>go to meet Yea Forums user irl
>i go for handshake
>he goes for hug
Go to meet Yea Forums user irl
It isn't rape get over it.
>i go for handshake
For what purpose?
i didn't tell you the rest...
I wish I was hugged by a boy...
>shaking hands with a Yea Forumsirgin
i bet you guys don't even wash your hands after fapping i know i don't/spoiler]
I go for a kiss usually
I wish hugging people was more normal, I'm overflowing with the desire to give people I like hugs.
Being so trapped in this world and finally meet a bro. I would go for a hug too.
Hold me, bros...
I'm listening
>go to meet Yea Forums user irl
>he's a qt twink boy
>invite him over to play some games
>instead of playing some games I fuck him in the ass instead
>>go to meet Yea Forums user irl
fucking lmfaooooo what are you thinking user
>>go to meet Yea Forums user irl
why in fucks name would this ever be a good idea.
why not just go for a brofist
>Yea Forums meetup
impossible, all the people worth talking to are too busy wallowing in their basements
don't care about the normgroids straight outta r/greentext
thats gay you do the universal slap and knucklebump thing
i bet he still shitposts knowing you filled his ass
In Hispanic countries, hugging someone you just met is not weird if you're excited to meet that person. Of course, being a creepy fucking literal faggot from Yea Forums surely means your hugs would be beyond awkwardly weird, but anyway.
Best part about that is that you can often hug cute women slightly or kiss their cheek as a greeting and it isn't creepy or weird so long as you maintain a neutral expression or reaction and show you're pleased to meet them in a polite way.
>not holding each others dicks
fags
He just likes you.
just feel lucky you're not trapped in a cage under his bed being force fed estrogen
>lingers
>he reaches for my crotch
That seems a bit dangerous with someone you've just met. At least ease in a few fingers first.