We need games where it lets you play as a spider

Donkey Kong Country 2

I need that in my life.

a cellar spider just climbed up my legs a few minutes ago, and i squashed it with my hands.

>not suffocating it with your toxic fart

cool

You can ride a giant almost bus sized spider in EDF Iron Rain, unfortunately it is painted though and does not just work like a vehicle (timed, though it is a generous amount, bullshit amount compared to other classes.)

not nearly good enough.

brb I need a cig

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Not even if it lets you massacre other inferior insects and alien invaders with web attacks, jumping and giving birth to explosive babies?

Ziggy is best spider

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>6 legs
Leglet pls

It just wants to play video games bro

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ok fine that is nice, but I did say play as one.

youtube.com/watch?v=TUQlGQtKaDE

this is sweet, let me fuccin play it

>what is dolphin

drunk on nectar lets you play as phidippus

Wait, why does that spider have five pairs of legs?
As far as I remember, our species has 4 pairs of legs.

Spiders are bros.

triachnid

Woah, that's looks nice.

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the smaller ones on the front are pedipalps, not legs

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The fangs are legs too. Adapted legs, but legs.

>the smaller ones on the front are pedipalps, not legs
>our

what

that spin attack tho

Sorry buddy, it's just that usually you've gotta take what you can get with this sort of stuff.
If it's any consolation you basically play as military Spider Man before you spawn the creature.

Fuck spiders. Where my /beetle/ bros @?

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how fucking strong the right one's back legs must be to resist that much to the pull force?

>our species
>our

Guys... we're all human here, right? haha

t. scorpion poster

stop infighting, bugbros

dailymotion.com/video/xti8g4

FUCK SPIDERS

of course!

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No.
Fuck you!
You damn 2-legged monkey.

THIS

I smell a wasp guys....

Imagine sitting in one spot all day, waiting for good things to come to you

We heard there were monsters in this thread

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I can only think of shantae and dkc2

t. hobo huntsman spider

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Ok fine here's proof I'm not a spider.
Happy?

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Anyone know what type of spider this is? We have something similar to this kind everywhere outside. I can't tell if they're just small wolf spiders or what.

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What IS this? Are the giant insects actually conversing with each other? It seems they have evolved in order to communicate.
We need you to deal with this new threat and get us some more information. Be careful, there's no telling what these new creatures are capable of.

Where's that digital trip for watchdogs when you need it?

Check the filename.

>our
the original meme is pretty good, but your delivery is shit

Nursery Web Spider

Closest I've seen is calling them grass spiders.
They're hunters, but they also build a funnel style web.

This game seriously needs a fucking remake.

I should comb my hair sorry...

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i love making spiders fight shit for me
especially each other for free monster meat

>spiders on the web
It was bound to happen mates.

>"What?! Giant insects can't fly!"

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B A S E D
This was the first game I ever played on my Wii

MEAT!

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This is not a game for ants, its a game for spiders

ss13
>xenobio
>create nurse spider
>wumbo gland to make THE GREAT QUEEN SPIDER
>web monkeys and lay eggs
>laugh in spider as your minions devour the entire station and the erts
>centcomm nukes themselves when your horde arrives on the escape shuttle
>spider station 13

I'm not a spider, I promise.

I'm thinking about a realistic stealth action game where you could play as various species of spider, or at least have different venoms and abilities. Obviously, you would have to hunt for food and shelter (or weave a web depending on your type/skills), but there would definitely be competition from other spiders, insects and arachnids, as well as major predators that you would have to avoid through stealth.

Well Yea Forums?

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I found this game in a dusty corner of a video rental store when I was a kid. I thought maybe I just imagined its existence until people started talking about it online. I didn't even remember the gameplay, just the credits sequence with all the developers in their cubicles.

youtube.com/watch?v=HnSgvIPParo

Thanks Anons. I;'m pretty sure that these are the ones. Supposedly they're one of the largest "true" spiders.

>Nursery web spiders mature in late spring and reproduce in the summer. They are most often seen between the beginning of May and the end of July.
>They only live for about a year
>They're often confused with wolf spiders

Knowledge is power.

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Well, that's just not fair.

np, I was constantly worried they were brown recluse until I could find a good comparison of what they actually were.

2
It's not even a question.

I caught a huge wolf spider once when I was at the river and put it in a container and the spider took up the whole space of it and I could hear it hissing the entire way home.
I let it out at my house outside and my mom screamed as it crawled super sonic fast to the back yard.

Spider. If I know a person is hiding in my house I just call the cops.

As I got older I learned that most spiders don't want no trouble, so I just leave them alone if they aren't in the way. A spider simulator would be sitting in a web completely still for 10 hours a day

What you can't call the cops on a spider? Is it a race thing?

I'm not from Florida

wrong
youtube.com/watch?v=906NJqDT4UY

the spider told him to run

Guys, a spider once put it's front 4 legs up and stood on it's hindlegs. I went in on the invetation and poked this woodland spider with my finger. They did not return the hug THEY OFFERED, and ran for the trees. what a faggot.

youtube.com/watch?v=xF2GlKxZ3zI

Spider DLC for Devil May Cry 5 when bros?

Nobody mentioned Spider: Rite of the Shrouded Moon?
Casuals.

Imagine a spider cart wheeling coming to kick someone's ass.

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Spiders basically have fourteen legs, but only eight them function as motors propulsion.

>Chelicerae
Extremely adapted frontmose limbs that act as the spider's external mouthparts, the jaws and fangs.
>Pedipalps
Small in most breeds but large in a few, always biggest in males. Primary function is sexual.
>Spinnerts
Include two tiny sublimbs used to control the flow of silk and shape it accordingly.

>hey guys check out my big palps the chicks love them

Imagine Spiders on Call of Duty bragging about the size of their palps

I need to check that out, thx user

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that spider is totally nontoxic, else it wouldn't go to such lengths to develop that bizarre, albeit awesome, strategy.

Obligatory in a spooder thread.

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Hey guys...
We're in a spider thread...
on the web...
Get it haha?

But imagine you playing as a giant spider and one of the moves is cartwheeling to kick a person's ass.

>ugh I can't believe males are always sending me pictures of their palps over the web

btw with spiders, females are the dominant overpowering tall buff ones.

I need more spider games to play, there's not enough.

what would the bonus extra critter be?

A huge wasp

>Mud Daubers
Christ, and I thought Jap Hornets were bad. At least when they sting you, you're granted death.
Mud Daubers just fucking leave actual, legit biological weapons however.
Fuck both of them though, and fuck spiders. As a Beekeeping-fag they're a disgrace to nature and need to be culled from the food chain

taunts for the spider character should be
hissing and raising its front legs in a game.

What attacks would spider have in a action game?

Hey guys what’s going on in this thread?

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Are spiders a big thread to bees?

they can eat bees.

Oh shit, its solifugae... everyone ignore him.

Duuude what’s your problem? I just wanna play spider games too!

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They can be.
Wolf Spiders tend to crawl into the roofs of Langstroth Hives if they aren't fitted properly, they can also kill bees out in the open depending on the species.
Same goes with mantids, they're fucking brutal to honey bees, Even the niggerized ones

FRANKLY I FIND THE IDEA OF A BUG THAT THINKS OFFENSIVE

what do mothbros think of bumble bees?
their queens are a buncha big fatties
youtu.be/KhBNVzbLm3M

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>be STARS member
>see a giant ass spider shoots it with handgun
>still coming
>keeps shooting
>finally drops
>"Guys I think it's d-"
>*sees leg twitch*
>*unloads the entire machine pistol into it*

Came here to post this and its prequel. Best spider game out there by far. I know some people are allergic to mobile games but Spider is fantastic

bumbles are cute and my uncle once petted one and it just let him as it rested on his hand.

Game where it let you play as spider girl when?

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>mfw spheksophobic
>mfw I saw a Tarantula hawk for the first time ever here in Australia in my front garden
What the FUCK I though this was an ameriburger thing only

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What about webs you retard? Who wants a spider for "claws"

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webs are nice too, it can have varied web type attacks too

that is too hecking cute
saved

imagine being scared of that thing lmao

reminder she will never sit on you and splat her webbing on your face

Don't mind if I do!

>tfw your mmo doesn't add cool ass wall climbing spider mounts because some vermin snowflakes complained on the forums that they have arachnophobia when the concept art was shared with the player base
i wanna go back to pre 05, people were normal, especially in the 90s. fucking hell

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why can't we have nice things....

I found out about a horror game where you play as a ginormous spider and you are this granny's pet and you kill the granny.

Why the hell would anyone's first reaction not be to take something heavy and lower it onto all of them at once? I would have just wrapped a barbell plate and gotten rid of the whole lot at once. Fuck respect for the dead.

Yeh that's obvious, but catching them seems difficult from a naive perspective.

They actually get into the hive?! I mean spiders get into ants nests, but they do it through extreme crypsis. Must be pretty awful for the bees - akin to having a tiger roaming around your apartment complex.

from what I've witnessed, normally they don't fuck with the bees
but that's probably because we catch them before they fully set up in the Langstroth.
You just gotta be sure the roof part of the hive doesn't have any space large enough for pests to get in, since even earwigs can crawl on up in there if possible.

Fucking what game? Please?

Granny's pet spider

god dang we need more spider games

they could leap on them on flowers

youtube.com/watch?v=xFv81p5MqpI
this game is neet

Oh nevermind, I found a game where it lets you play as a girl spider.

what do you do if a negro is hiding in your house?

I'd go like this :
OOGITY BOOGITY!!

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SHEEEEEIIT

The only thing that seems to come up is a horror game where you escape Granny and her pet spider, not play as one. Thank you though, I will keep looking.

Oh...

Judging by the fact that that the Avicularia genus is pretty harmless, number 2 is worse by default

this is my house

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what if you could play as demon spider that shoots lightning?

I'd be stoked to find a real talking spider.

They could exist...

I want the option to have an actual giant spider skin for in a Spider-Man game.

Description: SCP-1470 was a male fringed jumping spider (Portia fimbriata) recovered from Queensland, Australia. Its body measures 6.3 millimeters. In life SCP-1470 was sapient and capable of telepathic communication with other sapient beings at a range of approximately nine meters, although SCP-1470 was otherwise not notably different from other members of its species in behavior or physiology.

Excerpts of final interview:

SCP-1470: Hey, is anyone out there?

Dr. Westington: Hello, I'm here. We were just doing some work on your enclosure.

SCP-1470: What, the podium? It's enclosed but I don't see you in here.

Dr. Westington: I am outside your podium.

SCP-1470: The podium doesn't have an outside, you daft bint! How come I can't get outside it?

Dr. Westington: Do you see me waving my arm at you?

SCP-1470: [unintelligible. "Wordless dread" would be the most apt description of what I felt from SCP-1470, which fled the podium shortly thereafter, in a manner that suggested it was trying to avoid a predator. P. fimbriata has excellent vision, although at a very short range. SCP-1470 had reacted to us visually before, but never in such a manner that suggested it realized we were the beings speaking with it - Dr. Westington]

Dr. Westington: I will not hurt you. We like talking with you and we want you to live.

SCP-1470: I never realized you were so big. How could anything be so big.

Note from Dr. Westington: SCP-1470 lived for a total of three months in Foundation custody before perishing of natural causes. He was not fully mature at the time of containment, so his total lifespan was estimated to be approximately four months.

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>our species

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Funfact: spiders consume the most meat/animal life of any carnivorous species on the planet, by a huge margin. They eat upwards of 880 TONS. Imagine a world with no spiders, imagine not being able to touch anything, not being able to breath, not being able to see the sky SIMPLY because there are endless hoards of insects spread everywhere.

b-but thats a s-spider hahaha

Based as fuck

Fucking spider posters are the absolute worst. Fuck spiders.

Based archinicologist

Holllow Knight tho

says the wasp...

I mean we could probably breed a bunch of centipedes or something. I guess they couldn't catch shit in the air though. Unless we develop winged centipedes?

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Wow it grabs at whatever the whip touches. What an odd creature.

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Imagine this thing buzzing really loud around you

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Don't those already catch bats and shit just by hanging down?

they can survive a nuke

>At least one human death has been attributed to the venom. In 2014, a four-year-old child in Venezuela died after being bitten by a giant centipede which was hidden inside an open soda can. Researchers at Universidad de Oriente later confirmed the specimen to be S. gigantea.

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>complaining about spiders
>in fucking spider hell Australia
HOW

Imagine it kissing you on the lips. Haha

Tbh I'd love to make a game where one type of enemies are giant space insects, that take humans and create these spider/human hybrids

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That would be sweet

I wanna be one.

that sad

No it fine, I'm not one.

They get bigger than picc related too.

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>grandparents found a brown recluse under their pillow
>saw one in the bathroom when I went to visit
I've never been more terrified of sleeping somewhere in my entire life

I put my hand on a dinner plate and let me tell you...
That spider is way bigger than that plate when comparing that photo.