I pick Mario in almost every MK game to assert dominance and show everyone why it's called "Mario" Kart. Basically just Toad in disguise.
Which one are you, Yea Forums?
Carson Sanchez
Hunter Scott
>Dry Bones
If he isnt there
>Funky Kong
If he isnt there
>Shy Guy
If he isnt there
>Toad or Dry Bowser (If Dry Bowser isnt there, regular Bowser)
John Flores
>then critiques your driving for the remainder of the race
Who the fuck are you and how do you know who my main is and what I do
Kevin Williams
updated
Charles Ramirez
Hey hey
I just like Tomodachi a whole lot.
All mains are cool unless you're using Funky or Morton exclusively for speed.
Aiden Anderson
I've found that the Rosalinas are usually better than the Baby Rosalinas. You'll never see a B.Rosalina over 10k vr.
Dominic Richardson
Am Dry Bones & Shy Guy main
Damn it's kinda accurate
Levi Ward
The "I skipped Mario Kart Wii" one.
I played as Luigi in 8 though, and im contrarian like a clockwork. And being a contrarian i have no issue admitting im a contrarian because doing so is contrarian.
Need to add "or a minmaxing Speedrunning Autist" to Funky and Daisy, i say this because being a contrarian i must take a opposing stance somehow.
Nicholas Bennett
>mfw shy guy main
>mfw I have no face
Pretty accurate. I’ve always liked playing light characters like toad and baby mario in past games. Maining shy guy in 8D has been great though.