Blood elves shouldn't be able to be warriors
Blood elves shouldn't be able to be warriors
why
because they are weak and small, and probably they think themselves above dirty work.
based on what, faggot
god this makes me want to play an MMORPG, why are all of them shit Yea Forums
Built for mating press.
incel
Because the genre is shit by design. It's annoying, but it is what it is.
Doesn't mean that they are not going to defend themselves, during wc3 there was a lots of high elves footmans. They probably weaker than orc or human but they still exist.
>every race has its own army
>every race has foot soldiers
>therefore every race can be a warrior
>b-but belfs cant be warriors!
soon brothers, we are going home
I want to marry and impregnate a blood elf.
I absolutely love (Blood) Elves in modern day clothing, but then there's stuff like that's also amazing. In conclusion, I just love Blood Elves.
if I lived in wow of wow and could choose a race I would be blood elf
I wish I was a blood elf girl
I wish I could fuck you
I wish it was TBC instead, but I’ll still play.
But they can be paladins too, which is basically the same skill set minus but with the addition of holy magic.
This is where I want to spend the rest of my life.
Tfw no lard-assed whale of a draenei gf that can't stop over-eating human food.
I don't even like vanilla very much outside of some nostalgia for early alliance zones desu. I'll play it because there's nothing better in this dead genre but people seriously need to temper their expectations.
Pierce pls
i wouldnt mind if I was a pillow like creature that was her pet
>tfw a cute hot Blood Elf will never fall asleep with your face between her thighs
Not even the Forsaken know my suffering
Why do you morons always ask this question?
If these Elves were real, there would be no choice for you. You wouldn't get to pick one of them; an Elf would pick you, and there'd be nothing you could do about it. Nothing.
Blood Elves and High Elves have at least some mastery of magic, and would just overpower you just like that. Don't even get me started on the actual competent Mages, Priests and Warlocks who can and will enslave you if needed.
Void Elves have their void tendrils and can easily constrict you until you give in or die.
Night Elves are either physically overwhelming, Druids who can use nature to subdue you, or also masters of magic.
I know this is Yea Forums and people don't believe anything (nor should they) but this is my pasta, and it puts a smile on my face that it is reposted.
>ywn be enslaved by a elf
Don't say these things. You don't know what you're getting yourself into.
You think that would be nice? Elves are notoriously demanding of their servants, and you will have to dedicate your entire life to her satisfaction. As an inexperienced slave, she might be lenient at first when you fail to properly massage her ears, or kiss her firm ass when she's resting after a day of slaughtering Alliance (your former allies, as she will no doubt remind you).
But before long, she will expect you to perform flawlessly, and you risk fates worse than death if you cannot satisfy her.
When you fail to bring her to climax when she rides your face, she will smother you unconscious. When you mess up her hair instead of fixing it in an elegant updo, she will make you do it all over again while taunting you, or even threaten to drown you in her bath if you set it to the wrong temperature.
But the punishments for failure isn't even the worst part of being enslaved by an Elf. It's the humiliation you have to suffer when she takes you along to her girl's nights, where she parades you like the pet you are, and makes you satisfy her while her friends watch and chat casually, or even convince your mistress to share you - further wearing you out.
Or, when she's not lounging with her friends, she might just be content with sending you out on errands, most likely buying new dresses and shoes for her. And if you're very, very unlucky, she will just collar you up, chain you to her bed and have you live out the rest of your life as a pillow and sextoy.
Reminder that female elves were made for human men to breed with.
human men are for tauren women tho...
Humans are built for big orc vulvas
Blood elves are the bringers of magic and an ancestral race that pushed off the troll empires.
Blood elves are mana crazed seasoned warriors that have gone through some crazy shit, their casters are even more insane.
Much like many things in tbc, they did a fucking horrible job in portraying the race, the difference between wc3 blood elves and tbc blood elves is disgusting
Even the fucking box art got it right, a grizzly, scarred, mana runes filled warrior.
And we get a walking fag joke
what the fuck went wrong
I think Gnomes and Blood Elves should be removed, they only exist to expand the roster and take up space.
I want to have a Draenei GF with a massive horsecock that gets off on being the sub and big penis humiliation.
Interesting take. If anything, there is a lot of variety in fetishes among WoW waifu lovers.
have sex incel
Not until there's a Blood Elf to take me from my boring life and make me into her pet
>Yea Forums tells me to have sex
>go to an escort
>have sex
>still love anime thighs
H-how would you do that
God I wish I was a Tauren girl
Escorts don't count, user. That wasn't REAL sex.
Good thing she has such big thighs so that when she smothers you, you won't have to look at that face
I actually play a bitchy blood elf warrior wanting to be broken into a subservient dress wearing wife
same
Is this a wow classic thread?
moar like this
(male)
*AEHM* FUCK THE ALLIANCE and fuck humans.
it can be anything you want
That's all I have sorry...
No actually, but I'm not opposed to being futa.
at this point every race should be able to become any class
Cute socks, I wish I was a night elf girl.
Actually, contrary to what I believed to be true (), this is where I want be until I die
*ahem*
FUCK DARK IRONS
FUCK ELVES
FUCK GNOMES
FUCK HORDE
AND FUCK MOIRA BRONZEBEARD
This. Why aren't Bronzebeard dwarves rising up?
Traitor
>official art
>thinking that's official
babbies first fanart
WASH YOUR BACK
Dude it's [the aquivalent of the 21st century in the Warcraft universe]
Sorry, but since Night Elves are bigger, so is the comfort of having your face pressed against her (relatively) enormous thighs and lips that can engulf your entire head.
God, why are night elves so breedable? You can't do this to me, user...
You do know elves have superior upper body strength right? Their vision and their upper body strength is what makes them such good archers, they can draw like a mother fucker.
>wanting to fuck elves
Degenerates, the lot of you
I really want to erp as a girl of ANY WoW race desu.
Mm?
They are stronger than night elves at least.
night elves live in the nature, of course they'd be stronger than blood elves
So what. NEs are the weakest race who got rekt in their own lands multiple times.
that's because the lore they write is shit.
Imagine walking around in real world with your blood elf gf. Everyone would be jealous as fuck.
>curvy elves
My one weakness
too bad you're an ugly man and you always will be
This so much. Imagine introducing her to your parents, or going out and having literally every man, woman and child stare at her in awe.
Almost makes up for the fact that you'd have to go down on her literally every night for the better part of an hour.
who are you again?
>you'd have to go down on her literally every night for the better part of an hour.
imagine...
>tfw no blood elves in classic
god this is such a good feeling
When are you finally going to do something relevant?
Just kick Anduin in the dick or throw Sylvanas off her throne, I don´t care
Imagine gatekeeping sex because you have such a weak sense of self
Too thin
Imagine knowing you'll love her with all your heart for all your days, but all you could be is a passing fancy for her immortal life.
same, I could easily live off furfag twitch money
by the light i want a human gf
Me too, but only so it's even nicer when an Elf seduces/enslaves me.
how is that more different than having a gf?
i wish human females were real
Jesus fucking christ, my dick.
>noble savage race refers to them as the perfect warrior
>weak
Why can't humans have red eyes, they can have blue and green, why not red?
seeThis isn't wc3 anymore.
And even in wc3 the orcs easily raped them.
It's one of the few things WoW did right by making them an insecure race begging from the humans to help them.
Swap the horse cock for a human one and you have the perfect fetish.
>Step on her cock (softly to not hurt her too much) and rub her while remarking how she shouldn't have a cock, and especially not one that big
>She can't stand it and begins pumping
>"Oh, so now you're mating against the sole of my foot? You're not even an elf anymore, you're an animal!"
>She cums
>You laugh
Then you kneel down, hug her, pat her head and tell her that it's alright, that you love her just how she is
High Elves should be extinct
I will always be mad that shes a death knight now. She was brought back because of her popularity but became someone else entirely so what's the point
wtf my hands don't look like that
they do now zugboi
Human's from Lorderon are a threat to nu-Humans and Forsakens. They can't be allowed to live.
BC was literally build 4 sex
FUCK elves give me draenei gf
I wish they would bring draenei into classic but thats not gonna happen. RIP.
That's weird, you have a deformity ?
have sex incel hahahahna
user, please, no more...
My poor dick!
sverige
ja
>Pay $40 to unlock high elves
god i wish that were me
Dwarves are too good of a race to be stuck in this shit game
I want to see a nelf or draenei bully a belf qt for being so much smaller than them.
But gnomes should, right? xd
Blood elves should never have been allowed on the horde
Same. And I wouldn't mind being that belf qt.
I want to not see this picture of the collective retardation of the new models ever again. All at once is too much and I blarped.
NEs don't deserve her
I want to be a qt night elf and be forced to do an orc's dirty work
Horde isn't the real horde anyway. Metzen made you kill those guys off so you could be LGBT or something and focus on PvE skinnerboxing instead of killing the other faction.
Please don't remind me
And they're going back to wc3 to change the story to fit wow too. So even our memories of old Warcraft aren't safe
Nice.
I want her to wrap me in that heavy, bladed cloak and hold me close to her armor and stair at me with a silent glare like that of an owl.
I`d prefer it the other way around If you know what I`m saying...
>no blood elves
>no transmog
>no casuals
>no handholding
>shitters going back to retail after 20 or after they get ganked
elves desire human men
you guys are too hopeful blizzard actually hates all of you
>why not red?
Get an albino gf.
seething
Elf ears were made for bullying.
there were high elf warriors in warcraft 3 campaign, bro
who the fuck wants to play horde
literal mudhut niggers eating KFC in their designated nigger KFC huts in the middle of every zone (complete with every vendor, more quests then alliance and FP ofc oh and sometimes there is even a zeppelin or free transport thrown in) while chimping on anything that moves in numbers only despite rolling for pvp racials but never actually 1v1ing to use them
then porting into their literal mudhut nigger KFC city called "orgrimmar" more like ogreshit lol blizzard literally took some somalian shithole town and copy pasted it into wow to give that authentic nigger feel to the faction le monster races br0 check out these NO SHOES so whacky better name myself something fucking retarded like boogerbones to fit in btw get owned kid totally bg queued out of that 1v1 close one
you want a sick capital city to afk in br0? take your pick :
- literal sewer shithole with aids and feces everywhere
- some fucking retarded canyon thing where you fall off and die
- literal nigger kfc somali city
NO
SHOES
NO SHOES
N O S H O E S
N I G G E R
FUCK YOU HORDE NIGGERS
How do we make the NEs great again?
NE heritage armor when? Only reason I'd have to resub.
>lick.jpg
I would until my tongue falls off
You want to play as the human lapdog so badly?
>15 years late
>still looks like it's from 15 years ago
I hope they'll upgrade it looks because this is pathetic even by WoW armor standards
tfw no human gf
Blood Elves and Forsaken shouldn't even be in The Horde at all.
She cute
Same with Night Elves being in The Alliance.
>b-but muh pvp
Blood Elves taking Orc/Tauren dick is my favorite.
We have gnome warriors. WHo cares at this point?
Fuck pvp. Fuck WoW and fuck this dumpster fire that it became.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, STOP WITH THE FANTASY LEWDS!!!!!! THEY ARE MY WEAKNESS!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Invent the matrix or something, you fucking faggots. I wanna make sweet love to night elf priestess in a moon well, I wanna have a threesome with a blood elf and a human girl. AND EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN! FUCK, I WILL NEVER GET TO LIVE OUT MY WILDEST AND HOTTEST FANTASIES, EVER! WHY CAN'T IT BE REAL, WHY!?
They needed a pretty race to attract more players to the horde and blood elves drew the short stick. The statistic was like 46% of the horde's total players being blood elves or something like that.
>The Horde was originally a collection of races the rest of the world hates banded together
>The rest of the world hates the blood elves
>They don't belong in the horde
Which server do I have to enter to find a cute, thirsty NE that seeks to pleasure superior, human males?
giving them the best pvp racial helped a bit too
I race changed my blood elf paladin to a zandalari
>Garithos bad
>let's join up with niggers, retarded cows, WEWUZ and undead humans
Belfs are retarded. And even porn with them okay at best.
>The rest of the world hates the blood elves
Why are you making shit up
It's Garithos shitposting
Why? Because we steal all your husbands?
i wish we could turn back time to the good old days
bribe some bronze dragons or get deathknights to massacre them
Oh yeah. The BElves were betrayed by Garithos because the Naga helped Kael with a large undead problem. Garithos deliberately gave Kael progressively difficult tasks and jobs that were below the capabilities of the prince. Don't even start with his past. Personal feelings don't belong in a military alliance and Garithos blew it when he wanted to kill all the BElves in his army. Even though he knew what happened in Quel'Thalas. If this weren't WoW and the plot didn't require everyone to be flaming retards then the BElves would've joined neither The Horde, nor rejoined The Alliance. Instead they could've reclaimed their homeland with the Naga and plotted the Scourge's demise.
>ywn experience this in your life neither with irl girls or with cute and immortal elves.
There is no relief is there?
>filename
Proof?
It's the writers. Normally they would've never done that under a competent one
haha wouldn't it be funny if she crushed your face with her thihghs cause human are blood elf enemies haha
WHY CAN'T I HAVE A BLUE NELF OR DRAENEI WIFE LIKE THAT!?! WHY!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's the gooks. The incels would only play Horde if they could be pretty white ppl.
A shame about all those horse cocks
They literally don't need that. They not only have a large army of hunters, they have druids, Chimeras, Mountain Giants and all those Ancients. And at night they are even deadlier. They should've still been their own faction like in WarCraft 3. They literally don't need the help of The Alliance.
This post reads like something from resetera. You best be trolling dude.
i remember watching a podcast and mark kern was saying something along the lines of the korean mmo market always had a "beautiful" race on the "evil" side, and there was massive faction imbalance in korea, no one was playing the horde niggers
>why can't I have holier than thou cunts or space jews
?
>naga would've helped
They would still tell Kael to fuck off to Outland and join Illidan on his quest to shit on BT
They hate playing buff orc women?
>"OH - one thing I vaguely remember was that Blood Elves were based on a STRONG request from a poll of asian players (either korean or chinese - I can't remember which was live at that point) - where many remarked on the horde side that they and their girlfriends wanted a non-creepy femme race to play."
I almost started crying just from reading this
>shit textures and based off of the vanilla druid
as if we didn't have enough night elf druid gear already, if they don't make a full fledged sentinel set they can fuck off
belf girls belong to worgen cock
here's your heritage armor bro
Also in a real situation, Illidan would've stayed in Azeroth if he feared Kil'Jaden's wrath for failing at destroying Icecrown.
>Finally leave the stinky mud huts faction
>Had to bathe in a little bit of mindbreak goo, but it's okay
>Finally arrive to Stormwind
>Night elves talk down to you
>Draenei treat you like a child
>Humans call you a traitor two times over
>Dwarves and gnomes say you're an "ass pull", whatever that means
Well, this sucks.
Goddamn I've never wanted to be panties so much before.
i bet you quest with a quest helper that tells you where to go. filthy casual
Too bad WoW retconned Night Elves being powerful.
A human mage taught Illidan how to use magic.
An orc warrior was so powerful that Cenarius gave him the most powerful weapon instead of a night elf warrior.
Tyrande is wet just at the thought of that Orc warrior 10000 years later and is also dreaming about Varian.
Jeez no wonder why the Horde btfo them so easily.
Not enough leather and pelts.
You are not prepared.
Artist?
dog shit colouration that reminds me of those edible party rings. too much plating. they could have at least made this one obtainable given it uses the silver tones.
Na, Illidan was a power-hungry junkie and thought that Outland was a good place to hide from him.
I hate this. I hate these retcons.
>Only exists so alliance players can be blood elfs
this girl tried to do this to me and it sent shivers down my spine and I had to get up and get away from her
Don't worry, you'll soon find a loyal Human husband who gladly leaves his boring bland Human wife for you, and will give you all the appreciation and love you desire.
Just, you know, try not to strangle him to death when the Void whispers get too much during sex, okay?
>Why do you like what I don't like - The Post.
I just want to live a comfy life with beautiful female lovers in a comfy fantasy world.
>Warcraft is bad only talking about waifus is the only way to remain relevant
Sad. Why haven't you accepted the light of Warhammer yet?
And Kil'Jaden found him. Told him to do his job or else.
You play return of reckoning?
do players that choose orc as their race realise that they're literally niggers?
>enslaved by demons
>humans kept them in internment camps and made slaves of them
>orgrimmar is just a massive mud hut in the middle of a desert
>they were brown before they were corrupted
this post has my consent
Because Warhammer was murdered and replaced with not!WarCraft 40K. And I wanted to finally go Tomb Kings.
>be high elf
>live in stormwind
>not even a mana druggie after the well got undead juice in it
>hear some blood elves turn into void crackers to join the alliance
>they get persecuted and shat on
o i am laffin
But you can go tomb kangz. Majority of /tg/ still plays Fantasy and only an autistic minority keeps trying to push Age of Shitmar.
how will they ruin the blood elves in reforged bros?
Yeah that's what I don't get. I feel like most wow oldfags really liked TBC the most, not actual vanilla. But I suppose "vanilla" gives an unambiguous place to start so there's no argument over what specific patch of the game was "peak WoW"
Well that's good. Now time to find minis. Though TWW2 is an option.
*We want the Warcraft audience*
SUBHUMAN RACES SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO PLAY PALADIN AND DO MAGIC EXCEPT FOR VOODOO NIGGER TIER SHIT
That's going in the book
BC is the only other expansion worth returning to, and I say this as a wrathbabby. Wrath was when they started adding too much convenience bullshit and they completely fucked gear progression by letting people skip 75% of the expansion's raids.
shes a complete bitch, remember the time she melted NE mages alive after Malfurion and Tyrande let them return to Darnassus?
If they weren't a faction, worked the same way as the Green Knight and only their leaders had mask helmets and hammers, then I wouldn't have had any problems with them. At least they did get some characterization, but AoS will never be good in terms of lore. Ever.
>those muscles
>tfw this is in the current game
those proportions are awful
Hard pass
It's understandable : She did everything to protect her people, sacrificed a lot and was tortured. When she came back she was shocked about what happened to the mighty Night Elves society : Teldrassil was a bawdy house, the NEs were the slut of the humans and worgens, Malfurion allowed the race traitor to come back and refused to bless the World Tree.
Ofc she went mad and wanted to get things right, before WoW happened.
Maiev is one of the last old-school night elves.
*HARD press
You guys are literal faggots. You could be a badass Illidan or Kael thas elf that ventures the world and fucks bitches but you choose to be a generic slut
>tall
>fit
>exotic skin colors
>fangs
Nelf girls really are great
Why are they called blood elves
I have an urge to kill a dragon
I guess the entire remaining population will die off then since theyre all above farming.
because they cut themselves and are addicted to bloodthistle
Shut you whore mouth. Star Wars Galaxies was fucking perfect until they fucked it up by trying to turn it into fucking WoW and made everyone a fucking Jedi.
got a problem?
I want to fuck a zandalari troll. I love 9ft tall women
One of the cutest mogs I`ve ever seen
Cute space goat.
I wanna play any race someone wants and erp with them...
Giv nelf gf
Blood elves shouldn't be
>bathing in a moon well
you realise people drink from it right
Rate my belf warrior!
1/10 due to shit race, shit face, shit hair, shit mog
qt/10
cute!
Their feet aren't all aligned.
we truly live in a society
I want to suck off this nelf
belfs are sooooooo booooring........
As generic as every other Blood Elf who make up 48% of the Horde now
also
>Elf Warrior
They shouldnt be able to be paladins either, but blizzard doesnt care.
This, good idea but will never be properly made.
I'll never understand people liking shitty mods like those
>that worgen looking at her ass
KNOTTED
Are those NPCs in game or were they all removed after Teldrassil event?
Based
Starting to recognise that filename now my dude
Because it was actually kinda cool to have a race that couldnt be a typical warrior even if in lore they could
What's wrong with the face and hair?
Thank you~
pkay goblin instead. Model update soon
>have to grind like an autist for the new warsaber or forever wonder if they'll make it obtainable with rating after BfA
That's not a very good defensive stance. Her anus is completely defenseless.
I actually took that picture the day I race changed off Goblin! I might make a few gobbo girls to replace her...
>not using betrayers regalia
I wanted something that went with Archimond's shoulders
made to be raped by kultiran male
Cute!
>using that set on a worgen
lmao
I wouldn't mind being raped by Alliance men...
>Trolls would be the tallest race on Azeroth if they had better posture
>have to grind
And then they make threads how they are bored of gaming and use their 2000$ PC for browsing
Can you imagine a Chad grinding for some shit if they don`t want to, if it isn`t fun?
>NEVER EVER
Fuck Blizzard. Fucking niggers teasing us and then not giving us what we want. God I fucking hate them.
More WoW qts!
Just like you
More for me honestly.
made for goblin dick
I should make a submissive Draenei who has a horsedick so big she wears a third sock on it...
Whats your favorite race lore-wise?
That's why we have zandalari. They are always upright
I like that curious look and the way her tabard obscures her undergarments, so that is seems that she wears none at all
because she is surely wearing some, right?
Blood elves should be breeding pigs
I want to be a Gnome girl.
I thought this look was gorgeous until I saw the boots
idk
>ywn nibble on those ears
It was a pretty early pic in leveling her, I have nicer stuff mogged now but I don't want to check what
I love that robe more than anything armor in the game though
i have no fucking clue where to start. warhammer seems interesting, but it's like star wars to me. it seems so inundated with so many different stories and characters and games/novels that it's confusing.
why do classic shills hate transmog so much
Only if I can be one of them...
I regret originally posting this image now
Because it makes people want to play dress up instead of playing the real game
and what do you do after the real game?
do you just raid log user?
it makes gear nothing but stat sticks since you just transmog it to something else. that guy you see in full badass looking tier gear is actually wearing questing greens and that set he's wearing is from 2 expansions ago. it ruins the sense of gear progression. wanting to look cool is a significant part of your character, and that gets ruined when that next upgrade you get isn't visually seen on your character.
also seeing slutmogs everywhere gets old real fucking fast.
>no way fag
>ywn be a nelf or belf girl and get inseminated by a plethora of other races
Hmph.
I want her to pound me like she paid for it. Until I can't walk.
PVP
Craft
Gather
Do Dungeons
Socialize
because it removes skill from PvP by allowing people to hide their gear with the model of lesser items
t. fan of transmog who understands its downsides and place in the game
you cant judge their gear just by their hp pool???
>new race could've been something cool like nerubians
>instead we got fucking mutts and pandas
I'll never not be mad
I need her to do me until I'm incontinent and need diapers
NEW = BAD
OLD = GOOD
mentality
>soyelves
>stronger than anything
kek
Elves shouldn't be able to go any other class than a cocksleeve, Yes the males too.
Needs a huge cock
No user, gay sex is not real sex.
that's a product of later expansions' homogenization of item design, in vanilla HP values would give you significantly less information than in retail
why aren't male elves ever allowed to be manly, Yea Forums? why are they forever cursed to be beta twinks that let their females be taken by men of other races?
Yeah, the corset, the color, jewels, the neckline and especially strong nelf shoulders
based and bobpilled
outside of delusional cuck memes, when are male elves not manly? Elves are manly as fuck in Warcraft, Warhammer, LotR, and every other non-shit setting I can think of
>undead male is actually taller than human
Based loardaeron genes.
>ywn suck her fat throbbing cock
why live
her belt is holding a thin piece of cloth covering her naughty bits, That can easily pulled off by anyone willing to satisfy her extremely high libido, I bet she poisons random men with a aphrodisiac and forces them to fuck her for the antidote.
I'd need proof it exists
Because men aren't manly in WoW dumbass.
To be fair NE mages were number one on Kaldorei shit lists for like ten thousand years.
Fuck even Illidan started out as a NE mage. Maive was completely reasonable in purging arcane heretics.
Eleven men I mean ofc*
citation needed
never fails to crack me up
Ahem.....FUCK FROST MAGES
Thank you
If it doesn't I might as well just off myself right the fuck now
Literally no fucking point in living if that was the case
>Fuck even Illidan started out as a NE mage
wrong
>muh convenience
MMOs died when they started focusing on gameplay rather than incentivizing players interacting with each other
>focusing on gameplay
user, vanilla/TBC WoW focused on gameplay. Don't group up concepts that don't need to be grouped up with garbage.
citation needed what? It's like the entire story of warcraft : Windrunners were breeded by Humans, Tyrande became crazy for an Orc and dreams about Varian. Shandris lusts after the warcraft meme version of Rambo...
Meanwhile Kael can't get human pussy.
Please he was a druid school dropout and only ever was a mage before the demons came.
MMO's also started to die when MMO-lite games could fill the same niche and not require subscription fees.
>outside of delusional cuck memes
So why are Gnomes allowed to be warriors, then?
I never said otherwise. WOW destroyed genre by being gameplay focused.
If the Trammel patch never happened UO would've been more popular than Everquest when Blizzard started poaching people in the community to design their game and the entire genre would look completely different right now.
I'm so lonely, I hope those stories are true and those guys are happy.
All that i said is 100% canon.
And i could even add for the "cuck meme" that one of the reasons why the Night Elves joined the Alliance is because they crave for Human cocks. That's the only reason i can find on why the most racist faction in WoW would suddenly submit to some human kingdom at the other side of the world they knew nothing about.
Also another one for the "cuck meme" : Where are Tyrande's children?
>allied races
>asspulled voidelves instead of highelves
>slightly whiter draenei
>tumblr whales
Absolute dogshit. Ateast we got dark iron dwarves.
I bet you wouldn't, you horde slut.
>for an elf to feel affection for a human, they have to be demigod tier heroes like Turalyon or Rhonin
>this somehow proves that elf men aren't manly
But UO always was gameplay focused too. If you have an interaction-focused game but no gameplay it's a shit fucking game. Convenience, lack of depth, lack of engagement, lack of investment, all of these things killed MMOs - the one thing that did NOT kill MMO's however is gameplay centrism. Trading is gameplay, negotiation is gameplay, searching is gameplay.
t. Former Eve player
Blood elf soldiers are either rangers or spellbreakers (which don't have a playable class alternative).
>Belf hunter
Oh god the tummy
Too bad Night Elves men can't be demigods i guess. Otherwise where are their human wives?
Face itn Humans banguing Elves is one of the oldest trope in fantasy.
Blizz writers self insert did it as well. And they perfectly knew what they were doing by adding Night Elves in Alliance.
Made for rough breeding sessions that last all night long.
Elf pits!
just play something like total warhammer 2 if you don't want to be forced to sink or swim with the lore. after awhile you can pick out things you want to learn about, and go from there
dragon girls > all
Who Dark iron here?
imagine using fel in 2019
Why do we do this to ourselves?
I know this dwarf
all they do is commission art of their OCs to try and get RP
They don't call her Jizzera for nothing.
>socialize
maybe go play habbo hotel, you're not ready for a real game
What is even the purpose of demon hunters now?
why not use it
Vanessa vanBRAAP
I wish this guy wouldn't use gross porn models for his drawings
I guess they can still fuck up Warlocks
>ow the edge
literally
There was a demon hunter NPC who pald around with a warlock during legion. Said eh only went with him so he wouldn't be controlled by force. So warlock > demon hunter
pumping themselves with Fel energy WOULD make them pretty easy to control, huh
there's gotta be lewd fanfic of that
Blood Elves easily have some of the coolest lore/history in WoW. They are by far the biggest group of badasses, and it's a damn shame that WoW has failed to properly portray that. When they were designed like metro twinks/blonde bimbos and they treated Kael'thas like they did, I figured there wasn't much hope.
To suffer as much as possible
No lifelines and no googling; for one million virtual dollars:
Nereid is a satellite of which planet?
A. Jupiter
B. Saturn
C. Uranus
D. Neptune
>Blood Knights
>black and red
>elitist snobs
they're great, aren't they
Gas the dragons, genocide war now
>tfw my orc warlock during legion mind broke the eredar twins to my cocks will
Shit was so good
>all races can be warriors
>all races can be hunters
>death knight is actually becoming somewhat exclusive given that no allied races can or ever will be DKs
I dig it. Them being mosters on the inside but nobles on the outside really bounced off of the typical Horde monster on the outside noble on the inside. Except Forsaken who were monsters inside and out, I like their niche too though.
We didn't need any new races after Cata imo.
What are the goats attempting to do to that fairy dragon?
>vanqueef
duel tournament
twitch.tv
>>death knight is actually becoming somewhat exclusive given that no allied races can or ever will be DKs
I doubt it, remember goblin and worgen DKS break lore. I expect blizzard will do that again some day
CUTE
Female Blood Elves are for animal cock only.
I know that a worgen DK is one of Arugal's worgen, but what's the lore justification for goblin DKs?
don't remind me
Based
Fucking loved this. It's edgy as fuck but it felt amazing to just be a DK for a change.
>female gnome arms warrior fights off min/max human bully
that meme face shit is so gross
based
all elven women are
>meme face
nigga what
It's a shame those dialogue options were introduces do late
that nasty ass tongue out vomit meme face
such a turn off in everything
"Mind" break more like closet vomit fetishes
are you talking about ahegao?
WoW Really ruined blood elves.
fuck blizzard.
How late are we talking since they were there at release of this shitty expac
if you go by Warcraft 3 logic.
dwarves shouldn't be able to fight outside of gyrocopters or having a mortar.
gnomes shouldn't even.
only night elf males would be allowed to be druids.
trolls should all be spear chucking jungle dwellers.
orcs should all have the IQ of a grapefruit.
taurens could only be warriors.
They were cool in early TBC. Silvermoon was a police stat, they drained a naaru to be paladins, they had crack dens and sweatshops and were skeevy magic hunters doing anything for a fix. Then they undid it all at the end of the very expansion they were introduced in and have done everything they can to clean up their image and make them High Elves again. Its so dull.
>ywn have an elf wife who is so excited to at long last conceived your children because she loves you so much and knowing you're mortal makes her so sad, but sharing in children with mean she gets to keep part of you around forever.
Why even bother living?
No they weren't. We had blood elf footmen and liutenants who did nothing but hit things with swords.
They're a society of magic users. It was interesting to think they were "above" such a simple class.
And that would be much better than wowshit
I'm talking about WoW as a whole.
First time I saw them was in WoD, I think?
>implying I'm mortal
Yrel wouldn't know what the hell a lich king is
Ahegao is hot. When women orgasm almost so sensory input is made into pleasure, that's why girls want you to get rough, they chase intense feeling like junkies.
ah, yeah i see why now
Elf girls fuck dogs.
no they don't incel
holy fucking yikes this post reads like a mgtow post
Whos the artist? And do they take commissions
I know, it's hilarious
>Who?
>Uh, Nerzhul?
>oh, that dick.
>choosing the race that are literally drug addicts
that'd be fine cause fel ain't so bad. it's just like weed.
>women don't chase the intense pleasure of making them moan
You have exactly zero idea what you're talking about.
>Doubling down on a retarded post
Oh god you believe it
Post your Incel account so i can laugh my ass off
thx m8
Ahegao is a visual metaphor of a women's pleasure, it's not supppose to be photo-realism you actual mongoloid.
Aside from not being that guy, there's absolutely nothing about that post that makes it retarded. There is no logical contradiction, it's just you calling it dumb. Very ironic.
I don't even know what account you're talking about, you mean battlenet? If you think confronting some stranger on the internet makes you cool, especially in regards to fucking Battle.net that's fucking hilarious. I can tell you're a white knight.
It has its roots in reality tbf. Eye rolling and retard face happen.
belfs are awesome
>buzzword: the post
when my girlfriend and i have sex she does this kind of face
>shitters going back to retail
it will be the other way around
shitters will go to classic as its the easiest incarnation of wow
cant wait for some backpedalling rank 14s
i knew 2016 brought in a lot of retards but this is just pathetic
Huh...
Worgen DKs possibly are Arugal's worgen or former trappers and guards in Northerend that got cursed/bitten by others and later taken by Scourge for slavery.
Goblins are former merchants from Kezan and other cartels that had shady businesses running around Northerend or Lordaeron. One of your caravans or ships got ambushed by the Scourge and you were taken as slave. So your life motto from then is:
"The only true things are money and death... and I can provide you both."
what I felt off about is that it would seems silly to me that some random schmuck gets turned into a DK
I always thought DKs, given how they are made rather than trained as a warrior or hunter, are some next level stuff
Arthas spammed the fuck out of DKs in that quest, you're supposed to be throwaway fodder iirc. Thats part of why you even turn against him at the end, you were made to die. The Northrend story on the other hand is his true goal, make the H&As greatest heroes go through the shit so he can turn them and get raid worthy DKs.
What's with the retarded pose?
>schmuck
unironicly using yidish
yeah, that makes sense
what was his goal at light's hope anyway? getting the ashbringer? or was it just to finish off the argent dawn?
oopsie : ^ )
Not just them.
if you like blood elves you are literally a neo-nazi aryan obsessed hitler loving /pol/tard trump supporter
That's weird
My gf does a face more like this
okay
>random schmuck gets turned into a DK
Anyone can be taken as hostage or slave. Knowing how fucked up Scourge is- you get fucked right from the start, you either get fed to ghouls or get turned into undead and serve to Lich King until you completely die or kill yourself.
What makes things more fun, is knowing that you're fucked right from the start get from the start, because you're basically a servant that must endure various rituals and survive, and after then if you do survive you're just a well trained undead slave with semi-free will, that is also a ticking time bomb.
for me it's Jaina
tfw no elf gf/wife to tease by playing with their ears
only dirty high elves degenerate their culture by race mixing.
Nice tree you got there sweetie
So, you mean most of High Elves? Windrunners are great example, since they all are literal coalburners, and all thirsty for human dicks.
That's not what coalburner means.
>incel
>yikes
>reads like
>mgtow
Don't blow a fuse, reddit
lorelet here, why are they called blood elves
Degenerate and coalburner is a same thing.
No, coalburner has a specific meaning, you fucking idiot.
sauce goddamn
Read all this:
wow.gamepedia.com
That's what I mean, dipshit. Blood Elves don't race mix, only High Elves do.
24/7 PMS
Fuck Classic, bring back MoP
When Arthas fucked up their kingdom and destroyed the Sunwell, Prince Kael'thas and most of the surviving high elf population called themselves blood elves in mourning of everything they had lost.
elves desire humans for their holes
>Lordaeronians
>White
this.
I still miss the feeling when I first came to Pandaria with all my toons.
hitting too close to home i see
have sex
you offering or what?
Warcraft girls are for each other
We know the WIndrunners shacked up with white humans because we know who those humans are, stupid shitposter. Turalyon is white. Rhonin is white. Even Nathanos is white while still alive in the Old Hillsbrad instance.
projection much
Kael wanted to fuck Jaina. Valeera takes Wrynn cock.
goddamn you fucking newfag retard,
addons.mozilla.org
get the addon and then reverse research with yandex, spread the word.
Good taste.
who's the artist?
says the guy obsessed with someone else having sex. Hmmm, really makes you think.
>Turalyon
>White
Maybe for an American
Alduin only likes Draenei horse dicks.
based
Have sex Incel
Oh wait no one would willing touch you
I used the built-in image search for Yea Forums itself, didnt find shit.
Never did care for add-ons, they make me feel like a faggot.
been here since the "newfag influx" of 2008
Hot would sign up for this
>This
>Not white
>nu turalyon
calling other people incels doesn't improve your situation, pal.
Is this post ironic?
Brothers.
Surprise surprise, the retards that can't even use racist slurs properly are meme-spouting /pol/fags. Probably Argentinian as well.
Projecting again huh?
Are you kidding?
sauce?
it would be an even more dog shit game if everything was so fucking restricted.
here your you.
look at the file name. It clearly came from paheal
poor bait from a lorelet
thanks user