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>bimbo cortana
>not mommy bond burger cortana
>shad
Made for BBC
"ok im going back to sleep, wake me when you lose the weight"
Do you think she ever had lewd thoughts about chief?
bimbo is such a tiny brained fetish
This. Give me this.
She did in the canon
does cortana even have pusy?
I would volunteer to check
>bond burger
I see you are a fellow enthusiast of my work but we need to go bigger
so how long after halo comes out for PC will there be mods to make cortana into a big titty bimbo?
>tfw no future tech to turn you into a bimbo
is there a source for this or is this it?
Source
sauce
Cortana is not for lewd
Stop this at once
You better mean British Broadcasting and not nasty monkey meat
My ass
Good stuff
i.4cdn.org
>uh you might be corrupted
Explain this
fucker
>tfw no holowaifu
Rampancy is a hell of a thing
3 hours
Halo already has a modding community on modified Xbox's and shit so probably soon.
I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DAA
FAT IS NOT CUTE
Holy fuck, we NEED this in VR
Halo 2 Cortana was best
Fuck off milf fags
Based
halo 2 personality with 4 body is peak cortana
why did they retcon how hot she was in halo 5? Don't have an xbone and never played it, but just from looking at her on google images she looks so much worse than in 4.
2>3>2Anniv>1>4>1Anniv> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 5
Cause she's a "goddess" now, and sjw world. Strongly believe that's why it dropped to T rating, alongside the game's shitty megablox art direction.
>it dropped to a T rating
LOL what the fuck? I never knew about that. Thank fuck they are bringing all the bungie games to pc and not wasting any time on 5.
Sexy is bad in the nuGamedev world.
>no JOI VR videos with Cortana
Why even live?
Yeah man. I'm fucking clinging to hope that Infinite brings it back to a Mature rating. Sparth seems to have a proper understanding of the franchise's art direction. But I'm not holding my breath.
Specifically H4 Cortana btw
5 > anything else
Suck my dick bungie trannies
the pcbros haven't gotten their hands on halo in like 20 years user. Just wait, I'm sure there will be a ton of halo porn pumped out as soon as the games start dropping on steam.
THANK THE FORERUNNERS- NAY, THE PRECURSORS, IF TRUE
But I specifically need VR JOI with professional quality voice acting.
I wouldn't mind making something with Cortana when the models actually get released. I don't think I can actually find any Halo 4 models as of now but I don't know if the textures in the PC version will be improved or not because I'd rather just wait for those.
Where the Sangheili women at?
>he doesnt know
If only the red one had a penis
Such a cutie..
>futashit
Gay I'm sure someone made an edit or something right?
Don't you NPCs get tired of always posting the same exact le Ryan Gosling feels image/webm?
Still mad about her being a villain all of the sudden. She better be under someone's control or unless 343 really couldn't fucking think of anything else and just decided to make her the bad guy because they're not creative writers.
>still using the shitty npc meme
You're no better yourself newfag
Chief's Cortana is dead mate
the only way to fix it is to make it so some random forerunner ai was larping as cortana
Tu quoque fallacy sweetie :^)
4 is truly the best of all previous designs. It even has Halo 2's thigh highs
I'm like 99% sure the one you see now consists of the rampant bits from the original one. Still dumb though.
Nice strawman autist
ignore the Yea Forumsedditor
did we have an AI in halo wars?
Cortana's Halo 4 design was the saving grace of that game
Serina.
Serena, yeah. Unless you mean HW2, which is then Isabel
Based 117 get
Yeah. I was looking forward to her appearing in 2, to see if AIs in Halo could get over the rampancy thing by achieving a state of metastability, kinda like Durandal from Marathon. But she just baleeted herself between games.
So Cortana being naked is like not normal?
AIs aren't limited in regards to avatar choice
Like, an ONI AI was just a cloaked shadow in the books IIRC
Could say it's due to her being a special case, since she was the only A.I. crafted with human brain tissue.
This was 343 writing
Bungie just wanted you to have a cute pixie girl waifu. I think they try to explain it in a book by saying that she appears naked to put people off balance or something.
with all the have sex posting I'm starting to think if I had sex mybe my worldview would change ... maybe feel happiness again
if Cortana wants to fuck John
does that mean Halsey also wants to?
I wouldn't mind some gilf action desu
You sure? Can't remember which book it was, but I don't have any 343-era books
Today I shall remind them
youtu.be
No one gives a shit about Bunghole. We 343 Industries now and they're based unlike Bungle.
It's weird. She's like his mom/sister/lover
Basically the based character artist wanted a hor naked AI waifu and didn't change the model when asked to.
O'Connor later stepped in and mentioned her nude appearance was to help her manipulate negotiations by enticing her opponent with distracting sexualization and apparent fragility. He of course has backed down saying her appearance is only a manifestation of her current moods. (Hence the armored Cortana bs) Ironic as this means she probably has been wanting to fuck Chief since Halo 1, staying naked for 4 games and making her tits bigger each time.
>literally using Bungie plot
Reminder that Cortana is a young Halsey. You're fapping on 66 yo granny
>fappan to an earlier version of a 66 yo granny who was thicc
I'm okay with this.
>AI hologram avatar wearing clothes
retarded
>AI hologram avatar having huge, realistic, sloping proportions
retarded
>AI hologram avatar just being a human female in personality complete with hesitation, doe eyes, and coquettish gestures
retarded
H4 cortana is pure cringe and only erotic out of the context of the halo universe
I wonder how Keyes felt about this whole situation
this is one of the many great contributions to Halo of author Karen Traviss, behold, a fucking cube
The man fucked Halsey, hence Miranda, their daughter.
>You're fapping on 66 yo granny
please stop, you're making me harder.
I know that. I was referring to an AI copy of his wife flirting with a child soldier she helped raise.
BASED
Grannies need love too
especially ones as hot as Halsey
>You're fapping to a 66 year old except you aren't at all since they look like their younger self
Why is this a problem?
Filter a image MD5.
Filter them all.
>being so beta you have to hide images that hurt your feelings
This is sad, mate, maybe reddit is more your speed.
>they didn't want to sexualize Konoko
kek
Anywhere I can find a zip of all these? I'm missing quite a few of them
Filter one word, filter them all.
is that some fuckin nipple and slit I see
Black box was lit, and he was even better in Hunt the Truth
18+ kiddo
If I remember right in Fall of Reach when she first chooses Chief she calls him handsome and Halsey blushes and gets kind of defensive.
So what you're telling me is that after Chief deals with Cortana in Infinite, she will strip bare again? Also glad we got naked Cortana.
Lorraine Mclees is a treasure. Are her and Rob still at Bungie?
I'm sure I'm autistic but I never consider the others as not naked, it's just a hologram so the "clothes" is just more "flesh"
Yes you are autistic.
her boobs are too saggy
This artist's bodies can make my dick diamonds but holy shit are his faces fucking awful.
>The Cuckt Man
>shitposting about The Based Man
That's a yikes from me, famalam
Based, do you think she'd let you watch?
That 420 tho
reminder that tumors aren't sexy.
why do I feel like there's a nude version of this
I don't know, dude. I think it depends on the tumor.
I said I'm sure of that. Somehow I get the feeling you're trying to be mean to me.
unironically you're a virgin
how can i unironically be a virgin? that doesnt make any sense
>dude big tits and shit design
Remember when Halo actually had unique design? Remember how good Halo was before 343?
Cortana
Cortana looked like shit in every game except 4
looked the best in CE when she was not some dumb bimbo slut for incels.
She looked like a digital version of a grumpy 50 yr old librarian, nice contrarianism though
t.Incel
post her fat ass
>thinking that an NPC will relate to pic related
NPC isn't a synonym for normie, just go on /pol/ and see what I mean
>no pussy or vagina
Why even bother
If Halo Infinite doesn't end in pic related I will be seriously disappointed
The pussy is where the problems come from.
dilate
I'm sure you're just as much an NPC as the people you criticize for being one.
because she has a mouth and butthole
>pussy or vagina
are these different things?
>americans
Struck a nerve did I? Here,
Retard.
Looks like someones never done vag to puss before
i need a blue skinned GF so bad bros
Based
Is this the vidya butt thread?
>check the catalog
where's the NPC boyo
____ ___
>posts frog
>"no you're the NPC!"
One of the few absolutely based female characters in vidya. Hell yeah I'll fap to her.
You already lost, go back to /pol/ to cry about how the jews are making white girls thirsty for BBC
based
but also based
>literally all the best features of a woman
>literally lacks the one thing that makes women shit
>Cortana framed her fingers around the man's face. "He's so serious," she murmured. "Thoughtful eyes, though. Attractive in a primitive animal sort of way, don't you think, Doctor?"
>Dr. Halsey blushed. Apparently she *did* think so. Cortana's thoughts mirrored many of her own, only unchecked by normal military and social protocol.
Link if true
>meme
I wish it were. Don't try to make me feel better.
Don't listen to him he's a fucking faggot.
Cortana's perfect ass is ready for this man meat!
>Cortana is literally in his head and he knows that
>talks to him constantly, all the fucking time
>Cortana says, in a Cortana voice, "Hey chiefie"
>Chief has zero idea who said it
That's a fucking stupid picture
based
why is cortana OBESE?
Bloated software.
Just like Windows 10?
This is why Chief is a cuck and Spartan Jameson Locke is the future of Halo. While Chief is doing bitch shit with a skull like a 'tard Spartan Jameson Locke would be laying fat pipe to Cortana's fat ass.
jesus what a fucked up relationship.
fuck you it's funny
Locke is quite literally a faggot basedboy
hey everyone act man here im gonna say a bunch of generic shit and dumb jokes
and hopefully you like and subscribe
He's got the name of one, too. These zoomer storytellers have no sense of subtlety. There's absolutely no air of mystery or ambiguity about him, no feeling of "you know what's necessary".
It gets better when you realize that Cortana is pretty much the only AI who chooses to appear naked, which means Halsey is likely a secret nudist/exhibitionist.
did The Based Man dab all over your favorite game?
t. Locke
>lewdposting stops
why can't Yea Forums do anything right
I am going to have a Cortana wife one day even if I have to sacrifice everything.
ass pics when
Hot.
Wtf? that shit ain't Halsey
thats a full moon
*holds X*
Sure it is.
She's a literal yandere for him in Halo 5
Why is Buck so smug
because he knows he's the best character in the game
He's become a Spartan IV, the guys who are supposed to one up the Spartan IIs, which are the guys who one uped the ODSTs, which is what he was. He is understandably smug.
Put a Spartan II in Spartan IV armor and you'd get a true super soldier.
Why did they kill off the Rookie?
so Buck's team could dissolve and he could be part of Osiris
Idk, a lot of new devs do this. They kill of characters for no reason and they change existing characters instead of making new ones. I guess they want to work with a small cast but that seems unreasonable.
also this
probably because he was shit
>tfw the Architect has been influencing your taste for ages and you never knew
Curse and bless this man
It wasn't like he was the linchpin to the team.
Worse yet they did in a book. To human rioters, by a sniper of all things, it was just depressing. I didn't want him to be the next chief, but god damn, killing him off that way? I really hate when new people take the reins of classic characters. There really needs to be a clause that disallows future teams from fucking with established bits too much, or just throwing old characters to the grinder to make the new ones look best.
Why am I getting Elizabeth from Bioshock vibes?
He can't keep getting away with it!
Cause she does one or more animations like that. I can't unsee it now
by killing him they also got rid of Mickey since he was a traitor, by doing that they also justified Dutch fucking off to mars with his wife, the only one left is Romeo but idk what happened to him.
>I kidnapped and killed children for the good of humanity. Also doing things to them made me wet...
Such a complex character of unplumbed depths.
I'd plumb her depths
>Romeo but idk what happened to him.
Bear trap got him
do you think she ever noticed she was talking with a younger and naked version of her mom?
if you knew the source you would be upset
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hell yeah brother
Why she look like mouhammeds daughter in 2A? Did keyes get cucked in the nu-lore?
full source?
artist is Tarakanovich
oof
know that's my type of cortana
thanks a ton user
They based the new appearances on the actors who did the mocap
it will, trust me
>wasting valuable computing resources on rendering all those ass n' titty polygons
>not using patrician and efficient low-poly design
Fucking lazy ass UI team, just when I thought SpartanOS couldn't get any more bloated...