Is this game any good?

Harry Potter is simple fun, the game's low effort and can be cheated easily, and it has a cute witch. It's not hard to figure out.

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No, it's very bad.

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Don't start with this garbage, homo. Ten minutes later it's trap and cuckshit.

no but merula is a qt

you can invite her, there's also a dating side quest coming soon and she'll be an option

Did they not realize how perfect a waifu they'd created?

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>AAHHH FUCK ME FUCK ME

She was shilled day 1 as a future cumdump

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/vg/s all play it on emulators

They nailed it, then.

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Can you fuck her yet?

WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN
AND IT HURTS INSIDE

Are hufflepuffs flamboyant in canon?

The game implies you slept with your ball date.

DIOS MIO, NO SENOR NO POR FAVOR, YO ONIONS LUPITA LA CAMERISTA, TU ESPOSA DONDE ERES?

I want trap Merula to cuck me!

Lemme guess, it was a side quest and the main quest goes on as if nothing happened

It was a side quest, but there have been references in the main story.

it doesn't though

t. doesn't play the game

Post it

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I played the ball quest when it came out and there was no reference to it whatsoever, post a screenshot if you can prove me wrong

post proof you play the game

Hey Yea Forums
WURGH

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did this garbage finish yet?

my emulator stoppe working after year 3 and i'm not gonna bother clicking through all that shit again

Still on Year 5, getting ready for very important Merula updates
Also there's a good version of the autoclicker now

no, year 5 has been going on for fucking ever, also they've been retroactively adding side quests to the previous years and fucking with the continuity since they realized the previous years were too short

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you'll be able to hold hands with her soon

You forgot to mention you can tell her you fancy her.

Game got pretty boring. I just quit, it's not worth the Merula dating when somebody else can post it.

>I'd rather watch another man cum inside Merula

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thoughts?

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>Not posting superior version

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Any game that has microtransaction is inherently garbage.

I need it

Hufflechad reporting in.
Where we at bros?

>literal visions from the future
>not fucking everything up by letting you see it
future vision needs to go and stay go, i hate all the monkey paw shit humans put in everything

Are you excited to date your fellow hufflepuff Penny Haywood?

hell yeah hufflebro.

what did MC mean by this?

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>game keeps trying to get me to declare fancy for that bird kid
Fuck off, I already told Penny I want her

>he thinks I'm a huffleshit

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>talking about about my house
I bet you're a snakecuck

>snakes live in his head rent free
one more try, bubby

>Your future life is a telenovela
>You are hooked and can't wait for the next Divination class to see the next episode

birdbitch?

Actually I lied, it was snake house lmao

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Which Hogwarts Mystery girl takes the biggest dumps?
Asking for a friend, haha.

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Liz

>not posting the superior superior version

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Facial hair is gross and cringe.

I finally found it, so this is where this image originates from...
Well lads, do you fit it?

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I wish there was more Merula porn

Yeah

It's extremely tedious even when you hack everything. Only people desperate for cute bully-girl characters need apply.

Literally me except large eyes

Merula porn is the bulk of Hogwarts Mystery porn though. If anything the other girls need their fair shake.

Crimson

You're right, everyone has been begging for more Ismelda porn.

There are exceptions but many of those 'quirky' seem to fall into that house

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I wouldn't mind that to be honest

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i just realized that cloud around her is her stink.

I have

Where's the porn then?

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I don't know

fpbp

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Which fanfic is worse? Hogwarts Mystery, or Methods of Rationality?

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god Merula looks so hot in her ball dress, I want to rip it off her so bad

gimme the quick rundown on Methods of Rationality, I always see it mentioned but never bothered checking it out

The only thing it's good at is putting you to sleep, likely due to being based off one of the dullest franchises in the history of dull movie franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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yeah but merula is qt

Starts off as a what if story, in this case what if Harry was raised by a scientifically minded family and tried to use the scientific method to get a handle on magic.
It very swiftly goes off the rails and reveals it's actually the author's OC, and has pretty much fuck all to do with the setting outside the names.
It's a case where the author really ought to have just gone the extra mile, scrapped the fanfic entirely and written his own book ala fifty shades.

That tier list is bullshit

Clifford being in mid tier is criminal

this
Clifford should obviously be God-tier

spread the word, merula lives

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This bitch looks like an IMVU avatar from 2004

Has anything actually happened since the celestial ball?

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What if Merula used magic to increase her bust size? ha ha
Would be pretty funny ha ha.

Took her out for sandwiches, the two of you tag team duelled a troll.

What if she used magic to increase her clit size and fucked Penny haha

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Any cute moments?

Several.

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She worries

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Did anyone ever make a SFM model of her? Honestly that's all anyone needs.

Not SFM.

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>SFM
SFM A SHIT

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there's a fully rigged nude model for blender but it hasn't been converted for SFM yet as far as I know
mega.nz/#F!sMQSwY6C!_qJGnRfM9A8zbJkzFfPFww

Is that supposed to be water?

Will they ever update the models or is everyone stuck as a child forever?

Blender only, nerd

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I think we only have 1 (one) animation with nude model.

>Everyone is forgetting the best model of her

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>shadrula

No, not that one.

What a crazy idea hahahahaha

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No you retard.

>Skudbutt model
Give me the real Merula or no Merula at all.

no, just download the nudey blender models of her instead and have fun with that

>not posting the colored version.

LMAO I love you every time

>Hating on that perfection

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Wheres that hacked apk? I changed my phone and never bothered to redownload everything

I really didn't expect the gender reveal twist.

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Nah bro, she's swimming in my cum/spoiler]

>perfection
gamelet and homo detected

Doing god's work, user

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Fake and gay, the uncensored art doesn't have a dick

here you go lad

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The face is different and if the face is different then it's not perfection i.e. Merula

The skudbutt model was literally based on shadman's shit you homo.

tfw I made these in the original thread and people actually saved them.

Feel free to post it retardo

Nah, I don't want my tv stolen.

Literally, figuratively, metaphorically gay.

I'm impressed by how this shitty mobile game still gets threads on Yea Forums, even a general on /vg/ mostly to the mobile game alone, when we got a leak for a giant HP RPG game we always wanted.

Fuck off skuddbutt.

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What the fuck are we supposed to talk about in relation to the supposed leaked RPG? What hasn't been said already? Fucking retard.

The leak has zero information on it. We don't even know if that was just a proof of concept video being pitched for a platform to pick up or a tease for a game that's already found a home to launch from.

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open it

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Five (5) cute facts about Merula
Before the /scp/ general imploded from retarded tripfags and children
streamable.com/3nd9p

>God I want to fuck that child till I legit run out of cum forever
ftfy

>18
>Child

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>mid 40s
>child

...

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HOW IN THE NAME OF FUCK DO I PLAY THIS SHIT WITHOUT WAITING HOURS FOR MY ENERGY TO REFILL

I AM SICK OF IT WHERE THE FUCK IS THE INFINITE ENERGY MOD

There's a guide to hacking it in the /vg/ OP

Thanks much my friend

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