Describe the plot of FFXII

Yeah, eventually there's plains, caves, jungles, snowy mountains, a tropical coast, ancient ruins, stuff like that.

Deserts of various colors then? Ok, thanks.

Someone your character has never met has a piece of irrelevant storyline with another distant character. Then all story goes to radio silence as you run across multiple deserts for a few hours, then maybe a boss will show up for you to kill in one mega limit break combo
Repeat for 60 hours until some fucking guy become the last boss because he looks like sephiroth sorta the end

A whole lot of who gives a shit with personak stories for ugly characters. The only cool looking character is a flaming homo and the main character isn't the main character but sure likes to act like he is...

Star Wars but in a dungeon.

"We told the art team that we were doing LotR and the story team that we were doing the Star Wars Prequels."

>meddling gods leave
except the goddamn heretic venat, who meddles with man

>You never get a Bangaa party member
But you do. In the Sequel.

I'm like 8 hours in, when does Vaan stop being an absolute retard. Balthier tells him to keep a low profile and "no names", the first thing he does is introduce Basch, the man who was framed for regicide and should have been executed, to a random stranger.

No one even remembers that shit existed