Looking for new stream to watch

>watch game interested in
>no ones chatting
>streamer is not talking or anything
>not offering any commentary

>find a girl playing some shit zoo tycoon ripoff game
>she looks like a kind person, very soft voice, thick 80's bushy golden brown hair
>0 viewers
>chat to her
>she actually seems pleased
>starts chatting to me in earnest about the game
>goes into a fucking 30 min tutorial explaining everything just for me
>suddenly I get a power cut
>browser history didn't save for some reason wtf
>check the game she was playing
>nobody streaming it
>can't remember her username
Come back into my life holly, you are the forbidden fruit I should never have looked at.

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it was a dream

Imagine not having a battery backup for your computer
Pathetic

Damn man, you might have to form your own opinion in that case. How horrible.

>watch twitch con streams
>chads walk around as hordes of 10/10 women follow them around begging for attention
>tons of male npcs just standing around ignored
what a goddamn blackpill, this is the first time I've watched an IRL stream and it's just depressing.

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>male NPC's guarding streamer thot

>watch a stream of an indie game Im thinking about buying
>10 viewers
>streamer gets bored and switches to another game
>I go to the bathroom rq
>every viewer but me has left

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>join a 1 viewer stream
>game is lagging its ass off
>stream is like 10 FPS
>streamer is unaware
>tell him stream is lagging
>he replies: ITS YOU MAN ITS NOT ON MY END

So twitch is for normalfags to socialise? No wonder Yea Forumsirgins hate it.

the poing of twitch is its LIVE. if someone wanted to just see gameplay go on youtube

>get drunk one night, decide to stream on twitch
>get reported for bullying
I was just being sarcastic, goddamn.

There's a viewer list that shows everyone that is currently watching a streamer. Smaller streamers like to pull it up a lot to see if there's anyone watching.

>playing APEX
>kill a TTV
>join their channel
>roast them so hard they go offline

But what if it's a new release and there's no longplay videos up on YouTube yet?

>random faggots start saying I suck at the game
>retort with their mama sucks at sucking dick
I dunno. I may get drunk tonight and try it again. It was kinda fun for a bit.

I've been livestreaming this game so that if a bug happens, the dev can watch the video later and fix any bugs that happen in the session.

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>stream game i like
>1 viewer
>stream game i dont give 1 shit about
>8 viewers

literal boomer streamers are based

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>sub goals

way to be a drop in a bucket

>no one I follow is online/playing what I like
>find a few new small streamers to watch
>in the next few days don't catch them streaming again
Am I supposed to follow hundreds of channels?

somehow watching older people play games is more interesting than younger people, even if they suck

you might have to look for people will a schedule, people with no schedule tend to not stream so often

Never fucking do this. Check if you want, but calling out lurkers is an extreme offense.

should have been logged into google chrome

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Which one of the 300 Minecraft voxel clones is that?

Why not?

>want to see gameplay of something I want to play
>open stream
>woman
>open different stream
>tranny

yikes

>get bored and look in dark souls 3 category
>find some dude with a few viewers doing invasions
>see hes using a really a weird build
>think it also looks fun and copy it
>one time he invades after me and we team to kill some gankers
>both of us celebrate as it was a cool moment and compliments how I put my own OC into the build
>streams a few times after that before disappearing
>comes back 5 months later and streams apex
>type in chat
>he says he doesnt recognize me even when i mention that invasion

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>they're Just Chatting streams

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>Streamin whatever
>Viewers fluctuate between 1 to 5 staying most of the time on 1
>no one drops a hi or anything
>they just enter and leave
I'm trying

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why do olds play vidya ??? dont they no how cringy that is ???

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>friend tries streaming
>streams inconsistently a few times over a month
>complains that he doesn't get more than a couple viewers
>constantly begs me to watch stream

>killgore trout
Didnt know he was old as shit. He used to post on /vg/

>tfw some random streamer is so fucking bad at video games, worse than thots, that you have to stop watching

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>Have the urge to star streaming some niche stuff, maybe chat a bit about the games I'm playing with the two people that may stumble upon the stream
>Recently landed my first real formal job
>Probably gonna be too tired to stream even weekends only due to the fucking mental drain of commutes and wageslaving

I'm hoping not. Streaming niche stuff is very appealing to me. I just wanna talk about vidya while showing said vidya off.

he's 37

>bored
>none of my little friend circle is streaming
>look up classic doom
>only one person playing who isn't russian or jappo
>he's playing speedrunning nightmare on the GBA version to 2 people
>try to interact with him
>he gives very brief answers like "cool" or "haha yeah"
>largely silent otherwise
>other guy in chat tries to alpha his way with doom knowledge, as if I didn't know my shit
>he sends me a friend request even though I barely acknowledged him
why would anyone do that

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The VR one.
cyubeVR.

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what's your channel? I will tell you within 5-10 minutes what you're doing wrong

>streamer calls his girlfriend in to beat the level for him
>she's a 200lb Asian girl that looks like his aunt
OH NO NO NO

>commentating a game on a stream
>random people calling the game shit in the chat
>ignore them
>friend who owns the stream came up to me later saying there were toxic trolls in his chat and to ban them in the future

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>not even watching twitch
>he still greets me

fuck off

>what a goddamn blackpill
it gets better (worse) because eventually all the wanna-be chads and losers will team up and murder the shit out of the top chads and stacys who wouldn't give even them a sneer for asking the time of day. then civilization falls back to 1400's level social shaming and sexual controls.

until people forget what happened the last time and history fucking repeats itself

why does Twitch allow camwhoring? They are all in the "just chatting" category.

They take a cut of donations. Twitch is a pimp.

it's just weird though, there's an entire category full of people using tits for cash. and no one seems to care on a "gaming website".

Twitch treats criticism of the program as sexism.

Yeah I prefer streams with like 4 or 5 viewers interacting with the streamer so I don't feel guilt for clicking away.

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So how do they rationalize sitting around in a bra as "gaming" content?

Are you just now waking up to progressive hypocrisy? This shit is so 2017

I'll never understand why people watch football

I'm just saying, it's really weird. Also SUPER weird because a lot of these titty streamers are probably underage.

Literally monetizing underage camwhoring.

>playing lol
>nigger faggot yasuo feeds his ass off
>we lose
>flaming him post game
>he post his twitch and leave
>go on his twitch and start flaming him now using racial slurs

>watching streams
This is an 18+ board

Because you don't normally expect old people to play video games so it's interesting to see their reactions. Listening to another 20 year old screeching at a Fortnite game gets boring after a while.

Twitch staff are virgins and get free nudes from them

the fuck

>virgin twitch orbiter
>chad discord cub enthusiast

I only ever used Twitch to find random streamers to stream snipe. I actually tormented this guy from playing the game for two weeks.

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Define "old".

Whats the point anyway? 99% of streamers have like no viewers

twitch isn't a gaming website anymore
back in the day they used to ban people for not having enough gaming content, i.e having a giant facecam and a tiny window for a game

i'm old and when i stream i make it a point to touch my penis frequently while greeting the people who aren't typing in chat

stop taking credit for other peoples works

i tug my foreskin for luck, pretty sure it accelerates reaction times

He has a friend watching him play a game, why even go visit a stranger who only gives a fuck about your donations? Zoomers are just sad and pathetic.

I watched twitch once when I was drunk and now im permabanned
>i don't even watch streamers

he's just enjoying himself man

>watching the vod
>greets me

Why would I lie and what would I benefit from this lmao.

(you)

DansGame

>tfw it doesnt matter if i talk or not because of constant 0 viewers