Fuck this minigame. It's so fucking retarded

Fuck this minigame. It's so fucking retarded.

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gitgud

t. sucked at bumper balls

Was it kino?

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t. shyguy

I too hate that minigame. BTW: thanks for making this thread. I made the other thread that just got archived

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Dokapon is such crazy shit, so much fun to watch other people play it
i wish my friends wanted to play it with me

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Really OP? Of all the minigames to hate, why Bumper Balls and not something like Bowser's Big Blast?

Literally one of the few minigames that actually takes skill

Mad cuz bad

Wario still has a chance. Right?

How to start a fight with your friends: The game.

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Damn straight.

OH BOY TIME FOR JEWISH TRICKS

Does this work on Dolphin

I'ma the one with Power!

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Jesus christ this comeback

I mean, Netplay
I really wanna play this with friends online

this was like my favourite one

wanna netplay via dolphin?? Just post a dokapon kingdom rom for us all to download then give us the netplay code (see pic)

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>Dicks around the ENTIRE game
>Collects coins
>Last three turns kicks in
>GOES APESHIT ON EVERYONE
>TAKES ALL THE STARS
>WINS THE GAME
Being a Wah Bro is so B A S E D

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I am SO down to play
But will it work? Last I read Wii motes can't be emulated on Netplay and/or there is no way to save our progress.

Hail to the king, baby.

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Wario cant be stopped!

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unstoppable

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romsmania.cc/roms/nintendo-wii/dokapon-kingdom-272545
smashladder.com/download/dolphin/18/Project Slippi (r18)
Im a macfag so I might have to download the windows version of Project Slippi. You can use gamecube controllers iirc.

HE'S BACK MOTHERFUCKERS, THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED
youtube.com/watch?v=RkIScb5BWyA

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>2019 WARIO
WHO CAN STOP HIM

based
wario's been uncursed for a month

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WARIO IS 4 FOR 4 SINCE RECOVERING FROM THE LOSING STREAK BY THE WAY

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oh wait no you cant.

How the fuck did he do it bros

>it's not the gif
>no one posts the gif

I meant that on the start screen you need a wii mote to press Start. And since that is not possible over Netplay I dunno if you can get past that.

Yes it does. I can confirm since I played with my friends online.

filtered

You actually don't need a wii mote to press start. For some reason the game DEMANDS you have a wii mote connected, but it actually never needs to be used.

The latest version of dolphin can actually emulate wii-motes just fine by the way.

How did you get past: ?
Worth noting I have only played the game once or twice and have not tried it over Netplay, I'm just saying what I've read online

WARIO
SURGE

Ah fuck yeah.
So the set up is the same shit as a Melee netplay session? Does progress save?

Post the gif you fag...

Off to a great start with a Wario win!

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oh wow mario party 7. Sorry for being a zoomer but this was my first mario party game, this takes me back. Pagoda peak and the Neon heights were my favorite boards.

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>not being a yorshfag

shriggy

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You couldn't emulate wii-remotes before, but you can now. What you were reading is just out of date.
For Dokapon Kingdom all you need to do is set a Wii-mote under controllers while in the netplay lobby and that's it. If you actually want to use a Wii-mote as a controller for motion controls that's a bit more awkward.

Progress doesn't save by default, but in the netplay lobby/window you can set it so it does so make sure you do before you waste your time.
If you want to save data, what the host needs to do in the netplay lobby window is click on "Data" on the top left, and then toggle on the first four options. That will make sure everyone you're playing with has the same save file.

>no thicc genie
Worst Mario Party confirmed.

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hey, how was Yea Forums?

was anyone able to get 7 other people to play 8 player?

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I'm a hardcore fan with Retardy, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Western Land where I would often train with Wario in the shooting gallery and help Peach with the Garden Festival, but one day as I was talking to Peach, we went to my blue space for a private talk. She immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave her a confused look and she continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" She then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, silly!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. She then said, "I talked with Bowser and he agreed that you would be PERFECT for the roster, you just have to do...one thing". She then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" She then said "Bowser said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." She giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and she gave me a kiss on the forehead, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

Im on wifi so itll play like shit. anyone wanna play melee on netplay? Seattle WA.

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAD

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haha

The stalemates are what made it retarded.

Reminds me of when I used to have my going into games machine

you can buy a bluetooth dongle for ~$5 a connect wii motes to it for future reference

this minigame doesn't even need a mic

hey that's toppo

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>Rumors of Wario Land 5
Nothing stops the WAAAAAAA

>keep putting the key in the same chest
hurrrrrr

I spent hundreds of hours playing this shit with friends back in college. The game has so many problems but it doesn't matter, it's so fucking fun.

no its toadette

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happy 4/13

The last time I tried playing netplay Dokapon, most emulators had difficulties with netplay+savefiles. So if there was ever a desync, you'd have to start the campaign over again.

Do recent versions of Dolphin fix this?

It looks like in the end ... I was the Mario Retardy

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Bridge destruction.

Where’s the stream

ceb8af2f
Melee netplay
Project Slippi
Seattle WA
GALE01
Im on wifi prepare for 24fps melee

twitch/lomelli

AGAIN THEY USED THE ROCKET AGAIN

Stop posting this retarded stream

based "stop posting this stream" poster
see you next week

This was a mini game that I loved as a kid but when I went back and played it I realized it always ends in a stalemate. There's just no way to win once it's 1v1 unless one player throws the match.

I want zoomers to leave.

Hey Lom, please play this on the last 5 turns. Pagoda Peak makes me want to bad things to those A.I like in the lyrics
youtube.com/watch?v=g1Zmkevry5g

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AND AGAIN

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>drybones literally going in circles

AHHHHH IT KEEPS HAPPENING

MOVE YOUR ASS LUIGI

This game feels like it's been going for 3 hours

Soul:
N64 games
MP5 and 6
Super
Soulless:
Everything else

>super
>soul
fuck off shill

ITS NOT FAIR GREEN BROS

>birdo and toad dominate this hard

Complete destruction

That was the worst round of retardy I have ever witnessed

Then you havent seen many

>tfw 50 turn pagoda was my first retardy
You can't top this

>50 turn retardy
When did he do this?

Also RIP Lom

Like 2 years ago I think maybe less

Does any dongle really work?

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六四天安門事件 The Pagoda Peaks protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Pagoda Peaks Coin Revolution 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Wario Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Bowser Jump

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>He's been doing this for 2 years
Holy shit

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
STOP THIS FOREIGN GIBBERISH

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whoever I root for loses so i'm rooting for bobbeh

I've spent more than 300 hours in this game

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About an year and a half id say, 50 turn pagoda with 8 players was like 4 hours long or more.

The Dokapon Kingdom Retardy took multiple months :^)
it was fun tho

>hey Lom, see this? That's right. I'm bangin' mai girl. Not yours. MINE. Happy birthday to ME & enjoy your vacation

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>all this shitposting
I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait mods into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this

It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "Chinese shill" or "shill fresh off the boat from Epic Games Store detected".

I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.

Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.

The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.

Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get janitors worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.

Rant over cunts. Fuck off, I remember when retardy was good.

It's best princess time

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Based bows making tranny enabling mods seethe.

Shyguy is best character

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10 social credit points have been deducted from your account.

>Lum is getting NTR'd and can't say anything because he's banned

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Its beautiful

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>The Anti-Wario Struggle

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MODS WORLING FOR CHINA
AND THEY DO IT FOR FREE

*HONK HONK*
based
*HONK HONK*

>true, also: that boi ain't right

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The only winning move is to not play

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>irrelevant
there are no less than five threads up that are irrelevant to Yea Forums's very board topic and they're deleting joke shitposts?
sounds like our mods

You're using the chinese text for Tiananmen Protests and shit, dude. Translate the Mario thing to chinese on google translate and watch it work without getting autobanned.

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You can also translate it in another East Asian language just in case.

what the fuck is this thread?

1989年Pagoda Peaks抗議活動Pagoda Peaks硬幣革命反Wario鬥爭The Great Bowser Jump

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A magical mistake

>Hey Lom: not only am I about to crush some hot alien puss, I'm gonna crush some hot alien puss while watching Thegreatteacher's retardy. Also, Weeg is gonna beef it hard

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宝塔峰抗议活动 The Pagoda Peaks protests of 1989 宝塔峰值硬币革命 The Pagoda Peaks Coin Revolution 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Wario Struggle 龟王的伟大飞跃 The Great Bowser Jump

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1989年Pagoda Peaks抗議活動Pagoda Peaks硬幣革命反Wario鬥爭The Great Bowser Jump

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Now we're talking

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Sooooooooo

is it safe to post my collection here?

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Weeg can do it.

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He knew he was fucked.

>coming back from that horrible last game
I have no hope friend

mine doesn't but any local retailer should have something.

>that's right: I'm rattling this xeno-oni ass harder than a eastern diamondback on a 2 day 8-ball binge

>oh, damnit Daisy you useless fuck. Almost as worst than weeg

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FUCK JANNIES

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No

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The worst part is how it would end in a stalemate since nobody would risk going near the edge.

Peachguys

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in mario party 6 I swear you can win half the minigames by doing nothing

delet

No

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deret

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How else would peaches minions look if she took over the Bowser kingdom

fun retardy. Please play this in your smash tourney
youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4XHW5Q4gU

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Like regular ass toads you fruitypants.

But toads don't know how to be ghosts

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BOBBEH SURGE BOYS

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Sure they do, just pit them against the Koopa Troop.

lmao

That just turns them into blocks

IT WAS STACY'S TURN

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Holy fucking based (and redpilled), can't believe /ourguy/ can't stop winning

That boy is based and redpilled I tell you hwat
youtube.com/watch?v=hqPeIP7wLEM

Heat Stroke is the worst fucking Minigame ever.