Big Boss has the best video game bod, prove me wrong
>optimized for strength and soldiering
>heavy fat concentrated around his body
>big ulnaris, perfect triceps and deltoids
>flat round chest and sweet, large pecs
>has the best, ideal abs in the world (and by that I mean no abs at all, rigid abs suck and are gross)
Big Boss has the best video game bod, prove me wrong
Luis Gonzalez
Juan Bailey
its called a dad bod
Gabriel Myers
Let me guess
>prefers fat, chubby men
>average looking trapezius
>flat pecs and stomach
You're a boomer? That body lacks vascularity.
Lucas Price
heh... BiBo..
Aaron Barnes
Dad bods have poor fat concentration and tend to suffer from drooping.
Pic in OP is NOT a dad bod.
Jacob Baker
yes yes... well done barafags...
HOWEVER.
Bentley Gomez
Also forgot to mention
>extremely wide, masculine torso
>big latissimus dorsi
>dad bod
no sweetie, pic in OP is what soldiers usually look like, they're not like dad bods at all
Bibo's body looks exactly like a typical soldier, he just has higher body fat percentage and his arms are a bit bigger.
What did you expect everyone in the military to look like, a fucking bodybuilder? Bodybuilders' muscles are just for show, not actual use. Meanwhile, soldiers actually train for strength. And no, they're not powerlifters either.
Nathan Williams
it's a skinnyfat betacuck millennial bod
Blake Cook
>korean basedboy body
>masculine
Joseph Hughes
Weak, shit insertion, not V-shaped.
Xavier Collins
>skinnyfat betacuck millenial bod
You seriously think his limbs imply that? They're probably way bigger than yours.
Owen Wilson
>hairless
Absolutely disgusting.
And Ivan from Devil's Third is way way hotter
Hunter Watson
I'm skinnyfat, does my body fix itself if I keep working out or should I diet too? I got a bit of fat under my chin and belly but the rest of my body is fairly skinny. I'm scared if I start dieting I will lose the gains I get by working out.
Ryan Martinez
Christian Diaz
>BiBo
>weak
In Peace Walker he can bench a tank and lift a Metal Gear
How is that weak?
>not V-shaped
but he is
John Morales
Not with those fucking tatoos
Also Ivan has a shit trapezius compared to Large Leader and his deltoids need more fat
Jaxson Taylor
Tattoos is the sexiest part.
I can even deal with hairs absence in this case.
Landon Perez
That weak compared to a non-Soi body like Sols.
And that is barely a V my man.
Brody Johnson
You're retarded
Xavier Hughes
>In Peace Walker he can bench a tank and lift a Metal Gear
because its fiction
I just invented a fictional toddler who can toss planets, hahahah toddler is stronger than you, how much of a pussy you are
Caleb Morgan
>barely a V
Still a V you retard.
Ryan Collins
Hold it right there, nigger lips
Grayson Torres
>rigid muscles
>veins
ewwww disgusting
Julian Jenkins
Wimp. Go big or go home.
Benjamin Bennett
You're saying that is wimpy? Big Boss has more of a perfect body than Terry you big nigger.
Michael Morales
Well I like Terry's more so eat my nigger dick
Jose White
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Tyler Lee
>prove me wrong
Jackson Ramirez
Is big boss natty? We already know venom isn't because we see ocelot inject him with roids after the hospital, and that's how he gets so swole so quickly, but do you guys think the real big boss along with liquid and solid are natty?
Bentley Phillips
>soldiers actually train for strength
They train for endurance.
Benjamin Lopez
They do train for functional strength, and I don't just mean the shit fatties meme about on /fit/, I mean actual strength from muscle density.
I lift myself but every time I try to overpower my soldier friends I just get btfo every time because they're strong as fuck and also have great endurance as you mentioned
Jacob Hernandez
Yes, calorie restriction makes you weaker. Focus on eating better food instead of counting calories. Fasting is healthier and more effective for losing fat than consistently restricting calories.
Nathaniel Walker
>They train for endurance
Strength too you fucking idiot. Strength helps with endurance in becoming a soldier.