Why did Kojima have Meryl get with the virgin Johnny instead of the chad Solid Snake...

Snake told her that he was too far gone. He even said so again on 4 in which you can tell she still had the hots for him. Anything between them wouldn't work out.

>the camera mechanic
I nutted too much

How do I become as chad as otacon? Do I have to watch anime?

You need to start young and cuck your old man with your hot stepmom. Then after he wheels himself into the pool do you know that you're on the path to greatness.

not just one. Multiple animes.
Seriously though he was passionate about things (mechs). Are you passionate about something? Women hate sad lonely dweebs that reek of death and boredom

>Solid Snake
>Protects and serves thousands for no good benefit to himself

>Big Boss
>Ruins thousands of lives for no good goddamn reason

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I'm passionate about being as comfy as possible. I have a decent career but only am in it for the money.

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Ill take that as no