Normal game has horror elements

>big brother teaches you how to play vidya
>you become better and the two of you spend countless hours playing games together

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the comic's great, read it. the movie is terrible and completely misunderstands the original.

>Big brother teaches you how to play video games instead of sports
>Ruins your life

>decide you want to make video games for a living
>learn2code
>earn comfy software position where you make 6 figures for doing shit you'd do for free

>no older siblings
>younger sister a literal sociopath
>mother moved around too often for me to make friends until I was in high school
>was never allowed to play sports
>only vidya I had were whatever my dad could pick up for cheap at a local used game store when I was visiting him

>when I was visiting him
why does it seem like so many of us come from broken homes?

west coast us hours

>game lets you use the environment to defeat enemies

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cute

based

mmm hot

Comic is better than movie.

>dad gets you into vidya
>get into racing games and rpgs
>get your life ruined because you become obsessed about it and develop addiction later

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Who was in the wrong here?

the thought of pitbulls being encouraged to exist is horror

>dad doesn't teach you about moderation
kick his old ass

god i wish that were me

throw them in the river

i can literally hear the chink speak

what a disgusting language

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Why do trashy, tatted people love Shitbulls so much

vietnamese is the worst. literally no language on planet earth that sounds as bad as vietnamese. i'd learn african click clicks before I speak a single vocab of viet shit.

>Normal game has a puzzle section

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if you dont feed your pitbulls high-grade babies they grow up weak

>game has a QTE section

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Neither. Manhattan has the ethical high ground (Peace has already been bought), Rorschach has the moral high ground (The ends to do not justify the means.)

Rorschach is human however, which is why he doesn't run or fight: He knows what he has to do and he knows what it means for the world, so he goes under his own terms: What's one more body on the pile.

He can't live with it, so he must die with it, and he's made sure that Manhattan knew he was the target of a lifetime of scorn cut short.

>that friend you played vidya with in high school
>he's gone and moved on with his life and you'll never play games with him again
do you miss him, Yea Forums?

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>The one at the end that punishes you for pressing it.
I've only EVER seen this in Shenmue 2 and Indigo prophecy

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they were bred for aggression, it's literally in the name. kill is it's default setting and retards want the self satisfaction that comes with training it to not be like that. most people that i know don't have what it takes to train them properly tho.

They exist in more recent shit like that movie "game" with the Wendigo. Suffice t say they're made by sadistic fucks.

Daily reminder that 30% of pitbull owner women admitted to having had sex with their dogs

Asian girls are cu-

I feel like it would take longer than that

Is that a JoJo reference?

>have a boxer-staffie
>everyone thinks it's a pitbull and is scared of it
He's harmless you jerks

I would suggest reading a few older comics that came out before Watchmen before reading it. This way gives a lot more insight on the tropes it subverts and has more impact if you do it that way.

best friend from middle school until sophomore year all we did was play vidya. sports and weed took up most of my time the later years of high school. he probably tried to fuck my ex gf, so it felt like a natural end. heard he got fat after we graduated and is basically a bum now. i win, i guess.

My sister-in-law has one, it killed two dogs in their neighborhood already

>they need that testosterone so bad they'll try and get it from a dog

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he
he
he

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For one, that's not poor training, that's outright training wrong. But more importantly, how was it not put down after the first kill?

Nigs like them because they can be deadly which translates to masculinity.
Fat white women like them because they like defending blatantly dangerous things to spite white men.

What the actual fuck is that?

Traumatizing

Pretty overblown reaction to a little burn. Why are trannies such pansies?

what is this?
truth

Owls

Pretty sure it's a squeegee mop

What the fuck are wrong with hatecows? Like it's a legit trope of women. How do people lack such self reflection

Those jeans were probably like $50. I'd be mad too if some fuck possibly ruined my shit for laughs.

I can see that. I want to know what it's dropping off in the nest.
Also why the fuck they tied a package to a squeegee in the first place. That looks pretty far from optimal.

There is literally nothing wrong with pitbulls

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I don't get it

what exactly makes the baby so attractive to the pitbull, is it the smooth skin, or something in the scent?

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Those are Bullies, not PitBulls. They're bred to be LESS aggressive.

Educate yourselves before you go on perpetuating hateful misconceptions.

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Considering she is white, that's probably the father

i mean, it was still a better movie than the marvel shit.

It's defenseless, so this encourages the pitbull to feast.

That's not saying much.

is it like a game to it? does the pitbull derive some wicked satisfaction from preying on creatures lower than it on the food chain?

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I want to do that user, i really love vidya...but i'm shit at math and have a bad short term memory, i'm fucking fucked, i'm also a shit artist..
at least i have a very good long term memory...fuck, why was i born with a dyspraxia...

Ye I'm ouuta here. This is gonna be the beginning of gore shit

As long as you know how to control the dog, then it's no problem. Look at this dog acting as a nanny.

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Because Women crave male conflict and naturally sympathize with "foreign men" in order to invoke a shit test between all men involved with a slight bias towards the foreign male.

This manifests as a weird hatred towards their own men, especially if they are themselves unattractive.
Pitbulls are just another part of the black male/Muslim defense mentality whit women women put on knowing that it's the surest path towards white men fighting over them.

Delicious
Finally some good fucking food

I've seen porn parodies more respectful to the source material.

Babies are ugly little monsters, Based Pits.

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Satisfaction? The pitbull lacks the intelligence necessary to understand what it feels. All it knows is that where children lurk, it must destroy.

is there a more patrician mix than golden retrievers and german shepherd?

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Kek

>Playing Resident Evil 3 for the first time

so it is a machine built with the scope of weeding out weakness?

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King Shepherd or bust, you faggot.

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post them you fag

youtube.com/watch?v=p9ado7T0IQY
There had to be a better way

>Nigs
Only cholos, trailer trash, yuppie urbanites who fell for the "rescue" meme, and dogfighters like pits.
Nigs go after rotts, dobermans, and the occasional boxer.
>muh proud German rott
Sorry, Snoop Dogg ruined them forever. Now like American men they're doomed to have fags cut them for no reason but "aesthetics"

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Those dogs are good, but they have so many problems because they've been breed so much. I know too many german shepards that have weak rear legs in the latter half of their life just due to being a purebred I guess.

I fucking hate the rescue dog meme
Is this another shittest, or are women just fucking stupid?

You and that chick are both pansiesgas women, gender war now

>spent so much time reading weebshit comics that i spent several seconds trying to read this right to left extremely confused
my brain has been corrupted and there's nothing i can do to fix it

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that's a pretty cool mix i never thought about thanks user

imagine being the person who came up with this, thought it was a good thing, then uploaded it to the internet

are rotts and dobermans as aggressive as pits?

Fuck thats funny

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>they're all huddled up in the corner before the squeegee of doom arrives
Fuck I know I'm projecting emotions on mindless animals but it looks like they live in a constant state of fear.

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golden sheperds aren't purebred, they're mutts. mix of german shep and golden retriever

So if I slapped your monitor and created like 7 dead pixels but said "it's just a prank bro" you'd be cool with it?

I have to say, don't get this autism. I read the novel first, most of the movie is panel for panel a recreation of the comic. Does the method of New York's destruction really mean that much to you or do you literally just want to be a parrot for Alan's "no adaption of my work can be anything other than dogshit because if a single thing is changed its dogshit" attitude?

>risking your child's life just to prove to yourself that killer dogs aren't killers
these people ain't human

fuck pitbulls
fuck kestrels
and fuck jannies

animals can experience stress though

>hurrrr animals don't have any emotions whatsoever
>just stomp that puppy to death bro, they don't have a brain lol

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Its just autism, I saw the movie first and then read it and honestly its just different formats but I feel that the movie did a good job.

The original is anti-war and portrays its characters as broken and pathetic. The movie thinks it's epic cool badass and has no subtlety at all.

Depressed, usually unattractive, and childless older women need to project all those instincts they've suppressed for decades on something. Plus bonus attention points from people going "aww it's great that you're giving him a good home" on Instagram, twitter, and facebook.
Too bad they don't know anything about dogs outside of feed them, walk them, take pictures of them doing dog shit for likes.

ouch. I do but I was the one who cut him off because he didn't hang out with me outside videogames

>teach little brother how to play vidya
>let him win some to keep him motivated
>he later surpasses you handily
>now he's the one letting you win because he just wants to play with his bro

>Character used steal on Wolf
>Character successful stole Wild Pelt!
>wolf collapses, stripped of its flesh , its innards exposed
>gets up again, stronger, faster, more aggressive

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Copypasting panels doesn't necessarily translate the writing, and that's ignoring explicit story changes like the NY one you mentioned. Adaptations should adapt the themes and "feel", not the visuals alone while sacrificing everything else

And you say this as if the fucking climax of the story isn't something important

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I have a feeling that it's the other way around

Got into RTS games young. Realizing now that Red Alert 2 was the only thing I could really relate to my dad over.

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Not as aggressive, but ever dumb nigger who can afford a chain collar fancies himself as the owner of Cujo and will make them incredibly aggressive through shitty treatment.
In all my life, I've only seen one case of a black dude properly raising a rottweiler, and I bet everything I own on that being the fact that he was the only black guy I knew with both a rott and an actual fucking father.

>Delicious
>Finally some good fucking food

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It's a trained dog. They train attack dogs for police purposes. Also fatal dog attacks are pretty rare, but still can happen, so yes you should always be careful around large breed dogs.
No meme, any large breed dog can be dangerous to old people or infants, just check
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fatal_dog_attacks_in_the_United_States#Fatalities_reported_in_2019
German Shepards, Mastiffs, Boxer, Rottweiler, they have all killed people, so just train your dog.

The whole point of destroying New York was to give everyone a reason to put aside their conflict and unite against a common foe. Even if the rest of the world banded together to defeat Dr. Manhattan, they'd heavily resent the Americans for it, defeating the purpose.

t. vegan

Watching this webm always makes me sick to my stomach.

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That's literally what happens after New York is destroyed in the movie though

>The movie doesn't portray it's characters as broken and pathetic
We watched different movies, or was the lard on nightowl literally just not gratuitous enough for you?

>dumb fortnite / streamer joke

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Yes, because the writing is bad.

I know a few depressed, usually unattractive, and childless older women, my sister being one, who are into adopting rescue dogs, and I swear nothing will make you hate dogs more than being regularly exposed to abused dogs that are skittish as fuck that piss constantly and disobedient 5 year old former attack dogs that will never learn another command besides GIT'EM and can barely contain their need to maul everything that fits in their mouth.

I don't even hate dogs but if a rescue is fucked up to the point of being basically feral it should just get put down.

I liked the movie but it definitely has Snyder's teenage autism leaking through with all the "badass" slow-mo fight scenes. worst parts of the movie honestly

lmao what a disaster artist

the movie's directed by the same guy who did man of steel so take that as you will.

this is near the end and basically, the globalists won and the blue enlightened centrist owns /pol/ epic style

Imagine if some huge thing came into your house, dropped some food on the floor, and just left.

>HAHAHAHA AM I FUNNY GUYS! I'M GOING TO GO AND MAKE ANOTHER FAKE TWITTER ACCOUNT! #PITBULLDROPOFF!! JOIN OUR DISCORD AND HELP MAKE SHITE PHOTOSHOPS AND GET ACCOUNTS BANNED ON TWITTER BY DOING EPIC TROLLS AGAINST "PITMOMMIES!!"
Fuck you, fuck your discord group, fuck your pitbulldropoff bullshit. You're not going to accomplish anything, you're not going to meme pits into extinction. Hell, what little leverage you guys had was lost when people found out PETA hates pitbulls. You're fighting a losing battle, shitlicks.

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don't waste screaming kermit on posts this bad

>comments disabled

While most do experience emotions, they are not the same as human emotions on a fundamental level. Generally a less intelligent mind results in less refined emotions.

Yeah, it's important to be able to shit post on a bird feeding video

You mean like your mom?

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Judging by the like/dislike ratio I'm guessing that they disabled comments because people were criticizing their use of the squeegee of doom.

Based

Do cuter animals have more feelings to you?

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She doesn't just throw it on the floor, what do you think I am? A savage? She puts it in my feeding trough.

Alan Moore specifically called David Hayter's script (which he read) "the closest a movie will ever get to Watchmen." You're parroting a man who; 1) hasn't seen the film himself 2) based none of his criticism of the movie on any plot changes 3) his only actual criticism other than distaste for corporations is that the comic juxtaposes imagery across panels in a way that is impossible to translate into the linearity of reeled footage

And the best any of you can come up with is instead being mad that aliens don't show up in the 12th hour of the movie.

>They'd heavily resent the Americans for it
Citation needed oh wait no that's literally just your headcannon don't bother.

Lard? You must be joking, the movie version never looks as pathetic and explicitly out of shape as the original, he was too busy being "badass" and breaking people's bones while their CG blood splashes in your face

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Next time try actually replying to the posts you quote instead of copy/pasting something you found on reddit.

>I'll just post a wojak
>That'll show them

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:(

>Normal game has horror elements
These are always the best horror "games" because you never see it coming and thus get the full effect of horror compared to a pure horror game.
Prove me wrong.

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Never let Rossall school kids do anything important. I've done some janky fixes to problems before but this is just straight retarded.

mommy was in a rush to go have wrestle time with uncle tyrone that day

Yeah, I know; your dad told me.

Why the fuck is it always niggers and white women who buy pitbulls?

1. I'm not parroting anyone
2. Saying it's the closest thing to a movie doesn't necessarily imply approval
3. The script is only the first step towards the making of a movie. Hayter's story wasn't even set in the '80s like the comic, it was in modern times. A good script can turn into a shitty movie just like how a shitty script can turn into a great movie (see for example of Goyer wrote dozens of cape movies scripts yet they're only good when they're handed to good directors like Nolan - Snyder's movies being an example of the opposite)

See

The comics are much better than the movie, the best comic I've read (haven't read that many though). Just download and read it, don't spoil it for yourself.

>letting your dog who has probably spent all day eating fox shit and licking its own asshole and dick then lick your child's head

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Imagine being a dogfag

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>That first time reaching deep into the Deep Roads in Dragon Ages Origins
youtu.be/VjGR5mL1ipk

>the stunned faces at the end

Punjabi is way worse. It’s the Welsh of the Indian subcontinent. It’s like speaking Hindi while throwing up constantly in your mouth and swallowing it.

bofa deez nuts

>buy dog bred for murdering other dogs and ignoring pain
>have it near your baby

I mean, sure there can be a good owner blablabla, but in the end these dogs can do more damage, have a terrible track-record, and were bred for fighting. Why not just get another dog, there's plenty of breeds to choose from.

cleaner than a human's mouth

Actually I play PUBG with him now.

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abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/dogs-smarter-cats-study-finds/story?id=51481778

imagine preferring an animal that is not only dumber, but completely useless to its owner

And in that list you gave, for this current year, pitbulls are far overrepresented in violence.

There's 6 incidents of pitbull or mix violence, the closest competitior is German shepherd + mix at 3, and at that you have to factor in that German shepherd is the second most popular dog breed in the US, and pitbulls doesn't even break the top 10

tldr: Pitbulls are really fucking dangerous compared to other dogs

that's why i keep your mom around

That was shit, though.

Imagine confusing the placid stupor of a simple mind with an apathetic affectation.

>I want a pet that could be removed from my environment at any point and nothing of my daily life would change at all
I like cats too but they are more of a casual decoration you sweep your hand over on occasion and forget they exist. Imagine a mute roommate that tips around on his toes and sneaks out through his own hatch in the door.

jokes on you faggot my mom is a dog

Except the reason dogs chase after sticks is because they find it fun and it appeases their instinctual desire to chase prey. They have fun with their owner and it re-enforces the bond between pet and owner.
Cats on the other hand are just wild animals that live in your house. Good if you've got rodent problems that they help deal with but most of them are freeloaders.

Cats are useless

It's like you're implying having to look after something is a pro instead of a con

Can I come over and felch the cum out of her pussy today or is it your turn again?

Lovecraft was a brainlet that failed out of math. makes sense he would prefer cats

This guy hated so many things that he wrote a bunch of novels about how they're all space demons but somehow missed that cats are actual demons?

Why does this trigger dogfags so much?

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>webm of a gif
LOL?

yeah but the tradeoff is you can't really do anything with your cat like you can with a dog, and it sure as hell won't do anything for you aside from pest control

Imagine the smell of burnt asshole

based, lol

>Skim through, it's all a bunch of nonsensual bullshit
>See this at the bottom

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>fictitious horror makes me feel unconfortable

>also, fuck niggers

the aussies knew the threat they posed

It is though. Is your ideal pet the cockroaches that live in your apartment? They are so self-sufficient!

The only reason that you have to look after dogs more than cats is because dogs are on average larger, so they require more exercise, and because they are more dangerous they can't just roam the neighbourhood. They are also smarter so they are more prone to being bored when they don't get stimuli. Taking responsibility for something can of course be a pro, it makes you a better man.

I have a cat who plays fetch.
She also drowns any toy mouse I bring home that squeaks when batted

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That's like saying an android only capable of being fucked and nothing else would replace a girlfriend.
Oh wait, a lot of people seriously believe this, nevermind.

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Besides costing less, what would be the difference?

Please explain this to me because this just reads like nonsense to me.

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youtube.com/watch?v=v4dQkxWQaew

>dogniggers literally seething with all these (you)’s
Based racist whitoid

based, cats btfo

What was the name of his cat?

Do you believe two-way affection is impossible for every single female in existence and anything resembling it is a pure facade to extort money out of you with no consideration? Every. Single. Female?

well, yeah, in some cases theyre better because some people are socially inept and ugly.

Shilling yourself you faggot?

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Your video sucks.

Oh fuck off, it's leagues above any Chinese and Korean, and any Da Den speak

Mask dude refuses to play along, blue dude kills him for it

WTF I love dogs now.

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have you ever experienced anything something like this firsthand?

>Some cases
OBVIOUSLY, good fucking argument lad.

>big brother teaches you how to play vidya
>for a few minutes
>then goes full ham mercilessly for years until the spirit of competition and motivation to try new things is crushed out of you and films you crying on a camcorder on multiple occasions

god i wish that were me

> heard he got fat after we graduated and is basically a bum now. i win, i guess.
You sound like a spiteful little bitch user

Have you or are we just passing the ball with questions for answers?

This is the best answer. It's supposed to be a deconstruction of capeshit. Why read an essay on something you don't have a good idea about?

He's well off last I checked, moved out of this god forsaken place and is married with 2 kids.

But most people that love Watchmen have barely read any other comics than it.

well, obviously your argument comes from a place of experience, otherwise you would never make a statement that bold. so ill ask again, i guess. have you experienced something like that?

For me it’s German, it’s so ugly, and when they speak English their Accent makes my ear bleed

whats wrong with it? you cant actually think that androids arent a win-win for the incels and everyone else. they get some release from it and itll help women getting harrassed by them.

This got me

>maybe some women have human emotions
>bold statement

it is tho, especially for this place. youre kind of arguing against the wind here. im not saying youre wrong or anything, im just asking if the statement you made was born out of a place of experience, and not just because you think that not all women are like that. this specific discussion couldve ended by now if you just answered that, you know. no need to act snide or anything.

What's the white thing that moves close to the middle birds head near the end?

Its' brain

>Tranny
Asian girls are just that ugly, user.

For me, It's arabic and whatever somalis speak. Arabs sound like they are continuously trying to cough up phlegm and somalis literally sounds like they are gagging and almost vomiting.

Watchmen takes full advantage of what makes the medium stand out from a movie or a book. It also subverts tropes like
Mentioned. You need a but of prior context to fully get it, but I enjoyed it when I first read it without any of that. It's edgy as Moore's writing often is I don't think you'll regret reading it. Also consider reading his run on Swap Thing.

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gas all pit bull type dogs

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It's owning a gun for people who hate guns.

>Shitbulls
>Good pets
Oh no I accidentally dropped a glass and my dog's built-in Vietnam PTSD made it tear up a small child
He was a good boy dindo nuffin

youtube.com/watch?v=1faGNp9xvNQ

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>"just snapped"
It's a fucking fighting dog. It's an aggressive breed, this isn't even on the same level as comparing it to a nigger, it was literally bred to be a dangerous fighting dog. I seriously don't understand why people like pitbulls, they're fucking disgusting animals.

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Based Hippo

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That is fucking disgusting.

They're both groups who shouldn't have political franchise because they make decisions like getting pitbulls.

Ironically he probably saved you. Look up the traumatic brain injury statistics for athletes.

>having such a weird hate fetish for a dogbreed that you make up greentext stories about killing them
there seems to be this group of posters who hate pitbulls abnormally, it seems like you see these threads made specifically just for them to post how much they hate pitbulls, they always use the same pics/posting style etc. i dont even like pitnigs but its fucking weird.

A British person's mouth perhaps, but not normal people.

Anyone know what happened after this?

Yeah hating a dangerous animal and the people who own said dangerous animal that can "just snap" and murder someone, even their owner, at literally any point make me a weirdo.Shut up, pitnigger.

>still playing vidya with those friends from high school
>starting to worry that hanging with them might be dragging me down since one of them is a minimum wagie slave to his single mother and the other can't drive, doesn't work and has no prospects in his life

Middle school, I had a cool Russian friend named David who helped me with Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. He moved away to St. Augustine, and the last time I spoke to him was when I called him all excited that I finally beat the game because I sucked at it. We talked for a while and then we lost contact.

Thanks user

see this is what i mean, youre weird as fuck.

He's savoring it

A cat that splits the rent sounds pretty perfect, desu

>barfs and shits on the rug before eating it up
>licks your face
>"it's cool bro dogs have clean mouths lol"

>hey let's go safari without locking the fucking doors what could go wrong?

nah not even that guy I don't like pitbulls either but hating them so much that you post greentexts about burning them to death is pretty weird

this hippo just killed because it didn't want to be disturbed by their conflict.

hippo fucking shits out of my way

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>falling next to these things
Big mistake. There's a reason you should never turn your back, run, or fall next to a cassowary, its raptor instincts will kick in and it'll rip you open.