Why dont more games feature real aliens and alien lore?

Why would demons look like people, Shyamalan?

>come to 5GLP9 because you finally discovered a planet with intelligent life
>the "intelligent life" are weird looking duopods who spend 38% of their life immobile
>they spend most of their resources on pointless things and at the rate they're going will reach your technological level 100 000s of generations after you
>can't contact them because regulations say they're too dumb to be helped yet
>but you're still here so you play some pranks on them before you have to head back, like shoving things in they waste disposal orifice

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Because they're created by Lucifer who was created in the image of God, who also created us in his image

>Discover some prims light-years ago as an adolescent
>Me and the squad go down and pull a prank on them with my parental unit's car
>They freak out and start trying to hurt us, but we've long evolved past the point of pain
>Find out light years later that the prims told their local enforcement unit's and they told them they were crazy said it was some night dwelling creatyrw
>They described me and the squad as the flatwood monster
>My face when
>My face when we no longer have the ability to display emotions

youtube.com/watch?v=tOXanql0k78
This video is real btw

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Was some kinda first person VR shit innit? Looked genuinely good but can't see the replay ability

DONT FUCKING POST THIS HERE THEY MONITOR THIS PLACE

rekt

>functionally zero.
Wrong

Thousands of people have reported that they have seen gray aliens since the 1950s. A lot of them are diagnosed with serious PTSD from the memories of the encounters.