Is this game any good?
Is this game any good?
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God I want to fuck her till I legit run out of cum forever
@ the celestial ball atm. wonder if you can invite meru. if not ill go with penny ofc. whats with the overwhelming amounts of niggers, that muslim hijab whore added as friend and why does 99% of the users generated in house race cup events are niggers?
no it is just wafiufags
its mobile so no
The story? It's OK, made better by Merula.
The actual "game" portion? Holy fuck, no.
>game
user, it's a cartoon. it's not real. get a grip on reality
But I NEED it, or I may go blind
>mobileshit
how did this get big on Yea Forums of all places?
Harry Potter is simple fun, the game's low effort and can be cheated easily, and it has a cute witch. It's not hard to figure out.
No, it's very bad.
Don't start with this garbage, homo. Ten minutes later it's trap and cuckshit.
no but merula is a qt
you can invite her, there's also a dating side quest coming soon and she'll be an option
Did they not realize how perfect a waifu they'd created?
>AAHHH FUCK ME FUCK ME
She was shilled day 1 as a future cumdump
/vg/s all play it on emulators
They nailed it, then.
Can you fuck her yet?
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN
AND IT HURTS INSIDE
Are hufflepuffs flamboyant in canon?
The game implies you slept with your ball date.
DIOS MIO, NO SENOR NO POR FAVOR, YO ONIONS LUPITA LA CAMERISTA, TU ESPOSA DONDE ERES?
I want trap Merula to cuck me!
Lemme guess, it was a side quest and the main quest goes on as if nothing happened
It was a side quest, but there have been references in the main story.
it doesn't though
t. doesn't play the game
Post it
I played the ball quest when it came out and there was no reference to it whatsoever, post a screenshot if you can prove me wrong
post proof you play the game
Hey Yea Forums
WURGH
did this garbage finish yet?
my emulator stoppe working after year 3 and i'm not gonna bother clicking through all that shit again
Still on Year 5, getting ready for very important Merula updates
Also there's a good version of the autoclicker now
no, year 5 has been going on for fucking ever, also they've been retroactively adding side quests to the previous years and fucking with the continuity since they realized the previous years were too short
you'll be able to hold hands with her soon
You forgot to mention you can tell her you fancy her.
Game got pretty boring. I just quit, it's not worth the Merula dating when somebody else can post it.
>I'd rather watch another man cum inside Merula
thoughts?
>Not posting superior version
Any game that has microtransaction is inherently garbage.
I need it
Hufflechad reporting in.
Where we at bros?
>literal visions from the future
>not fucking everything up by letting you see it
future vision needs to go and stay go, i hate all the monkey paw shit humans put in everything
Are you excited to date your fellow hufflepuff Penny Haywood?
hell yeah hufflebro.
what did MC mean by this?
>game keeps trying to get me to declare fancy for that bird kid
Fuck off, I already told Penny I want her
>he thinks I'm a huffleshit
>talking about about my house
I bet you're a snakecuck
>snakes live in his head rent free
one more try, bubby
>Your future life is a telenovela
>You are hooked and can't wait for the next Divination class to see the next episode
birdbitch?
Actually I lied, it was snake house lmao
Which Hogwarts Mystery girl takes the biggest dumps?
Asking for a friend, haha.
Liz
>not posting the superior superior version
Facial hair is gross and cringe.
I finally found it, so this is where this image originates from...
Well lads, do you fit it?
I wish there was more Merula porn
Yeah
It's extremely tedious even when you hack everything. Only people desperate for cute bully-girl characters need apply.
Literally me except large eyes
Merula porn is the bulk of Hogwarts Mystery porn though. If anything the other girls need their fair shake.
Crimson
You're right, everyone has been begging for more Ismelda porn.
There are exceptions but many of those 'quirky' seem to fall into that house
I wouldn't mind that to be honest
i just realized that cloud around her is her stink.
I have
Where's the porn then?
I don't know
fpbp
Which fanfic is worse? Hogwarts Mystery, or Methods of Rationality?
god Merula looks so hot in her ball dress, I want to rip it off her so bad
gimme the quick rundown on Methods of Rationality, I always see it mentioned but never bothered checking it out
The only thing it's good at is putting you to sleep, likely due to being based off one of the dullest franchises in the history of dull movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
yeah but merula is qt
Starts off as a what if story, in this case what if Harry was raised by a scientifically minded family and tried to use the scientific method to get a handle on magic.
It very swiftly goes off the rails and reveals it's actually the author's OC, and has pretty much fuck all to do with the setting outside the names.
It's a case where the author really ought to have just gone the extra mile, scrapped the fanfic entirely and written his own book ala fifty shades.
That tier list is bullshit
Clifford being in mid tier is criminal
this
Clifford should obviously be God-tier
spread the word, merula lives
This bitch looks like an IMVU avatar from 2004
Has anything actually happened since the celestial ball?
What if Merula used magic to increase her bust size? ha ha
Would be pretty funny ha ha.
Took her out for sandwiches, the two of you tag team duelled a troll.
What if she used magic to increase her clit size and fucked Penny haha
Any cute moments?
Several.
She worries
Did anyone ever make a SFM model of her? Honestly that's all anyone needs.
Not SFM.
>SFM
SFM A SHIT
there's a fully rigged nude model for blender but it hasn't been converted for SFM yet as far as I know
mega.nz
Is that supposed to be water?
Will they ever update the models or is everyone stuck as a child forever?
Blender only, nerd
I think we only have 1 (one) animation with nude model.
>Everyone is forgetting the best model of her
>shadrula
No, not that one.
What a crazy idea hahahahaha
No you retard.
>Skudbutt model
Give me the real Merula or no Merula at all.
no, just download the nudey blender models of her instead and have fun with that
>not posting the colored version.
LMAO I love you every time
>Hating on that perfection
Wheres that hacked apk? I changed my phone and never bothered to redownload everything
I really didn't expect the gender reveal twist.
Nah bro, she's swimming in my cum/spoiler]
>perfection
gamelet and homo detected
Doing god's work, user
Fake and gay, the uncensored art doesn't have a dick
here you go lad
The face is different and if the face is different then it's not perfection i.e. Merula
The skudbutt model was literally based on shadman's shit you homo.
tfw I made these in the original thread and people actually saved them.
Feel free to post it retardo
Nah, I don't want my tv stolen.
Literally, figuratively, metaphorically gay.
I'm impressed by how this shitty mobile game still gets threads on Yea Forums, even a general on /vg/ mostly to the mobile game alone, when we got a leak for a giant HP RPG game we always wanted.
Fuck off skuddbutt.
What the fuck are we supposed to talk about in relation to the supposed leaked RPG? What hasn't been said already? Fucking retard.
The leak has zero information on it. We don't even know if that was just a proof of concept video being pitched for a platform to pick up or a tease for a game that's already found a home to launch from.
open it
Five (5) cute facts about Merula
Before the /scp/ general imploded from retarded tripfags and children
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>God I want to fuck that child till I legit run out of cum forever
ftfy
>18
>Child
>mid 40s
>child
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HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK DO I PLAY THIS SHIT WITHOUT WAITING HOURS FOR MY ENERGY TO REFILL
I AM SICK OF IT WHERE THE FUCK IS THE INFINITE ENERGY MOD
There's a guide to hacking it in the /vg/ OP
Thanks much my friend