Duck in gamestop

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>has time to give vague warning
>but not inform us of the actual threat

There is no threat, he just hates /news/ and wants to kill it before it can be born. As expected of a faggot time traveler, I bet this retard didn't even take into account the boostrap paradox and didn't realize his actions will have lead to the creation of /news/ instead of destroy it.

I wish I had a duck

i'm hungry

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Silly quacker.

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wow that's very nice, I will buy my videogames from epic store from now on

aw man I miss my pet duck
my mum accidentally killed her
poor girl choked to death on a meal worm

What's he buying? Call of Duty Quack Ops?

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Shut up you dirty tripfag.

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"hey, got any games?"

more like cringestop

thanks guys ducks are my favorite :3

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do ducks like having their bellies rubbed

>one copy of xxx for xxx, please
What does it buy?

I would've kicked it

rest in peace anons duck
she was a good duck
how could she not be?
she was a duck.
now is her time to rest.

That's illegal in the my holy kingdom.

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One copy of Imagine Party Babyz for Nintendo Wii, please.

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>VERY angrey duck moving at incredible hihg speeds

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haha look at him go

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>they had to lock him in an astral prison
>still just as mad, after all these aeons

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Were it not for the fact that they don't have any sphincter muscles and just poop on a whim, they'd be the perfect indoor pet.

Natural selection

holy shit that seal is huge, i thought they only came in dog size

This is what your mom told me about you last night.

nice duck

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Nah nigga

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is this possible natty?

that's a walrus, it doesn't count

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Ducks are pretty decent animals. Now geese, they can fuck right off. Give them some bread and they immediately try to bite you. FUCK GEESE

What buying?

How long was it until the duck was stomped to death by an antisocial sociopath who came in to buy an edgy game?

I want those Xbox games

Ducks are rapists and necrophiliacs

Sorry the ducks bought our whole stock, those are just display cases.

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but they can also be small and comfy

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*gets clubbed by Norwegian*

nigga cant even buy duck game in a game stop only the steam credit for it or ps store credit (i dont think you can buy ouya credit in a game stop) why he there

Duck Hunt

Holy shit is that a Vinesauce reference?

GRAND

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>too casual to use a sock

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Norwegian here, se*ls are evil

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ducks can't even get past pleb filters

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Wow predators have sharp teeth? Who could've guessed. Let's just beat them all to death with clubs.

Norrbagge.

>It's hen for you, sir.

Goose Nukem

he should go to the Subway next door. Because apparently ducks eat free at subway