Play Thief

Play Thief

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stealth games are just slow-ass rhythm games, change my mind

just bought it
ill play it after im done with sekiro

Absolute fucking timeless masterpiece.
Christ, why the fuck can't the west get out of their business oriented "easy to play but has a lot to offer and master" bullshit which always turns out to be a casual fuckfest of braindead gameplay. Why the fuck are western fuckfaces putting presentation and story over gameplay and trying to cater to 3 year olds with how easy it is to master their shallow gameplay systems.
Jesus fucking christ, we won't get another western masterpiece as great as Thief unless the industry crashes.

Why am I too much of a brainlet to complete the Cathedral ruins?

Remember to patch the games.

because the loot distribution in that level is pure bullshit

ok

>easy to play but has a lot to offer and master
That describes Thief pretty well though.

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I tried last night, but the fan missions I found both sucked.
I want something horror-y but grounded in a regular Thief mission. Stuff like Rowena's Curse and The Last Lighthouse Keeper. Minimum zombies, but an area or two with a monster is fine.

It does describe Thief well, but whenever any modern western AAA game uses that it's a complete lie and is not hard to master at all, has little to offer and is quite shallow.

Which ones did you play?

Some french one called Nightmare and one called Damsel in Distress.

what's the lore on this?

ok i will

I'd rather play a bit better game, than this instead.

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stop opening doors

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Just a pagan motif, evidently an important one since it's in Constantine's altar room.

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rowena's curse is a poor man's ominous bequest

The controls are too confusing.

Rebind them.

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tanks bro
t. someone that never finished lvl2 because scared of zombies

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nigga go back and play the game, zombies are the least of your worries.

>randomly show up one time in one level and never reappear

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*dabs on Garrett*

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The game was made by a bunch of flight simulator developers. If you think the controls in Thief are confusing, I advise never playing System Shock 1.
It's interesting that in the 90's, everyone acknowledged the fact that there is no universal standard for controls in first person games, so nearly every game included not only the ability to rebind them, but the ability to save multiple keybinds for different preferences.

Deadly Shadows has cheap treebeast knockoffs

Black Parade sometime.

It's been on my list for a while but I got more games than time. I'm sure theres a more recent version of this by now.

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yeah download TFix lite instead and do what the pic says in the upper left.

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Fuck it, I did another thing of these
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how do you expect me to play a game when i can barely wake up and look after myself

tafferpatcher is old news

There is but one task thou must still perform. It may require you to learn thy lines backwards and to imitate the cursed tongue of The Eye as it comments on this vile spectre's predicament but I'm sure The Builder will be pleased.

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based

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>tfw your face is less intimidating than a low-resolution texture from 1998