Lobsters in minecraft

Why wouldn't you want them to add something to the game that's actually interesting and actually changes the game in some capacity?

>the first crustacean in minecraft
holy shit wow that would be so amazing

and they would serve no purpose whatsoever

Fishing lvls?

Its cool to have them add stuff like pillagers but we need new animals like lobsters, lizards, fucking alligators in swamps

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They’d be neat. I guess the issue would be finding a use for them that isn’t just another food source.
Maybe make crusty armor that’s better than leather but less than or the same as gold (still pointless)

you now realize minecraft still doesn't have birds

I think they should add cheese as a ingredient into minecraft if lobsters are added into the game.
Think about it. we have potatoes, we could have lobsters, we have cake, and even fish.
With cheese, we could make Cheddar Bay Biscuits™, the oh so famous appetizer from your local Red Lobster™.
It would add such a special flare to minecraft that it simply lacks right now, a cooking expansion of sorts!

Speaking of specials, come down to your local Red Lobster™ and try out our special Cedar-Plank Seafood special! We have three brand new dishes, all served on cedar planks for that authentic ocean faring flair, flavor, and feel.

lobsters would be the worst addition to the game ever since they added hunger mechanics

think about it for a fucking second, lobsters are stupid retard bottom-dwellers

crabs on the other hand are a far superior crustacean

I know right? Imagine the day they add them. Everyone will cry in joy and the world will be united as one. No more wars, no more famine. The lobsters have arrived

>first crustacean in minecraft
this would truly be a historic moment. hope to enjoy this with you bros

This.

Why do they keep adding random shit that doesn't improve minecraft at all? Look, another cooking recipe! Look, another randumb enemy!

Yeah sure just add another pointless redundant mob, that you can keep as a pointless pet, and gives redundant food items. BTW lobster AI now takes up half the server ticks. Great update. Phew what a year am I right guys

chickens and parrots, plus ostriches are on the way
I just want crocodiles

Nice

THEY NEED TO ADD TOMATOES AND CHEESE IN THE GAME WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PIZZA AT

chickens are birds user

i wish the lazy hacks behind minecraft would be a bit more competent. The fact we still didnt have a giant update dedicated to improving stuff like caves, adding mobs, ores, etc is stupid

we had this shit in mods ever since they started coming out

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HOW IS TERRARIA SO MUCH BETTER THAN THIS SHIT GAME IN EVERY SINGLE WAY?

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you must have missed when chickens were added. Also parrots were added somewhat recently, year or two ago

nice

Hytale soon anons

As much as i respect crabs lobsters are more chad. Did you ever compare the crab race in spongebob to larry the fucking lobster?

2D is much easier than 3D
Also Minecraft is built on a foundation of spit and tape, it was never meant to be a real professional game just a little meme project notch was messing with.

>implying chickens are birds

Well, at this point you can add anything to Minecraft and it would not affect the game that much if not at all.

will they ever add dynamic ambient noise? i want to hear wind when i'm in the plains or when i'm high up. i want to hear distant animals when i'm in the forest. i want to hear the dripping water in caves. what the fuck how does this 10 year old game feel SO LIFELESS?

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imagine still playing minecraft vanilla

Oh yeah? Then what do you call this?
Checkmate faggot

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spriting is way harder than making simple blocks though. It had more content when it released than what mc has now

they don't have 4 hands so I don't want them

because coding lobsters would be pretty much only as hard as modifying sheep/pig/cow code and touching up a few things over a cup of coffee.
it'd somehow take them well over a year to actually do though.

thats why since mid-Beta versions pretty much every update has been half-assed block retextures and 1/4 of a feature we already had in a mod.

A human, ofcourse

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So like, I know they are really into potions and such...but I feel like some sort of magic system would work decently well with the game. Maybe you have to enchant sticks or something, but I think you could do some really interesting spells to change up gameplay a lot.

One could be a flash freeze spell, being able to freeze the top layer of water sources similar to the frost walk enchantment that already exists. Maybe being able to sling a fire ball at enemies after charging up for a decent amount of time as to still ensure the usefullness of bows. Hell, lightning strikes, spawning skeletons to fight for you, a spell that could push enemies away from you but deals no damage to them, AOE healling for you and allies (like regeneration splash potions) I mean the possibilities are endless.

Also, I dont know why the devs are trying to make pvp an actual thing in this game. Minecraft is a dogshit game for pvp.

>It had more content when it released than what mc has now
Well yeah, that's actually part of the problem. Minecraft was always a block lego game with barely any progression or RPG elements or complex mechanjcs. To add any of those onto it later in development would fundamentally change the game. Why do that if it absolutely exploded in popularity while it was still a simple toy? The answer is you don't. You don't mess with success. It's easier, more profitable, and safer to just add incremental, inoffensive things to the game slowly over time.

It must suck to be the game director for Minecraft because their hands must be perpetually tied behind their back. They can't implement any real changes without making literal millions of autistic children - and shareholders - screech. You must have to be soulless to work that job for very long

Forget Lobsters, how about adding Ducks and Scorpions? Scorpions in the Desert Biomes to replace spiders. Ducks in temperate or swamp biomes that spawns near rivers and lakes

Mr. Krabs is significantly more chad than larry, who's just a meathead

He's literally a lowkey bazillionaire, he's just a cheapshit. He can literally smell money.

Also, don't you remember the episode where he fought off fucking skeletons in a cemetery just for a hat?

He's also lifted up the entire krusty krab on some occasions.

I also just found out he used to serve in the Navy, so there's that too.

Crabs are still a better crustacean.

Good point but in my opinion lobsters are cooler

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>learn redstone
>game suddenly stops being about comfy farms and huge builds
>becomes about making horrible abominations of maximum efficiency that churn out tens of thousands of items an hour
>play on a server
>need to go thousands of blocks away so people dont steal the hundreds of iron bars, tens of thousands of bamboo and bonemeal that i can produce
>houses are basically small aboveground houses with massive cave systems filled with farms
redstone ruined the purity of this game, debate me

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Maybe use blaze rods or powder to craft the items needed for spells. That’ll make going to the nether a tiny bit more useful.
I also feel that spells could be primarily offensive so potions can still have their supportive roles like speed potions or strength.
The freezing seems cool and the skeleton, fireball, lightning, and knock back sounds cool.
They could also make it so that spells have to charge before using like a pulling back a bow, but it shouldn’t be the same time as the bow and should be slightly shorter timed

dont have to do redstone stuff, a majority of the playerbase doesnt deal with it. Yes you can do some crazy wacky stuff with it, but you have to put a whole lot of time and resources to do some of those crazy huge farms.Red stone is mainly for fun in creative, or for making neat hidden doors in survival. Mass redstone contraptions are just a but pointless aside from the very basic quick farms.

I like to call redstone "autism powder"

the problem is that most redstone farms are now super efficient and compact
a bamboo farm is like 8 redstone powder, an observer and however many pistons you want, 2 buckets of water and a hopper
iron farms are just a room of beds with workstations and villagers that are easily bred, water buckets and a lava blade
people seem to think redstone stuff are these massive big fuckoff devices that need 400iq to make but most stuff can be done in a few minutes with less than a stack's worth of materials and profit in thousands more

*makes every other food source obsolete*

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ya what minecraft needs more of is Content for Gamers.

this and better boss fights is pretty much all i ever wanted.
a more terraria like progression system wouldn't hurt either but that would require a total overhaul and it's simply not happening.

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ya i mean they never added basic features that Doom has to make it so survival has gameplay so it's more of just a FUn Map editor and Redstone Simulator Toy Thing.

please no more progression shit, just improve what is there like making it so that wood tools aren't immediately useless .3 seconds into the game. Terraria's style of progression would be terrible to retrofit on to MC which is primarily about being a sandbox

Yeah lobsters for minecraft baby!

being able to find iron and have all iron tools within 20-30 minutes of playing (often less) is pretty shit.

what about lobstermen?
they could be like the drowned zombie but worse

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yeah, I don't want more tiers or anything that would lock tons of building options out until the end game, I just want them to revamp what is already there. They won't do it though, maybe I'll just make a datapack to do it myself

Yes but only if you can tell me what Yoshi's eggs smell like haha

Worse because they can dance

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So basically lobster is cool funny guy who gets added and we all have a pet lobster and live a happy life

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fuck off

No fuck you stupid pee brain

After shit like caves, combat, and the nether are updated so they aren't so bare bones I would defiantly like Mojhang to start adding more animal mobs, but first they should hire more competent programmers so updates don't take a year

t crab

nice

Anybody else disappointed by the crossbow? Feels like utter shit compared to that one weapons mod.

Simulating the lobster hierarchies would be too difficult.

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to be fair those skeletons just kind stood still, which made me think that it was just some weird fever dream he had

I play vanilla and can't prefer that over a good infinity bow.

>Anybody else disappointed by the [feature]? Feels like utter shit compared to that one [mod]
i mean
yeah

Lobster time baybe!

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thats creb

I can't believe how minecraft is still shit even after these updates

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>want to make a 1x1 piston elevator
>every source complains about how it isn't feasible beyond a few pistons because the mechanism has to grow exponentially in size for every additional piston added
>fug dis, I took a soldering class in highschool, I can think of something
>accidentally make a linearly scaling 1x1 piston elevator
>adding another sticky piston just means I have to add a single 4x3x2 RS latch to the circuit
>haven't told anybody or written anything down
>mfw every time I go up and down my 6 story mountain dungeon with the flick of a switch

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Holy shit lobsters? The game it was always meant to be.

Webm or fake and faggot

Minecraft needs more blocks
>devs add glazed terracotta
Whatever I'll play something else

untrue and homosexual

BOOOORING !! WHERES THE GOOD FACTION PVP SERVERS

>more bloated shit in the game
No.

Faction pvp is kringe

anyway to get pic related in minecraft nowadays?

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Love the new fortnite map

Kinda, but with not much verticality

I BET YOU LIKE PAYING $40 FOR THE BEST WEAPON IN SKYWARS SERVERS

Ok, keep the thread alive please.

Nah i dont play servers. I just like loading up random worlds, finding villages, and wiping out half of the population of villagers.

Any good mods/modpacks to make exploration fun? Enemies, loot, weapons, that kind of stuff?

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are lobsters mermaids to scorpions?

Indeed

Golden carrots > baked potatoes

Any Yea Forums servers up?

Terraria was also built on a foundation of spit and tape because red couldn't code for shit when he initially created it
Also minecraft has a way bigger team

This, when minecraft tried to fix its shit programmer art textures it was met with a fit of autistic screeching and people attacking the artist when they were just some guy hired to try and make the textures fit better with pixel art fundimentals

I do agree that some of the texture changes were questionable, but not to the point of the shitshow that went down

That's not bread.

I want pet lobsters and lobster mounts.
I also want basically the entire Pam's Harvestcraft mod in Minecraft

we have enough near useless passive mobs and food and pets, they barely add anything to gameplay

we need more hostiles with unique attack patterns, or more structures

the most based thread on Yea Forums

this. i cant believe they literally added that popular horse mod and somehow fucked it up. like it was literally done for them and not only did they put in less content they fucked up breeding to the point where it was statistically impossible to breed for better horses so you had to go find new horses and hope they had the color/stats you wanted.

Still waiting, faggot.

It's a building and survival game. If you want a vast variation of furniture play the sims instead

I think the devs should stop adding one-off mobs and a couple cosmetic blocks with their extremely infrequent updates and start giving us bigger, more impactful content updates. I want this game to morph into 3D Terraria instead of floundering as a bad Lego set.

Actually after looking at their release history it seems that’s what they’re doing. Still, fuck lobsters unless they’re part of some big Lobster Update that adds tons of new shit.

Don't try to act like a massive core of the game is autistic home making. Even mojang is basically pushing the game in this direction with how much shit you can get without having to explore or mine now

They just like people doing shit like stair-sign chairs or piston tables, despite them having none of the actual functionality of furniture.

More like two years
And then another year to give them a proper use

>I want this game to morph into 3D Terraria instead of floundering as a bad Lego set.
Fucking this, they have the money, the support and a working base to build a fuckton of features
Fortunately Hytale seems to be just that so hopefully Minecraft will fucking sink into oblivion.

Actually, that'd be cool.
But what I really want are pond and river turtles, crocodiles and sharks in the water.
And grizzly bears in the forests.
Also, boars in the woods, goats in the mountains, and bison in the plains to replace pigs, sheep, and cows, and which can be tamed to became their counterparts, which would drop more stuff when killed.

When are they adding the Aether?

nice

minecraft is a fucking shitty garage game how are you all this invested in something that looks only slightly better than Chips Challenge

How about more arthropods and/or a arthropod boss. Also imagine being able to catch a very rare blue lobster that you can sell for lots of emeralds.

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To make bane of arthropods more useful.*

>lobsters
Heck Yea

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>in every single way
Mods in Terraria are inferior to Mods in Minecraft

>*teleports behind you and kills you before you could even react*

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Zoidberg? ZOIDBERG?

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FLAOT... home...

1.12 custom world gen could do it, shame they removed it in 1.13

Anything would be better than fox & bats.

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BROWN BRICKS

kek

I just make my house first then do redstone stuff. I'm more aesthetic over functionality.

>I'm always down for more mobs, especially if they're actually useful
This. Fuck Pandas. At least foxes can hold fucking swords for you and kick butt when tamed.

It's fun.

i haven't played minecraft since they added horses

I'd like that. What could there be, besides more spiders? Maybe giant beetles which are as strong as an iron golem but only attack if you attack first. They could have a rare drop, so while they aren't really monsters, you'd often want to kill them when you see them, and Bane of Arthropods would be very useful for that.

The ender dragon

No I think before any more entirely new content gets tacked on Mojang needs to go back and finish and flesh out and fix the literal decade of half-finished useless spaghetti bullshit they have thrown into the game.
THEN after that is all fixed they can start thinking about """new""" content, fucking hell.

Just set up a little shop to sell your excess iron bars and such. MumboJumbo recently released a video going over making a Sahara (Hermitcraft server's Amazon basically" that uses a lectern and such.

This. How is a multi-billion dollar game that is literally cubes and flat textures so slow on updates? Why do updates take so long if all they're adding is some retextured villages, differently colored blocks, and some tweaked terrain generation?

good thing you can download any version of minecraft still on PC