You were just selected/clicked on in an RTS game. Say something cool

ADMIN ABUSE, ADMIN ABUSE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

IM CUMMING

IT NOT EASY BEING GREEN

Whatcha need, chief?

I'm awake, I'm awake

nigger

>oo look at me, ima beautiful little butterfly

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i'm crammed in here tighter than a _______ in a watermelon seed pipe

I just hovered over the pic and saw the second cursor moving and pancaked so I unplugged my network cable but then I realised it was just the image preview true story

BWOUOOUUURRRURRRP

My wife for hire!

Let's make things more interesting, shall we?

Battlecruiser operational

Sacrebleu

I feel... edgy.

*Jerk Jerk Jerk*
Click on someone else!

crush a can for jay owen

You only need to click once fool!

Something cool

based and belchpilled

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What do you want?

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Jay Owen sends his regards

Why the hell would you create me? I cost more and am less useful than any other unit in the game.

The world is a vampire, and so am I.

Blacks make up 13% of the population yet account for over 50% of the crime rate!

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its warcraft i think
based

*BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

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Hitler did nothing wrong

Now what's the next step in your master plan?

>No, don't touch me right there!

What the fuck is this shit?

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Whose bitch is dis?

Have sex

FUUCK IM SO LONELY AND HORNY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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RISE UP

NOT AGAIN!

Alright, lads... so what's your death quote?

Burger king foot lettuce

guess I'll avoid building that unit

Seven six two milimeter
FuCKING NORMIES, REEEEEEE

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I love paws

"Ahem"
FUCK JANNIES

...

1 click: JUST
2 clicks: FUCK
3 clicks: MY SHIT UP

What are you going to do, kill me?

"Despite making up only 13% of the population of Azeroth, Orcs are responsible for 52% of ninja-ing and nearly 40% of griefing"

>Wow it took 3 of you to kill me!

jesus christ a lot of cookie cutter jokes in here

"Arghhh...statistically I was killed by an Orc"

>"I fall into the shadows."

[In bored and disapproving tone, like that of an actual gamer if asked if they enjoyed Bioshock, and who believes the person they are speaking to is too stupid to understand any explanation]
"No."

I PUSH MY FINGER INTO MY

thanks m8

Ready to kill some Jews !

Something me doing?

niggers tongue my anus

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anuses tongue my niggers

"They came... FROM BEHIND!"

This. Also "Right away """"sir"""""."

Captivating...!
...Alluring...
Let me draw closer...
They will be my slave...
Bow before me
I once had a dozen men at my bidding at the same time... Good memories

EVER VIGILANT

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me not that kind of user!

My name is not important. What is important is what I'm going to do... I just fucking hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill. And it's time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

EVEN IN DEATH I STILL SURF

(c) Notim Portant

dude weed

>and I pancaked

Did you at least put maple syrup on them?

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Rogan?

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DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME

I was not the first, but I am the last. A pity...

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Based!
Alright now beat me with a blindfold

Mmm, check please!

Nobody here but us trees!

I REACH FOR THE DARKNESS (hammy)

Just so you know, it may look like "fatal wound" T-shirts that I'm wearing today, but I am not a gay.

"Last in line goes home alone"
"They're all VCs when the bombs explode"
"I've only seen it happen twice....."
".....but both times it was mighty nice"

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around blacks never... relax...

heh...

so this is how it ends?

i expected better, from a wigger

stop bothering me

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I CARRIED AN M-16

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prostagma?

Prostagma?

Don't pick me, I don't wanna do anything.

based

Despite being 13% of the population

Prostagma-mind

I speel my drink!

Prostagmind

Finally...

The time has come and so have I...

borfos!

I serve the Soviet Union

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why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg and my arm... even my fingers... the body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you? I'm the one who got caught up with Cipher. A group above nations... even the US. And I was the parasite below, feeding off Zero's power. They came after you in Cyprus... then Afghanistan... Cipher... just keeps growing. Swallowing everything in it's path. Getting bigger and bigger... Who knows how big now? Boss. I'm gonna make 'em give back our past... take back everything that we've lost. And I won't rest... until we do.

"I will MAKE them buy our game!"
"I am Bethesda's will made manifest!"
"It's not a bug, it's a feature"
"Who's laughing now?"
"See that grave? You can dig it."

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Boobies!

based user

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Remember, its literally your fault if I die.

"I tried, master... I tried."

"Finally"

NOTHINGICOULDDO AND NOW IM DEAD.

Time for... Round 2...

"AH SHIT, you fucking asshole learn to counterpick for once in your goddamn life."

Born to die, paid to fight, time to show our lack or might.

Literally not my fault.

*Autistic Machine Noises*

Shift's over.

Harder, daddy!

"YES, FUCKING FINALLY, RAM ME IN THE ASSHOLE OF MY ENEMY, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

I did it.. for free...

"Help me up, Pa, we'll get them together..."

the land and I are one

I'M WALKIN' HERE!

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Welcome to thugs4less. If it aint broke, we'll break it.

>Click
Ow.

>Click
*last bit of big inhale*
*pause*
*exhaling*: ...What?

>Move
Y-you too!

>Build
*exasperated sigh*

>Attack
Oh god oh jesus ohhh fuck...

>Victory
Holy shit!

>Death
They... took my life, but, they'll never take my-
*loud, sustained gasp and violent death rattle*

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badabing badaboom

"Stop poking me and buy a phone already!"

OP is a faggot

I AM TRASH MAN

High five,death!

Not in the face, please!

Tell her I cheated

*bleh*

buying gf

CAHM AAWWWWHHNNN DOOD RAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGH

"Mein Fuhrer"

i like shorts, they're comfortable and easy to wear!

put me where you want me
worth it...

SEE I TOLD YOU THIS WAS A BAD IDEA

Tell my daughter I love her

Stop touching me!

“Hey, did you know that the Jews are the most oppressed people in the world? I just read it.”

THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DUEL, FOR FUCKS SAKE

We must seize control of the means of production

If this was reddit I would give you gold.

"Put me down in the FBI statistics"

*lazer bear noises*

We literally can’t lose.

I can’t believe we lost

Its time for round 2.

>the entire lord of the rings trilogy soundtrack

>silence

I’m goin ghost

"Fucking heretics."

Blood for the blood god!

It is I, Anonymous, the seeker of lewd

Soul vs soulless

[Call of Duty hitmark sound]
[Quake 3 announcer]: YOU ARE TIED FOR THE LEAD

fucking kek
you meme loving clever piece of shit you

(Talk show intro music)
Announcer: "Welcome back to...Jaina in the morning!"
(crowd applauds)
Jaina: "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
Kim (sounding confused): "Um, yeah..."
Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell her why you're really here?"
Mal (embarrassed): "Well, Kim-cake, I love you but I have something to tell you… uh, I'm a demon."
(crowd mutters)
Crowd member': "Oh boy, he pulled the wool over your eyes!"
Mal: "Actually, more of a… Pit Lord."
Kim: "What? I don't understand."
(crowd starts shouting angrily)
Crowd member: "He's a bum! Throw him out!"
Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office?"
Mal: "Well, I moonlight."

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?

IT’S MA’AM

Aint so bad out here once you get used to it.

Thanks, Daddy.

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BOG MATER

>Mfw ive been playing mordhau and ive seen this so many times recently

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SAY THE WORD

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>That ain't one of your speedruns trannie. Go dilate

"Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, leather clubs two blocks down."

Yes sir.
Yes sir!
YES SIR!
FUCK OFF NIGGER!

"Just point me in the direction of what you want dead." A bit long, but I think it sounds suitably badass.

Alternatively, "You point, I kill."

"cringe"

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Imagine if he yelled at the player like this.

Seven lives for my country!

"Hey asshole, train me a gf why don't you?"
CLEAN...IT UP...JANNY...

Niggers n' ropes

My waifu>your waifu

TRIARII

VELITES

Thank you.

EH, UH, WHAAAHT??