Meanwhile on Mars Yea Forums

i would and im the smartest person i know

If I there were enough other people in there and I could get half-decent living quarters (I probably wouldn't) with something meaningful to spend my time on I would be somewhat tempted.
How would they choose people for something like this? Would they take couples or would they hope that a (possibly) random group of people would pair up relatively harmoniously?

Well get used to it because that's the model NASA went with

Aeiou

JOHN MADDEN

If I could run a huge greenhouse or something and just hang out with my robots growing plants every day, it'd be pretty comfy. Lots of green, lots of fresh smells in the air.

Not on Mars you're not

it would take like 3-5 days to be able send an internet post from mars
this thread would 404 by then

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fuck off nigger

With thuggish confidence: What it do, my niggers?

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Ayy lmao

>I hope star citizen will release next year!

remember, no gay shit

NASA already has bases on the moon and mars
Yea Forums is the last group they'd invite there

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>tfw no ayy gf

>hums running from evil

They only invite diversity, I'm ok with that actually. Send all that people on suicide missions.

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Anyone up for trawling through gigabytes of geophysical data and characterising subterranean brine reservoirs with me? We can play some couch coop Halo 2 afterwards.

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Wolfgrills are catgrills

Wanting to further the expansion of humanity isn't intelligent?

>2024, moon base starts up
>2030, first woman on mars because you know they're going to have the first human on mars be a woman
>2032, moon base population hits 100k
>2035, mars base starts up
>2040, moon base hits 1 mio
>2045, mars base hits 100k
>2046, bullshit ftl communication is invented
>2047, first earth vs mars vidya tournament

the trip is once in a lifetime.
i'd go and die if they let me just for the space-ride

>Creating agricultural system to sustain 1mil people on moon
hmm

>remember spacefrens, today marks the three year anniversary of sending every black, spic and gook in to the sun via outdated combustion rockets so that we could have enough resources to live happily for eternity on Mars. Their sacrifice will never be forgotten

Sorry, I forgot to add
>in 15 years

J O H N M A D D E N

aeiou

It's kinda dark down here fellas, where are the video games?

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>2047
Damn, I'd be dead by then.

Sure was dusty today.
Was dusty yesterday, too.

>only the elite will be allowed to go to mars
>high IQ, perfect genes, etc
>mars will become an utopia of the best man can be
>meanwhile earth is left to the trailer trash
>oceans clog with plastic, global warming run amok, smog everywhere, etc

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Well this place isn't so bad, Bob just vanished without a trace though, and I keep hearing weird chanting and clangs in the darkness even though no one's there. The code to my locker is 4752.

, first woman on mars because you know they're going to have the first human on mars be a woman
I'm ok with this.
Women give birth to men. So it's only right that something that can make more men is there first.

3D printed houses look pretty neat. Can't help but imagine they'd save money by just having walkers squirt that concrete crap themselves though.

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BWOOOOOOAAGGHHH

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THE CHANCES OF INTELLIGENT LIFE COMING FROM MARS WERE A MILLION TO ONE THEY SAID
BUT STILL, Yea Forums CAME

Where's my xeno wife, I was promised a xeno wife!

When do we get recyclers and replicators installed?

Hey bros I found some weird star in a circle. Should I touch it?

>sorry honey i can't make it home tonight
>yeah user needed help at work
>aah~ no i just stubbed my toe
>see you tomorrow bye

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Venus > Mars

Mars is like Arizona: The Planet. No thanks.

>lips
Begone, abomination

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OOOOOLLLAAAAAA

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Yo! Check this shit out! Let's bring it in.

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What if they offered free wi-fi?

>find cutie AYYY gf
>catch space aids
W-will I grow super powers now?

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Imagine the lag

Oh look the water is escaping to space again. Better bring an umbrella to kill myself.

Reminder that soil on mars is called mars.

But the first two points you mentioned are going to be the death of the colony.
You're basically doing the Habsburgs again with Charles II as the King of Mars

Mars will never be free until the sands run red with Earther blood

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KYS rebel scum
t. Terra

Amazing.

A E I O U

Would they smell the same on other planet with different conditions? Or is it only the matter of the brain recalling known smells from memory?

Who the fuck stole my oxygen tank?

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Not in this century.

I told you not to touch the weird alien shit and what did you do? You touched the weird alien shit. Now everyone is dying and I'm recording my last moments locked in the shitter. Come to Mars, they said. It'll be fun they said.

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