Big Boss has the best video game bod, prove me wrong

Big Boss has the best video game bod, prove me wrong
>optimized for strength and soldiering
>heavy fat concentrated around his body
>big ulnaris, perfect triceps and deltoids
>flat round chest and sweet, large pecs
>has the best, ideal abs in the world (and by that I mean no abs at all, rigid abs suck and are gross)

Attached: 391-4-1478998576.jpg (1920x1080, 167K)

its called a dad bod

Let me guess
>prefers fat, chubby men
>average looking trapezius
>flat pecs and stomach
You're a boomer? That body lacks vascularity.

heh... BiBo..

Dad bods have poor fat concentration and tend to suffer from drooping.
Pic in OP is NOT a dad bod.

yes yes... well done barafags...
HOWEVER.

Attached: big boss.jpg (881x886, 347K)

Also forgot to mention
>extremely wide, masculine torso
>big latissimus dorsi

>dad bod
no sweetie, pic in OP is what soldiers usually look like, they're not like dad bods at all

Bibo's body looks exactly like a typical soldier, he just has higher body fat percentage and his arms are a bit bigger.

What did you expect everyone in the military to look like, a fucking bodybuilder? Bodybuilders' muscles are just for show, not actual use. Meanwhile, soldiers actually train for strength. And no, they're not powerlifters either.

Attached: main-qimg-dcf36097657c954311114b3b12a8e913.jpg (400x636, 82K)

it's a skinnyfat betacuck millennial bod

>korean basedboy body
>masculine

Weak, shit insertion, not V-shaped.

Attached: sol-headbut.gif (200x292, 61K)