Which one are you, Yea Forums?
Which one are you, Yea Forums?
Austin Fisher
Bentley Mitchell
>tfw genuinely have Daisy as waifu since SML on gameboy but people think i am an ironic memer
Daniel Myers
I'm Yoshi, and the description roughly fits me, though I don't really have the friends to show that now
Sebastian Richardson
birdo
Kayden Foster
Dankey Kong.
Mason Butler
If this is true then everyone would pick Daisy 100% of the time.
Jordan Kelly
Mario Kart Wii is zoomer shit, play something better
Angel Thomas
Go away, Golden Sun fanboy.
Cameron Powell
Diddy Kong
>Places bananas on every boost pad and ramp
>smiles silently and never responds when the inevitable “who the fuck put a banana there?!” Gets yelled out
>really want the giant peel from double dash to return
Accurate
Jose Green
>I-ITS ZOOMER S-SO ITS BAD!! AM I COOL Yea Forums???
Owen Young
I usually play Donkey Dong, not because of the stoner shit but because i make retarted ape noises while driving. It's pretty faggy but it's fun
(you)
Nicholas Rodriguez
>MY GUY COOL YOUR GUY BAD
I hate these kind of pictures and I am a fucking wario player.
Hunter Powell
Why do gay people love Yoshi so much?
Jacob Miller
You know exactly why haha
Landon Stewart
>It's pretty faggy
Agreed.
Aaron Perez
koopa, bowser jr, baby mario, yoshi, and dry bones were me 10 years ago
John Harris
Golden Sun is zoomer shit too
Josiah Morris
I haven't fapped during a race
Luke Hughes
>Rosalina
Yep, that's me.
Juan Ward
>Was Birdo's partner in MK Double Dash
>Will put a lot of things in mouth
>All Yoshis lay eggs
>Despite being a dinosaur, looks innocent & cute
>Allows a fat, hairy italian man to ride him
Carson Sanchez
I pick Mario in almost every MK game to assert dominance and show everyone why it's called "Mario" Kart. Basically just Toad in disguise.
Hunter Scott
>Dry Bones
If he isnt there
>Funky Kong
If he isnt there
>Shy Guy
If he isnt there
>Toad or Dry Bowser (If Dry Bowser isnt there, regular Bowser)
John Flores
>then critiques your driving for the remainder of the race
Who the fuck are you and how do you know who my main is and what I do
Kevin Williams
updated
Charles Ramirez
Hey hey
I just like Tomodachi a whole lot.
All mains are cool unless you're using Funky or Morton exclusively for speed.
Aiden Anderson
I've found that the Rosalinas are usually better than the Baby Rosalinas. You'll never see a B.Rosalina over 10k vr.
Dominic Richardson
Am Dry Bones & Shy Guy main
Damn it's kinda accurate
Levi Ward
The "I skipped Mario Kart Wii" one.
I played as Luigi in 8 though, and im contrarian like a clockwork. And being a contrarian i have no issue admitting im a contrarian because doing so is contrarian.
Need to add "or a minmaxing Speedrunning Autist" to Funky and Daisy, i say this because being a contrarian i must take a opposing stance somehow.
Nicholas Bennett
>mfw shy guy main
>mfw I have no face
Pretty accurate. I’ve always liked playing light characters like toad and baby mario in past games. Maining shy guy in 8D has been great though.