Describe your sex life using a vidya quote

Describe your sex life using a vidya quote.

>you are out of mana

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>You are already dead.

>you violated the law

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>Gee, it sure is boring around here.

>you need to gather your party before venturing forth

I'm out of range

Now, that's just embarassing.

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>just like the simulations

COME!

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Slippery little bastard, i dont have time for this

>I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

I shot a man in Reno.

>you are out of ammo

CUM GUARDIAN!

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Now I live on, THROUGH THIS ARM

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night I can feel my (leg). The comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too, don't you?

You're right hand comes off?

>Curios is the trapmaker's art

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Wowzer, this town has gone Bowser.

>you have violated my mother

>but nobody came

I NEED YOUR HALP

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>this enemy is much stronger than you

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Kojima is a master for teasing us with his best MGS game yet then giving us V. The Phantom Pain I feel for what could have been.

You're just a pawn

IT'S ALL OVER NOW
DOOR'S LOCKED

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When the you got the ball, you gotta score!

I never have the ball, though. Alternatively, pic related.

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Wood Needed

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MY BLADE IS UNBENDING