What's the most soulless game you've played?

did you know emotions are just chemical reactions in our brains?

i saw the fake meme chart, too, my reddit nigga

Fucking hell this is dumb lol, and all the normies are eating this shit up

Wtf why does scar look like a regular lion? Should've at least gave him a darker mane

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Shit comment.
0/soul

>actchually a bloo bloo muh weeb shit

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>scar becomes white

Bros...

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>normies

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>remake INCREASES soul

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Any open world Ubisoft game.

Dark souls 3

Based. Spyro Reignited looks great. Literally every PS1 game looks like shit and if you think the original looks better you need to have your eyes examined

HYPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE

yikes, they sure dun fucked up with the remake design

Dark souls 1

I find it funny how Physiognomy was supposedly debunked as "psuedoscience" to spare uggos feelings yet when creating fictional characters there are universally accepted appearances that trigger emotions. Look at Scar vs Simba - one is obviously regal while the other is obviously evil, and someone who had no idea bout the story could tell that too just by appearance.

This is so retarded, it's gonna be hard as hell to distinguish the characters, it's fucking cgi, couldn't they make Scars fur to be black and Simba's wife more brown and with green eyes?

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BIG think

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i'm no racist, but.. bruh, they all chinese!

The idiots realise that only furfags watched the lion king right? Nobody cares about straight beastiality.

>Donglover as adult Simba
What a terrible casting choice.

Yeah basically everything is stolen from Kimba, even the name

Yeah I don't think so, dumb furry faggot.

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soul/soulless

I like him but I gotta agree. I mean Matthew Broderick wasn't that great either but still

Battlefield V.
Unironically the most soulless game I've played, it feels like a high budget chink knockoff of the other Battlefield games.

because it's the current year, there was even a (credible) rumour Scar was going to be a albino

Post the webm of that scottish lass getting aroused by this dragon

Probably Diablo 3 or Fortnite when I was attempting to entertain my obsessed nephew.

How do we define soul? To me, before it was a meme, it meant a palpable sense of passion from the creators in the work itself, the sense that the finished product was the result of a well realized vision.

where's the fairy

He was flavour of the month during casting and now it just seems like such a shitty choice.

You didn't prove him wrong buddy

So The Lion King was always soulless.

Yes, since they literally stole the idea from nips.

Gone with the rest of the soul. Pic related is the color palette based on 6 screenshots from a comparison of the remake vs the original. The left side of the image is the remake's colors while the right is original

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It was always a shitty choice. I don't mind the guy. He's a decent actor. But his voice is such a terrible match for adult Simba.

Though yeah, you're right. He did kinda always have a whiny tone thanks to Broderick.

>couldn't they make Scars fur to be black
Yes and there's no good reason for not doing it.

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It's gonna be fucking weird seeing those cgi lions sing and dance.

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>movie picks random famous people to play their characters instead of quality voice actors
every time

I had to double check I wasn't in Yea Forums

>yfw they were going to cut Be Prepared because of the Nazi thing but put it back in because everyone bitched

why didn't they make mufasa's dark then?

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I can't fucking believe they wouldn't get jeremy irons back

Poorly concieved idea, a cashgrab at nostalgia, so nothing new for modern Disney

Outta my way you lion fucking shit.

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I don't get it either, black maned lions exist in real life so there really isn't an excuse for this

Reminder that this movie WILL make 2 billion dollars at the box office whether you like it or not, so the sooner you stop paying attention to it the better off you'll be.

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>Reading the upcoming list of Disney films for the next few years
>The list of live action remakes expands with each year
>They might actually fucking remake Treasure Planet just to spite me

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I'm at a point where I honestly can't even think of who a good VA for adult Simba would be, since all I've heard are Broderick or someone impersonating the voice he gave Simba, like Cam Clarke

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>LEREDDITWOJAK

I swear the whole purposes of these remakes is less marketing to the west and instead trying to get China / India on that Disney train. You can't just rerelease the animated version and they're probably incapable of reaching that level of animation now. So they just repackage the whole movie to sell it to a new market.

not getting jeremy irons to play Scar is a travesty

>All the lions are voiced by black people
>All the non-lion comic relief characters are voiced by white people
What was meant by this?

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The funniest part about this is that it's a "live action" movie while all the characters are animated. I don't care if they dicked around filming rocks and grass with real cameras. It's still an animated fucking movie.

>Live action
>CG animals

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>NOOO, WE CAN'T EVEN HAVE OUR VILLAINS SUGGESTING NAZI IMAGERY, THAT'S BADTHINK!
Jesus fuckin christ

>sing and dance
If it's like every recent live action Disney adaption, they'll cut the majority of the songs because it's supposed to be "more serious" but leave in the most popular ones in a way that feels painfully forced and/or half-assed
youtube.com/watch?v=6Ndwnj3SEKI
youtube.com/watch?v=AGSlcWzkS6I
youtube.com/watch?v=ceSt3bYwP0A

Imagine all the girl power shit they'll add even though the original movie points out that the female lions do all the actual work.

I think that's what Disney expects, and I honestly do as well. I can see them finding it to be a box office disappointment if it doesnt cross a billion

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Tbf it does take place in africa

>1999
>okay guys we need to write an engine for our game. also I have this idea that we could try that noone has ever done before to try and make our game look even better while maintaining performance
>2019
>Bob go tell our intern to download unreal engine
>yeah, stock settings. who the fuck cares. it'll sell a billion copies anyway

neither of those drawings is wojack, seek help.You are seeing ghosts around every corner

we wuz snoop lionz and shiet

I'm surprised the movie is even being remade since it's completely unsubtle commentary about Democrat promises and welfare leeches. But I'm sure they'll just equate Scar to Trump or something

>The Chad Giraffe vs. The Virgin Lions

Rafiki is played by a black man. Shenzi by a black woman. And in fairness, it's set in fucking Africa. Of all the movies to get /pol/ over, this ain't it, chief.

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I want to fuck live action Mulan!

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I read somewhere that it might that they're just dumping money onto these to hold onto the rights to these properties.

>*celebrity* is *character*
why do normalfags care about this?

I feel it's gonna be weird seeing them do fucking anything. The only way this movie could work is if they shot it in the style of a documentary with David Attenborough narrating.

Cuck souls all of them.
Cs go for faggot try hard losers.
Apex for tranny zoomers
Fortnite cucks
Every final fantasy past 10 is shit
Every mmo made
The list goes on

>I'm surprised the movie is even being remade since it's completely unsubtle commentary about Democrat promises and welfare leeches. But I'm sure they'll just equate Scar to Trump or something

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But why are the comic relief characters all white?

why is starfox fat fuck

It's not like it matters. It won't be as good as the animated one. If Aladdin couldn't even get a decent giant cave head, this won't have stones rising out of hell.

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HAKUNA MY TAT____

> Subtle messaging that white people are funnier than black people
Yeah wtf thats racist

>change the name of the third hyena to "fit" the setting
>get Eric Andre to voice it

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They were acknowledging the fact that it's set in Africa. Back when Disney actually cared about being respectful.

Every game past 2000 is trash zoomer nigger garbage shit

I just said Rafiki and Shenzi are black. Zazu had a British voice in the original, and both Timon and Pumbaa are Jews, not white.

Dark Souls of course.

Nobody cares

>B.E.N. gets a Mad Hatter-tier dance scene in addition to extended screen time

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Neverwinter Nights 2, it's souless as fuck, especially compared to the first game.

disney is cancer that needs to be put down for the good of the world

Then why are you asking about it?

doesn't matter if it was stolen because it came out better

Did you ever watch the movie? In Mufasa's kingdom there's a strict hierarchy that supports the circle of life with everybody having to earn their take on a basis of responsibility while those that can't or won't fall by the wayside. Scar promises free handouts to literal scavengers if they put him in power but as soon as that happens there's nothing left for anybody.

youtube.com/watch?v=btUx3gb0-FE

OH NONONO
Here's your cast bro

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Fallout 4.

They are

People legit made a fuss about Darth Vader, a villain, acting like a villain and killing some obsessed bitch because she annoyed him, in one of the newer comics.

Not even villains are allowed to act like villains anymore.

>Brothers Bear, Tv movies, Tarzan's shitty Phil Collins music and Home on the Range exist
>But Atlantis is the one that gets treated like it was the last straw that killed Disney

I liked that movie. Fuck you all.

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boxofficemojo.com/franchises/chart/?id=disneyliveaction.htm
Looking at the results, there's 9 films, removing the 101 Dalmations film because it was decades ago, part of the current trend of remakes
>Only 2 have grossed over $1B
>3 of them are fucking bombs that made less than Aladdin's remake made in the first weekend
>The rest barely turned a profit
Honestly every one of these is a gamble and I don't suspect this one will do well

>a bunch of memeniggers
>and James Earl Fucking Jones, who dies in the first half
It's not fair bros.

>HURR DURR MUH POLITICS.
Are you fucking retarded? This has been a trope in royal power struggle stories for decades. "I'll give you a position in my regime if you help me overthrow the current guy."

Kill yourself, underageb&.

>Seth Rogen as Pumbaa
DUDE

a nigger cast for a nigger movie

>Anything or anyone modern and popular is a meme.

>Be Prepared won't be in the remake
Why bother then? Fuck off Jews

>Brother Bear
>Tarzan music
>bad
are you retarded? did you just lump that shit in with home on the range for no reason?

It's a furry Hamlet with mandatory Disney trademark happy ending.
Lay off the crazy pills and/or broaden the horizons of your bubble.

>not getting Whoopi back
What the fuck
>Kamari
>Azizi

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>literally all blacks and jews
how can someone look at at this and not find it strange and hilarious

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...By definition, yes.

>memeniggers
lmfao

Probably Halo...any game involving guns or space.. except RE

Oh shit man, I sure do care about some crystal ball bouncing stiffly as opposed to actual character animation being heavily improved.

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>all the white cast is jews portraying clumsy characters

Well, this came recently youtube.com/watch?v=n1YHXnlJWI4

ABSOLUTE FUCKING CHAD

>John Oliver
This is the worst part

they confirmed it will be after all

Me on the left

I just looked this shit up. Who the fuck are all these original characters they're adding? It's one thing to add 1 or 2 but there's like 12 of them.

>Beyonce
>CURRENT YEAR MAN
You've got to be fucking kidding me.

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they're not the lion king, the only one close in terms of popularity and current relevance was beauty and the beast and that got 1.2

2 billion, mark my words.

he just is

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What an improvement. How dare old DIsney try to taint Africa with whitethink names like Ed

>The Pride Lands is a society where every species is meant to « know its place ». The lions are on top of the food chain but, as explained, are also part of the same cycle that means they become grass after dying, a grass then eaten by the gazalle (that’s very unfair if you take into account that the gazelle also become grass after dying). The hyenas obviously are the only species in the Pride Land who constantly challenge this order (both in Lion King and in the spin-offs).

>But we could as well read the film as an allegory of class struggle, with the proletarians/plebeans wanting to take over power from the capitalists/patricians. In that regard, the film could also be considered as antisocialist.

>Whatever the way you look at it then, this is a deeply right-wing movie promoting a very conservative ideology. The morality in the film shows that it is deeply wrong for the lower classes/races in society to want to take the place of the higher levels, as this means the whole of society would suffer, and even those same lower sections of society will soon realize how futile was their seizing of power.

>white people
seth rogen isn't white

Jewish?

>Voicing a pig

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James Earl Jones was the original voice, though

I do care because there are fewer animations overall
>No 3D lettering or spinning/rolling counters
>No gem falling animations
>No bouncing orbs
>Stock mobile UI instead of the classic Spyro typeset
>Spyro himself is less animated
>There are way fewer colors in the remake
>Fucked skyboxes
The list goes on for ages. A couple of no-name dragons from the first game being given more character is nothing.

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>Chen Honghui: a confident and ambitious recruit who joins Commander Tung's unit. Initially a rival of Mulan, he eventually becomes her ally and love interest. The character replaces Li Shang from the original animated film
>Xian Lang: a powerful and malevolent witch who allies with Bori Khan
>Hua Xiu: Mulan’s sister
>also Mushu will be in it
what the fuck

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Was going to say that the original had quite a selection of blacks, but apparently not.
Biggest loss is Scar (Chiwetel Ejiofor can play quite vile villains that sneak up on you, but definitely not with his voice)

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everyone in that image is jewish or black

>get a guy who can't sing to play the character with the best song

not using Welven Da Great as Timon
like wtf, if you go full blown negro at least use real talents, and not fake garbage like Bejonce

isn't beyonce somebody you'd want to cast in like...a musical?

She was good in dreamgirls.

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I think Oliver is only a cryptojew.

I liked the 100 Dalmations one, granted that was eons ago

poor guy. he's a victim of the disney jewtocracy

Newfafs and election tourists don't know this. All they see is HURR BLACK SO IT'S BAD.

>Utkarsh Ambudkar is playing a character named Skath
>Not much is known about his role yet except that he is a con artist
>Chum Ehelepola is playing a new character named Ramtish
>He is also a con artist
Who the fuck are these Pajeets and why are they here? Too many Chinese people in a movie about Chinese people?

*101

>he eventually becomes her ally and love interest. The character replaces Li Shang from the original animated film

t. Mouseketeer

Market appeal, user. It's gonna be a huge colourful epic so they want to appeal to as many markets as possible, and apparently the budget is fucking enormous so they need those Indiabux as much as they need the Chinabux. Thing is that China already has its own hyper-successful movies based on Mulan, so Disney is hedging their bets by also trying to get into the Indian market. It only makes sense.

FF15.

I can only remember the main character is called noctis.

>writing an entire wall of text just to prove how retarded you are

>eric andre as azizi
What the fuck?

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clearly a quote retard

>Eric Andre
>John Oliver
did they pick random popular celebrities or something

The only character from Timon&Pumba roster he's legally obligated to play is picrelated

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she was always terrible. zoomers don't know this but she's just famous because she once looked hot and sold her music because of looks and being a proto slut.

They might had the Movie have a fancy title like Maleficent and Cruella if they put so many new characters on it

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>Literally the most multicultural Disney film ever made, since it's basically House of Flying Daggers and everyone besides Mushu is chinese
>Still have to add foreigners

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Regardless of their size, they're still just dumb cats

what does that mean

It's a "meme of the week" roster.

Are you new to Disney/Pixar casting? Have you been under a rock for the last 20yrs?

>hurr durr

Not Jewish by blood, but Jewish by action and allegiance.

he will perform gracefully
throw in Antoine Dodson doing the hyenas for good measure, and we are set

More or less since I've never given a shit about Disney

>Not Jewish by blood, but Jewish by action and allegiance.
Ah, so like our President

F*rries belong on a cross

>this is the guy they got to play the angry midget in the army

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they already remade Aladdin with fucking will smith as genie, can't ruin something more than that
If they ruin Hercules too we're gonna have a problem

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Atlantis and Hercules are the best disney movies
these are facts
ill throw mulan in there too because why not

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Well then I'll let you know that this has always been the way these big animated movies cast their characters.

>Who is cool and making waves right now? Get them in our movie because people will see it because they recognize this person's name and voice.

Spot on, yes.

Is it weird to find Nala attractive?

Also Emperor's New Groove

Zazu was voiced by Rowan FUCKING Atkinson?!

God of War 2018

It was well made, but Jesus Christ I couldn't stop thinking about how insanely manufactured the game felt. The Last of Us story presentation, the Dark Souls control-scheme, the color graded RPG loot stuff. It was like the game was specifically designed to be as broadly appealing as humanly possible.

hyper realism is the definition of soulless

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I don't see how adding two poos in what I assume are minor roles is going to get other poos to watch it but sure I guess.

almost forgot that one, good answer

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I mean the more obvious explanation is that her dad was a record producer, I mean she's no anita baker or chaka khan but she is still an excellent vocalist user.

youtu.be/Ob7vObnFUJc?t=121

I mean of all the casting to complain about I think that's one of the better choices.

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yes, and amazing job this guy did. Frankly, I don't think Oliver should be that much worse (maybe flat in tone, but this movie is already fucked, so who cares)

barafaggot bait doesnt change all the otherwise soulless npcs

99.9% of the original Lion King was pillaged from Kimba the White Lion. Don't talk to me about soul

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>I mean
>I mean
>I mean
Vary up your goddamn sentences, user.

>It was like the game was specifically designed to be as broadly appealing as humanly possible.
That's because it literally was.

more like 95% they just changed the names around and had african nigger music playing in the background

maybe not but they're REALLY sexy user

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Nothing turns me off more than a "realistic" video game.

>However high in onions
Because it made you cry?

I really did mean it.

I'm pretty sure the animators wanted you to.

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Dauntless

one detail is worth mentioning: not everyone is having access to all the beauty real thing can offer.
I.e. if someone releases hyper-realistic Great Barrier Reef first person simulator, many will buy it in an instant, because it's cheaper/more accessible than doing it IRL.

The problem with the LK is that hyper realism utterly destroys facial acting (which is easily achievable in an animater stylized cartoon), that is the major bridge of emotional connection between the characters and audience.

Lilo and Stitch is also pretty good

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>Great Barrier Reef
Fucking F

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>It was like the game was specifically designed to be as broadly appealing as humanly possible.
It absolutely was, but that's God of War in general. It was always a franchise made specifically to follow trends for money, it's no coincidence the original series was made when the whole X-treme edgy phase of gaming was at an all-time high.

What exactly was going through the animators' heads when making this scene?

hidden in plain sight sex scene in a family friendly cartoon - absolute maniacs

Just watched it again the other night and I forgot how funny it was, I wish we could get something like it these days

To be fair he didn't prove himself right either.

Disney has been planting sexual imagery in their movies from the beginning to corrupt the youth.

In alladin there is literally a line where it says "Good children take off their clothes"

not to mention this image in The Rescuers, and Jessica Rabbits literal vagina being exposed in WFRR

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I don't really give a shit about most of these people except for James Earl Jones, his voice is irreplaceable.

>I wasn't even alive when the twin towers fell

The Emperor's New Grove runs circles around Hercules and you know it.

>Disney has been planting sexual imagery in their movies from the beginning to corrupt the youth.
France has already had them beat for decades, they aren't even subtle about it.

You're soulless too.

Reminder that Lion Shit is a soulless plagiarism of Kimba The White Lion.

And Megaman is Astro Boy. Your point?

>Maid Marian was hot when I was a kid and now it's my turn to corrupt the youth into getting hardons over talking animals

Then a little over 20 years later Zootopia happened.

yeah, turns out, there are no black lions.

based

The mouse fears The Samurai.

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I don't recall Megaman taking like 90% of its stuff from Astro Boy unlike the Lion King to Kimba.

everybody knows the lion king is a ripoff of japan's kimba the white lion, but did you know that disney also ripped off the little mermaid movie from japan too? they didn't even bother changing the movie's or character's, the only change disney did was give it a happy ending

What is that
a scar?

movie's or character's name*

Soulless a 13 minute long barrage avoidance

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user, The Little Mermaid is a Danish fairy tale from the 1830s. Everything after was an adaption or retelling.

>Eric andre

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so danes are the original plagiarists
even disney can get plagiarism right

youtube.com/watch?v=eT13hm1RPjc
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