2B from Nier Automata

Why does a robutt need over 20 pounds of pussy and ass?

She does, but her womb only accept black man semen.

because you are the homo and like to have other mens dick in your butt hole

No, but she can get some installed

Yorha androids can request one as an optional addon.
2b never struck me as one to take advantage of that though.

/r/ing the lewd version of this in the same art style.

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Why is she named after her tit size

>XD
it's her model number and type

>had a lucid dream couple a weeks ago
>in it yorha commander came up to me for whatever the fuck reason
>and offers me 5 2Bs to 'relieve myself'
>they're all flesh and blood
>during this I get like 3 slap-in-the-face realizations that I am dreaming, becoming more aware of it every time
>at one point figure I could probably start to change whatever I'd like, but I feel like I'm ok on what's already unfolding so decide to just kinda roll with it, but being super aware
>start having sex with them, first kind of vanilla, one at a time, then started to ask one more to join in, then 2
>get to the point where one is licking my asshole, the second one is sucking my balls, while I'm pissing in the mouth of the third one
>think to myself: "well this is pretty fun" as in the best feeling I've had in my life
>"but the show must go on"

>next thing is I'm having them eat and drink as much as they can stuff in and taking turns shitting and pissing in a bathtub in the middle of the room
>I gag them with my fingers one at a time and make them puke in the bath
>when the bath is 2/3rds full I take them one at a time and fuck them in the bath, slitting their throat while ejaculating inside them, cut their bodies at the joints and tossing them in the bath, making the most disgusting "2B soup" you can imagine

>*actually wake up*
>still remember everything super clear
>thanks to lucid dreaming only my eyes open, completely unable to move my body
>the stench from my dream hits my nostrils like a freight train
>what felt "so real" in the dream now hits me with a factor of 10 on "realistic"
>feel like gagging with extreme sense of disgust for myself
>still can't move
>start throwing up in my mouth
>muscles around the body slowly start to spasm as I realize I'm about to drown in my own puke
>tumble out of my bed and fucking crawl in the most unnatural way to the bathroom, puking and gagging

I wish I was making this shit up. Keep it real, bois.

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Why do they name model types after her tit size

Only black cock is allowed in her system

A2 > 2B

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>pussy or a vagina

wat, user i don't think the two are mutually exclusive

Man they made A2 wide in that shot, you can see both her hips behind 2B. I love it.

What did he mean by this?

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that's some of the most fucked up shit, my lad.

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in the recycling bin
with the TRASH

Ugly people on Yea Forums have no idea what it's like to be attractive and show off your body.

>having sex in a dream
>losing your wizard powers to dream succubi
Should've gotten off the ride then

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So I can still bang her asshole?

I am in awe of how pure you are

Close. I am of the homo but I am the one who sticks the dick in the man butt hole

She doesn't owns any pets or reproductive organs

>Those faces
yikes.

based top homo

they don't, its coincidence.

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Cute comment

androids don't do coincidence

Dude robot sex would be terrible.

Just think about it logically for one second. 2B is 300lbs plus. So that is 300lbs of ass jumping up and down on your dick. It would literally crush your balls.

Because of her strength also, she has the grip of a giant mechanical claw and the suction power of a industrial vacuum cleaner with her mouth.

It may sound hot, but it's really overkill.

are you implying 9s has a 9S tit size?

9S cock size

i don't think that's a valid measurement.

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Extremely good post.

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me on the left with my master

wanna know what unit measure S is for

But user she isn't an E cup

Her hole and her effort is all I need.

I'm sure you could ask her to not mutilate your genitals, user

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I've never even touched this weebgame, but this chick is really hot

Why are you acting like she can't control how much force she uses?
Don't even act like people aren't out here fucking fat bitches either

I'll rub my dick in between her thighs until I cum all over them, which won't take very long

He's a pleb. Told a dirty bitch dream bitch I was waiting for marriage. She smelled nice and had that daisy duke look. She looked like a thot

from japan != weeb

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Same, this is fan art though I'm pretty sure.

I bet your gf isn't even 19 stone loser

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19 BMI is better than 19 stone

What's the best place to find good sfm/hentai with her?

Sankaku chan

No but she could have one installed upon request, which she probably never did because she was designed to kill the only person she cared about, and by the time the two of them get to live in peace the Bunker and all its junk-producing equipment is long gone.

Doggy style would fix everything you just said

Underrated desu

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I'm gonna hijack this shitpost to get a 5

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AHEM

Have sex

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>this pasta again

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both are possible if she's 8 ft 3

Make friends

Yeah I thought about including that exception but I assumed no one would be pedantic enough to bring it up

pretty dumb assumption to make on Yea Forums

Only one way to find out

How does one lucid dream?

No, but she has parts for sex.

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No bur she wants to get pregnant event though it's impossible, another cruel fate for the androids.

>only 300lb
*yawns*

streamable.com/8x93j

His poor neighbors

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>pussy or a vagina

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>a pussy or a vagina
wut?

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Someone posted 2B in like a string bikini. I love it though, anone have it?

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>a pussy or a vagina

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Doing God's work, user.

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hmm is this post based or cringe?

how do I get a 2B gf?

What did he mean by this?

digitise yourself

>all those replies pretending they don't know the difference
lmaoing at you

nier is definitely a weeb game, nice try you puke

that's hot

>>next thing is I'm having them eat and drink as much as they can
No. Nope. No thanks. I'm good senpai.

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OBSESSED

>pussy or a vagina

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It's weird how a comment like this has an equal to almost higher chance of being made by a white man than a black man

>OVER 300 POUNDS OF PUSSY AND ASS

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>white

does her anus have a vibrating function?

HAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAH JESUS CHRIST THAT GOT ME SO GOOD

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she can be 3D printed

PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP!

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uh huh
yeah

(((White)))

>getting crushed by 130KG
Manlet much?

>It would literally crush your balls.

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I mean technically the vagina is the canal itself, while "pussy" refers to every part of the female genitalia.

Dude how weak and small are you that 130Kg would crush you?

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=weeabo
>A person who's totally obsessed with Japanese culture; Wapanese; Wanna be Japanese.
from japan != weeaboo

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que?

Objectively better tahn edgy blindfold robot with no visible joints and boy haircut.
Based/10

The dont but they could have them installed

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Anyone who played the game knows A2 is a straight upgrade from 2B in literally every single way

i like both, tbqhwy

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>older model
>straight upgrade

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Enjoy your vacation.

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dont use words you don't understand faggot

I love my perfect wife 2B and want to start a family with her.

2b is for _____

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what the fuck man i just want to clean my apartment

is for and not your meme

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Damn son, you're even more of a virgin than I am, and I never even held hands

Human men.

Specifically bearing their children and ahegaoing while being cummed inside and saying glory to mankind.

Old Spice?

I love her so much.

Alas, I truly see

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i'm sorry you had to go through so much pain, nines.

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endearing post
really

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Don't listen to these faggots. A "pussy" is by all means slang for a slutty vagina while a "vagina" alone is that in name only--a canal that someone has labeled as being part of the female reproductive system.

Why do you guys like her?

I'm not a shota, I'm a human.

i like her big butt

Are you a female or just irish?

You must be into some god awful shit if you willingly let the dream go down the route of piss, scat, and vomit user

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Question: Can you have a "vagina" without a "pussy"? And what purpose does a "pussy" serve wihtout a "vagina"?

based

put me in the screencap senpai

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Do we have enough yet?
Can I make the screenshot yet?

human men? what point is this trying to get accross? i dont get it

Excuse me?

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it's like the difference between a "penis" and a "cock"
a "cock" is anything 7 inches or above, anything below that is just a "penis"
in this case, a pussy is a vagina that looks nice and fuckable
all pussies are vaginas, but not every vagina is a pussy

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Reminder: only females have vaginas, pussies can be "asspussies" or "armpitpussies" for example.

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Just stop.

What's the difference.

one is a sex and the other is a nationality known for eating potatoes and having red hair?

Yes, you can have just a "vagina". It's also the more objective term to use as it is the original nomenclature. A "pussy", however, typically comes from a more subjective view--usually coupled with hints toward the perceived desirability of the person it's attached to.

Know this, though: The terms "pussy" and "vagina" are not mutually exclusive. You must have a vagina first in order to have a pussy. Some would claim otherwise, but those claims are erroneous, neophytic cants likely conjured up from the lips of a homosexual.

Well, technically 's statement isn't illogical. Both sides of a disjunction can be true, or be the same thing, at the same time and the whole disjunction still be true and logical. user is just testing Yea Forums's intelligence.

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She probably has the best ass ever conceived in a videogame.

but why didn't he say "pussy or even just a vagina" in that case

Yoko Taro stated they do have sexual organs

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you dummies. he could mean she doesn't have a labia or vulva.

>he doesnt know

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He doesn't have to; it's a tautology.
If pussy and vagina are synonyms, then you could rewrite the statement as "pussy or pussy." P v P is the same as saying P. He could have written "pussy, or vagina, or snatch, or cunt, or hooha," and his statement would would still be tautologous, provided all the words meant the same thing.

have sex

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>that
>good

what in the fuck is that game and do i get to put my peepee in the woman

Based actual underagebro

My sides are in orbit

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Why do you guys want to procreate with 2B?

>Literally the most perfect woman in existence with a body built for breeding with
>"Why do you guys have human urges when you see literal perfection"

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Fake as fuck. So many idiots falling for it.

>That huge fucking nose

I want to marry and impregnate Pokimane

Nani the fuck?

Please refrain from posting this ugly thot

wait.

Find it through google you baka.

But she doesn't reproductive organs.

go see a shrink

live long enough for the nerds to build them

We're talking about 2B, not a tranny here, user.

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dumb poster

put me in screencap and invert the colors of my reply

>image

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dude just make an f-list account and live out your fantasies

leave it to the submissive virgin to envision irl sex as the woman fucking a man.

I want to bury my face in 2B robot buttocks.

but robots can't have kids.

No I'm pretty sure this one google.com/search?q=lily peet&ie=&oe=

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wot

Still can't understand why would guys would plow her?

...

>Cuck post gets deleted
honestly based jannies

Stop trying to bang robots.

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Nigga what

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based and redpilled

Say what now?

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are you me?

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That... is certainly something.

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I don't get it.

Why aren't more vidya females dressed this way?

>hurr dur why would anyone want to sleep with a humanoid, human sized, human proportioned, human movement, human looking figure?!?!
are you actually, literally, retarded or merely pretending?
>but she doesn't exist
people can be attracted to things that look attractive. hell, wasn't there a penguin that was super interested in a 2d drawing of a penguin girl?
gets old if it's that blatant. needs more tease and subtlety

Just stay inside for the rest of your life and don't bother others ok?

Reminder that you will never have sex with 2B. I never have said that.

i don't want to have sex with 2b. you can be attracted to something but not want to have sex with it.

>gets old if it's that blatant
has to happen first before it gets old

Attractions not equaling sex in what universe is this logic?

i find 2b attractive, i don't feel sad that i wouldn't sleep with her, because i don't want to. how's this hard to grasp?

Cause sex is important.

user, please. Stop posting pictures of MY wife.

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based and snorted at

he clearly meant to say pussy and asshole but just mistyped... christ you guys are so braindead

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Nice but their aren't married.

She belongs to him tho

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>sex is important
yea, but that's irrelevant in this case. I find the female form attractive. It's nice to look at, it looks nice in clothes and various states of undress. I acknowledge that 2b isn't real. But i can still find the work put into her, either through official in game art or peoples drawings of her to be pleasing to my eye. therefore, attraction without need for wanting to have sex with her.

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prove it.

2B belongs to me.

Looks like my girlfriend

I'm glad to read this post at least.

If you want to get into the specifics her arm belongs to him

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>pussy or a vagina

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