WHY DOES THIS SUCK SO HARD

WHY DOES THIS SUCK SO HARD

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YIIKES

l e m o n a d e

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

The target audience it was designed for consisted of only the dude who made it

Really big brained game

>a post-modern RPG

Made me kek

>Battles have you go through quicktime events in order to do damage, with minimal damage payoff making you spend too much time time even with the weakest enemies. The main real issue that sinked this game. The devs didnt know how to make proper gameplay

>Unnecessary and atrocious voice acting

>The main protagonist spends too much time thinking and talking in "literature mode". Those parts dont even have any gravity to the story whatsoever, they are tedious explanations of obvious stuff or elaborate corny jokes. Theres a reason jrpgs dont have that kind of literature writting.

>The story is just a bland mixture of y2k craze, late 90s nostalgia and weak and annoying main characters that their style is from the 2010. The premises were good to make a great story though but they fucked up

>The music is good for an indie game but overall is painfully average

>The main protagonist(aka the dev's 3d self image) is shamelessy shilling his previous bad game, throws effortlesly some jrpg names in game to show us his inspirations, there are some obscure references like the missing elevator woman, and the director is pretty much butthurt and threw all the blame to gamers that didnt understood his "art" in this game. Also the sjws attacked it because of the ginger word joke

WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING THESE THREADS?

Op is one of the devs that thinks this game has some sort of fanbase in Yea Forums and keeps spamming it

Nah the game generated a dedicated hatedom it's pretty easy to find, I don't think the dev really cares anymore.

He copied from the wrong books

Instead of letting go and moving on, they stick to something that in the end does no one any good.

Because they're talentless hacks that can't write for shit. They gotta copy straight outta someone else's novel.

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Has anyone called them out on this?
Did they respond with the panicked "it's a homage/easter egg"?

It's widely known about, but will people actually do anything? Only time will tell.

they thought of a message behind their game before the gameplay and how said gameplay would convey that message

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Don’t forget about the writing, it’s fucking awful

the devs are shit writers.

not to mention they don't know how to make any sort of decent gameplay

It's most likely the character quoting something as foreshadowing. You guy always complain about the weirdest stuff that's not actually important, legit feels like outsiders coming here to complain.

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more like YIKES a postmorten RPG amirite fellas?

I'm not the outsider here, tourist.

The lines aren't even that good
Why would you steal that specifically

It sucks

Because the creator is actually a fucking cuck

I know it's a tough question but do you think this could be the worst game of the decade?

Supposed to be foreshadowing, final boss is a pair of intertwining organisms during a period of dimensional shift.

He's right tho, it's clearly an intentional quote

>Turn based combat that lacks the simplicity and natural flow of Dragon Quest and other "light" JRPGs, but also lacks any actual layers like in more intricate RPGs
>Attack minigames take agonizingly long without actually doing significant damage to the targets, nor do they take forever to show off colorful and interesting visuals like in SRW
>Game is trying to bank on references for easy Quirk Points(tm) but cannot nail the landing on any one of them
>Visuals attempt to utilize lowpoly but also have awful texturing
>Music is energetic and "different" without actually having any polish or rhythm to make any of the songs memorable or even thematically appropriate
>Writing is extremely drawn-out and full of some of the most inane prose you will ever read in a video game, such that fucking Golden Sun feels like a pamphlet by comparison
>Characters are about as thin as boiled water and nobody whatsoever has any characteristics that define them beyond snark and unbelievably lame jokes
>Artstyle is atrocious in every single level, and the worst part is that even with these characters who are supposed to be very wonky and weird, they don't have the creativity to actually make the character designs reflect anything in particular
>Can't even nail "Wacky comedic hullabaloo" right since the game defines the word pretentious

For every failing this dumpster fire has, you could be enjoying Lisa: The Painful RPG, which succeeds at everything YIIK cannot get it up to finish.

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