mode

Severly increase TTK, reduce healing by half or 2/3

Rework all maps to have important secondary objectives, rework builder heroes to actually be builder heroes again, but reduce the choke point problem on every map so that their building is less of a meme and more of a necessity to deny alternate routes

im talking about right now you nigger
ofcourse goats was dominate before the big balance patch in gm
but who cares about it now, since the big balance patch not many people play goats in gm anymore, and if they do they just get stomped anyway because they dont know how to play it properly
bunker with orisa/roadhog is way more played then goats in gm
i rarely had or seen games where both teams played goats in gm since the big balance patch

you can't fix it, it's too late

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