Why dont more games feature real aliens and alien lore?

Why would demons look like people, Shyamalan?

>come to 5GLP9 because you finally discovered a planet with intelligent life
>the "intelligent life" are weird looking duopods who spend 38% of their life immobile
>they spend most of their resources on pointless things and at the rate they're going will reach your technological level 100 000s of generations after you
>can't contact them because regulations say they're too dumb to be helped yet
>but you're still here so you play some pranks on them before you have to head back, like shoving things in they waste disposal orifice

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Because they're created by Lucifer who was created in the image of God, who also created us in his image

>Discover some prims light-years ago as an adolescent
>Me and the squad go down and pull a prank on them with my parental unit's car
>They freak out and start trying to hurt us, but we've long evolved past the point of pain
>Find out light years later that the prims told their local enforcement unit's and they told them they were crazy said it was some night dwelling creatyrw
>They described me and the squad as the flatwood monster
>My face when
>My face when we no longer have the ability to display emotions

youtube.com/watch?v=tOXanql0k78
This video is real btw

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Was some kinda first person VR shit innit? Looked genuinely good but can't see the replay ability

DONT FUCKING POST THIS HERE THEY MONITOR THIS PLACE

rekt

>functionally zero.
Wrong

Thousands of people have reported that they have seen gray aliens since the 1950s. A lot of them are diagnosed with serious PTSD from the memories of the encounters.

Also you cant name a single rich abductee. Every single time it ruins their lives to talk about it.

Is it because the aliens fucked them in the ass?

>Any alien footage
>Real
Nigger, I believe in the possibility of life beyond Earth but anyone who thinks the government would allow alien videos on YouTube is a LARPing faggot

They do all sorts of procedures apparently, ranging from drilling holes into your skull, pulling out your eyes and implanting things into your body.

Removing it would only confirm its real. Most people wont believe it

This was leaked in the 1990s, removing them from Youtube now would be pointless

Then the abductees don't have eyes?

The real shitter is that we're so laughably unevolved that we can only perceive time from a single perspective and our recollection of the past is subject to a biological process that can be spotty at best. Our minds exist only in a series of instantaneous moments and then the moment is over. Forever. Truly a shit.

Because most people on the planet are retarded and can't grasp the idea of intelligent life forms not having humanoid traits.
In fact, this way of thinking is something inherently human. Look around and try to come up with just one example of alien lifeform that doesn't share anything with human beings, you literally can't because it's impossible to conceive something like that out of nothing. Even Lovecraft couldn't achieve that

I'm sure the aliens made them poor and mentally ill and that it's not poor, mentally ill people who either fabricate alien stories or are delusional.

>Even Lovecraft couldn't achieve that
Color out of space is literally just that.

Whats your intellectual debunking of this en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lonnie_Zamora_incident

If the ayys main frame of reference for humanity is browsing Yea Forums no wonder they are trying to sterilize us with vaccines and chemtrails.

They don't rip them out completely, they put them back, abductees never have limbs missing but they often have marks and scars.

Oh yeah, now that I think about it. You're right, disregard that, friend

There's multiple explanations in that fucking article you mongoloid. How about you start by debunking those.

Link to vid?

They are neither poor nor mentally ill. 99% of abductees never even tell this to the public because of ridicule. They only tell this to therapists and close family maybe.

like MJ12, dulce, area 51 etc you mean?

...

Lovecraft gave it a good go, it's not his fault squidface became his legacy and people only associate him with that.
He had more generic designs, but also good designs, like in the MoM and in Colour out of Time.

Humans are aliens

Remember when the government failed to recreate the phoenix lights and then the governor at the time who made fun of UFO people later said he cant explain what it was.

Was going to mention that myself. One of his best works.

That's the thing; people only remember the stuff most associated with humans because we only recognize intelligence in beings similar to us, such as gods with hidden agendas

Alien abduction is the scariest shit ever, the only thing that makes me not be able to sleep at night

youtube.com/watch?v=EebPP1ci1IE

Where's that video from? I remember seeing this video around 1995 on some random documentary about aliens. And this wasn't even in the US, im talking local peruvian channel around 1995.

A guy leaked this in the 1990s to an American TV station, he was even interviewed by them.

Any more info dude. Cause that video brinhs back some real nostalgia for my childhood.

Reminder ayys are not ayys and are in fact the future of humanity

Google it yourself, I think it was 1997 a guy called himself Victor leaked footage of an alien being held at S4 in New Mexico in the 80s. He summarized a little bit how these aliens are difficult to communicate with and always die after a short while in captivity.

All this just sounds like poor people getting picked up and experimented on by CIA niggers who then convince the victims that it was just ayys and not CIA niggers.

Theres billions who believe in a magical being in the sky who grants wishes. Your point?

If they're time travellers then how the fuck can they go back in time to a temporality that itself does not yet have a time machine? It fucks with causality. Once we have one operational, then you can expect the weird future shit to happen. Almost immediately, in fact.

>every person in the civilized world walks around with a high powered camera on them at all times
>sightings of everything extraterrestrial, paranormal and cryptid drop like fucking rocks
What a shock. Well atleast the liveleak gore fans are happy because we got a shitload more of those videos around for everyone to see.

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Anything that could/would build an advanced civilization capable of space travel would have to have eyes and graspers similar to ours and would thus likely be bipedal as well.

The difference is that abductees are often physically missing from locations for hours and sometimes days, additionally they often have marks or scars on their bodies.

Look at some books by Dr. John Mack or Dr David Jacobs, they treated hundreds of such people. Abductees are normal people that are not diagnosed with any mental illness but they have traumatic memories of being forcefully taken by these aliens. The scary thing is that the depictions of the aliens and their behavior is very similar among all abductees even though most of them tell this information anonymously.

The only people that say this are people not into the footage and also think cellphone cameras are high end cameras with amazing night vision.

Literally the opposite has happened there are new ufo sighting videos on YouTube daily and any high quality ones are dismissed as fake regardless

So know you can verify your logic is backwards do you believe or are you a shit peddler

And the majority of them also were confirmed drug addicts. Weird.

Source on the last bit please?

I like to imagine alternate dimension visitors exist and they don’t necessarily need these as well the basic shape of crafts could also be our minds comprehensions of a multi dimensional object much like a 2d being seeing a 3D ball as a dot

t. cia agent

The difference is that it became so fucking common that people take it for granted.
20 years ago believing in aliens would make others believe you're a loser or weirdo so the people mostly interested in this were the massive "nerds" that were already kinda outcasts.
Believing in aliens now is the norm, even normies know for sure, it stopped being an extravaganza and it became the normal day to day.

Not true at all.

There are thousands of sources from people who researched this. Read books by Budd Hopkins, John Mack or David Jacobs for example.

and millions of people worship a dead guy that resurrected himself once and then forgot the cheat codes under his desk

people are stupid and say stupid shit

Okay but that's a totally different kind of alien. When most people talk about aliens they mean beings from other worlds located in our three dimensional space-time.

...

yes thanks for prividing an example of people saying stupid shit

>if someone approaches the subject with even the slightest bit of scientific rationale and mediation they are a "C.I.A. agent"
This is why the UFO truther movement is seen as kooky cranks.

Well they still are Alien m8 sorry

It's not that they're saying it, there are multiple factors that make this scarily real.

>tfw no alien gf

If there are thousands of sources then supply one instead of vaguely recommending books. Give me a source for the compared anonymous therapist cases

>not true at all
and neither was a thing you said. Glad we agree.

ayy lmao

Go back to bed, /x/, you have tulpas to find tomorrow.

Pretty much all of them are anonymous. Look at Dr John Mack for example, a Harvard psychatrist who specialized on treating such people. You can read his books or even just watch his interviews.

Except what I said is true.

is this the fringe thread
explain this cia niggers

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>psychiatrist
>muh aliens
The fact that these were studied by psychiatrists says 100% mental people and no aliens.

>They are neither poor nor mentally ill. 99% of abductees never even tell this to the public because of ridicule. They only tell this to therapists and close family maybe.

Then how do you know about it?

Yes, that's called a "map".

Where did I say they weren't?

But psychatrists such as Dr. John Mack said that these people do not have any diagnosed mental illnesses, they are all sorts of normal people. That is the reason why it is so strange, especially because the accounts are too similar to each other to be confabulated individually.

Because they published their findings.

Solaris

>normal people
No real psychiatrist would ever say the world "normal people". The guys a literal fraud.

That's what I said for simplification, look into it yourself (if you're not too lazy)

You don't really need a high end camera to take pictures or video. Decades of fuzzy dogshit that you can barely make out but "experts" call UFOs prove that.
Still that shit has to suck for you guys because even with like a billion people documenting every second of human existence. Nothing.

Yeah, that's the other problem, when every high school schmuck with some free time can fake some glowing lights circling around the sky and upload it to youtube "UFO sighting!" kinda loses any meaning.

>makes claims
>tells people they need to actually do the research
No.

Ayylmao Secura

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He was an extremely well respected psychology researcher and had a tenured position as a Harvard psychology department head. If anything a psychology professor would seek to understand why people claim to be in contact with aliens and perhaps put these future claims to bed. But it wasn't that simple

>real aliens
So a cartel game?

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>at Harvard
Yes, and one of the most racist people in recent history with many wards turned out to be a complete neo-nazi.

Doesn't change the fact that he was a fraud.

Sicario 2 was shit.

I answered you and you hung yourself up on the way I explained things, claiming that this is how the person itself explained it. Pointless discussion.

>aliens are actually demonic entities to deceive people into not believing in God

Pretty spooky tbqhf

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He wasn't a fraud at all, nice try though.

Area 51 was a lit game

He was investigated by Harvard and no fault was found

Kino

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Plot twist
The aliens are actually our gods.

>you will never impregnate an alien qt
why live

aliens are boring it ain't the 80s anymore. If it's not a demon, some dumb fucking spirit, a lovecraft beast, or a god then people don't care.

Is forcefully stealing your genetic material truly the aspect of love though?

Is this greatest alien game ever made?

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Idk, I missed out on it.

Because aliens aren't real, moron. The chance of life is so small, there's no way we're out there so just do yourselves a favor and stop looking.

Ayyyy sir

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>When the US Air force releases it as freeware

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WERE DA GREY WIMMIN AT

Dragons are still awesome, and they're old as dirt.

You want someone to explain the concept of a map?

No, attack of the saucerman is

Hey wait a second

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>we

Our galaxy is ten thousand million years old. If star travel was able to be achieved in an expedient and practical manner the entire galaxy would have been conquered by now. It is literally physically impossible for an alien race to have visited us thousands of times. If we ever have an 'alien' encounter it'll almost certainly be an AI god created by a dead civilization that either silently observes us or instantly smashes our planet to pieces to harvest for resources.

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I'd fuck an ayy.

Dumb fucking Aay

First of all, you don't know for how long faster than light travel would have existed in the hand of other civilizations, also you don't know from how far they came from. To say the entire galaxy would have been conquered is a baseless assumption.

Most people don't believe they're from literally traveling through space. It's more inter dimensional manipulation

Imagine getting ptsd cause you saw a weird looking owl.

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Any fags here believe ancient ayy shit?

I'm not high enough myself, but if you do, explain why to me. I'm bored.

sounds familiar

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>most people
go back to /x/, ayyys are from space

Yes space, but it's possible they take advantage of space time and don't literally fly here

>...this interview is over.

what the hell was this guy's problem?

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That's Bernie Sanders.

Is that donald trump?

fuckin humanphiles, disgusting.

>First of all, you don't know for how long faster than light travel would have existed in the hand of other civilizations
How many civilizations do you think have risen and fallen in the last ten thousand million years? There is a point where you just cannot go any further with technology. FTL is not possible. We aren't talking about neutrinos here. We are talking about propelling a piece of solid matter.
>you don't know from how far they came from
I know they came from this galaxy because FTL is impossible.

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>god allowed demonic entities to leave more evidence than his own existence and trick his children into burning in an eternal lake of fire for all eternity

wow gods a dick lol

Except ftl is not impossible according to Einstein. If you can warp spacetime itself you can take shortcuts through space, see Alcubierre Drive.

Because nobody gives a fuck about beaners or Mexican history.

Would Ayys invite us to join the greater galactic society at our current state?

>aliens decide that a relationship between a human and their own is necessary to bridge relations smoothly

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Not with him in the white house

user watch this doc

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I want to be beamed up by Ayys and feel them jam tech in my ass.

>implying any aliens that have mastered interstellar travel aren't on a plane of consciousness incomprehensible by mere human intelligence

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Christ, alien pussy must be amazing. That guy looks like he's gonna nut himself to unconsciousness.

this is a common thought i flirt with in my head, but it's extremely difficult(impossible) to grasp

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well greys are said to be drones and not beings so maybe it's their fun

This is why your logic is a simple pretzel

>oo I got em why don’t we have more sightings
>oo we do daily
>we’ll see when anyone can post a sighting it kinda loses its meaning

They might not be real but you sir have the brain of a child

Here are your primary sources, enjoy
vault.fbi.gov/hottel_guy/Guy Hottel Part 1 of 1/view

cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/DOC_0005517761.pdf

FAKE AND GAY

>order now and get not one, but TWO VHS COPIES

We are
We are
We are

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why there's no horror game about grays? those little shits are scary as fuck

>Implying aliens aren't another species of homos in hiding because of barbaric humans

>tfw no alien gf

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I can't explain a lot of things. It doesn't mean aliens did it.

What we're thinking of as Aliens, user...they're actually, uh....ok....they're actually extra-dimensional beings that have infiltrated the government and plan to herd the major population centers to destroy them so there will be fewer people and thus they wou

>tfw no alien wife

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>when people ignore that military vets, police officers or other people of high status come out and talk about seeing aliens
Pretty sure there have been governors, senators etc who have come out and said they have seen such shit. There is no reason why someone in a position like cop, airforce pilot etc would lie about this shit.

Everyone is always worried about gay ass aliens when goblins exist

>There is no reason why someone in a position like cop, airforce pilot etc would lie about this shit.

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Correct.

Better that than a 400 pound white supremacist m8

>tfw there's probably millions of alien lifeforms, both primitive and advanced that existed before us and have gone extinct, leaving nothing behind. Nothing for us to ever know about them, their appearance etc.

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>be pilot
>lie about what's on radar and what's happened around the base, a very very serious thing in the military
>get court martialed and spend 10 years in military prison
The reason such people are considered trustworthy is because they have a lot to lose by saying that shit, and even more if they lied. It's a lot more trustworthy than billy bob who works at the packing plant.

youtu.be/-jo3F29JSfs

People are people. Just because they're in a position that you find respectable doesn't mean they won't lie if they believe it can somehow benefit them. If you're wondering what they could get out of telling such a lie, that doesn't matter either. Just a couple months ago in my neck of the woods, a cop made up a bunch of bullshit, used his lies to plan a drug raid, and the cops ended up killing two innocent people. Investigation found he's probably been doing it a while. Who knows what the fuck he was getting out of it.

alien is probably a succubus (demonic entity) deceiving him to drain his life energy

>comparing cops aka rednecks with barely any training
>with high ranking officers

>There is no reason why someone in a position like cop
>>>>>like a cop

They're not liable to be truthful outside the military, i.e. recanting tales of their days on base with fucks like you and me

canada's government believes in ovnis

Suddenly the claim that alien sightings are just owls makes a lot more sense

Thousands of people suffer mental illnesses too.

I believe in UFOs too, but not in sentient extraterrestrial visitors.

I'm sorry user, if you travel to those spots a boat won't still be there.

That's completely valid and I respect your opinion. I'm open to the posibility but I neither accept or deny it.

not really, those are juveniles, they wouldn't be out and about at night to get spotted. Some alien sightings are definitely owls or other night wildlife though.

>we

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is that the fucking game over screen from Shadow of the Colossus?

>HURR I made an argument by posting a chinese cartoon girl
Please do us all a favor and fucking kill yourself. You're not good for the world

>we
GOTCHA YA LITTLE GRAY SHIT

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These images don't come from chinese cartoons, these are completely original images created by an artificial neural network.

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oooh boy this was a good thread, good laughs all around, thanks for this guys I needed this, glad to know I can come here and laugh at morons whenever I need a pick me up.

Yeah it's wild the retards on here who doubt extraterrestrial visitation

You should check out /x/

>alien-kino gets accolades; however, zombie-shit prints money
It's not fair xenobros!

>phoneposter
>thinks the word ufo means aliens

I wonder what kind of vidya aliens play, I wish we could try some.

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Isnt this from xcom

thinking weve been visited by aliens is some flat earth tier shit, the more you learn about physics the more you realize how absolutely fucking far away we likely are from the next civilization

>there's people that dont believe in a breakaway government/civilization that is hiding advanced technology in energy and propulsions

here's the link btw youtube.com/watch?v=BQxD1uUEz4Q

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>aliens using fucking ASCII

Anybody who fell for this should be ashamed.

If they've genetically modified themselves to be efficient workerbees, they probably don't partake anymore.

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cropcircleresearch.com/articles/arecibo.html

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>Implying the ayys/future humans don't already have a time machine on this side.
>Implying they even need a time machine on the other side.

Why do grey alien designs unsettle me? Why Yea Forums?

Fuck if you really want an existential nightmare, one of those long-gone lifeforms might be us one of these days.

>The aliens have eliminated all bacteria from their ecosystem
Good way to kill your entire planet along with yourself

>might be

he cute

everything is an alien from the sun

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massive black judgemental eyes

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They know what you've been whacking it to and disapprove of your tastes

Fear shows your inferiority, rookie

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OUTER SPACE DOESN'T EXIST
THE MOONLANDING WAS FAKED
THE EARTH IS FLAT
THE ILLUMINATI TRIED TO USE NUKES TO BREAK THROUGH THE FIRMAMENT AND FAILED

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how come we cant see the firmament then

god i want that ayy lmao to suck my dick

so if i fly far enough in a private plane i should smack into the glass right schizo

>might

What makes you think you can't?

w-whats in the great deep?

Hypothetically if I was an alien, I wouldn't be sexualized, right?

anime cat girls

Explain the battle of los angeles
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Los_Angeles

Imagine alien lolis

>Get found under contempt and go to prison
No one is saying it's a guarantee they are not lying but it is an objective fact their words carry more weight. If you cannot grasp why, you may be an idiot. Sorry.

What happened to him, Yea Forums?
youtu.be/ee3bld4lTG0?t=47

>why don't you just fly/boat to firmament bro
Gee, I dunno. It's not like there's a coalition of world nations actively working together to keep the average person from discovering the irrefutable truth for themselves. I mean, it's not like several nations have bases all over antartica (the icy ring that surrounds the world) or anything. It's not like people get turn away by military when they venture too close to the ice wall.
You would have to be crazy to think that this group of governments is up to anything. Ignore that the logo of the UN is literally a map of what the true earth is estimated to look like.
We have no way of knowing.

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It's a pretty good album.

Aliens are humanoid because of alien abductions, which usually happen during bouts of sleep paralysis.
It's really common for people hallucinate human shaped demons during an episode so the aggregate of a bunch of them would be a little grey man.

That or artist are really horny and will only create something if there is a chance they could fuck it.

Sup.
I was expecting another comfy teratophilliac thread but oh well. Not every thread has to derail into gosposting and alien pussy

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In 1962 the united states government attempted to break through the firmament by firing nuclear weapons straight up into the sky in what was called operation fishbowl. They don't even try to hide it.

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>it's a documentary

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>somebody posts a shaky image of a nintendo switch screen with steve in it
>"fuck off retard, shake your hand a little bit more will you?"
>somebody posts a shitty shaky image of an alien
>"dude I think it's real"

show me the videos of people being turned away by the military

schizo incel detcted

She is perfect.

>he believes in the fake ones instead

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fuck sleep paralysis i used to get that every week when i was in high school, freaked the fuck out of me trying to break out of it, eventually wake up then ask people if they heard me screaming in my room, but apparently i wasnt making a sound. sometimes id slip immediately back into it again when trying to go back to sleep. I'm in my 30s now though I haven't experienced it since one time when I was i think 26

I bet aliens will never come here because they know the moment you come here, you would want to mate with them

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The only aliens are the ones we ourselves create. Humanity will only advance to a Rimworld-era of technological advancement. Humans may develop differently on different planets but that's assuming humans will ever live on other planets. Look into what organisms humans are experimenting on in earth.

>irrefutable truth
According to your dumb fuck map, the Arctic Circle should be around 16,000 km, which is what it is on a globe. Now since you can't circumnavigate the Arctic Circle (what with all the Russia and Canada in the way) we can do the next best thing and circumnavigate the Antarctic circle instead. Go buy a sail boat, make sure the Internal Navigation System works or replace it with something you trust to keep an accurate Dead Reckon (maybe something mechanical) then start sailing from Joinville Island (the most northern island on the Antarctic peninsula, looks like a penis too) and keep sailing til you hit it again. The results of your Navigation System should tell you whether this map is real or not.
Make sure to brings loads and loads of food, like just fill every fucking nook and cranny with food and water. Be sure to get up close to those cool as shit icebergs too, hell get up close to the glacier and give it a tap and you'll have your own!