Oh shit guys which one do I pick?

>treeko into leaf blade
>shit
nigger its one of the strongest moves in the game from the moment you get it

MUDKIP

>mankey
you are a true chad

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This, but Tailow.

where can i get roms now bros?

Just buy the games legit on 3ds

Lesser of three evils, Primarina is a crossdresser and Decidueye is an edgelord's wet dream. Incineroar may be a blatant yiff but he makes smashfags angry

>3ds
I'd rather suck your cock then ever buying a 3ds again...

If you picked Bulbasaur, you're a bottom.

thanks for sharing ESLfag

pucker up faggot

Open two windows/games in TGB Dual and play them until you're able to trade all three starters to your main file.

Water Starter is always the best. If you don't pick Totodile you seriously need to neck yourself.

you'd be right if feraligatr didn't look like shit

If you get Tampermonkey on Chrome, you can download a workaround script that leta you get roms from emuparadise. For some reason, the website didn't delete the roms, just delisted them.

For me it's
Bulbasaur
Cyndaquil
Mudkip
Turtwig
Oshawott
Froakie
Litten
Sabble.

...fuck

Faggot.

Bulbasaur
Chikorita
Mudkip
Turtwig
Snivy
Chespin
Rowlet
Scorbunny

(k)

When I was a kid I didn't understand that you could press B to back out of the choice once you saw what was in the pokeball, so if I didn't get the one I wanted I restarted the game and memorized which ball was which.

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You could also literally select that you didn't want it, though. You didn't have to press B, you could select that option by pressing down and A.......

I choose Quagsire.

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>TFW everyone I knew picked Bulbasaur but I picked Charmander
Seriously there is no love for Fire types.

what the fuck are you talking about, charmander is by far the most picked one, and bulbasaur the least

Professor's balls of course.

Chadmander for maximum value although you have to pay the price early game.

The only time picking the water starter for gameplay reasons rather than pure aesthetics is a good idea is in Black/White, since gen5 is refreshingly devoid of Water types, much less ones that completely outshine Samurott. Blastoise and Feraligatr are the most unremarkable Water monsters you could slot on a team; I respect you if you think a turtle with cannons or a bipedal gator looks good but damn you could just be using Gyarados, you know?

I like grass starters a lot of the time for repping a sort of tanky archetype that you like to have around from the getgo, and even the ones that don't fall under that (Treecko) are pretty cool. Fire is another type that you only include on a team purely because of the aesthetics.

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TL;DR

Doesn't matter, junk em once you get a Poliwag.

If you picked:
Bulba
Chikorita
Treeko
Piplup
Oshawott
Chespin
Rowlet
Sobble

You grew up to be a bottom.

These are FACTS.

Vimms lair

>Oshawott
>not snivy
Closet bottom confirmed.

>Bulbasaur
>Bottom

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Snivy is too obvious with the pompous twink look. But Oshawott is the true choice for those who bottom.

It literally doesn't matter. Just pick your strongest STAB attack and repeatetdly use that. Broken ass game, dropped it when I found out.

I would love to see something new as a starter for a change. Like maby a ghost,ice or fighting pokemon.

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Bulbasaur. Charizard is the pleb pick, and Squirtle is for contrarians

I picked these and I spent $3000 on dragon dildos to put up my butt, over the years. I have a 50lb tub full of nothing but monster dicks, and you know what? Never once did I imagine it was a Pokemon fucking me. So at least there is that.

those types are reserved for endgame because they are too strong, except fighting, which is gay

Journey before destination. Nintendo games aren't meant to be difficult, but rather an amusing distraction.

That's the joke, you severely autistic nintendy.

>hating on based turtwig and treeko

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I mean, I never said you would, just that you grew up to be a bottom.

That being said, how do you like em?

turtwig more like turdwig lmao

So I played this game on a whim for the first time about two days ago. I had heard about hoe this game triggered upper-middle class Christians (which is extremely bada**!), so I really was interested in why
I got to the lab within about 10 minutes, but this part of the game honestly stumped me for about 50 minutes.
First, I didn't know I had to interact with the balls on the table. What in the game was pointing me to go there? How was I supposed to know this was my objective? Then, I was expected to remember what each was by memory, and pick one and only one based on how it looks? I don't even get to see stats?
I settled on the water turtle because I kinda relate to turtles (shy and slow xD) and water is obviously the most powerful element of the three given.
Suddenly, my rival asked to battle, and I, in this restrictive game, was given no choice. It was all automatic. What the h**l? Why is he making these little creatutes fight?
So the battle starts, and I see I have a Tackle and Tail Whip in my Fight menu. I tried running but it wouldn't work after multiple attempts.
I used Tail Whip repeatidly because I assumed it was slowly damaging my enemy. I also felt it was slightly less barbaric and toxic as Tackle, which reminds me of a disgustingly popular sport in my dystopian home country. It was also lowering his defense, so maybe the enemy would slowly lose his will to fight like a certain classic in the indie scene? I had a bar going down near my creature's name, but I assumed it was powering up. I was wrong. My rival had defeated me after all those Tail Whips!
At ths point, exhausted and beaten, I turned off the game to continue working on my review for Days Gone. However, when I returned, all of my stuff was gone! I gave up here.
Why would they make a game on a battery-powered system without a save function? I came across no save points and it clearly didn't autosave. Maybe I didn't reach a checkpoint after all of these difficulties?

shit pasta, faggot

water master race. forever.

Whatever you pick, I'll pick its counter.

Charmander
Toto
Torchic
Chimchar
they're all bad
fennekin
they're all bad
Scorbunny if they dont fuck up its final evo like they did litten.

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