GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>b-but Banjo has a good history with Nintendo! He’s gotta be in! “No!”
Sorry Banjo fags, but the Microsoft rep is taken by yours truly! Why would Nintendo choose a dead character over the marketing potential of the highest grossing game of the 21st century? Sakurai went way out of his way to talk up Persona 5 before Joker's reveal, guess what other game he's talked up? That's right, it's Minecraft! The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
>becoming just as You weren't hear since last year when Ultimate was announced? Wow, newfag of newfags.
Brandon Rivera
Seethey Seethey, cope you blockhead Stevey.
Jaxson Ross
unironically a better moveset for him than what most stevefags request
Carter Parker
You mean the Mii Sword Fighter move set?
Ryder Martin
m8, I'm trying to keep you from making an ass out of yourself. Unless this isn't the tweet you are referring to, in which case, feel free to link the real tweet. twitter.com/NlntedoAmerica/status/1107659488994172928
>Microsoft characters getting deconfirmed left and right, including their blockhead >Banjo and Rash are the only reasonable ones standing, with Banjo's chances increasing each and every day >Steveposters and Erdrickposters beginn a raging spam flood, not even putting in effort to create new OC material anymore, just reusing the same shitty images over and over Like fucking clockwork. This place is gonna melt down at E3. A minor meltdown will occur after a different SE character than Erdrick will be confirmed though, either Luminary or Crono, everything else is fucking impossible tier.
Aiden Rivera
Reminder that Stevefags post furshit of Isabelle and need to be gassed like every other furry
At least Stevefags have the decency of not using a generic wojak/pepe edit for their shitposts, and some of their creepy models actually are funny. You need to give them points for that.
It was never funny when you find out there's an extremely detailed penis made by a tranny furry.
Josiah Flores
Still think Luminary makes more sense. He's the most recent DQ protag and also has his game getting a definitive edition on Switch. At least he's a character a portion of the west might also recognize, if only from the commercials and directs. Crono is just the next most obvious thing if they aren't gonna be able to get DQ from Square.
