We will never get another space Chad simulator

>we will never get another space Chad simulator

apologize

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i'm sorry we failed you kyle

eat my ass, you apologize you fucking zoomer. I bought all those games.

At least he had a fantastic run. How many protags get that distinction.

real chad comin through

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>there are people reading this that didn't kill rosh

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what the fuck im old

hope you're ready user

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They actually did a good job tempting you to the dark side I mean who didn’t wanna kill Rosh’s bitch ass

>jedi
>chad
the ultimate incels literally

comfiest level?

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Tatooine spaceport was way comfier than Bespin.

His games were fun and all but the character was just a Han Solo knockoff who later got a lightsaber. Never understood why everyone sucks off characters like him and Revan so hard.

Katarn is literally just space Chuck Norris, they need to make a 90 minute action movie that's just him shooting stormtroopers in the face like Arnold in Commando, he's an 80's style action hero but in Star Wars. It would be such an easy pitch for one of the spin offs if Disney didn't hate white men, it's just John Wick but in space

>How about the force is just a tool and there aren't dark and light powers, just blue milk pansies and strong style chads

RIP you glorious bastard. Fuck Nar Shaddar

>mrw I beat that encounter on Jedi on the first try

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Cursed image.

Sorry, Kyle. But at the same time it is good, that you are not canon anymore. Just look at what mouse did to Luke, those bastards could have done the same to you.

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>new jedi knight game is announced
>kyle katarn is now the villain, he's turned into a sith
>you play as a woman or a nigger and the plot of the game is to kill kyle katarn

>Katarn is literally just space Chuck Norris
Yes user, I remember that dumb meme too. Like I said, I loved the games, but I just was never crazy about Kyle as a character. Being an EPIC BADASS isn't an interesting character trait even in Star Wars. No offense to anyone who likes him, I just don't care.

But man Dark Forces was a great fucking game though. Best sprites, effects, and sound design of the Doom clones for damn sure.

the live action cut scenes in the old games were comfy

>the live action cut scenes in the old games were comfy
True

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that would be naar shadda streets

lmao

FUCK DISNEY

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Kyle was a cringy self insert.

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Kyle looks like Jeff Bridges now

Give him a memorable and emotionally touching death after helping one more time to save the galaxy?

>space gigachad who fulfilled the thousand year prophecy and released all the spirits trapped by thought bomb in the valley of the Jedi on Ruusann
>get pic related for an apprentice

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Maybe you can use your lightsaber to cut those trees down and make a bridge.

>Katarn is literally just space Chuck Norris
Exactly user, take off nostalgia goggles, the games were good, but KK as a character was trash, he veered into Gary Stu territory. Kanan is the new Katarn, and a better character

>Kanan
Who?

can I start with KOTOR 2 before KOTOR I heard it´s the better game or will I lose the story

>can I start with KOTOR 2 before KOTOR I heard it´s the better game or will I lose the story
No. You will miss a lot of information

You can skip the first game. It's only revealed that the character you play as is actually Darth Revan and you're a Sith Lord who lost his memory. Nothing else of importance really happens.

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I need to give MotS another run
fucking maze levels of old

Anyone wanting to reduce star wars to space westerns featuring multiple clint eastwoods with lightsabers is so incredibly ignorant to what the original trilogy was all about
every jedi being semi-incompetent, stuck up, self important and of questionable morality is called thematic consistency. fuck off with your power fantasy

Agreed. Save the Clint Eastwoods for the non-forcies.

Kyle Katarn was so cool he could use both sides of the force. Tfw Kyle will never get to establish his own gray order.

my god i have not seen this in over a decade
i was one of the few who played this game A LOT

this map is firmly implanted into my memory

>first time playing Jedi Outcast online
>assume everyone's on Bespin because it's the first map in the list and they're lazy
>turns out it's actually the best map in the game

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What a shitty code, too many repeated phrases and lines that just state the same thing in a circular way.

Old but gold.

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t. disney zoomer who didn't play jedi knight outcast or kotor 2

Its fanfic is what it is.

Grey Jedi is literally zoomercore because they hate the idea of having to commit to one side or the other, it's the same reason they shit on the prequels

The entire point of KOTOR 2 and Kyle Katarn's story is to show how pointless the Jedi and Sith are. A middle ground needed to be established that purely followed the force.

Better yet it's a senseless rearranging of the Jedi code as purported in a new EU book from 3 years ago.

>TFW I thought Episode 8 was going to do the same
But I got to be subverted. Isn't that better than exploring ideas?

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>I found a lightsaber in my garage, I guess I'm a jedi now
>goes off to start an order that combines the powers of the jedi and the sith and is more powerful than either of them

>Just look at what mouse did to Luke

Made him the canon most powerful force user, make a last stand that ascends him to legend status and makes his transfer into the force totally seamless because now he can be anywhere always?

He had the greatest display of power, purely by his ability to exercise amazing restraint and focus.

user that's basically the point of George's saga as well. The old jedi were too stiff and detached, Luke's redeeming of Vader through compassion goes against Yoda and Ben's advice that hes too far gone and needs to be killed. Luke should have been the first of a new order of Jedi who lived their trials in reality instead of an isolated temple. But the Grey Jedi shit is stupid edgelord tier. I mean the name itself IIRC comes from a derogatory term that snooty Jedi would use to refer to Jedi like Qui-Gon, who was basically the template for what a Jedi should be. But Qui-Gon didn't self identify as a Grey Jedi, he was still just a Jedi, he just didn't adhere to the dogma as strictly as the others, he was more free-flowing. The grey Jedi shit is self-indulgent wank that defeats the whole point of the saga and is little more than excuse for teenagers to create OC edgy Jedi that can use force lightning and have waifus.

I shoudn´t have viewed this

Is it confirmed that Kyle is not canon? They did use the fact Luke had an academy on the last movie

behold

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>But I got to be subverted. Isn't that better than exploring ideas?

It can be if you're not caught up in being a whiny little faggot about what you got instead.

One of the few good things of the new canon is that it wiped off grey Jedi
>Look at me, i'm a Jedi that can use the dark side without repercussions
Grey Jedi are the epithome of special snowflake

Disney removed the whole of the EU from canon except the Clone Wars tie ins. They can scoop parts back up but yeah he got the pink slip with everyone and thing else.

He shows up in the ship miniatures game, but there's a lot of non-disney canon stuff in there.

Why do people even defend the Disney movies and pretend they do anything interesting or that they have good ideas?

If Disney owns it, it's ok to obsess over, it gains similar status to princess and superhero memorabilia

>Balance is about maintaining extremes
It's like D&D and their fucking Alignment charts. As a piece of set dressing it works. Not when you dedicate more words than War and Peace to it.

Kanan comes from the same "space cowboy Jedi" template that Katarn came from, he even has his own Jan Oars in Hera (which are voiced by the same VA). They both are in the Rebels cg show

>edgy deviant art OC picture
>edgy deviant art OC code
>fucking 9gag
lol you can't make this shit up

Also made him a crybaby

>Syndulla is voiced by Ors' VA
I had no idea. These animated TV shows really are just cries for help from people who actually like Star Wars and don't want it to be ruined.

>purely by his ability to exercise amazing restraint
What part of this ability was relating to restraint? It killed him. Or are you talking about the time he drew a weapon and armed it on a sleeping child?

He was ruined and his character assassinated. What a goddamn awful film. And the fact the next episode might have Sheev to completely invalidate both his own efforts and his father's too so he's a no success loser is incredibly disgusting.

They're probably attempting to retcon Sheev's prophecy from "Luke kills Sheev and becomes the new dark lord" into "A Skywalker kills Sheev something something" -therefore because Anakin killed Sheev, his prophecy came true and now through some Disney magic Sheev just became more powerful.

Are you trying to tell me there's anything of narrative value well executed in the movie? Because if expectations were subverted and it did that: there wouldn't be a plurality of people still pissed off about it even after deluges of defenses. Since none of them can make a movie about a series of intentional and incidental self-defeating/sabotaging events anything more than that.

>tfw didn't have internet at the time but always thought that this game could be great in multiplayer

Fuck off, rian

It was fun, but also pretty autistic. Some of the servers were glorified chat rooms where people just walked around and talked with the occasional duel, others were just constant fighting. Almost every server had guns and force disabled though, so if you really liked the weapons or character building it was a bit disappointing.

SW would be much better with her in it

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so will the new jedi game learn from jedi knight combat at all or will it be battlefront tier stick waving?

its gonna be the force unleashed with wall running

>worst Aquors

It failed on every level aside from looking ok visually, user. Give it up

the golden era...

>9gag

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Please don't post that. Have some respect for the dead.

All JO and JA servers were amazing chatrooms. I've played Academy for like 15 years at this point. You wouldn't fucking believe the variety of people I met there. It was a good run

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Nigga, that was Mysteries of the Sith.

>youtube.com/watch?v=xaCy-qCR1UY
Thoughts?

Whats the password?

>9gag
Point is Gray Jedi shouldn't even have a code.

If being a Jedi means allowing that little bitch to live then I don’t want to be a jedi

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It's almost like it was made by Valve

extremely pozzed

> Disney release trailers for the movie and the game
> Yea Forums and Yea Forums are now filled with Star shit

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Based and bespinpilled

I'm just sticking around for the inevitable schadenfreude

user I SWEAR TO SHEEV

YOU BETTER NOT BE HIDING ANY JEDI ARTIFACTS IN THERE

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I have nothing to apologize for. DF2:JK was the first game I dumped hundreds of hours into. My first MP experience. Still my favorite game of all time, even if I prefer the MP of Outcast. I remember when I first got JO my computer couldn't run it so I had to save up for a new card and WinXP, and then the MP was super laggy because 56k modem, took a year of pleading to convince my parents to switch to cable, and my god what a difference. From a bicycle to a Saturn V rocket.
I'll be honest, I don't need Katarn or SP period, just give me JO/JA combat and modability with 2019 grafics and physics.

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People used to form a circle with duels on that platform on the left

Very obviously TFU+Uncharted. No thank you.

>all those silly colored fonts people had in their names
>those community servers where you knew all the regulars
I WANT TO GO BACK

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never played the game online confirmed
you missed out, it was fucking magical, some servers was absolute chaos and others were some sort of fucking VRchat bullshit where you could only duel in certain areas, most people stood around and tried to look cool. I don't even want to think about how many hours I spent on that fucking map I could probably recreate the whole thing from memory.

>new game is set after the fall of the republic
>you're a survivor of the order 66
>thought the protagonist was going to be Dass Jennir
>remember he isn't canon anymore

Meh

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>we will never have a game with rooms of people just chilling in FFA no lame servers idly watching duels
>you will never get that surge of adrenaline after seeing amateurs tard spam at each other for a while then see your fellow clan member join the server
>you will never get hyped as fuck listening to your favorite track while seriously dueling your bro repeatedly while the majority of the rest of the server watches on in awe
I miss the community more than anything else.

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>muh Jan
>fuck Luke's peace loving ass
Wrap this up.

Just reading this in his voice already made me so pissed off holy shit ahahaha

I swear they made him hateable on purpose

>mrw
die

Post your go-to dueling song.
youtu.be/7j4eyEwcpjY

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>I actually replayed Jedi Outcast last week and just finished replaying Jedi Academy like 5 minutes ago

Too bad Academy felt so short.

And Kyle is worst teacher ever.

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Kyle basically taught himself how to use the Force, His style of Jedi-ism isn't compatible with most others.

>There are people reading this who are sith scum
Ftfy

Would be good desu, being forced to kill Kyle who's obviously fallen back to the darkside without the possibility of redemption would be kino as fuck.

FACT: Grey Jedi are useless.
FACT: Grey Jedi play no important part correctly
FACT: Grey Jedi are BORING.

that's literally already the plot of a jedi knight game
was that the joke?

>get to the 2nd alora fight in JA on jedi master
>cutscene
>oh boy here we go
>charge at her
>she jumps in an attempt to dodge
>jumps towards one of those cylindrical platforms, misses, and kills herself
well worth it m8 well worth it

>kill jester

No it works in a fantasy setting. Using the Dark side means you're evil and the bad guy. Doesn't mean you can't be redeemed, but dark side = bad. Once you start using this 'grey jedi' bullshit, everything falls apart. It's literally a special snowflake. Stop forcing your fanfic in lore. It doesn't make it better in the slightest.

Plus if you INSIST on having grey jedi, they should not have a code. A grey jedi with a code is retarded in every way.

this picture is retarded and whoever made it should be killed

I've done double digit runs of JA and I think I've only had a proper fight against her once. Usually she gets stuck on the map geometry, especially those pipes over the lava.

You miss being the center of attention more than anything else*

The Jedi and Sith are both shitheads, prove me wrong.

>I'm no jedi, I'm just a guy with a lightsaber and a few questions.

That thing scared the shit out of me

>Alora

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You know that scene at 1:15? That's how I imagine it will play. Asscreed levels of boringness or press X to force pull QTE.

based

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Gonna be a yikes from me

>well never get a better Star Wars multiplayer game than this
It hurts even more, user. I wish we could get together a Yea Forums server for this gem sometime.

Forgot picture.

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t. Disney shills

What did he mean by this

You're overpaid, rat kike.

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I will DESTROY you

WOOKIE FEET

MotS is shit

You're shit

>for every orphanage I save, I will kill a puppy
>grey jedi

And I actually had hard time against her on normal difficulty with her being in dark rage state most of the time.

wow nice argument fagtron you sure got me with those hot opinions :^)

What part are you having trouble understanding?

As much as I love those games, I always hated the Jedi Knight version of Luke. He's like an emotionless robot the whole time.

MotS has the best and dankest levels although it's dumb how kyle turns to the dark side or whatever. JK2 is inferior to JK1 but still an OK game.

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also this
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>Disney shill seething this hard

now there's a chad

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How dare you reply to me

Disney Wars is trash but I still think Kyle is overrated meme character.

>No Kyle and Dash coop movie/game
What the fuck

You're stinking up the thread with your shit taste

lol look how skinnyfat he is

It was sort of dumb, but also something you can point to to say that they made an attempt to explain it away when people complain how Kyle can just use dark side powers without repercussions.

In Jedi Knight, when the dark/light side choice came up, you ended up locked into one path anyway and it affected the ending. I'm still traumatized by the events of the Dark Side story

so sorry for triggering you mr snowflake

how do you know new guy cal isn't a chad

>Chad
>Uses lightsaber
Pick one, user.

holy fucking shit
its almost like spoiler tags are meant to be used to protect content that may ruin an experience for someone who is not yet aware of that content!

So we're just going to pretend Mace Windu doesn't exist with his dark side fighting style.
Or Plo Koon with his "totall not force lightning" force lightning.

What if there was a jedi who used blasters instead of a lightsaber

Fuck off Might be Barriss, go bomb a temple you muslim cunt

The fucking bgm on that level
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Mace Windu wasn't a Grey Jedi, that shit was originally a derogatory term for emotionally overzealous and underdisciplined Jedi, and Windu was a Jedi master.

Are there any mods for Jedi Outcast that make it fairly bearable to play on a modern PC? There's a bunch of control and resolution issues and I've had crashes with the Steam version.

I don't particularly want to pull out my Gamecube again

Windu wasn't a Grey Jedi.
He was passionate and violent, but used vaapad to focus his energy and turn all that into tranquil fury. He was also in control the whole time so he would not become a killing machine.

>Ourjedi is safe from the mouse
I'm ok with this timeline.

grey jedi is a retarded name. jedi is automatically associated to the light side. any better name for a user that just harnesses the raw force without the light dark bullshit?

>be kid me
>find demo cd for JK II in a magazine
>never get the game, but end up playing this mission over and over
>that sith fight at the end
>ywn be as excited from tiny bits of gameplay ever again
Bros...

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Jesus I remember that now
Do you remember that DBS was a staple of the combat in that game?

Redpilled

Spoiler tags used correctly would help. Had spoilered their comment like: "You can skip the first game. It's only revealed that the character you play as is actually Darth Revan and you're a Sith Lord who lost his memory. Nother else of importance really happens." That would've been acceptable. However, they gave no context and had a cupidtrooper picture which could've been interpreted as a joke comment. Curiosity got the better of user and now they've spoiled their experience. Both Anons take blame but only because user doesn't know how to put spoilers into context.

I mean, yeah. They make him annoying so that you want to kill him, and 'fall'. That's actually pretty clever imho.

Grey Jedi should just be people with regular values. Nothing like sperg Jedi or Sith.

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JAYDEN [...] KILL ROSH

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That's not how the damn force works. There's no dicking around in the "middle" because there is no middle. If you use the force out of anger or fear, or to harm or destroy with ill intent, you are tapping the dark side and will eventually succumb to it with repeated use.

centrists btfo

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The best Star Wars games are Star Wars mods for space sims.

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>memorable
>tries to duel with his faggot nephew that he allowed to fall into the dark side, except it was an ilusion but he dies anyways lmao

A whole new level created specifically for demo purposes. Amazing scenes, what a great game.

>canon powerful force user
I mean he allways was. Confirmed by lucas
>last stand
A pretty boring one and pretty worthles since he just fades away anyways
They also make him a complete wimp that just gave up and let his family and the galaxy in the shitter. Probably died a virgin with no sons too

He is gone but that will not stop disney to try and bring him back for a couple of bucks

This. The Jedi weren't flawed because they were too light side or whatever, they were flawed because they were too stiff. They had a thousand years without any real challenge and it made them stuffy and arrogant while they lounged around in their temple on the Republic capital. They got blindsided because they were too comfortable.

Qui-Gon is presented as a foil to this. He's proactive instead of reactive. He prefers to follow the will of the Force rather than adhere to a strict dogma. He could sit on the council if he would follows all the rules, but doesn't want to because he doesn't want to sit around in the temple, choosing instead to stay active out in the galaxy righting wrongs. He exudes more compassion and warmth than the other Jedi we see in the prequels. And it's implied that Anakin probably would have turned out better if Qui-Gon had gotten to train him because Obi-Wan and the Jedi weren't equipped to handle him.

But he's not some gray Jedi. He doesn't tap into the dark side. He doesn't sit in some dumb middle ground between light and dark. He's just more flexible than the other more orthodox Jedi.

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Whats that supposed to be? A BH? A new sort of trooper? A girl?

an Inquisitor I believe

looks like she's waving hello if you don't know she's sliding down a windscreen

Do none of you fuckers learn EA is involved? Let that sink in.

EA published Titanfall 2. That was solid.

Admittedly they did sabotage it in terms of marketing and release date, but the game itself was very solid.

EA seem to let Respawn do their own thing a lot of the time.

I dunno. Killing Rosh right there with Alora being a smug bitch up on that platform was just too obvious a trap too fall for.

You gotta go full Kyle baller and to a neutral force build with lightning and absord/protect.

Rosh was legitimately good darkside bait. He was such a little bitch, and he deserved a slap more than most characters is anything ever. Resisting the urge to permanently shut his twat hole was the mark of a true Jedi Knight.

Thanks for triggering my PTSD

>dass jennir
MY
NIGGA

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I recognize that scene from one of the Kurosawa movies. I think Seven Samurai or Rashomon? Mifune's character does a move exactly like that, but he cuts open the dude's chest instead.