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baste japan
To save our mother Earth from any alien attack
That's great and all but how am I supposed to buy your game if it's not available on PC?
>only shows the girl with an awful body and poor form
>barely show the guys who are actually fit
not based at all.
A trooper's body is harder than steel...
From vicious giant insects who have once again come back
>those twinks
>actually fit
Oi Im laffin
This is silly, I'm sold.
how long until California ban japanese games?
Japanese game advertisement are better than western game's advertising. Prove me wrong.
she has a pretty nice body.
Japan:
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USA:
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She really doesn't. You have zero taste, user.
How bout EDF5?
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When the commercial is better than whatever they're trying to sell.
You don't.
>those pushups
Could'nt they find a girl that is at least a little fit for this?
You're probably not one to talk, fat boy.
>mfw I found out Iron Rain was made by the same devs as the fucking WWE 2K series
They did a surprisingly good job
she basically has a perfect body.
CORE
VALUES
Why is EDF so BASED?
Literally gay.
Very nice
Every single person in these videos including the girl could beat the shit out of your pathetic asses.
Finally a decent ad for a game.
Wrong/10
I wish the girl would beat me haha
>those pushups
Disgusting
You mean cute?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
shit form desu, 2/10
How is everyone else finding iron rain? I'm struggling to get into this one after 4.1.
Not as different as I'd like, but still enjoying it. The controls feel better to me and I like the mobility
Yeah after a few missions I like the controls more, wish the jet rider kept directional momentum when you turned midair though.
I'm trying to give it a fair shake, but I'm really not liking it at all. I don't like having money and a store instead of random loot, none of the guns feel satisfying to shoot or to hit with, there's almost no feedback on anything, the stamina meter thing fucks your mobility, the wing diver replacement feels really bad to control and has all kinds of fucked up inertia, using vehicles or support equipment makes you lose money... It goes on. I don't really like ANY of the new changes they made and overall it just feels really sloppy compared to how tight 4.1 and 5 were.
oooh
D3 advertising is surreal
Here's them shitting on ironic weebs 6 years before Yea Forums hopped on that train
I see a gorgeous and cute Japanese girl on the thumbnail I immediately click on the video. Such a beautiful Japanese girl, she's so cuteThis CM did not help this game at all because instead of being interested in this game I'm more interested in this beautiful Japanese goddess
Is iron rain good? I keep seeing people call it a more serious tone of EDF, i suppose like how Insect Armageddon was like.
didnt another EDF game come out only a few months ago too?
>E D F
>E D F
>E D F
God I need to enlist NOW!
well said user, well said.
YIKES!!
>that belly and thigh flab
Guys I think I just enlisted
Based
Erect defense force?
She really looks like she doesn't want to be there
imagine they do an ad like this in the west
The absolute Lads in the back are lovin it though
>STOP SEXUALIZING WAHMEN
E-cup
D-cup
F-cup
It's subtle.
>The chick would be ugly
No, thanks. I'd rather they do with a chad instead, since nobody gives a fuck about men.
That's not the reason user
We'll unleash all our forces We won't cut them any slack!
reminder that using wing diver is easy mode and if you play wing diver you are a massive faggot. oh no got ambushed by a bunch of enemy's? well don't worry just hold down the "I'm a big bitch" button and fly away from your problems you never have to worry about taking damage ever again! honestly if you're such a pussy you need a crutch that big why even play the game?
I don't understand who this is supposed to appeal to.
yeah, whatever, faggot
someone post the image of white women getting absolutely furious that men thought the asian olympics girl was cute
What the FUCK? Is this real life?
Based
BANNERLORD WHEN
based Japan
What did they do to my EDF series?
Insect Armageddon was bad enough, but this is just awful.
I wonder who's behind this post
>that wast to hip ratio
Here's your (You), homosexual.
D3 are known to fuck around and do whatever they please. I personally prefer their live stages at TGS since they get to do more fun things like stripping girls down, having Kachou wear a cardboard box while playing EDF, sexy cosplays, live performances. All in the name of fun.
Wait, Kachou played EDF?
The EDF deploys!
Qt Asian girl. I would take her.
also
>that gap
Roasties are so jelly of superior Asian beauties.
Reminder that even ugly Asian women are fine, your children will have hybrid vigor.
Last years TGS day 1(I think it was Day 1) stage
I'll try and find the video
ugly crackers on suicide watch
Asian males are so extremely hideous that even ugly white guys seem average over there. Imagine if real white Chads moved to China how many bastards they would leave behind in a matter of few months.
>Bald ugly white guy, 6 different Chinese girls. Wonderful sex life in China. pornhub.com
im gay and i prefer to watch the girl thank those 2 guys.
if they hit me up on grindr i would instant block them.
Asian girls are actually moe as fuck if they aren't westernized.
>tfw dating one where I ask her a question I know she'll say yes to
>She doesn't say yes but nods her head in a really cute way
>Playfully tease her
>if I go too far I just have to make it up to her by treating her to sweets
It's like being the MC to a romcom anime. And to think just one month ago I was a dateless loser. Don't believe the roastie lies, Anons. They only want you to be alone so that when they want to "settle down" you'll be an option. Heed the words of your fellow user. Don't believe their lies.
>QT Asian girl == Anime Waifu>>>>>>>literal dogshit>>>>>>>>Western roastie
>that nervous foot jiggling
>forcing her to give social media details
What a rapist.
>grindr
enjoy your aids
delicious
>imagine how many bastards they would leave behind
Like from every US army base in those countries over the past 50 years? There are loads of half-america bastard children. That's probably the real reason why asian countries turned into soulless materialists.
Where do you even get non-westernised ones, tho?
Native asian girls are golddigging lizards.
C-can we get back to discussing EDF?
She was attracted to him so it's fine.
Whats with this girl?
she didn't give consent this is rape
dumb zoomer
>ugly people can pay for prostitutes
whites are literally a degenerate race of bald trannies justifying their continued living by vicariously enjoying the fat white 50 year old virgins traveling abroad to fuck lady boys out of desperation
Me on the left
another batch of deluded crackers cooked alive
Asian here. Why would you want unemployed village girl as opposed to smart city woman who will help you buy your third house?
JUST SIT ON MY FACE OMG!!
Look man, just tellme, or give me a name to google
JK gyaru is my jam aight? Dont make me beg
You are a delusional copefaggot.
>But what left me flabbergasted was that I also know a lot of laowai who are fooling around in China and they tell me China has a lot of “free girls” who don’t want any money and only want to go to bed with them, who want to marry laowai even if it means paying instead of getting money [to the foreigner], and who will take even the poor, the old, the fat, the disabled, as long as they’re laowai.
>For laowai in China, the success rate for getting girls is around 50-100 times higher than those of local men, and the women that our compatriots can spend thousands or tens of thousands on but can’t get laowai can get with just a cup of coffee. Many of male compatriots are extremely angry over this, so let me share the ways laowai pick up girls and the reasons they succeed easily. You guys should also find your own shortcomings, and not just blindly complain.
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naughty boy here, ask me anything.
r u gay
How naughty?
not reading your pitiful block of cope kobold, deluded crackers like you would be better off skipping straight to the suicide by cop end all you ugly depressed neanderthals turn to
What the fuck. WHAT THE FUCK.
Stop collecting property like pokemon
That pic is great. The expat woman's situation is so ironic, there are so many things fucked up about it and she has absolutely no self-awareness whatsoever.
Strange that's it an article about an article, though.
>manlets
>beating anyone
OH NONONONONONONO HAHAHAHAH
HUGE coooope.
Not reading it won't make it not cope.
>"Once I was on a bus and saw your typical American slacker. He was with a Chinese girl, feeling her up right there on the bus. You could see that she really wanted to let him know how moved she was by the experience, but unfortunately her English vocabulary seemed to consist of only two words.
>"A taxi driver once told me that once he picked up a black guy from a bar. He got in with a Chinese girl on each arm. He assumed that they were both ‘professionals’ so didn’t pay much attention. That was until they arrived at their destination: the dormitory of one of the top research schools. He said he was really surprised at that."
>"Maybe your reasons are sexual? In Australia there is a Ms. Shi who wrote an article saying “…. I have a girl friend who in China was already considered was quite open, a woman who has had abundant sexual experience. However, the first time she was with a western man, she still felt a kind of extreme “fulfillment”. Telling me about it on the phone, she was so excited that she was thinking of immediately marrying that westerner, whereas I rather calmly advised her that western men that are good in bed are common, that out of every ten western men, eight are great in bed while two are just so-so, that out of every ten Chinese men, two are just so-so while eight are awful.”
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Bro honestly, I just lucked out.
I saw a cute girl on a dating site that liked anime and games, she didn't use a profile pic(I didn't see a pic of her until a day before we were going to meet in person) and just took a shot and sent a message. Her description was honest in terms of height and body type but again it was a gamble that I lucked out on.
Shit was nerve racking enough in general though.
Best advice I can give as a total loser. Look for height more than body type as a sign of the truth. Asians don't really lie about height much so a small girl will often be on the thinner side(science and all that, ask /fit/). Additionally finding one that doesn't go out much is ideal if you're also kind of a shut in. You'll have something in common for one thing, second is that you can organize dates around what would be more traditional hanging out initially.(Game center plus vidya at her place was my first date)
Finally, try and find a date where you won't be as self conscious as a first date. Both of you will be nervous enough as is so if its something that you can get lost in the moment because if you aren't having fun then what's the point in dating.
Can't really say more than that since 99% of this was a gamble on my part.
based
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247:00 onwards is Arino's part till he leaves.
> One afternoon I was coming back to work with a French woman that I work with. We saw from a distance an old person picking up trash. He was pushing a cart. The French woman poked me, saying “You see that?” “See what?” “Over there right in front of you.” Only then did I see that this old person was a foreigner, carrying a bag, with long dirty hair. I’m a little short sighted and had thought he was someone picking up trash. That cart he was pushing wasn’t a cart at all, but a pram, with a little half-blood kid in it. Next to him was a Chinese girl, a slim young Chinese girl.
>he French girl laughed: “What’s up with you Chinese girls?” She was laughing because we had just been talking about this topic over lunch. Actually I’ve seen and heard it many times before; the story of this kind of foreign guy and Chinese girl. I haven’t paid much attention but this pair before me were in a class of their own. This sweet Chinese flower and this old, ugly, fat, short, bald, shriveled foreign guy, and their little baby in its pram.
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>a total loser
I'm more of a loser than you, bro. Which dating site?
And here is Kachou in a cardboard box armor
based fat, ugly, short cuckolder
Straight from Tenda's mouth.
Never knew D3 is actually rather big deal over there.
cope harder you ugly balding rat, not reading your faggotry btw
you ok, Tenda?
>is bald
>doesn't use all the free flowing test to lift weights
so you guys just want to take the easy way out?
you got destroyed whitoid
oh how crackers wished they looked like us...
>woman thinks its completely unfair and going to be the down fall of civilization when men are not performing for her attention
This is the funniest "shoe on the other foot" story I have ever read. Its just amazing how she tries to justify not being wanted because competitors are better. though is it any wonder since men better themselves to try to out do eachother for the affections of women, and women knowing they are the judges of men use that social influence to shape men's behavior and attack women who they see as competition. So of course she will resort to the only things she know, trying to shame men and label other women.
The funniest thing about how she goes on about the plight of foreign women is that there is a big trend now of Asian men trying to get Slavic women. It sort of started out because of a mirrored gender population disparity between Slavic countries, specifically Russia, and Asian countries, specifically China. Though now that there is existing mass exposure to both cultures people are more aware of just demographics and aesthetics and now existing cultural synergies have added fuel to the fire.
So the very notion that its a white woman problem is bollocks, its an American(ized) woman problem.
whatever. asian gfs are gay anyway.
PlentyOfFish
Avoid actually paying for shit since its a waste of money otherwise. Free services that let you send and receive messages are the most valuable to you and honestly any site that isn't a hook up site will work for you.
2nd point is DON'T follow the pick up artists and others advice. They say rush to get off of the site as soon as possible. Or ask them out within 3 messages. If the girl is pure DON'T unless you just want sex, if you want a proper relationship, take your time. The secret is to only need one date to get past the friendship stage by becoming friends through the texting phase. During the first date, talk, have fun, do something that you'd be happy doing. A pure girl wants you to be happy as well as her. A if you smile, she smiles kind of deal. Don't expect sex at best you might get a hug. Remember, PURE. If she looks like she's having a good time(smiling, laughing, actually talking) drop hints of things nearby you could do next time, places like a sweets restaurant are good. But if it looks like things are going well drop a hint of "next time, we can do this". If she agrees you've pretty much set up a second date.
Final point - She'll say she's shy more than likely. Most shy Asians are really good at talking online(you know the archetype in anime) IRL they are more shy so it's your job to break the ice but if you did well during the texting phase they should warm up to you much faster.
FINAL final point - Be prepared to deal with someone who's English isn't perfect. If you can't understand Engrish or don't have the patience for someone who might get lost with their words or say something they don't mean to say because of the nature of our language you'll find it very hard to find a pure Asian girl.
Its very much like a dating sim or romcom/harem anime when it works out so you can use those as reference material for dates, the texting step is all you though.
BASED
What's your favorite weapon
Personally I really like the multi target missile launchers, seeing a big ass wave of missiles blast away at the enemy is the best
EDF is huge there and they always have this stage to themselves each TGS where they show EDF and one or two of their lewd IPs.
Middle row right column is clearly a kiss virgin
t. slant eyed chink with micro penis
PLASMA RAM
>tfw testing it out not knowing what it did
>fly up to a space ship
>use it on its core
>the ship just blows up and falls down
Name a better weapon
ITT
The Toxic State of Asian Online Spaces planamag.com
Seething
Quick, make another before they realize!
you are delusional if you think you are going to end up with a korean or japanese stacy
>its an American(ized) woman problem.
Nonsense. Asian women have lusted after white men since the dawn of time.
Couldn't finish the video. Do they start sucking each other off?
>implying asians don't have a high suicide rate
half-Russian boy to a Russian single mother bullied and killed in Korea.
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That fucking Turk commented on every fucking Danganronpa OST video out there with as many spoilers as he could
source?
umm whitey, nobody is going to read your fanfiction
Firecrackers.
>full strength throw at high angle for saturation bombardment or skeet shooting
>mid strength throw to use it as a disgustingly powerful shotgun
>low strength throw when I get swarmed, panic, forget I have firecrackers equipped, and die in a cluster of point-blank explosions at 5fps
Ok NOW I will buy your game.
You see this EA? Activision? Blizzard?
>too weak to do regular push ups
Big oof
>white man, black woman 44% less likely
based
>get closer
>share a look
>don't lick each others' faces even once
What the fuck is this .webm and why did I watch the entire minute?
based
>and die in a cluster of point-blank explosions at 5fps
This is me but with limpet guns And sometimes air strikes... Mainly airstrikes.
i thought there some cute asians in this thread, fuck you for misleading picture.
Left or right. If you pick right you are an incel.
>WHOA DUDE TITS BUY OUR GAME
I was 10 years old once, too.
You fags want to play some iron rain together?
PSN: Theneverhoodlum
stop dude we can't risk another shooting
The vast majority of the time, divorce is initiated by the woman. Black women know they can't do better than a white man, any white man, so they don't call for divorce.
there are but those cute asian girls are not the ones the typical yellow fever guy ends up with
Right no question
Also not an incel
Where's your God now?
based and homopilled
I just wanted an EDF thread
I'll take this advice on board.
I shouldn't have a problem with dating sites. I've always avoided them because I didn't want to be visible on there. But who cares, no-one knows who the fuck I am, anyway. Not like anyone would recognise me.
I did the same figuring there would be a penis in the cake.
>black women are more loyal than white women
Why are white women so trash?
It is. It's about defending earth from the true enemy: entitled white women. Hybrid half-white, half-asian mongrels are the future. The intellect and discipline of asians combined with the spirit and creativity of whites.
D3's English language adverts are pure kino. The Onechanbara Z one with the scientist was probably my favourite.
tell me how to meet em. I live in fucking Siberia and theres no cute ones. I need to know place where i can talk to Japanese girls interested in white guys.
homo
I don't think I've ever seen a non-porn star that so clearly did not want to be doing their job. The look on her face at various points during the video is pure, "this is fucking embarassing" and, "i should have asked for more money."
sapiens
Post one WMAF couple this wholesome:
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your dreams, you scalped rat
Imagine playing iron rain instead of 5
or maybe she's just not used to performing in front of a video camera
They could've got a girl that's both /fit/ and sexy
not sure but you are closer to asia than I am
Oh I'm happy with her performance, and the awkward look on her face, I just think it's hilarious.
A true WMAF lovestory. You will never see any other kind of couple go to these lengths for love.
>"The Longest Walk" is about George Meegan and his Japanese wife Yoshiko Matsumoto in the longest unbroken hike in all of history, over 19k miles
>Meegan lived in Kobe, Japan for most of the period between 1991 until 2010. He had met his wife, Yoshiko Matsumoto, in 1975 when he had to join a ship in Japan and so crossed from UK on the Trans-Siberian Railway [...] she was unhappily employed in an office and trying to escape a prearranged marriage. She flew to London thinking George's trip would be by bus, and was shocked to find it was to be on foot. Nevertheless, she joined Meegan on his first step from Tierra del Fuego in 1977 with nearly 20,000 miles to go to reach the arctic [...]
>Since neither could speak the other's language, they couldn’t hold a conversation during the walk. Just 300 yards and Yoshiko stopped, sat down on the mud strip road, and started to cry. He proclaimed, "Don’t worry, love, only another 19,000 miles to go!" [...]
>Once on the mainland, they agreed that Yoshiko would hitchhike ahead across the desolate plateaus. Each night in the physical emptiness, she pitched camp, and waited, until nearing the tent in the dark, George would shine his tiny flashlight, and she hers, at each other. There was a happy reunion each night, and they fell in love all the way up to Alaska. Pausing in Mendoza, Argentina, they married.
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Hope I could help user.
I only had one since it was made with my parents guidance(see. forced to make it so they don't need to worry about their son jerking it to anime his whole life) so I was apprehensive to use it. I only took a shot since she seemed like someone I'd have things in common with and even then I was shitting myself just sending a simple greeting message.
ALSO if you do go out with one DON'T KEEP USING THE SITE TO GET MORE DATES with other girls. Pure needs pure. I wish that Lady Luck smiles upon you and you find success, user.
It's not over for you yet, Asian boys.
what?
I'm loving it, honestly. It feels more like Lost Planet to me than EDF, but that's fine since Capcom clearly has no interest in continuing LP. There are some things in here I would absolutely love for Sandlot to bring to EDF6. All of that said, I would still rather have EDF6 before Iron Rain 2.
There is nothing wrong with being americanized.
iori moe
You're welcome, senpais.
and i asia is getting closer. Putin sold biggest lake with fresh water on earth Baikal to chinese, and also large part of Taiga forest. I heard men on east lost their job and their wifes forced to work prostitutes for chinese.
it's not that they're more loyal, they're just aware of how little they are worth in modern society unless they're the top 0.1% of model-tier black women
what an ugly creature
I think I'm going to have to move to China.
Aya Sazanami?
It's good, but it doesn't feel like EDF until the last dozen missions or so. If you want EDF buy EDF5, if you want a really solid EDF knock-off buy Iron Rain. I would say that Iron Rain is to EDF what World is to Monster Hunter. The core is there, but QOL stuff fixed some stuff while removing a lot of the charm. That said, the last dozen missions are the most EDF bullshit possible.
you are so pathetic, that makes me smile.
>they are more loyal as the stats indicate
>"b-b-but they aren't actually loyal because"
kek, cry more
t.kelly baltazar's dad
Because they've been raised that way from child.
don't stab me with your chin you ugly gnoll
EDF5 PC fucking when
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made my day, thanks.
correlation is not causation
The second any woman feels like they are worth more than the man they chose to be with, they usually start looking outside the relationship. It's hard-wired into them.
Don't be butthurt, your blackfu probably won't betray you unless you're super pathetic. I'm just stating a fact.
I dunno, they seem to be portrayed as straight-up weeaboos, but then both ironic weebs and the former act like that, with the difference being in the inside of their mind.
It's great to think of the lazy, fat, unattractive person who typed this post, seething
>Hating wide hips
迷い
Someone post the gang of little nigresses surrounding the guy, then one getting knowcked the fuck out.
never ever
>states an opinion
>calls it fact
>tries to denounce stats with opinion
>that passive aggressive jab
HAAHHAHAHA, whitie trash mad at facts
