What video game did you get your mom today for her mother's day gift?

What scarejump?

Mother's Day is May 10th you fucking foreign faggot.

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>be sick
>not allowed to do anything
>not allowed to play video games because you're sick

why are mothers so fucking dumb?

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People in the medical profession are equally retarded. I remember trying to get a medical certificate to use in college from a doctor so I could get an extension and I explained I did not even sleep before I came into the clinic. The nurse asked what I did all night and I said played video games. She looked me at in horror and refused to give the cert. Boomers are fucking retards

you need to recover first friendo

The scare is he made people think it was Mother's day soon.

my mom is ash

based user got me too ',:)

does she give you her spare pokemon?

>what is your problem?
>YOU ARE MY PROBLEM

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Fuck you OP, but thanks anyway. I'm going to have to call my mom a few times over the next couple of weeks so that when I actually call on the day of she won't bitch about how I only call her on mother's day.

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my mother died 23 years ago due to complications caused by a LttP.
She burned the roast while fighting agahim so my dad bashed in her skull with a cast iron skillet
The non stick surface ensured an easy clean up.

Fuck you OP you scared the shit out of me

>IF YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR SCHOOL YOU'RE TOO SICK FOR VIDEOGAMES

I can't imagine a greater disappointment in life than raising a fucking gamer. Why do people risk it.

a streamer

youtu.be/HQAfxgm3r0s

youtube.com/watch?v=02gLPWxEMbM

>not yet

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I can.

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holy shit i chortled

god i'd fucking slap the shit out of her if i was him

I forget every time. You got me.

fucking pussy

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What

Ultrajman is a riot, look into his shit. He is a special case of autism among autists

You mother fucker

NUH YEH WUH EH HEH

Im going to use this on my kid. That shit had me fucked up back in the day.

>CRAZY PARENT FLIPS OUT AT SON

Alternate title:
Parent Realizes They've Raised a Vegetable Who Can't Even Use a Toilet

I’d slap her cheeks with my thighs as I repeatedly fuck her brains out from behind. She sounds hot and sometimes you gotta fuck people into submission to show em whos boss

alright then

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that's an awful lot of the 'tism

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>you can actually hear the shit coming out

>My Mother doesn't have a Son......
Which is awesome for me and saves me money all year round.

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I don't understand this. If I'm at a point where my son is literally shitting himself while playing his game I'm already at the outlet unplugging the tower. What's yelling going to do if it's clear the kid doesn't give a shit aside from the load in his pants?

He must be retarded or autistic

holy fuck

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>Broken voice....."O..o..o.kay.."
Broekn voice of a broken man.

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>YOU ARE SHITTING YOURSELF.
>YOU ARE SH.IT.T.I.I.N.G. YOURSELF.
Must be some dank shit. He sounds wasted.

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>Anyone got the women beater one on Fornite? That is a fucking classic.

She wasn't going to give it to you at all. She only asked what you did as a conversational piece.

That said, if you want to get into medicine, you really need to learn to appreciate all the sleep you can get. If you had the time to risk coming in tired from something as superfluous as games (it could've been anything like hanging out or binging watching tv), then you probably don't realize just how taxing that lone of work can get.

He has a lock right fucking there, why doesn't he use it?

youtube.com/watch?v=_B8YiwEhpGY

No locked doors in my house young man.

Maybe he forgot?

he's too short to reach it.

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