*steals your tech*
*steals your tech*
Charles White
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Samuel Bell
Can I steal her viginity?
Juan Brooks
Carter Rivera
filthy gyspy.. time to teach you a lesson stupid bitch!!
Mason Gonzalez
i got her sweet quarian ass in return so it's ok
Bentley Brooks
We need to establish "contact" with that life form
Mason Young
>your tech
You mean the CERBERUS ship built using nothing but stolen tech?
Anthony Ward
heh heh heh
Christian Lee
>no krogan romance
John Martin
Even trade I say.
Logan Collins
Zachary Gonzalez
More like litres of semen
Gabriel Rivera
It would have been SO GOOD
Aiden Cruz
Ew
Gabriel Adams
Interesting, please tell me more.
Jordan Reed
>s-stop staring, user and come dance with me already!
Jacob Nguyen
Gabriel Cook
Ian Bell
Parker Green
Would prefer that to the photoshopped stockphoto we got.
Ayden Walker
John Campbell
Pretty amazing how i played ME1-2 like 5 times each and never fucked an Alien.
I must be the only one.
Hunter Foster
Don't remind me
Ian Ross
Dominic Baker
>ywn have a space gypsie gf to cuddle and nearly kill with your chad human germs
Juan Reyes
God I wish quarians were real.
Grayson Cruz
Michael Sullivan
This site is a TEASE
Cameron Brooks
I want to be between her purple cheeks
Grayson Taylor
Check these dubs
Jeremiah Diaz
woha settle down there, ant man
Oliver Russell
GOD
Nicholas Reyes
I want to be between her cheeks at regular size though
Jace Smith
i dont think thats possible with her being still alive, user
Liam Thomas
Based
Fuck the normies
Landon Collins
*steals your anal virginity*
Andrew Jenkins
>be Turian engineer
>invent revolutionary stealth drive core, so proud you name it after yourself
>top brass want to suck human cock for some reason so they make construction of the ship a joint project, give it to the chimp alliance as a gift
>few years later, human anti-xeno terrorists have a nearly 1:1 model of the ship complete with your drive core tech
Adam Peterson
>your drive core tech
This doesn't look like your drive core, joyboy
Wyatt Martinez
God I miss Tali. I hope that some day we'll get a multiple game spanning story with characters like the ME Trilogy again.
Dominic Rogers
I want to be between her cheeks at tiny size.
Robert Stewart
I want my dick between her cheeks then
Nathaniel Long
well you might as well be antman then
Elijah Wright
Would fuck alot
Nolan Morales
Would have liked her more raptor-like
Leo Brown
God i hate talimancers.
Most cringy and obnoxious waifu fags ever
Juan Collins
Said by someone with no real experience of waifu faggotry
Kayden Gutierrez
Whatever it takes
Jeremiah Kelly
>steals
I mean I literally told her to look at Normandy 2's stuff all she wanted because fuck Cerberus though?
FUCK that cunt Han Gerrel though, were it not for me being a moralfag he would've been 90% of the reason the gypsies were getting exterminated
also friendly reminder that the only Romance which doesn't have a happy ending is the fucking Black Man, who leaves you and knocks up some other bitch in the span of six months and then complains "I couldn't wait forever".
Which when you think about it is hilarious
Aaron Hernandez
It'd probably be the safest way to avoid giving her an infection.
Logan Nguyen
>Han Gerrel
While Gerrel is a shitty person, him and the rest on the quarian admirals are well done characters. He seems like a super cool dude in 2, while Koris seems like an absolute douchebag. Then it's the opposite in 3 and a lot of people complained that they "changed the characters." But they didn't, it just so happened that the side of quarian politics you are supporting in the two games is different. The admirals stay consistent, but they are at odds at you when what you are trying to accomplish clashes with what they are trying to accomplish.
John Harris
Is also like her to step on me at that size too
Jose Bennett
>studio-pirrate quarian story still not leaked
ffffack
Ryan Lee
even in 2 if you pick the right dialogue choices it's clear Koris isn't as much of a cunt as he initially acts.
Gerrel didn't really switch personalities per se, except
>firing on the fucking flagship while we're all still aboard
>wants to order us around because he thinks he's king gypsie
are where it's different, though the second one isn't shocking when you think about it.
Chase Wood
Yeah, Koris doesn't actually seem like too much of a bad guy if you actually talk to him during Tali's loyalty mission. And while you could say that Gerrel acts "different" in 3, it's not necessarily out of character. I can easily see a zealous, warhawk politician taking what he sees as a golden opportunity against the enemies even if it risks the lives of some important people. Is it stupid? Fuck yes, but maybe Gerrel is just a stupid guy.
Kayden Bailey
>Is it stupid? Fuck yes, but maybe Gerrel is just a stupid guy.
yeah I should clarify I basically believed it was just Gerrel being Gerrel, it was a matter of differing circumstances. my main point was just his cuntery would've made me side with the Geth were I not a moralfag who went down the peace route.
Carter Green
And that's probably precisely why they put that into the story. They probably thought that Tali made the quarians look too good. They kinda overdid it though imo.
Anthony Baker
Improvement over the shitty 10 minute photoshop pic Bioware did.
Luis Johnson
I want to rub Tali’s feet
Noah Roberts
>uploads programs into your suit to simulate viral infections
>actives nerve stim pro
>removes safety protocols
Christopher Lewis
My first playthrough of ME3, I didnt have enough reputation to talk the quarians down. I initially sided with them, but hearing legion beg and remembering everything those fucking gypsies were doing made me kill them all. Then I had to watch Tali kill herself. I was fucking devastated. As soon as I finished the game, I replayed it to make sure I could save Tali. Fuck Gerral man. I didnt want those feels.
Colton Myers
just like how Bioware stole a stock photo on google to reveal her face.
Alexander Gomez
That was utter bullshit, but what WOULD fans have wanted her to look like? Twi'lek vaguely related.
Connor Price
Alexander Hall
>only enjoy playing femshep
>all the good girl only want dick
fuck, at least (you) is also one of the best girls
James Howard
I would be extremely cautiously optimistic, but I'm sure I'd still end up being disappointed
Daniel Scott
I mean the exposition on Quarian history revealing how they went full retard police state over the Geth already did that, Gerrel was just a bit of overkill, although it does make sense
Oliver Davis
No joke, Andromeda was everything I would've asked them for in a ME sequel. And they still managed to make it terrible.
The studios gone, Jim. Get over it.
Joshua Clark
It's still a better reaction than if they'd announce Andromeda 2, though.
Adrian Rivera
Tali would have pubes, where's the pubes?
Juan Ramirez
I wish they had slightly humanized the Quarian's side in the whole "Geth gaining sentience thing" because honestly their reaction to it makes sense. No matter how they reacted, Quarian society was fucked once that Geth became self-aware.
John Sanders
basically this.
I mean the fact DA4 development had a game pretty much what fans expected and wanted only to get scrapped for some unknown plot, and now including some form of "vidya as a service" means I'd expect any new Mass Effect will get that treatment.
Bioware is fucked being a part of EA in that regard, since that sort of shit is what pisses off what remains of their original fans (or even those who might give them a second shot) but EA basically wants to force all their games to include it
David Johnson
If they announced Andromeda 2 I would just laugh. There's such a slim chance it would be good because it would have to continue with what they set up in Andromeda.
IMO their best bet is to completely start fresh and make a smaller scale prequel story in the Milky Way.
John Lee
I'm an optimist. I'd rather them make a new game in the solar system where you're an undercover cop on the citadel and need to find a druglord or something fucked up. To do so you gotta build relationships with people and it plays into LA Noire or Animal Crossing and stuff. You could pick your race too.
Julian Cox
>DA4 development had a game pretty much what fans expected and wanted only to get scrapped for some unknown plot, and now including some form of "vidya as a service"
Fuck, I didn't hear about that. EA is such fucking trash.
Benjamin Walker
oh god she spilled mayo on herself, she can't have mayo, shes dying, oh god oh god
Lucas Hernandez
>what WOULD fans have wanted her to look like?
Anything but a google photo. That was the most disappointing thing in ME3 to me. Why the fuck a company like Bioware would use a stock photo?
David Cooper
>No matter how they reacted, Quarian society was fucked once that Geth became self-aware.
It really wasn't, yes it would've severely changed their society, seeing as how they'd have to adjust to the fact their robots are no longer going to fulfill all the slave tier jobs for nothing. But they could've adjusted without purging them all.
David Martin
>Starfox put on the backburner
>Mass Effect in jeapordy
Why must space operas suffer?
Caleb Allen
not only that, but they used some random deviant art picture for the background of the old man and little kid speech, and the little kid was a shrunken down normal human male model when they had a kid model in the game already
Logan Gray
kotaku unironically has two good articles about anthems development and DA4
kotaku.com
I'll post the bit about what DA4 was going to be if you aren't willing to read it all
>You’d play as a group of spies in Tevinter Imperium, a wizard-ruled country on the north end of Dragon Age’s main continent, Thedas. The goal was to focus as much as possible on choice and consequence, with smaller areas and fewer fetch quests than Dragon Age: Inquisition. (In other words, they wanted Joplin to be the opposite of the Hinterlands.) There was an emphasis on “repeat play,” one developer said, noting that they wanted to make areas that changed over time and missions that branched in interesting ways based on your decisions, to the point where you could even get “non-standard game overs” if you followed certain paths.
>A large chunk of Joplin would center on heists. The developers talked about building systemic narrative mechanics, allowing the player to perform actions like persuading or extorting guards without the writers having to hand-craft every scene. It was all very ambitious and very early, and would have no doubt changed drastically once Joplin entered production, but members of the team say they were thrilled about the possibilities.
Sebastian Garcia
You forgot the fact that the Quarians were developing the Geth illegally and that the Council was under the belief that the Geth weren't AI. They would have been harshly penalized by the Council (which still happened, so not murdering the Geth still would have been smarter)
Liam Scott
But at least you wouldn't outright roast them. In the extreme off chance that it does deliver on its promise, what then?
There's a twenty year interval between the introduction of humanity in the council space to the events of ME1. There is nothing of interest going on. Also, it relies on Bioware introducing new characters that are worth a shit. Extremely unlikely. Which is why it isn't an option.
Xavier Nguyen
The entire ending was supposed to be a strategy thing where you divert your resources you've acquired how you wanted. BUUUUT Casey Hudson decided "fuck that" and in 5 minutes scrapped it for what we got originally. I'm serious.
Jeremiah Reed
God, this thread makes me nostalgic. Tali used to be the most beloved girl on this board.
Kayden Gomez
That sounds like it could have been pretty cool (except maybe the bad ends, never been a fan of those.)
Shame that they got fucked over.
Nathaniel Powell
>There's a twenty year interval between the introduction of humanity in the council space to the events of ME1.
It could have happened literally a year or two before ME1. In fact, it easily could have taken place during ME1. It shouldn't be some huge galactic event, it should be about some group of smugglers or something.
Nolan Bennett
why did they deviate from the music of the first game so much? only one track in all of ME2 and ME3 had the same sound and only for like 10 seconds in the mars track at this time
Evan Long
Mason Phillips
I really like the ME3 soundtrack though. Leaving Earth is great.
youtube.com
Justin Gomez
SHERPURRD
Juan Moore
>it should be about some group of smugglers or something.
>A new game about literal nobodies, in a setting that you know nothing you do matters
>Written by the team that brought you Cora, Liam, Peebee, Scott and Sarah Ryder and Hainly Abrams
There is literally zero chance any of the writing is worthwhile.
Noah Baker
this literally sounds like the track to a movie trailer you can imagine the slow motion scenes, in the buildup, and the reveal of the monstrous bad guys with the BWOOOOM, I don't like it
Landon Miller
Preferably it wouldn't be by that team, and the stuff you do could still matter, just not on a galactic scale.
Maybe it does sound like a movie trailer, but is that necessarily a bad thing? It suited the game well imo.
Camden Ross
Legion wanted to turn the Geth into Reapers Lite without telling anyone, and thought this was a great thing to spring on you last-minute. This is after ME2, where he states that a chunk of programming saw everything about the Reapers being 100% bad, to the point where he personally leads you to a station where you can either wipe-out or reprogram Reaper-loyal Geth
Even if I wasn't going for ending: red, the Geth have a piss-poor concept of organic life that isn't related to Shepard-fanboying, and will absolutely prioritize upgrades/evolution over everything else, Legion throws an absolute bitchfit and tries to kill you when you tell him that 'no, Reaper parts in 100% unshackled AI's are not the answer', and goes NO YOU'RE ACTUALLY KILLING US REEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ryder Barnes
Nathaniel Walker
It's because you are actually killing them. Without the upgrades the Geth aren't able to defend themselves against the Quarians and get immediately wiped out.
Jackson Parker
>Preferably it wouldn't be by that team, and the stuff you do could still matter, just not on a galactic scale.
To what end? In just 3-4 years time, the Reapers show up and there is a cataclysmic event at the end of their invasion, so everyone dies regardless, or they get sunk back to the dark ages. I see no point in it. Unless you fix the ME3 ending in some way, nobody is going to care. Besides maybe you and five other guys. And the Biodrones that'd buy it anyway.
Michael Ward
Destroy retconned to allow the survival of the Geth and EDI is objectively the best ending and there's no reason to deviate from it.
has there ever been a poll of what ending people chose? because I'd be shocked if either of the other two had a lot of people picking them.
Isaac Perez
You can really tell they didnt want to bother with Jacob’s romance in ME3. Stuff like the doctor saying she wants to name the baby after Sheppard is completely out of place if you romanced him in 2.
Bit of a shame too, i rather liked him, but they just cut corners because of his low popularity.
Jackson Gutierrez
>Destroy retconned to allow the survival of the Geth and EDI is objectively the best ending and there's no reason to deviate from it
You dropped this, kiddo
Jack Roberts
It's not like everyone died. You could always just assume most of the important characters survived due to plot armor.
Blake Campbell
Good
Wyatt Sullivan
>they just cut corners because of his low popularity.
They generally cut corners on most stuff that was "optional", because they couldn't develop for them in a 9-12 month development window that ME3 was afforded.
Tyler Smith
>needing all that extra bullshit
it doesn't have to be THAT happy, and frankly Destroy is still objectively the best ending even with the Geth and EDI dying.
still makes me mad to lose my robot bros though
Jonathan Reyes
Oh. "Speculation". Yeah, no. I didn't waste 5 years of playing and replaying ME1 and 2 to "speculate". I want to fucking know.
Jack Harris
>more tali
sign me up
Jayden Richardson
Gerrel did nothing wrong. Only blue pilled clanker lovers disagree.
Koris was both a conniving murderous snake (sends someone he knows is innocent on a suicide mission, plus her friends, then tries to piss on their graves when he thinks his plan worked out of spite) and a pathetic weakling, an apologist for his own species' genocide. He is one of the most revolting characters in the history of video games and his potential death is too good for him. I would kill him with a hammer just on principle.
Xen did nothing wrong either. Like literally. Nothing at all.
Raan is passive and thus worthless.
David Gonzalez
it's time to stop posting Han
Carter Thompson
Boooo, Troy Baker. Boooo.
Jackson Jenkins
I was a Talifag back in the ME1 days but holy shit they made everything involving her so annoying and cringe-worthy by 3 that I actually had to stop partway through and replay the series just to have a new save imported with a different romance.
Elijah Rivera
>Xen did nothing wrong either. Like literally. Nothing at all.
If there is ever another good Mass Effect, I want a Xen-esque Quarian squadmate.
Henry Miller
It ain't Troy's fault that the character was so fucking bad
Grayson Jackson
which Souls boss is this.
Ethan Cook
name 1 (one) thing Gerrel actually did wrong.
HARD MODE: no assuming that every character has read the script.
Asher Collins
trying to blow up a ship knowing full well not only you and your team are aboard but Tali, the daughter of your best bro?
Dominic Baker
interlinked
Carter Kelly
Almost killing the person that the whole galaxy depends on, along with a fellow admiral and one of the greatest warriors in the galaxy (aka whatever squadmate you brought)
Nicholas Nelson
Agreed. I would love a female quarian LI who's a stone-cold cunt for a change.
Colton Morales
I said DON'T assume he'd read the script.
Facts:
>there's a giant Reaper-allied battleship shooting down his ships
>it just stopped firing and had its shields drop
>he has no idea how long this will last
>if it comes back online it'll go back to killing thousands of people a minute
>he can take it out now, strike a big blow in his war, and save his men and women
>the only potential casualties are two (2) special forces operatives that in a logical story do not actually matter in this grand space war where billions of sapients die a day and trillions of tons of ships are either slugging it out or being cranked out in space forges
Of course he took the shot. I'd be mad if he didn't.
Isaiah Sanders
Can a human impregnate a Quarian?
Andrew Sanchez
With a tumor, yes. It might kill her by the end of the week
Thomas Wright
If you try hard enough and repeatedly enough, I'm sure it's possible.
Robert Morris
It doesn't take reading a ship to know that an admiral and a Spectre are important. It's not like Shepard was some nobody.
Christopher Gonzalez
>I said DON'T assume he'd read the script.
he explicitly knows you're in the fucking ship, how is that "reading the script"?
also
>logical story
>mass effect
especially 3, where we magically discover a prothean superweapon designed to wipe out the reapers in the fucking Mars Archives, which have NOT been combed totally despite being the first cache of alien knowledge humans came across?
Shepard is a legendary spectre, depending on your choices Tali is a fucking fleet admiral, I'd hardly call that two literal who special forces operatives.
It more boggles my mind Raan is such a cuck about Han being more than ready to kill Tali, a fellow fleet admiral in most stories.
Wyatt Russell
Shepard is a nobody in the context of this war. If he hasn't read the script then there's exactly zero reason to assume that chest-high wall man would be remotely relevant. Your view is clouded both by knowledge of future events and that fact that you're the PC.
Sebastian Diaz
no it'll kill her
Robert Ward
Justin Cooper
based
Camden Mitchell
>a nobody
>single handedly recruits the krogan or salarians into the war
that alone instantly elevates him from nobody to somebody, and that's not including his past record or other shit in 3, like, I don't know, risking his life to infiltrate said dreadnought and save the fleet, only to be repaid by trying to kill him?
Owen Jackson
Jordan Martinez
krogans are just beefed up Klingons
Jason Mitchell
sauce please
Charles Hill
For once I can say that I AM the sauce.
Jeremiah Barnes
Kevin Hall
The only thing worse than a t*rian are the bird fucker shitposters complaining about not being able to romance them
Daniel Ward
>random hexagons on the skin
y tho?
Isaac Sanders
Vetra was the best girl in Andromeda
Ethan Flores
Remove tail and it's 10/10
Jose Bennett
post links then my man
Adrian Campbell
ME3 really wasn't that bad, everything it did wrong was pretty much set up for failure in ME2. The vast majority of the game was a massive fan-wank session with every character that ever showed up in the franchise and thats ok in my book
Jose Price
Mass Effect aliens look and act too much like humans, it's lazy as fuck from the writers.
Noah Watson
ME3 was atrocious don't give me that "wasn't that bad" contrarian horse shit. it had good moments yes but it was all undermined by bickering writers fighting for control over the story and of course that awful conclusion
Isaac Diaz
Vetra was probably the best non-combat part of Andromeda
Robert Robinson
>writers
you mean modelers/animators
Gabriel Long
>real aliens are too hard to animate
pussies
Andrew Taylor
I honestly love ME3, despite how terrible it's lows are.
Adrian Ramirez
I wonder every day how much better these games would be if ME had 343-tier cutscene animators. All of the cutscenes in this franchise always looked like such crap, especially the in-engine ones.
Josiah Sanchez
more of a compromise between them
Carson Sanchez
ME3 was objectively better than ME2 in every single way. People just played ME2 first so they project 2 and 3's shared issues on to 3 alone.
Jaxon Rogers
Sebastian Gomez
implants
Hudson Sanders
I dunno. I didn't make the model. Makes sense though. I imagine parts of their suit integrate into them in weird sci-fi ways.
Still working on it, but here's what I'll share.
Gabriel Gray
>Halo 5 design
Gross
Matthew Cruz
Zachary Butler
Adrian Allen
Halo aliens are about on the same level as ME ones bar the asari, as in they're all 5-8 foot tall humanoid English-speaking two-armed bipeds with recognizable patterns of speech and thought. Even the Hunters who are literally colonies of worms assume humanoid forms in combat complete with regular guns.
I'd argue they're less varied since with the exception of named Elite characters, the two Jackal subspecies, and a few Brutes, members of the same alien species in Halo all look completely identical unlike humans. Elites in later games are put in masks to hide this, but everyone's just used to it with the Jackals, Grunts, Brutes, Drones, Hunters, and Engineers.
Mason Cox
CUTE
Julian James
>imgur.com
Cute as fuck
Joseph Hall
They have genetic engineering in Mass Effect's world, so you could just keep going until it worked.
Mason King
cute
Eli Barnes
>grunts and hunters and brutes and elites are on par with 60's era star trek rubber forehead aliens
im not seeing it
Matthew Lee
can we not for once
Mason Edwards
You could not do turians, krogan, salarians, or volus, with 60s era makeup (probably not even modern makeup since you'd need universally 2m+ tall actors for the former three), much less rachni, elcor, or hanar.
And Brutes are literally just Wookies.
Kevin Powell
I hate you smellfaggots so fucking much
Samuel Adams
Thank ya.
Dylan Sanders
unfortunately they got their wish
Aaron Scott
xeno lovers get the blaster
Camden Moore
>character designed with a specific helmet or mask
>adds that little bit of mystery, can range from cool as hell to super cute
>porn artists just throw the fucking thing away and typically decide that what's underneath is generic girl face number six billion and two
Nathaniel Lee
Gavin Brooks
bioware did it themselves with 3
David Gomez
I too have a hijab/burka fetish but I can get it up to actual real women
Asher Myers
Make tail thicker and it's 12/10
Josiah Garcia
plenty of gays played mass effect, user
Matthew Ward
so fucking boring it makes me a litle mad. I want to see a game with stupid ass romances have the balls to animated a sex scene with something like that would be the day and i dont give a fuck what you think about furries or whatever other memes you inevitably come up with
Joseph Cooper
And people take their awful photoshop as gospel?
Who would willingly take ANYTHING from a bad game like that?
Tyler Fisher
Quarians are nothing but gypsy scum. Prove me wrong. You can't
Gavin Green
i dont think you understand just how miserable bioware's target audience actually is
Zachary Morales
>theyre no longer in denial
space ISIS when
Christian Moore
I like!
Kevin Roberts
Go back to your starbound modding you space scaley.
Parker Collins
Who else here still does a full trilogy playthrough ever couble of years or so? Despite the way it ended the trilogy still just does it for me in a way that I other sci fi rpg has ever come close to. Also the combat in me3 is far better than mea.
Justin Collins
It's evidently not made of people who wanna stick it in aliens.
Parker Thomas
This makes my benis turn into the big benis
Cameron Foster
Vetra and Drack. Even if he was Diet Wrex.
Eli Williams
Godspeed user
Blake Perry
to be fair most of mass effect's aliens are a little too human-like
it wouldn't hurt to have an actual relevant alien race with a non bipedal or at least not humanoid figure
Jackson Walker
you just described ME2 though
Thomas Murphy
But then how will they use the same animations for every race?
C'mon, be sensible here, they don't wanna WORK.
Ayden Robinson
ME3 gameplay > ME2 gameplay
At this point, I've come to terms with the storyline of both and all it does now is provide a reason to shoot more things and throw out biotic powers. I wish ME3 multiplayer was still a thing.
James Collins
It's still active on 360, I boot it up every now and then for some games. Getting a full lobby takes just a few minutes for plat.
Kayden Johnson
its better when you point and laugh
Brandon Davis
>I wish ME3 multiplayer was still a thing.
Fucking this
Caleb King
>I wish ME3 multiplayer was still a thing
people still play it though, when I played it for 100% galactic readiness I got instant matches every time
Noah Thomas
Agreed. They were the best party members in that game.
Cooper Taylor
>one of the scrapped/concepts for ME2 was Shep being brought back by the geth not connected to the reapers has a sort of cyborg like a good guy version Saren
Zachary Brooks
Adrian Hughes
Shit dude now you're making me want to hook the old girl back up and play my old Geth Engineer
Grayson Baker
It all makes sense now.
Jack Gutierrez
Suck my Chad Human cock, fuckboy.
Learn to Carrier like the superior species.
Luis Flores
feel pity for the game's artists/concept artists
Daniel Young
That third one would have worked fine for Tali. Kinda reminds me of Nebula.
Hunter Butler
No.
Josiah Rogers
meant for
Nolan Garcia
Would Talifags still have been Talifags if she actually looked alien?
Aiden Parker
*ahem*
FUCK BATARIANIGGERS
AND FUCK VORCHA MUTTS!
Hunter James
yes
Carson Brooks
based
Luis Mitchell
You dont need to be a retarded frogposter to get people to agree "fuck the batarians"
Jose Reyes
You betcha
Noah White
YES
Wyatt Lopez
yes, even more so probably.
Michael Green
>that
>alien
Colton Wright
>not Sheploo
Asher Wright
Aria's BT lieutenant was a bro
Daniel Lopez
They're the most "alien" from the concept art, unfortunately.
Dylan Reyes
imagine a ME where you're a ship/crew of a bunch of dickhead pirates/smugglers/mercs/etc and the story isn't about saving the universe
basically I want firefly ME edition
Landon Ward
I mean worst case scenario you can just ignore her face. Those hips, ass, voice, and shotgun are still bangin'.
Luke Kelly
>Could've made it to where Kai Leng was being indoctrinated or mindcontrolled by Cerberus
>Could've had a moment where he can break free or realize who he's working for
>Gives objectively the coolest dad in the game with no replacement. His only fucking premise is to protect the Salarian councelor or whatever I can't remember, and then be killed by this anime edgelord who emails you taunts like it's fucking 2012 Xbox Live
At the very least we could've been given a moral dilemma to recruit him after this hypothetical redemption arc or tell him to fuck off and kill him. Would've been nice having a motherfucking space ninja in your party
Cameron Peterson
I know, there is a threshold to how much different can they make aliens and still have them be attractive for most people. Still, I think they could do better
Adam Thompson
Slice of life anime in the mass effect universe
David Campbell
This is why you have different species
>painted humans for the boring fags
>and alien looking/monstrous xenos for the degenerates with taste
Alexander Nguyen
I thought the whole reason they were upset with her in ME3 was because she wasn't alien enough.
Adam Gonzalez
It would be impossible to make her "too alien" though, since we know from her visor that she has a vaguely-human face.
Brandon Williams
That's just how you weed out the casuals.
Kevin Rodriguez
Why the fuck do those headphones look so much like Tali in the thumbnail?
Brayden Wright
the worst thing about the shitty design is it radically slowed the amount of Tali porn. the community either tried to embrace the design and make porn of it, which nobody was interested in, or they tried to continue on with a fan design as the basis, which fractured everyone. the ultimate result is that the amount of tali porn suddenly slowed to a trickle and that is the legacy of me3.
Cameron Harris
Tali needs to be fatter.
Jackson Rodriguez
Yes. Because I can see any one of those faces still being endearing with Tali's cute mannerisms and sad muh peopleisms.
Eli Gutierrez
I think it's more likely Tali porn slowed because Mass Effect interest in general died down with the end of the trilogy. The ending itself didn't help much either.
Jordan Collins
>head 2
>eyes 3
>remove nose
Perfection
Sebastian Nguyen
Sounds good to me, chief.
Evan Johnson
Plenty of things they could add and keep an humanoid face: loreal pits, extra eyes, feelers, horns, electro-receptive pores, weird pupils or teeth, gills
Henry King
You could see her nose in her visor. You can't remove it.
Jordan Roberts
Don't do this to me now. Fat Tali ruins me, there's just something about that look on her.
Bentley Jones
I'm only gonna do a little, don't worry.
I can't stop anyone else though.
Eli Long
Cute
Alexander Foster
Tali porn fucking exploded around ME3, what are you talking about.
It only dried up after Citadel for obvious reasons.
Logan Carter
Works for me either way. I know I should leave the thread before it gets worse but I can't help it, I love Tali too much
Do wish Bioware had the courage to make her look even a bit more alien like this.
Jacob White
A) We're talking concept art which would place this potential design before it was ever shown
B) I'd go with it regardless because I don't care what people can see behind her visor
Dominic Flores
That's it, man.
Same.
The best belly of all time. Of ALL TIME.
Josiah Edwards
I'm gonna post my favorite and call it done.
It's nice to know that her condition hasn't been detrimental to her combat effectiveness, y'know?
David Perez
I stand corrected, that's the best belly.
Adam Reyes
The creative support really takes it up to a perfect 10.
Jonathan Jenkins
It's the future, I'm not surprised they'd have ways around things like that. Just so long as she looks good fighting the good fight.
Isaac Robinson
I get the feeling that the tech she's using isn't really for that. Definitely not regulation gear.
David Robinson
Interesting to think whether her shoulder pads are for protection or if her upper arma and back have gotten that fat to need to be held down to not block her vision.
Dominic Martinez
Anyone got the "Quarian milk" image?
Austin White
Gotta be able to watch your flanks.
Especially when your flanks are that big.
Evan Lopez
I doubt any gunfire is getting through that much ballistic padding anyway.
Christopher Parker
No but I have THIS.
Luis Garcia
Asher James
Some people like their girls sturdy, I like mine sturdy enough to shrug off sustained fire.
Tyler Cruz
it would be very painful
Charles Long
Sturdy enough to serve as a barricade, or even a battering ram?
Josiah Hill
Lucas Green
She'd be great for breaching, get a good waddle going and slam right through walls. Only problem is when she gets stuck and the rest of her team can't fit around her.
Josiah Cook
If no one can get around her, they'll just have to go through her.
Jaxson Fisher
I'm certain she could find ways to get the job done.
Aaron Foster
Not entirely sure what you're implying.
Anthony Lopez
You know exactly what I'm implying, you degenerate.
Lincoln Phillips
I really don't. I am definitely a degenerate but I'm not whatever kind you're making me out to be here.
Matthew Gray
Levi Carter
For all the flak it gets, the Mass Effect trilogy is still one of a kind in that regard. Branching character arcs and relationships that actually developed over a whole trilogy. I miss the Normandy crew.
Nolan Jenkins
Oh. My apologies, ha ha.
Logan Hill
It's still amazing how played back-to-back, the trilogy almost feels like one long game. Nothing else in gaming has been to replicate the Mass Effect experience. I hope something can figure it out eventually.
Brandon Rogers
Don't you give me that "ha ha", now I need to know.
Joshua Hill
The worst things about ME3 were the planet scanning fetch quests, Cerberus being bland card carrying villains, and the ending. Otherwise, I genuinely love it.
The crew camaraderie, the wrap-up of the major storylines on Tuchanka and Rannoch, the escalating stakes and everyone's slow emotional reaction to it, etc. It's still not perfect, none of the games are, but I thought the whole trilogy was a great ride.
Xavier Ross
Oh, you know. vore
Alexander Edwards
What, you really were suggesting they crawl up her butt and climb out her mouth?
That's just wack, man.
Jose Moore
Never say never, but it's still really hard for me to picture any studio taking the risk to be that ambitious these days.
Nowadays I'm happy to see any standalone RPGs on par with classic Bioware. But Mass Effect had the balls to market a big new IP on the idea that the choices and character arcs wouldn't even have real payoff until the sequels several years later. EA would never care about a singleplayer project enough to greenlight a new idea like that.
Kayden Bennett
No, they crawl up her butt and come back out later as shit, because she's a greedy fatass who doesn't care about her teammates.
Bentley Jenkins
Dude, good shit. Any way we can follow you for more, later on?
Ethan Martin
Yessssss
Lucas Sullivan
I think you lost the plot somewhere.
Kevin Scott
for you
Carson Ortiz
The planet scanning fetch quests weren't that bad, I enjoyed the ones that gave you little blurbs of text to read. It helped that the actual fleshed-out sidequests were insanely good.
Cerberus and the ending were pretty lame.
The Tuchanka arc is one of the greatest things in gaming. It's so fucking incredible.
Parker Bell
My dick got the better of me, and I regret nothing.
Sebastian Adams
Joseph Hill
So are you or are you not the same guy I was talking about fatty combat effectiveness with?
Because if so for shame but I won't get after you much more than that.
Connor Green
this is cool but it should have been a cgi movie like the space battles in Kotor 1
Samuel Jackson
Same user. Don't worry, I'm ashamed enough.
Hudson Carter
i blame my mom for my crippling scalie addiction
Josiah Richardson
We're all ashamed in our own little ways.
Thanks for the other entertaining ideas though, I'm glad the thread just went around us for that.
Jaxson Jones
The Geth and the Quarians are both retarded but I decided to give the Geth the reaper tech because Legion proved himself to be a good "person". He developed in the games and it is clear he is slowly turning into a separate individual being, instead of all the geth just being one entity. The quarians created life and decided to kill it because of what might happen and get surprised when it fights back. They can fuck off. They brought it upon themselves and if something can think for itself, it deserves a chance to do so. Not to just be killed because we don't understand it. Geth>Quarians
Luke Wilson
I'm afraid not. I'm not exactly good at this. I can't model or texture or anything else and I'm just posing other people's models and shit while I try to learn all this crazy 3D bullshit. I want Tali to be a project. I want to animate the romance scene that BioWare failed to give us.
Aside from posing and learning, I'm also experimenting with fluids, which is why this looks way to watery and has some sort of blurry post effect I forgot to turn off.
Henry Hernandez
>tfw i get hit with a wave of nostalgia for my early teenage years when i fapped to a fuck ton of tali porn
>even fapped to her ass in the elevator in me1 once
Good times
Parker James
Not gonna lie, the tit grab/handjob pic was enough to make me fap. You got some nice talent. Definitely stay motivated, Yea Forumsro.
Wyatt Evans
*gapes ur ass*
Brody Torres
I've gotta /do it for her/!
Nicholas Baker
Yes please
Xavier Fisher
Explain
Ryder Allen
I never got the impression about the geth not doing it for free would change quarian society. I mean, they still do it for free. The recordings where they first gained sentience one of them surrendered themeselves just to save the Quarian trying to protect them, and all the stuff they do like cleaning up the homeworld and keeping it that way and everything they do after securing peace without a single mention from anyone of the geth asking for anything in return.
Also yeah Gerrel and Koris werent changed a lick, Gerrel is Tali's dad's best friend and a bloodthirsty warmonger while Koris is a snide coward and a pacifist. The situation in 2 and 3 simply exposed different sides to both of them at the time; Of course Gerrel is your best friend in a trial on the defense of his childhood warbuddy and his daughter but the biggest thorn on your side when you're trying to dismantle a war and Koris is a sneering cunt trying to obstruct an investigation that would bolster the war while the only ally you have once that war actually starts. Meanwhile Xen just wants to ride Legion and all the primes and Raan is stuck in the middle of it all.
Also fuck Gerrel but also *fuck* Gerrel. Male quarians > female. Imagine being a chadder version of the dad of gypsy perfection.
Jose Stewart
Yeah I'll have to second this request. The fuck, dude?
Michael Lee
*steals your royalties*
Wyatt Martinez
Some freaky shit went on in user's house
Julian Bell
>tfw you'll never fuck untainted quarian pussy
Isaac Lewis
nothing big its just that when i was a kid i was really into reading then she got me a book, a book about dinosaurs info. from there you can wonder how puberty went
Asher Taylor
I also read a lot of dinosaur books when I was a kid, but I never wanted to fuck them
Dominic Richardson
Tali would have pubes because she's always in her suit
Camden Mitchell
yeah but she tried to only get me dinosaurs related things like toys, books and shit i watched, everything was dinosaurs, all started because ons of dads friends brought along a lizard and she saw how much fun i had with it
also i watched the land before time almost every sunday for a year
Elijah White
>Dude divinity 2 lizards
Jaxon Anderson
I knew it looked familiar some how.
William Johnson
David Jenkins
She's really fucking fun during the Geth vs Quarian mission. The third squadmate ends up such a third wheel from all the embarrassing shit they talk about.
Ryan Harris
post more tali butt
Hudson Howard
Ayden Edwards
Eli Walker
based
Asher Jenkins
Isaiah Cruz
Joshua Nelson
Ran out of sfw pics :(
Isaac Nelson
I appreciate how thicc they made that statue, it's glorious
Jaxon Clark
I really should do some things that focus on that sweet, sweet Quarian ass.
Nathaniel Sullivan
Aaron Wood
>tfw no femgarrus gf
Henry Jackson
This is the perfect size for her.
Nicholas Carter
Brayden Brown
>Bioware post-Anthem
Anthony Scott
>Bioware post-ME3
Adrian Martin
>Bioware post-Dragon Age Origins
Bentley Rodriguez
>Bioware post-Knights of the Old Republic
Julian Garcia
>Bioware
Sebastian Anderson
>
Ayden Gomez
Less trash-talk, more Tali
Charles Perry
>blue tali
Julian Ross
...
Josiah Morgan
Jonathan Garcia
...
Jason Young
>anal
>gaping anal
>gaping anal with cum leaking out
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Logan Richardson
Oh you fucking know it, my dude. I'd be wasting Tali's ass if I didn't do that. I mean I'll probably tone the gape down a bit. It is a romance scene after all, but still.
Mason Cook
Connor Gomez
lip bite
Dude, you are hitting all the right spots.
>It is a romance scene after all
What's a romance without a little lust? I certainly would want to sexplore every hole on a intimate partner that is of alien origin.
It's the duty of a man to venture where no man has cum before!
Thomas Stewart
This thread is still but me even attempting to post imp ass gets me autobanned
Leo Peterson
What ass?
Owen Johnson
Tali ass > Imp ass confirmed.
Mods == Gods
Justin Lewis
Benjamin Stewart
I had one co-worker who was into fart sniffing his gf. always had pink eye. Had to avoid him. Seeing his eyes made mine water
Eli White
Just because it's meant to be mostly lovey dovey doesn't mean I can't do SUPER LEWD SHIT to her later.
Damn it I'm out of production stills.
Ethan Gomez
Imagine the smell
Kevin Lee
this model and design is such garbage. I cannot understand why you guys are into this so much
James Lewis
Brayden Price
Anthony White
These are people who think the mask should ever come off. They're beyond help, user. The best thing to do is pity them and let them be.
Christian Butler
I really don't see what you find wrong with it.
Cute face, short hair, fuckable body, interesting alien skin and body parts.
And it's even canon consistent as far as Quarian face design goes, just not TALI design consistent because fuck that low effort photoshop they did in ME3, honestly.
Carter Martinez
there isn't even exposed genitals or anything, it's just a smug imp with a big ass
Hunter Morris
I've jacked it to this so many god damn times
Joshua Scott
>And it's even canon consistent
that is not a good thing
Brandon Smith
Quite interesting, do you happen to use ray tracying meme card to speed up the preview?
Justin Myers
>feeling anything but the desire to kill when faced with anything involving that shitty faggot of a character
Lucas Sanders
That just comes down to matter of opinion, I'm afraid.
Just a 1080.
Logan Cruz
>punches with gun
the absolute state of bioware writing
Brayden Lewis
It'd make sense if the gun jammed or some shit, at least. But I doubt it does that.
Jose Lee
The flash of light suggests he shot it, so this assassin decided to get close to a guy with a sword so he could punch him with the pistol's barrel and shoot at the same time giving us this gem of retardation
Brayden Foster
>Finally get to see him put his assassin combat skills into action in direct combat.
>This is the result.
Jesus Christ. ME2 did him right by using stealth.
Michael Hughes
>everything it did wrong was pretty much set up for failure in ME2
Alright. So, you make a new Mass Effect 2. You do Tuchanka and Rannoch in that one. What do you do in ME3? I can tell you what you can't do; fight the Reapers. So what's left? More Cerberus stuff. An entire game about the Reapers and all you do is fight Cerberus, start to finish. Here's your new ME3, bro. Glad you got what you wanted.
Mason Ross
>you just described ME2 though
Source?
David Morgan
Fight "choreography" as only gotten worse, the graphics get better but everything else gets worse
youtube.com
Look at this writing, this amount of dialogue options, these awful castings and acting "talent", and the animations, Jesus Christ
Mass Effect deserved to be put on indefinite hold and with Anthem shitting the bed, I hope Bioware finally dies. The people who made the classics are long gone and Bioware is Bioware in name only.
Logan Rodriguez
This is a fever dream, no human being can experience this and think it is okay on any level
Austin Gutierrez
>that fight
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO
Just imagine being the animator that made and choosing that it shall be your final work. I realize that "crunch time" is usually this company imposed shitfest, but as an art, if I were that animator, I would not be able to let that fight stand and would impose extra hours on myself just to make it at least passable. God fucking damn.
Easton Peterson
>HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO
Oh no Oh no oh no youtube.com
Zachary Hernandez
You better make a pregnant model at some point.
Landon Cook
nice
John Roberts
I'm not into pregnant girls so if I do, it won't be porn.
But it will be wholesome as fuck photos of you the viewer and your loving wife Tali living a wholesome post war life on a rebuilt Rannoch farm.
Is that good enough?
Joseph Smith
Cute!
Adrian Bell
>actual thief
>no one pats an eye
Blake Baker
>squirrel semen
Andrew Wright
>that face
Looks like she's been stealing pies
Andrew Brooks
Hey, thieving requires a lot of energy
Wyatt Foster
cute as fuck
thanks user
Jackson Martinez
Glad you like it.
Speaking of happy wife Tali. She'll need a change of clothes if she's not in a suit all the time.
imgur.com
Ethan Watson
Wouldn't sit well with me to bring back Shepard and the crew. Andromeda had a shit ton of faults but the fresh start wasn't one of them. I love ME vets like Garrus and Tali but they've had their time, I'd rather see new, interesting crew mates like Batarians and shit.
Colton Davis
I think at this point I just want BioWare to die. It was a good run WHILE it was a good run but now it's not and there's no likely savior in sight.
Ayden Flores
I'd rather this hypothetical team re-make ME1 so that we have consistent gameplay style across the trilogy. ME1 as it is right now just feels so clunky to play. Updated graphics would be a bonus.
Carson Wright
Nah man, out of all the ME games the first is still the best, fuck the focus on crappy third person shooting ME took, I'd rather scrap that and not have to deal with lore breaking "Thermal clips", incredibly nerfed biotic powers and shittier space exploration, and as far as graphics go, the game still holds up pretty nicely on PC, and you also have texture packs to push it further.
Dominic Rivera
I just recently played through ME1, you're right. The game looks absolutely fine if you take the time to download some texture packs. The only part where the visuals falter is environment geometry when you're exploring in the Mako.
Ryan Perez
You know what always pissed me off about Tali porn? That they hardly ever use the hole in the mask.
Sebastian Rogers
So what's your favorite fantasy with Tali, anons? Mine's Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet. So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now and entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. -KL.
Jayden Russell
hey kid, wanna buy some omni tool porn mods?
Matthew Perry
I don't get why were they even a mystery.
The were only 300 years off planet on their shitty ships and Bluebitches live for 1000 years, why does noone have a single fucking photo of them
Mason Roberts
>Tali
>Virgin
I'm a Talifag and even i know she's more used that a truck tire
Anthony Davis
Even thought that would be the death of her?
Nicholas Morales
Quarian faces were a mystery for players, I'm sure it was more-or-less common knowledge in-universe.
Leo Cooper
Yeah I don't think so mate. Nice try.
John Russell
Fuck you Ashley it was your stupid ass forceful nature that netted your ass to die on the planet.
>be a nice dude
>Hey shepard you're my boyfriend now.
>what ?
Carson King
The Geth did nothing fucking wrong whatsoever
Bentley Rivera
Wasn't there a dialog in 2 where that implies literally noone remembers how they looked like?
It was an asari I think
Luis Thompson
Well, if that's the case then that's retarded. I wouldn't put it past Bioware.