GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING, arschlöcher! Just giving your daily reminder we're another day closer to Richtofen (yes, THE Richtofen from the incredibly popular FPS series Call of Duty) getting confirmed in the biggest gaming extravaganza that is Nintendo's Super Smash Bros Ultimate! Make sure you grab your Ray Guns and guzzle down your Juggernog for the upcoming Fighter Pass when our hero Richtofen and the Primis crew make their mark on destiny!
>B-but the leaks said Doomguy would be the FPS rep
Oh no no, Anonmyous. You really think that the talented Masahiro Sakurai would deny himself the opportunity to work with a cultural landmark series like Call of Duty? Unlike Doom, CoD is beloved all across the world, it is the single most popular FPS of all time as well as most influential. No one outside of the US cares about boomer shooters.
>b-but Banjo and Scorpion would be better Western reps, e-everyone knows who they are
I barely know who these people are, unlike Richtofen (or any CoD character desu) which has people from toddlers to old men like me quickly recognizing it! The franchise is a staple of the American entertainment history! Now I don't know about vergebens or whoever this MasterOfHyrule is but I can guarantee to you that you just can't trust everything you read on the internet! As far as I know it could be a scheme by Dr. Monty or the Shadowman to get you all stuck in a loop.
See you fellow CoDchads this E3
Reach for Juggernog tonight!
