WHY DOES THIS SUCK SO HARD

more like YIKES a postmorten RPG amirite fellas?

I'm not the outsider here, tourist.

The lines aren't even that good
Why would you steal that specifically

It sucks

Because the creator is actually a fucking cuck

I know it's a tough question but do you think this could be the worst game of the decade?

Supposed to be foreshadowing, final boss is a pair of intertwining organisms during a period of dimensional shift.

He's right tho, it's clearly an intentional quote

>Turn based combat that lacks the simplicity and natural flow of Dragon Quest and other "light" JRPGs, but also lacks any actual layers like in more intricate RPGs
>Attack minigames take agonizingly long without actually doing significant damage to the targets, nor do they take forever to show off colorful and interesting visuals like in SRW
>Game is trying to bank on references for easy Quirk Points(tm) but cannot nail the landing on any one of them
>Visuals attempt to utilize lowpoly but also have awful texturing
>Music is energetic and "different" without actually having any polish or rhythm to make any of the songs memorable or even thematically appropriate
>Writing is extremely drawn-out and full of some of the most inane prose you will ever read in a video game, such that fucking Golden Sun feels like a pamphlet by comparison
>Characters are about as thin as boiled water and nobody whatsoever has any characteristics that define them beyond snark and unbelievably lame jokes
>Artstyle is atrocious in every single level, and the worst part is that even with these characters who are supposed to be very wonky and weird, they don't have the creativity to actually make the character designs reflect anything in particular
>Can't even nail "Wacky comedic hullabaloo" right since the game defines the word pretentious

For every failing this dumpster fire has, you could be enjoying Lisa: The Painful RPG, which succeeds at everything YIIK cannot get it up to finish.

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