OMFGGGG KOJIMA IS A GENIUS DEATH STRANDING IS A MASTERPIECE

>OMFGGGG KOJIMA IS A GENIUS DEATH STRANDING IS A MASTERPIECE
>OMFOMFOMFOF THAT TASTE IN MUSIC LADDERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
>MIND=BLOWN
>OMFG PLEASE LET IT BE NOVEMBER ALREADY
Am I the only person that remembers MGS5? I admit Kojima makes amusing trailers, but that's it. Why is every normie masturbating to that hack?

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cringe

Kill yourself, wojakredditer.

Exactly. Kojima is cringe.

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Fancy meeting a #FucKonami shill here. Do tell me how Survive was the worst thing ever.

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>wojak garbage
>"normie" instead of normalfag
You need to be 18 years or older to post here.

shitentendies strikes again

I'm so fucking pissed right now. Know what the worst part is? I bet when this game comes out, there'll be a bunch of people on here praising it. Literally praising it. Oh I know exactly what they'll say. "Oh, it's so amazing, it's so cool, so awesome, so stylish, omg wow, it's like John Wick, but even crazier! Oh man, it's so surreal yet so grounded, oh the cinematography, oh the usage of color and lighting, oh the music is incredible and makes me FEEL, oh the sound direction, oh oh oh the combat feels so smooth, so fun, oh the hits are so impactful, oh god I love this game so much oh fuck it's like John Wick meets a Kojima game meets LSD oh fuck give it to me now joe, give it to me now put it in my mouth joe get it alllllllll in my fuckin mouth joe!"

Fuck you, Fuck John Wick, Fuck Kojima, and Fuck this studio and it's director for copying garbage and trying to peddle it to fucking faggots because he thinks he's soooooooooooo smart and sooooooooooo creative, fuck YOU.

the absolute SEETHING of kojima lapdogs

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Downgrade the botton background and will be perfect on my shitch.

Kojima and his games are way overrated.

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Epic wojak epic win

The last game to make Yea Forums this angry was Bloodborne

>OMFGGGG KOJIMA IS A GENIUS MGS3 IS A MASTERPIECE
>OMFOMFOMFOF THAT TASTE IN MUSIC LADDERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
>MIND=BLOWN
>OMFG PLEASE LET IT BE NOVEMBER ALREADY
Am I the only person that remembers MGS2? I admit Kojima makes amusing trailers, but that's it. Why is every normie masturbating to that hack?

>Am I the only person that remembers one of the best games of all times

This is confusing because the majority of threads are negative, yet they keep making these as if this board is constantly jerking the game off.

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Wow it's almost like someone figured out how the post structure works here and is using it to advertise

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>>OMFGGGG KOJIMA IS A GENIUS DEATH STRANDING IS A MASTERPIECE
>>OMFOMFOMFOF THAT TASTE IN MUSIC LADDERS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ANYMORE
>>MIND=BLOWN
>>OMFG PLEASE LET IT BE NOVEMBER ALREADY
This but non-facetiously.

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>MGS5

I liked it. It was a fun open world game.

it will be kino

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>MGS5
You mean that very good game?

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Thank you barny is going to take out the meteors inside mars.

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KOJIDRONES SEETHING AS FUCK LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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kek

Agreed.
Yea Forums is easy to fall for marketing, it's kinda pathetic.

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For once in your life you didn't reply with wojakshit, so you've earned yourself a (You) as a treat.

>Seething Xniggie

this entire thread is dog shit

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Based.

agreed! wow! are you me?

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>game isnt even out yet
>Yea Forums is collectively shitting their pants already
Nobody does it like kojima

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>Shitting on a Fukushima game

It makes me physically unwell that this generic, nonsense style of posting can continue with zero obstruction and that if you speak out against it, you get told to "COPE".

Thats just your way of coping

You guys are REALLY mad about this kojima game, huh? I rarely see people spamming THIS many wojack threads on a daily basis.

cope harder, faggot

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOTHERFUCKER

INFERNO

FLASH

FLARE!!!!!!!!!!!

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he shiver

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he rotate

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but most importantly, he QUAKES

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jesus christ, cringe is off the roof
if you hate video games so much, why even come here? got nothing better to do? just put a bullet in your head then

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rent free forever and always, the absolute STATE of play

MGS2 was good.

kek, witty

>thing I don't like
>onions Wojack variation

Imagine lacking a single iota of creativity. How embarrassing.

you faggots only started hating on him because he went PS4 exclusive

"F-Fuck Kojima, G-god F-Fucking Speed!!"

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Nigga, you probably didn't even play MGS2. Its got Solidus Snake in it.

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How's it like to have a corporation rent-free in your head at all times?

unironically based

you tell us

mega oof, kojicuck

November 8th is just gonna be hell on this board, isn't it? Some shitposter is gonna push the narrative that if the game gets anything less than a 10 or 98 on Metacritic and then the day comes and it doesn't, this board's just gonna be actual liquid shit, isn't it?

Well get a switch port eventually right?

It became liquid shit just because of that stream leading up to the last trailer, somehow it was mostly people trying to bait out Kojima fans

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This game is going to be incredible.

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Who the fuck is falling for this obvious shit? Let's be honest, if you so much as respond to a shitposter, they take glee in it. They think that's trolling when in reality, they're just lazy. Wojacks were a mistake.

no way, not possible with these hardware specs. PC and Xbox for sure, but Switch ... nah sorry dude

>getting excited over a game without any proper gameplay shown

No, walking from point A to point B while setting up ladders/evading melee attacks is not gameplay

>kojima game on a fisher price console
nah bro

GTA5 sells well enough doing jack shit besides driving from point a to point b with hilariously bad gunplay.

Holy kek

>no, showing what you do while playing the game (gameplay) is not gameplay
:^)

can't we just enjoy things?

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I don't even really care about death stranding but what the fuck are you on about

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NINTENDO
HIRE THIS SHITPOSTER
HIRE HIM NOW
HOLY FUCK ZELDA IN A REALISTIC FIELD
NINTENDO HIRE HIM PLEASE
JUST IMAGINE FOR A SECOND IF YOU WOULD
BOTW BUT IT LOOKS REALISTIC
HOLY SHIT BROS IM GONNA CUM

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YES YOU DO
THIS ENTIRE BOARD IS FILLED WITH KOJIMA WORSHIPPERS, AND TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM

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>I'll keep cumming
WHAT THE FUCK KOJIMA

I'm cautiously optimistic about it. I still enjoyed MGSV but man those trailers painted a different picture of what the game was, at least to a degree.

i am just shitting on the reactionary op you idiots.