Had a dream that I finally got a gf

>online
>gf

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>online gf
oh nonoNONONO HAHAHAHAHAHA

t. the online gf

Experiencing a de ja vu, I swear to god I’ve seen a thread like this with the exactly replies in my dreams or somewhere before.

Yeah, you’re probbaly fucked. The thing with girls is that you have to make them know your intentions, or else you’re stuck in the friendzone

I haven't experienced online deja vu yet.
The future is now.

Online dating is a fucking meme, what are you going to have sex on discord?

>Dating girl
>Her dad hates me for some reason
>Convince him to stop hating me
>Can finally date her in peace
>I wake up from my dream

I think my dreams are trying to make me feel better because you're not supposed to remember dreams, but when you do, it really sucks

I have not met a girl in real life who was single in 4+ years. I work a night shift solitary job and everyone I meet through friends or social events is engaged or has been dating someone for upwards of three years.

Sometimes you have to accept your lot in life. An online girlfriend was the best I could do. The one nice thing is that 90% of my real life relationships with friends, and stuff like my job were not affected because of her distance.

Girlfriends are mostly shit. You just want what you don't have.

Like five times in the last three years I've had girls show obvious interest in me only to find out through the grapevine they had a bf the whole time. They NEVER mention him to me.

Why do girls do this shit?

I did, and she said it was cute I think of her so much. We have a date set up, but I have quite literally never had one before and the excitement of it is starting to turn into nervousness.

Hey watch We Bought A Zoo.

All you need is 20 seconds of insane courage. If she just wants to be friends: you saved yourself a bunch of time overthinking things and now you have a friend.

Research about narcissism and heal yourself so you can be free from her and the people like her

What about that girl that works at the gas station, the one with the lisp?

I figured online dating died when Tinder and snapchat entered the scene.

Doesn't exist, instead there is a fat indian man.
I know full well how vile she was. The fact of the matter is that I put up with it all because I thought she would be the only one to ever want me in any way.

Four years later, and it turns out that despite her betrayal and the abuse, I was right.

You dated her for 4 years and yet never met her

No I only dated her for a couple months. I meant 4 years since we broke up. I knew her for about a year and a half before dating. By spreading lies, doxxing my friend, and doing a bunch of other scummy shit behind my back and comforting me about it, she manipulated me into dating her in order to completely fuck me up even further.

>fat indian man
rise to the challenge dude, i bet he feels the same way you do, thinking no one wants him.

Be the change that you want to see.

even if I was gay and into fat indian dudes, I think that nigga's married anyway

>online gf

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Start going to a different gas station.

Nigga at least you've got a date. Just don't fucking overthink and think of it as hanging out with her like you normally would.

youtube.com/watch?v=8qV9Hy0C5zk

so you didnt even fuck?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>had that dream again where i was a pretty boy in middle school and girls started to think i was gay or raped or something because i never talked to them

feels bad man i could have had a good childhood memories will all of that cute girlfriend stuff

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i met my gf online and it worked out great, i know plenty of people who have done the same as well. youre still dealing with a real person, only an absolute retard could get catfished or anything. being in an ldr with no intent of meeting though is retarded and a dead end.

>had the dream where I finally grow some balls and kill myself

If only I was so brave when awake

>his dreams aren't the ones where he can't find his classroom or he's late for work

Yo dude, trust me, it really doesn't make you any happier. Having someone constantly draining your wallet, just siphoning your life away with stress and of course all the dramatic bullshit that comes with it, eating time you could be using for vidya or anime or any sort of productive passion you might have like art or lifting or whatever. Women are fucking intolerable and just not worth it, period. I speak from experience.

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>All you need is 20 seconds of insane courage.
I never thought of it like this, it really is just one instance in time where you need to suck it up to get eveything out in the open, no bullshiting around.

Not him but NEVER hit on staff at any sort of gas station or store in general. They get that same treatment from almost every guy that comes in with your same mindset, and they're almost always sick of it.

>got a gf thanks to videogames

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Dude just literally be yourself, its not a meme.

>got a gf literally due to shitposting
feels weird

This is the same exact shit that happened to my friend except it's much worse because of how fucked up my friend is. She made him distance himself from all his friends. He moved to her city and now they live together even though they've broken up. He pays for everything she wants while she stays at home.
I kind of want my friend back, but after seeing just how fucked up he is I'm not sure anymore.

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>online gf
stopped reading there

>finally worked up the strength today
>broke things off entirely with my abusive bf
Feels fucking great, Yea Forums, I haven't felt this free in such a long time.

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>got a gf by kidnapping her
Ariel Castro is the name.
Collecting gfs is the game.

If that's true then why do all people I know keep their girlfriends for years. I mean I observe the drama, the trivial arguments, the routine, the fact that their gfs are borderline retarded but they still play the game.

Is it because of the pussy?

i had a dream that i was running from a shooter gunning people down randomly in a town square. i can still remember that shock to the chest when i (thought) i heard shots down the street. i ran and saw a friend of mine getting aired out, but i figured fuck it buddy you're a goner and im outta here.
i rarely have nightmares or violent dreams what the fuck i havent played a shooter / gta in months all i play now are rpgs

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smoke indica buds before going to bed so less dreams

This user needs to explore any and all of the few options he has. Even if that means getting shot down by a few cashiers.

You've never had sex or have even been in a romantic relationship.

>smoke weed before bed to stop the dreams
>always have more dreams