*steals your tech*

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More like litres of semen

It would have been SO GOOD

Ew

Interesting, please tell me more.

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>s-stop staring, user and come dance with me already!

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Would prefer that to the photoshopped stockphoto we got.

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Pretty amazing how i played ME1-2 like 5 times each and never fucked an Alien.

I must be the only one.

Don't remind me

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>ywn have a space gypsie gf to cuddle and nearly kill with your chad human germs

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God I wish quarians were real.

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This site is a TEASE

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I want to be between her purple cheeks

Check these dubs

woha settle down there, ant man

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GOD

I want to be between her cheeks at regular size though

i dont think thats possible with her being still alive, user

Based
Fuck the normies

*steals your anal virginity*

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>be Turian engineer
>invent revolutionary stealth drive core, so proud you name it after yourself
>top brass want to suck human cock for some reason so they make construction of the ship a joint project, give it to the chimp alliance as a gift
>few years later, human anti-xeno terrorists have a nearly 1:1 model of the ship complete with your drive core tech

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>your drive core tech
This doesn't look like your drive core, joyboy

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God I miss Tali. I hope that some day we'll get a multiple game spanning story with characters like the ME Trilogy again.

I want to be between her cheeks at tiny size.

I want my dick between her cheeks then

well you might as well be antman then

Would fuck alot

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Would have liked her more raptor-like

God i hate talimancers.

Most cringy and obnoxious waifu fags ever

Said by someone with no real experience of waifu faggotry

Whatever it takes

>steals
I mean I literally told her to look at Normandy 2's stuff all she wanted because fuck Cerberus though?
FUCK that cunt Han Gerrel though, were it not for me being a moralfag he would've been 90% of the reason the gypsies were getting exterminated

also friendly reminder that the only Romance which doesn't have a happy ending is the fucking Black Man, who leaves you and knocks up some other bitch in the span of six months and then complains "I couldn't wait forever".
Which when you think about it is hilarious

It'd probably be the safest way to avoid giving her an infection.

>Han Gerrel
While Gerrel is a shitty person, him and the rest on the quarian admirals are well done characters. He seems like a super cool dude in 2, while Koris seems like an absolute douchebag. Then it's the opposite in 3 and a lot of people complained that they "changed the characters." But they didn't, it just so happened that the side of quarian politics you are supporting in the two games is different. The admirals stay consistent, but they are at odds at you when what you are trying to accomplish clashes with what they are trying to accomplish.

Is also like her to step on me at that size too

>studio-pirrate quarian story still not leaked
ffffack

even in 2 if you pick the right dialogue choices it's clear Koris isn't as much of a cunt as he initially acts.
Gerrel didn't really switch personalities per se, except
>firing on the fucking flagship while we're all still aboard
>wants to order us around because he thinks he's king gypsie
are where it's different, though the second one isn't shocking when you think about it.

Yeah, Koris doesn't actually seem like too much of a bad guy if you actually talk to him during Tali's loyalty mission. And while you could say that Gerrel acts "different" in 3, it's not necessarily out of character. I can easily see a zealous, warhawk politician taking what he sees as a golden opportunity against the enemies even if it risks the lives of some important people. Is it stupid? Fuck yes, but maybe Gerrel is just a stupid guy.

>Is it stupid? Fuck yes, but maybe Gerrel is just a stupid guy.
yeah I should clarify I basically believed it was just Gerrel being Gerrel, it was a matter of differing circumstances. my main point was just his cuntery would've made me side with the Geth were I not a moralfag who went down the peace route.

And that's probably precisely why they put that into the story. They probably thought that Tali made the quarians look too good. They kinda overdid it though imo.

Improvement over the shitty 10 minute photoshop pic Bioware did.

I want to rub Tali’s feet

>uploads programs into your suit to simulate viral infections
>actives nerve stim pro
>removes safety protocols

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My first playthrough of ME3, I didnt have enough reputation to talk the quarians down. I initially sided with them, but hearing legion beg and remembering everything those fucking gypsies were doing made me kill them all. Then I had to watch Tali kill herself. I was fucking devastated. As soon as I finished the game, I replayed it to make sure I could save Tali. Fuck Gerral man. I didnt want those feels.

just like how Bioware stole a stock photo on google to reveal her face.

That was utter bullshit, but what WOULD fans have wanted her to look like? Twi'lek vaguely related.

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Alright, folks, here's a poll from me

strawpoll.me/17954102

What do you do?

>only enjoy playing femshep
>all the good girl only want dick

fuck, at least (you) is also one of the best girls

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I would be extremely cautiously optimistic, but I'm sure I'd still end up being disappointed

I mean the exposition on Quarian history revealing how they went full retard police state over the Geth already did that, Gerrel was just a bit of overkill, although it does make sense

No joke, Andromeda was everything I would've asked them for in a ME sequel. And they still managed to make it terrible.

The studios gone, Jim. Get over it.

It's still a better reaction than if they'd announce Andromeda 2, though.

Tali would have pubes, where's the pubes?

I wish they had slightly humanized the Quarian's side in the whole "Geth gaining sentience thing" because honestly their reaction to it makes sense. No matter how they reacted, Quarian society was fucked once that Geth became self-aware.

basically this.
I mean the fact DA4 development had a game pretty much what fans expected and wanted only to get scrapped for some unknown plot, and now including some form of "vidya as a service" means I'd expect any new Mass Effect will get that treatment.
Bioware is fucked being a part of EA in that regard, since that sort of shit is what pisses off what remains of their original fans (or even those who might give them a second shot) but EA basically wants to force all their games to include it

If they announced Andromeda 2 I would just laugh. There's such a slim chance it would be good because it would have to continue with what they set up in Andromeda.
IMO their best bet is to completely start fresh and make a smaller scale prequel story in the Milky Way.

I'm an optimist. I'd rather them make a new game in the solar system where you're an undercover cop on the citadel and need to find a druglord or something fucked up. To do so you gotta build relationships with people and it plays into LA Noire or Animal Crossing and stuff. You could pick your race too.

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>DA4 development had a game pretty much what fans expected and wanted only to get scrapped for some unknown plot, and now including some form of "vidya as a service"
Fuck, I didn't hear about that. EA is such fucking trash.

oh god she spilled mayo on herself, she can't have mayo, shes dying, oh god oh god

>what WOULD fans have wanted her to look like?
Anything but a google photo. That was the most disappointing thing in ME3 to me. Why the fuck a company like Bioware would use a stock photo?

>No matter how they reacted, Quarian society was fucked once that Geth became self-aware.
It really wasn't, yes it would've severely changed their society, seeing as how they'd have to adjust to the fact their robots are no longer going to fulfill all the slave tier jobs for nothing. But they could've adjusted without purging them all.

>Starfox put on the backburner
>Mass Effect in jeapordy
Why must space operas suffer?

not only that, but they used some random deviant art picture for the background of the old man and little kid speech, and the little kid was a shrunken down normal human male model when they had a kid model in the game already

kotaku unironically has two good articles about anthems development and DA4
kotaku.com/the-past-and-present-of-dragon-age-4-1833913351
I'll post the bit about what DA4 was going to be if you aren't willing to read it all
>You’d play as a group of spies in Tevinter Imperium, a wizard-ruled country on the north end of Dragon Age’s main continent, Thedas. The goal was to focus as much as possible on choice and consequence, with smaller areas and fewer fetch quests than Dragon Age: Inquisition. (In other words, they wanted Joplin to be the opposite of the Hinterlands.) There was an emphasis on “repeat play,” one developer said, noting that they wanted to make areas that changed over time and missions that branched in interesting ways based on your decisions, to the point where you could even get “non-standard game overs” if you followed certain paths.
>A large chunk of Joplin would center on heists. The developers talked about building systemic narrative mechanics, allowing the player to perform actions like persuading or extorting guards without the writers having to hand-craft every scene. It was all very ambitious and very early, and would have no doubt changed drastically once Joplin entered production, but members of the team say they were thrilled about the possibilities.

You forgot the fact that the Quarians were developing the Geth illegally and that the Council was under the belief that the Geth weren't AI. They would have been harshly penalized by the Council (which still happened, so not murdering the Geth still would have been smarter)

But at least you wouldn't outright roast them. In the extreme off chance that it does deliver on its promise, what then?

There's a twenty year interval between the introduction of humanity in the council space to the events of ME1. There is nothing of interest going on. Also, it relies on Bioware introducing new characters that are worth a shit. Extremely unlikely. Which is why it isn't an option.

The entire ending was supposed to be a strategy thing where you divert your resources you've acquired how you wanted. BUUUUT Casey Hudson decided "fuck that" and in 5 minutes scrapped it for what we got originally. I'm serious.

God, this thread makes me nostalgic. Tali used to be the most beloved girl on this board.

That sounds like it could have been pretty cool (except maybe the bad ends, never been a fan of those.)
Shame that they got fucked over.

>There's a twenty year interval between the introduction of humanity in the council space to the events of ME1.
It could have happened literally a year or two before ME1. In fact, it easily could have taken place during ME1. It shouldn't be some huge galactic event, it should be about some group of smugglers or something.

why did they deviate from the music of the first game so much? only one track in all of ME2 and ME3 had the same sound and only for like 10 seconds in the mars track at this time

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I really like the ME3 soundtrack though. Leaving Earth is great.
youtube.com/watch?v=KGHA9oO1Ybg

SHERPURRD

>it should be about some group of smugglers or something.
>A new game about literal nobodies, in a setting that you know nothing you do matters
>Written by the team that brought you Cora, Liam, Peebee, Scott and Sarah Ryder and Hainly Abrams
There is literally zero chance any of the writing is worthwhile.

this literally sounds like the track to a movie trailer you can imagine the slow motion scenes, in the buildup, and the reveal of the monstrous bad guys with the BWOOOOM, I don't like it

Preferably it wouldn't be by that team, and the stuff you do could still matter, just not on a galactic scale.
Maybe it does sound like a movie trailer, but is that necessarily a bad thing? It suited the game well imo.

Legion wanted to turn the Geth into Reapers Lite without telling anyone, and thought this was a great thing to spring on you last-minute. This is after ME2, where he states that a chunk of programming saw everything about the Reapers being 100% bad, to the point where he personally leads you to a station where you can either wipe-out or reprogram Reaper-loyal Geth

Even if I wasn't going for ending: red, the Geth have a piss-poor concept of organic life that isn't related to Shepard-fanboying, and will absolutely prioritize upgrades/evolution over everything else, Legion throws an absolute bitchfit and tries to kill you when you tell him that 'no, Reaper parts in 100% unshackled AI's are not the answer', and goes NO YOU'RE ACTUALLY KILLING US REEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It's because you are actually killing them. Without the upgrades the Geth aren't able to defend themselves against the Quarians and get immediately wiped out.

>Preferably it wouldn't be by that team, and the stuff you do could still matter, just not on a galactic scale.
To what end? In just 3-4 years time, the Reapers show up and there is a cataclysmic event at the end of their invasion, so everyone dies regardless, or they get sunk back to the dark ages. I see no point in it. Unless you fix the ME3 ending in some way, nobody is going to care. Besides maybe you and five other guys. And the Biodrones that'd buy it anyway.

Destroy retconned to allow the survival of the Geth and EDI is objectively the best ending and there's no reason to deviate from it.

has there ever been a poll of what ending people chose? because I'd be shocked if either of the other two had a lot of people picking them.

You can really tell they didnt want to bother with Jacob’s romance in ME3. Stuff like the doctor saying she wants to name the baby after Sheppard is completely out of place if you romanced him in 2.
Bit of a shame too, i rather liked him, but they just cut corners because of his low popularity.

>Destroy retconned to allow the survival of the Geth and EDI is objectively the best ending and there's no reason to deviate from it

You dropped this, kiddo

nexusmods.com/masseffect3/mods/66

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It's not like everyone died. You could always just assume most of the important characters survived due to plot armor.

Good

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>they just cut corners because of his low popularity.
They generally cut corners on most stuff that was "optional", because they couldn't develop for them in a 9-12 month development window that ME3 was afforded.

>needing all that extra bullshit
it doesn't have to be THAT happy, and frankly Destroy is still objectively the best ending even with the Geth and EDI dying.
still makes me mad to lose my robot bros though

Oh. "Speculation". Yeah, no. I didn't waste 5 years of playing and replaying ME1 and 2 to "speculate". I want to fucking know.

>more tali
sign me up

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Gerrel did nothing wrong. Only blue pilled clanker lovers disagree.

Koris was both a conniving murderous snake (sends someone he knows is innocent on a suicide mission, plus her friends, then tries to piss on their graves when he thinks his plan worked out of spite) and a pathetic weakling, an apologist for his own species' genocide. He is one of the most revolting characters in the history of video games and his potential death is too good for him. I would kill him with a hammer just on principle.

Xen did nothing wrong either. Like literally. Nothing at all.

Raan is passive and thus worthless.

it's time to stop posting Han

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Boooo, Troy Baker. Boooo.

I was a Talifag back in the ME1 days but holy shit they made everything involving her so annoying and cringe-worthy by 3 that I actually had to stop partway through and replay the series just to have a new save imported with a different romance.

>Xen did nothing wrong either. Like literally. Nothing at all.
If there is ever another good Mass Effect, I want a Xen-esque Quarian squadmate.

It ain't Troy's fault that the character was so fucking bad

which Souls boss is this.

name 1 (one) thing Gerrel actually did wrong.

HARD MODE: no assuming that every character has read the script.

trying to blow up a ship knowing full well not only you and your team are aboard but Tali, the daughter of your best bro?

interlinked

Almost killing the person that the whole galaxy depends on, along with a fellow admiral and one of the greatest warriors in the galaxy (aka whatever squadmate you brought)

Agreed. I would love a female quarian LI who's a stone-cold cunt for a change.

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I said DON'T assume he'd read the script.

Facts:
>there's a giant Reaper-allied battleship shooting down his ships
>it just stopped firing and had its shields drop
>he has no idea how long this will last
>if it comes back online it'll go back to killing thousands of people a minute
>he can take it out now, strike a big blow in his war, and save his men and women
>the only potential casualties are two (2) special forces operatives that in a logical story do not actually matter in this grand space war where billions of sapients die a day and trillions of tons of ships are either slugging it out or being cranked out in space forges
Of course he took the shot. I'd be mad if he didn't.

Can a human impregnate a Quarian?

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With a tumor, yes. It might kill her by the end of the week

If you try hard enough and repeatedly enough, I'm sure it's possible.

It doesn't take reading a ship to know that an admiral and a Spectre are important. It's not like Shepard was some nobody.

>I said DON'T assume he'd read the script.
he explicitly knows you're in the fucking ship, how is that "reading the script"?
also
>logical story
>mass effect
especially 3, where we magically discover a prothean superweapon designed to wipe out the reapers in the fucking Mars Archives, which have NOT been combed totally despite being the first cache of alien knowledge humans came across?
Shepard is a legendary spectre, depending on your choices Tali is a fucking fleet admiral, I'd hardly call that two literal who special forces operatives.
It more boggles my mind Raan is such a cuck about Han being more than ready to kill Tali, a fellow fleet admiral in most stories.

Shepard is a nobody in the context of this war. If he hasn't read the script then there's exactly zero reason to assume that chest-high wall man would be remotely relevant. Your view is clouded both by knowledge of future events and that fact that you're the PC.

no it'll kill her

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based

>a nobody
>single handedly recruits the krogan or salarians into the war
that alone instantly elevates him from nobody to somebody, and that's not including his past record or other shit in 3, like, I don't know, risking his life to infiltrate said dreadnought and save the fleet, only to be repaid by trying to kill him?

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krogans are just beefed up Klingons

sauce please

For once I can say that I AM the sauce.

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The only thing worse than a t*rian are the bird fucker shitposters complaining about not being able to romance them

>random hexagons on the skin
y tho?

Vetra was the best girl in Andromeda

Remove tail and it's 10/10

post links then my man

ME3 really wasn't that bad, everything it did wrong was pretty much set up for failure in ME2. The vast majority of the game was a massive fan-wank session with every character that ever showed up in the franchise and thats ok in my book

Mass Effect aliens look and act too much like humans, it's lazy as fuck from the writers.

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ME3 was atrocious don't give me that "wasn't that bad" contrarian horse shit. it had good moments yes but it was all undermined by bickering writers fighting for control over the story and of course that awful conclusion

Vetra was probably the best non-combat part of Andromeda

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>writers
you mean modelers/animators

>real aliens are too hard to animate
pussies

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I honestly love ME3, despite how terrible it's lows are.

I wonder every day how much better these games would be if ME had 343-tier cutscene animators. All of the cutscenes in this franchise always looked like such crap, especially the in-engine ones.

more of a compromise between them

ME3 was objectively better than ME2 in every single way. People just played ME2 first so they project 2 and 3's shared issues on to 3 alone.

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implants

I dunno. I didn't make the model. Makes sense though. I imagine parts of their suit integrate into them in weird sci-fi ways.

Still working on it, but here's what I'll share.

imgur.com/a/bzb3z99

>Halo 5 design
Gross

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Halo aliens are about on the same level as ME ones bar the asari, as in they're all 5-8 foot tall humanoid English-speaking two-armed bipeds with recognizable patterns of speech and thought. Even the Hunters who are literally colonies of worms assume humanoid forms in combat complete with regular guns.

I'd argue they're less varied since with the exception of named Elite characters, the two Jackal subspecies, and a few Brutes, members of the same alien species in Halo all look completely identical unlike humans. Elites in later games are put in masks to hide this, but everyone's just used to it with the Jackals, Grunts, Brutes, Drones, Hunters, and Engineers.

CUTE

>imgur.com/a/bzb3z99
Cute as fuck

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They have genetic engineering in Mass Effect's world, so you could just keep going until it worked.

cute

>grunts and hunters and brutes and elites are on par with 60's era star trek rubber forehead aliens

im not seeing it

can we not for once

You could not do turians, krogan, salarians, or volus, with 60s era makeup (probably not even modern makeup since you'd need universally 2m+ tall actors for the former three), much less rachni, elcor, or hanar.

And Brutes are literally just Wookies.

I hate you smellfaggots so fucking much

Thank ya.

unfortunately they got their wish

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xeno lovers get the blaster

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>character designed with a specific helmet or mask
>adds that little bit of mystery, can range from cool as hell to super cute
>porn artists just throw the fucking thing away and typically decide that what's underneath is generic girl face number six billion and two

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bioware did it themselves with 3

I too have a hijab/burka fetish but I can get it up to actual real women

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Make tail thicker and it's 12/10

plenty of gays played mass effect, user

so fucking boring it makes me a litle mad. I want to see a game with stupid ass romances have the balls to animated a sex scene with something like that would be the day and i dont give a fuck what you think about furries or whatever other memes you inevitably come up with

And people take their awful photoshop as gospel?
Who would willingly take ANYTHING from a bad game like that?

Quarians are nothing but gypsy scum. Prove me wrong. You can't

i dont think you understand just how miserable bioware's target audience actually is

>theyre no longer in denial
space ISIS when

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I like!

Go back to your starbound modding you space scaley.

Who else here still does a full trilogy playthrough ever couble of years or so? Despite the way it ended the trilogy still just does it for me in a way that I other sci fi rpg has ever come close to. Also the combat in me3 is far better than mea.

It's evidently not made of people who wanna stick it in aliens.

This makes my benis turn into the big benis

Vetra and Drack. Even if he was Diet Wrex.

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Godspeed user

to be fair most of mass effect's aliens are a little too human-like

it wouldn't hurt to have an actual relevant alien race with a non bipedal or at least not humanoid figure

you just described ME2 though

But then how will they use the same animations for every race?
C'mon, be sensible here, they don't wanna WORK.

ME3 gameplay > ME2 gameplay
At this point, I've come to terms with the storyline of both and all it does now is provide a reason to shoot more things and throw out biotic powers. I wish ME3 multiplayer was still a thing.

It's still active on 360, I boot it up every now and then for some games. Getting a full lobby takes just a few minutes for plat.

its better when you point and laugh

>I wish ME3 multiplayer was still a thing.
Fucking this

>I wish ME3 multiplayer was still a thing
people still play it though, when I played it for 100% galactic readiness I got instant matches every time

Agreed. They were the best party members in that game.

>one of the scrapped/concepts for ME2 was Shep being brought back by the geth not connected to the reapers has a sort of cyborg like a good guy version Saren

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Shit dude now you're making me want to hook the old girl back up and play my old Geth Engineer

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It all makes sense now.

Suck my Chad Human cock, fuckboy.
Learn to Carrier like the superior species.

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feel pity for the game's artists/concept artists

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That third one would have worked fine for Tali. Kinda reminds me of Nebula.

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No.

meant for

Would Talifags still have been Talifags if she actually looked alien?

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*ahem*
FUCK BATARIANIGGERS
AND FUCK VORCHA MUTTS!

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yes

based

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You dont need to be a retarded frogposter to get people to agree "fuck the batarians"

You betcha

YES

yes, even more so probably.

>that
>alien

>not Sheploo

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Aria's BT lieutenant was a bro

They're the most "alien" from the concept art, unfortunately.

imagine a ME where you're a ship/crew of a bunch of dickhead pirates/smugglers/mercs/etc and the story isn't about saving the universe
basically I want firefly ME edition

I mean worst case scenario you can just ignore her face. Those hips, ass, voice, and shotgun are still bangin'.

>Could've made it to where Kai Leng was being indoctrinated or mindcontrolled by Cerberus
>Could've had a moment where he can break free or realize who he's working for
>Gives objectively the coolest dad in the game with no replacement. His only fucking premise is to protect the Salarian councelor or whatever I can't remember, and then be killed by this anime edgelord who emails you taunts like it's fucking 2012 Xbox Live

At the very least we could've been given a moral dilemma to recruit him after this hypothetical redemption arc or tell him to fuck off and kill him. Would've been nice having a motherfucking space ninja in your party

I know, there is a threshold to how much different can they make aliens and still have them be attractive for most people. Still, I think they could do better

Slice of life anime in the mass effect universe

This is why you have different species
>painted humans for the boring fags
>and alien looking/monstrous xenos for the degenerates with taste

I thought the whole reason they were upset with her in ME3 was because she wasn't alien enough.

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It would be impossible to make her "too alien" though, since we know from her visor that she has a vaguely-human face.

That's just how you weed out the casuals.

Why the fuck do those headphones look so much like Tali in the thumbnail?

the worst thing about the shitty design is it radically slowed the amount of Tali porn. the community either tried to embrace the design and make porn of it, which nobody was interested in, or they tried to continue on with a fan design as the basis, which fractured everyone. the ultimate result is that the amount of tali porn suddenly slowed to a trickle and that is the legacy of me3.

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Tali needs to be fatter.

Yes. Because I can see any one of those faces still being endearing with Tali's cute mannerisms and sad muh peopleisms.

I think it's more likely Tali porn slowed because Mass Effect interest in general died down with the end of the trilogy. The ending itself didn't help much either.

>head 2
>eyes 3
>remove nose
Perfection

Sounds good to me, chief.

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Plenty of things they could add and keep an humanoid face: loreal pits, extra eyes, feelers, horns, electro-receptive pores, weird pupils or teeth, gills

You could see her nose in her visor. You can't remove it.

Don't do this to me now. Fat Tali ruins me, there's just something about that look on her.

I'm only gonna do a little, don't worry.
I can't stop anyone else though.

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Cute

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Tali porn fucking exploded around ME3, what are you talking about.

It only dried up after Citadel for obvious reasons.

Works for me either way. I know I should leave the thread before it gets worse but I can't help it, I love Tali too much
Do wish Bioware had the courage to make her look even a bit more alien like this.

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A) We're talking concept art which would place this potential design before it was ever shown
B) I'd go with it regardless because I don't care what people can see behind her visor

That's it, man.

Same.

The best belly of all time. Of ALL TIME.

I'm gonna post my favorite and call it done.
It's nice to know that her condition hasn't been detrimental to her combat effectiveness, y'know?

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I stand corrected, that's the best belly.

The creative support really takes it up to a perfect 10.

It's the future, I'm not surprised they'd have ways around things like that. Just so long as she looks good fighting the good fight.

I get the feeling that the tech she's using isn't really for that. Definitely not regulation gear.

Interesting to think whether her shoulder pads are for protection or if her upper arma and back have gotten that fat to need to be held down to not block her vision.

Anyone got the "Quarian milk" image?

Gotta be able to watch your flanks.
Especially when your flanks are that big.

I doubt any gunfire is getting through that much ballistic padding anyway.

No but I have THIS.

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Some people like their girls sturdy, I like mine sturdy enough to shrug off sustained fire.

it would be very painful

Sturdy enough to serve as a barricade, or even a battering ram?

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She'd be great for breaching, get a good waddle going and slam right through walls. Only problem is when she gets stuck and the rest of her team can't fit around her.

If no one can get around her, they'll just have to go through her.

I'm certain she could find ways to get the job done.

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Not entirely sure what you're implying.

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You know exactly what I'm implying, you degenerate.

I really don't. I am definitely a degenerate but I'm not whatever kind you're making me out to be here.

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For all the flak it gets, the Mass Effect trilogy is still one of a kind in that regard. Branching character arcs and relationships that actually developed over a whole trilogy. I miss the Normandy crew.

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Oh. My apologies, ha ha.

It's still amazing how played back-to-back, the trilogy almost feels like one long game. Nothing else in gaming has been to replicate the Mass Effect experience. I hope something can figure it out eventually.

Don't you give me that "ha ha", now I need to know.

The worst things about ME3 were the planet scanning fetch quests, Cerberus being bland card carrying villains, and the ending. Otherwise, I genuinely love it.

The crew camaraderie, the wrap-up of the major storylines on Tuchanka and Rannoch, the escalating stakes and everyone's slow emotional reaction to it, etc. It's still not perfect, none of the games are, but I thought the whole trilogy was a great ride.

Oh, you know. vore

What, you really were suggesting they crawl up her butt and climb out her mouth?
That's just wack, man.

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Never say never, but it's still really hard for me to picture any studio taking the risk to be that ambitious these days.

Nowadays I'm happy to see any standalone RPGs on par with classic Bioware. But Mass Effect had the balls to market a big new IP on the idea that the choices and character arcs wouldn't even have real payoff until the sequels several years later. EA would never care about a singleplayer project enough to greenlight a new idea like that.

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No, they crawl up her butt and come back out later as shit, because she's a greedy fatass who doesn't care about her teammates.

Dude, good shit. Any way we can follow you for more, later on?

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Yessssss

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I think you lost the plot somewhere.

for you

The planet scanning fetch quests weren't that bad, I enjoyed the ones that gave you little blurbs of text to read. It helped that the actual fleshed-out sidequests were insanely good.
Cerberus and the ending were pretty lame.
The Tuchanka arc is one of the greatest things in gaming. It's so fucking incredible.

My dick got the better of me, and I regret nothing.

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So are you or are you not the same guy I was talking about fatty combat effectiveness with?
Because if so for shame but I won't get after you much more than that.

this is cool but it should have been a cgi movie like the space battles in Kotor 1

Same user. Don't worry, I'm ashamed enough.

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i blame my mom for my crippling scalie addiction

We're all ashamed in our own little ways.
Thanks for the other entertaining ideas though, I'm glad the thread just went around us for that.

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The Geth and the Quarians are both retarded but I decided to give the Geth the reaper tech because Legion proved himself to be a good "person". He developed in the games and it is clear he is slowly turning into a separate individual being, instead of all the geth just being one entity. The quarians created life and decided to kill it because of what might happen and get surprised when it fights back. They can fuck off. They brought it upon themselves and if something can think for itself, it deserves a chance to do so. Not to just be killed because we don't understand it. Geth>Quarians

I'm afraid not. I'm not exactly good at this. I can't model or texture or anything else and I'm just posing other people's models and shit while I try to learn all this crazy 3D bullshit. I want Tali to be a project. I want to animate the romance scene that BioWare failed to give us.

Aside from posing and learning, I'm also experimenting with fluids, which is why this looks way to watery and has some sort of blurry post effect I forgot to turn off.

files.catbox.moe/tp3gqn.mp4

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>tfw i get hit with a wave of nostalgia for my early teenage years when i fapped to a fuck ton of tali porn
>even fapped to her ass in the elevator in me1 once
Good times

Not gonna lie, the tit grab/handjob pic was enough to make me fap. You got some nice talent. Definitely stay motivated, Yea Forumsro.

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*gapes ur ass*

I've gotta /do it for her/!

Yes please

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Explain

I never got the impression about the geth not doing it for free would change quarian society. I mean, they still do it for free. The recordings where they first gained sentience one of them surrendered themeselves just to save the Quarian trying to protect them, and all the stuff they do like cleaning up the homeworld and keeping it that way and everything they do after securing peace without a single mention from anyone of the geth asking for anything in return.

Also yeah Gerrel and Koris werent changed a lick, Gerrel is Tali's dad's best friend and a bloodthirsty warmonger while Koris is a snide coward and a pacifist. The situation in 2 and 3 simply exposed different sides to both of them at the time; Of course Gerrel is your best friend in a trial on the defense of his childhood warbuddy and his daughter but the biggest thorn on your side when you're trying to dismantle a war and Koris is a sneering cunt trying to obstruct an investigation that would bolster the war while the only ally you have once that war actually starts. Meanwhile Xen just wants to ride Legion and all the primes and Raan is stuck in the middle of it all.

Also fuck Gerrel but also *fuck* Gerrel. Male quarians > female. Imagine being a chadder version of the dad of gypsy perfection.

Yeah I'll have to second this request. The fuck, dude?

*steals your royalties*

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Some freaky shit went on in user's house

>tfw you'll never fuck untainted quarian pussy

nothing big its just that when i was a kid i was really into reading then she got me a book, a book about dinosaurs info. from there you can wonder how puberty went

I also read a lot of dinosaur books when I was a kid, but I never wanted to fuck them

Tali would have pubes because she's always in her suit

yeah but she tried to only get me dinosaurs related things like toys, books and shit i watched, everything was dinosaurs, all started because ons of dads friends brought along a lizard and she saw how much fun i had with it

also i watched the land before time almost every sunday for a year

>Dude divinity 2 lizards

I knew it looked familiar some how.

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She's really fucking fun during the Geth vs Quarian mission. The third squadmate ends up such a third wheel from all the embarrassing shit they talk about.

post more tali butt

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based

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Ran out of sfw pics :(

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I appreciate how thicc they made that statue, it's glorious

I really should do some things that focus on that sweet, sweet Quarian ass.

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>tfw no femgarrus gf

This is the perfect size for her.

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>Bioware post-Anthem

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>Bioware post-ME3

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>Bioware post-Dragon Age Origins

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>Bioware post-Knights of the Old Republic

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>Bioware

>

Less trash-talk, more Tali

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>blue tali

...

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...

>anal
>gaping anal
>gaping anal with cum leaking out
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

Oh you fucking know it, my dude. I'd be wasting Tali's ass if I didn't do that. I mean I'll probably tone the gape down a bit. It is a romance scene after all, but still.

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lip bite
Dude, you are hitting all the right spots.
>It is a romance scene after all
What's a romance without a little lust? I certainly would want to sexplore every hole on a intimate partner that is of alien origin.
It's the duty of a man to venture where no man has cum before!

This thread is still but me even attempting to post imp ass gets me autobanned

What ass?

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Tali ass > Imp ass confirmed.
Mods == Gods

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I had one co-worker who was into fart sniffing his gf. always had pink eye. Had to avoid him. Seeing his eyes made mine water

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Just because it's meant to be mostly lovey dovey doesn't mean I can't do SUPER LEWD SHIT to her later.

Damn it I'm out of production stills.

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Imagine the smell

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this model and design is such garbage. I cannot understand why you guys are into this so much

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These are people who think the mask should ever come off. They're beyond help, user. The best thing to do is pity them and let them be.

I really don't see what you find wrong with it.
Cute face, short hair, fuckable body, interesting alien skin and body parts.

And it's even canon consistent as far as Quarian face design goes, just not TALI design consistent because fuck that low effort photoshop they did in ME3, honestly.

there isn't even exposed genitals or anything, it's just a smug imp with a big ass

I've jacked it to this so many god damn times

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>And it's even canon consistent
that is not a good thing

Quite interesting, do you happen to use ray tracying meme card to speed up the preview?

>feeling anything but the desire to kill when faced with anything involving that shitty faggot of a character

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That just comes down to matter of opinion, I'm afraid.

Just a 1080.

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>punches with gun
the absolute state of bioware writing

It'd make sense if the gun jammed or some shit, at least. But I doubt it does that.

The flash of light suggests he shot it, so this assassin decided to get close to a guy with a sword so he could punch him with the pistol's barrel and shoot at the same time giving us this gem of retardation

>Finally get to see him put his assassin combat skills into action in direct combat.
>This is the result.
Jesus Christ. ME2 did him right by using stealth.

>everything it did wrong was pretty much set up for failure in ME2
Alright. So, you make a new Mass Effect 2. You do Tuchanka and Rannoch in that one. What do you do in ME3? I can tell you what you can't do; fight the Reapers. So what's left? More Cerberus stuff. An entire game about the Reapers and all you do is fight Cerberus, start to finish. Here's your new ME3, bro. Glad you got what you wanted.

>you just described ME2 though
Source?

Fight "choreography" as only gotten worse, the graphics get better but everything else gets worse
youtube.com/watch?v=XbvCUDEUAtY
Look at this writing, this amount of dialogue options, these awful castings and acting "talent", and the animations, Jesus Christ
Mass Effect deserved to be put on indefinite hold and with Anthem shitting the bed, I hope Bioware finally dies. The people who made the classics are long gone and Bioware is Bioware in name only.

This is a fever dream, no human being can experience this and think it is okay on any level

>that fight
HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO
Just imagine being the animator that made and choosing that it shall be your final work. I realize that "crunch time" is usually this company imposed shitfest, but as an art, if I were that animator, I would not be able to let that fight stand and would impose extra hours on myself just to make it at least passable. God fucking damn.

>HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMAO
Oh no Oh no oh no youtube.com/watch?v=igxLpVN50Ro

You better make a pregnant model at some point.

nice

I'm not into pregnant girls so if I do, it won't be porn.
But it will be wholesome as fuck photos of you the viewer and your loving wife Tali living a wholesome post war life on a rebuilt Rannoch farm.
Is that good enough?

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Cute!

>actual thief
>no one pats an eye

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>squirrel semen

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>that face
Looks like she's been stealing pies

Hey, thieving requires a lot of energy

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cute as fuck
thanks user

Glad you like it.

Speaking of happy wife Tali. She'll need a change of clothes if she's not in a suit all the time.
imgur.com/a/4NQBNl3

Wouldn't sit well with me to bring back Shepard and the crew. Andromeda had a shit ton of faults but the fresh start wasn't one of them. I love ME vets like Garrus and Tali but they've had their time, I'd rather see new, interesting crew mates like Batarians and shit.

I think at this point I just want BioWare to die. It was a good run WHILE it was a good run but now it's not and there's no likely savior in sight.

I'd rather this hypothetical team re-make ME1 so that we have consistent gameplay style across the trilogy. ME1 as it is right now just feels so clunky to play. Updated graphics would be a bonus.

Nah man, out of all the ME games the first is still the best, fuck the focus on crappy third person shooting ME took, I'd rather scrap that and not have to deal with lore breaking "Thermal clips", incredibly nerfed biotic powers and shittier space exploration, and as far as graphics go, the game still holds up pretty nicely on PC, and you also have texture packs to push it further.

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I just recently played through ME1, you're right. The game looks absolutely fine if you take the time to download some texture packs. The only part where the visuals falter is environment geometry when you're exploring in the Mako.

You know what always pissed me off about Tali porn? That they hardly ever use the hole in the mask.

So what's your favorite fantasy with Tali, anons? Mine's Good. You opened this message. This isn't actually asari military command. They're busy tending to what's left of their planet. So you survived our fight on Thessia. You're not as weak as I thought. But never forget that your best wasn't good enough to stop me. Now and entire planet is dying because you lacked the strength to win. The legend of Shepard needs to be re-written. I hope I'm there for the last chapter. It ends with your death. -KL.

hey kid, wanna buy some omni tool porn mods?

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I don't get why were they even a mystery.
The were only 300 years off planet on their shitty ships and Bluebitches live for 1000 years, why does noone have a single fucking photo of them

>Tali
>Virgin
I'm a Talifag and even i know she's more used that a truck tire

Even thought that would be the death of her?

Quarian faces were a mystery for players, I'm sure it was more-or-less common knowledge in-universe.

Yeah I don't think so mate. Nice try.

Fuck you Ashley it was your stupid ass forceful nature that netted your ass to die on the planet.

>be a nice dude
>Hey shepard you're my boyfriend now.
>what ?

The Geth did nothing fucking wrong whatsoever

Wasn't there a dialog in 2 where that implies literally noone remembers how they looked like?
It was an asari I think

Well, if that's the case then that's retarded. I wouldn't put it past Bioware.