wHY THIs nigga alwayus Crying?
WHY THIs nigga alwayus Crying?
Maybe he yawned
Maybe he knows his game is shit.
Yea Forums likes to cry a lot.
Why this nigga white?
because the gameplay is shit
because the game was so emotionally powerful it moved him to tears, something impossible in the typical bing bing game
Because he can't drink while working
Wanna know how i know you haven't played any of the galaxy games? Fuck off ignorant fool.
>being so poor you resort to consolewarring
yikes
because he's a baby in a mans body
Hes stuck inside a gaystation
Because of the black goo
He got disconnected
Homodemons.
Men have feelings and women do not. When men cry, it means something. When women cry, it means they want something. Think about it.
Silent Hill tends to do to people
LET THAT NIGGA CRY
because white people
Norman Reedus is not white.
BING BING 1UP. haha you retards are so easy lol. get exposed
Because Kojima is a tranny.
BECause he stump his pp in a door :/
Did yu kiss it!!!!?
he got his pp got caught in the door :)
;-)
yea. it was in pretty serious shape
He can't have sex
So I'm an IRL friend of Kojima himself and one time he asked me "What is the core idea behind western games" and I've replied "Western devs are all fucking cucks, so I guess cuckold is the core idea of western games".
Instead of taking it as a fucking joke it was he decided to integrate cuckold into his newest game in order to "surpass the great American game makers". The guy cries a little every time a bull fucks his wife, and since she's getting fucked constantly he cries a lot. End of story.
Sorry for ruining the game anons.
Allergies.
why doesnt kojima just make movies at this point? i would watch them, why bother making a game?
Because he has a unique allergy to the BTs, which allows him to sense but not actually see them. The tears are how he senses them.
I wanted one serious answer to this obvious b8, and doesn't cut it.
he only has a baseditch
Why would you want it to be a movie (unless it's because you can't play it)? There are billion directors out there making movies and maybe 3 game directors making big cinematic movie-like games like this, him being the only Japanese one
He's just crying drunk. Give him some water and tell him to sleep it off.
He had a hard life
I was fucking around and I'm onto something? kek la kek
>Why would you want it to be a movie
because his games are just majority cutscenes for 60$, a ticket to the movies is cheaper, so he should do that instead
meme actor for a meme game
If it counts he is listed as an executive producer and writer for the mgs movie in development hell.
thingken of silent hills
He mus be really irish
his penis is stuck in his barn door :D(