>go to meet Yea Forums user irl
>he's a qt twink boy
>invite him over to play some games
>instead of playing some games I fuck him in the ass instead
Go to meet Yea Forums user irl
William Fisher
Nathaniel Fisher
>>go to meet Yea Forums user irl
fucking lmfaooooo what are you thinking user
Josiah Miller
>>go to meet Yea Forums user irl
why in fucks name would this ever be a good idea.
Julian Mitchell
why not just go for a brofist
Grayson King
>Yea Forums meetup
impossible, all the people worth talking to are too busy wallowing in their basements
don't care about the normgroids straight outta r/greentext
Cameron Wood
thats gay you do the universal slap and knucklebump thing
Joseph Reyes
i bet he still shitposts knowing you filled his ass
Connor Ramirez
In Hispanic countries, hugging someone you just met is not weird if you're excited to meet that person. Of course, being a creepy fucking literal faggot from Yea Forums surely means your hugs would be beyond awkwardly weird, but anyway.
Best part about that is that you can often hug cute women slightly or kiss their cheek as a greeting and it isn't creepy or weird so long as you maintain a neutral expression or reaction and show you're pleased to meet them in a polite way.
Leo Parker
>not holding each others dicks
fags
Adrian Kelly
He just likes you.