Why would demons look like people, Shyamalan?
Why dont more games feature real aliens and alien lore?
>come to 5GLP9 because you finally discovered a planet with intelligent life
>the "intelligent life" are weird looking duopods who spend 38% of their life immobile
>they spend most of their resources on pointless things and at the rate they're going will reach your technological level 100 000s of generations after you
>can't contact them because regulations say they're too dumb to be helped yet
>but you're still here so you play some pranks on them before you have to head back, like shoving things in they waste disposal orifice
Because they're created by Lucifer who was created in the image of God, who also created us in his image
>Discover some prims light-years ago as an adolescent
>Me and the squad go down and pull a prank on them with my parental unit's car
>They freak out and start trying to hurt us, but we've long evolved past the point of pain
>Find out light years later that the prims told their local enforcement unit's and they told them they were crazy said it was some night dwelling creatyrw
>They described me and the squad as the flatwood monster
>My face when
>My face when we no longer have the ability to display emotions
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This video is real btw
Was some kinda first person VR shit innit? Looked genuinely good but can't see the replay ability
DONT FUCKING POST THIS HERE THEY MONITOR THIS PLACE
rekt
>functionally zero.
Wrong
Thousands of people have reported that they have seen gray aliens since the 1950s. A lot of them are diagnosed with serious PTSD from the memories of the encounters.